A chicken in a phoenix nest
Chapter 30
"Why?" Ji Xiaocan, with her eyes still closed, turned over and responded.
"Do you want to eat serious food tomorrow, other than candied haws?"
"Isn't this nonsense?" Ji Xiaocan murmured, woke up a bit, opened her eyes and sat up, "You mean..."
Feng nodded: "That's right!"
Ji Xiaocan was so moved that she wanted to burst into tears, so she yawned, and her eyes immediately became moist: "I almost forgot the taste of food other than candied haws."
Feng Yi hugged him, wiped away his tears, and looked into his eyes affectionately: "Honey, you have suffered a lot these days."
Ah Ci: "..." Maybe he will be able to get a lunch in the near future—the most tragic cannon fodder in history, full of delicate temperament—and completely ignored by the protagonist.
"Okay, let's stop playing and go to bed." Ji Xiaocan lay down again after being excited, "Only after a full sleep can I have the energy to eat."
Feng Yi didn't let go, and still let Ji Xiaocan lie in his arms.Pushing away the hair from Ji Xiaocan's ear, he gently whispered in Ji Xiaocan's ear: "I'm with you."
"It's too crowded." Ji Xiaocan said so, but moved in, "Let Ah Ci sleep on the floor?"
"I won't sleep." Ah Ci wisely and decisively chose not to pester Feng Yi for the time being, and not to disturb them any longer.When going out of the house, she also took the door behind her understandingly.
Nodding in satisfaction, Feng first took advantage of Ji Xiaocan's falling asleep and instilled the first thought about "together" when Ji Xiaocan was about to fall asleep and was most mentally unstable: "We are all together, and we have to sleep together every night! You can't just sleep with other people." Sleep together—even if it’s just a five-minute nap.”
"Then what would happen if you slept with someone else?" Ji Xiaocan asked subconsciously.
Feng Yi was taken aback, he didn't expect Ji Xiaocan to answer him.But since he asked, Feng Yi had to answer even if it was a dream.
That's really hard to answer.Feng Yi thought for a while, then smiled and whispered: "Then you will never be able to eat."
"why?"
"You will be punished by heaven, your mouth will be stuffed, and you will never be able to close it."
"It's really scary." Ji Xiaocan had already fallen asleep, completely forgetting that she was also a member of "Heaven".
He shivered, Feng Yi thought he was having a nightmare, hugged him even tighter, and patted his back, not regretting that he had just frightened him.Just kidding, such a confused and forgetful person, if he doesn't threaten him, he can remember whether he can sleep with others - even if someone betrays him, he doesn't even know.
The next day.
Feng Yi was a little depressed after learning that Ji Xiaocan had no dreams at all last night; Ji Xiaocan half-opened her eyes and yawned and half leaned on Feng Yi; On the side, looking at the sky, his eyes are sad and blurred, as if he has diarrhea without breakfast, which makes people feel aggrieved.
Seeing that everyone was present, the old lady got up and pulled old man Zhang up as well.She reserved a table in a nearby restaurant, ordered food, and just waited to go to eat.
As she walked, she said: "I don't know much about your tastes, except for Lao Zhang. Please don't dislike the dishes ordered by my old lady!"
It doesn't matter to Feng Er and Feng Yi, they don't have to eat it if it's a big deal; Feng San and Ji Xiaocan don't care, they can eat almost anything.A Ci still looked sad, Ji Xiaocan couldn't help but wanted to push him with his elbow, but just as he stretched out his hand, he changed the direction and squeezed his waist.
Ah Ci's image collapsed in an instant: "What are you doing?"
Ji Xiaocan continued pinching: "Are your eyes uncomfortable, why do you keep looking at the sky?"
Ah Ci looked around, lowered her head and said in a voice that only Ji Xiaocan could hear: "Actually...a bug flew into my eye just now."
Ji Xiaocan suddenly realized, and said loudly: "No wonder, so a fly got into your eye."
"It's not a fly, it's just an ordinary bug!" Ah Ci excitedly shook Ji Xiaocan's body, "As a noble porcelain vase, how can flies get close to it?"
"Aren't flies also a kind of bug?" Ji Xiaocan couldn't quite figure out the difference, and wanted to keep asking, so she went to the restaurant that the old lady mentioned.
The vermilion lacquer surface is used as the base, and the four gilt characters of "restaurant" are engraved on it, a sense of nobility emerges spontaneously, with a gaudy atmosphere.
The old lady said: "Don't look at it as gaudy, there are so many good things in it."
Exactly as she said.Before the dishes were served, the tea in it had already been highly praised by them—Feng Er took a sip, smacked his lips, and said, "That's right, if you work harder, you can barely reach my five-point level."
Different from the last banquet in the Demon Realm, the dishes this time are not as rich and gorgeous as last time, but they are a bit more delicate, which makes people move their index fingers when they see it - although for Ji Xiaocan, as long as it looks Less bad food can make his index finger twitch.
The fly in the ointment is that there is no wine to drink this time.Ji Xiaocan complained to Feng Yi, Feng Yi patted his head: "If you get drunk again, I will ask you to write those words a hundred times when you go back--it's useless to plead, I will tell the old hen to let the old hen know what to do." She's here to watch over you."
"What?" Ji Xiaocan muttered, taking Feng Yi's hand off his head, "We are all together now, you should treat me better."
Feng Yi withdrew his hand and added a chopstick of green vegetables to him: "It's not a question of whether I treat you well or not - once you get drunk, your cultivation level will easily drop, and then don't blame me for turning into that chubby little yellow chicken. ——I don't mind, anyway, you are quite cute like that."
Ji Xiaocan didn't want to argue with him, and started eating with all her heart.He ate the vegetables Feng Yi gave him in one go, and switched to fish and eggs.
On the left of the old lady is old man Zhang, and on the right is Feng Yi.Looking at Ji Xiaocan's domineering eating, she asked Feng, "Is this your partner?"
Feng Yi admitted frankly: "Yes."
"Yes, the eyes are quite special." The old lady nodded, "Very cute child."
Feng took a look at old man Zhang: "You have a good eye too."
The old lady's eyes dimmed: "It's a pity..."
"what happened?"
"You're all not human, are you?" The old lady said interrogative sentences, but she used an affirmative tone, as if she believed in her own judgment.She sighed again, "Never mind why I can tell. Because I'm not human either—don't get me wrong, I mean I'm not human."
"I know." Feng Yi expressed his understanding, "I belong to the Feng clan."
"I can tell," the old lady continued to tell her story, "I am not human, but Lao Zhang... When I first met him, he was still in his twenties. I didn't expect that he would become so old in just 50 years. Sure enough, the lifespan of human beings is simply not enough.”
"Did you misunderstand something?" Feng Yi pointed at Old Man Zhang, "He's not human either!"
The old lady smiled wryly: "I thought so at first, but I found that although he is not human, he is similar to humans in many ways, such as lifespan. Later...he is getting older and older, and I am a little afraid that he will There was a day to leave, so I left first, and let his memory of me disappear... Then I regretted it, and wanted to find him by magic—but Lao Zhang is really special, and I couldn't perceive it His tracks. Until now, I'm almost disheartened to come across him."
After hearing this, Feng Yi sighed a little, but didn't know how to feel for a while.The old lady's voice was so low that even the old man Zhang sitting next to her didn't hear it.And Ji Xiaocan heard it while eating.He comforted the old lady and said, "Don't be too sad, at least you still have time to accompany him now."
The old lady was immersed in the memories, she nodded, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and said, "Why are you with Lao Zhang?" She didn't deliberately avoid it this time, and amplified her voice a little.
"It all starts with a cold night a few days ago." Feng San sighed, and glanced at the delicate-looking man who would break like a porcelain vase, "It all starts with him." .”
Putting the past behind her for a while, the old lady began to listen attentively to Feng San's story, no, it was about their experience.
After listening, the old lady patted Feng Yi's shoulder sympathetically.
"Do you want to work with me?"
make up your mind to learn to cook
Feng Yi thought for a while, nodded, looked at old man Zhang, and said: "Then we have to talk to him."
The old lady smiled and said, "No need. I've made an agreement with Lao Zhang. In the future, he will sell candied haws in another place and come to my place. This afternoon he will go to talk to regular customers about it."
"Then I'm relieved." Feng Yi reckoned that at the old lady's place, food and housing would be better than now, and besides, everyone will have to return to the Feng family soon, instead of letting old man Zhang get used to having them by his side all day long. After the twittering and lively life, he can feel the desertedness before again. It's better to let him find someone who can accompany him to spend his old age peacefully.
While listening to their conversation, Ji Xiaocan went to refill the fifth bowl of rice.Feng Yi told him to put the bowl away and not to spill it, while helping him to fill the rice: "Is the food here really that delicious?"
"It's because the bowl here is too small." Ji Xiaocan remembered his great and glorious deeds, and proudly showed off to Feng Yi, "When I was in the fairy world, I could eat it all day without stopping. It has to be filled with twenty to a hundred bowls."
"Speaking of which, Feng San seems to be like this in the past. When Feng Er occasionally made a meal for everyone to eat on a whim, the pot, bowl, plate, etc. were all empty in a blink of an eye, and only one shy
"Do you want to eat serious food tomorrow, other than candied haws?"
"Isn't this nonsense?" Ji Xiaocan murmured, woke up a bit, opened her eyes and sat up, "You mean..."
Feng nodded: "That's right!"
Ji Xiaocan was so moved that she wanted to burst into tears, so she yawned, and her eyes immediately became moist: "I almost forgot the taste of food other than candied haws."
Feng Yi hugged him, wiped away his tears, and looked into his eyes affectionately: "Honey, you have suffered a lot these days."
Ah Ci: "..." Maybe he will be able to get a lunch in the near future—the most tragic cannon fodder in history, full of delicate temperament—and completely ignored by the protagonist.
"Okay, let's stop playing and go to bed." Ji Xiaocan lay down again after being excited, "Only after a full sleep can I have the energy to eat."
Feng Yi didn't let go, and still let Ji Xiaocan lie in his arms.Pushing away the hair from Ji Xiaocan's ear, he gently whispered in Ji Xiaocan's ear: "I'm with you."
"It's too crowded." Ji Xiaocan said so, but moved in, "Let Ah Ci sleep on the floor?"
"I won't sleep." Ah Ci wisely and decisively chose not to pester Feng Yi for the time being, and not to disturb them any longer.When going out of the house, she also took the door behind her understandingly.
Nodding in satisfaction, Feng first took advantage of Ji Xiaocan's falling asleep and instilled the first thought about "together" when Ji Xiaocan was about to fall asleep and was most mentally unstable: "We are all together, and we have to sleep together every night! You can't just sleep with other people." Sleep together—even if it’s just a five-minute nap.”
"Then what would happen if you slept with someone else?" Ji Xiaocan asked subconsciously.
Feng Yi was taken aback, he didn't expect Ji Xiaocan to answer him.But since he asked, Feng Yi had to answer even if it was a dream.
That's really hard to answer.Feng Yi thought for a while, then smiled and whispered: "Then you will never be able to eat."
"why?"
"You will be punished by heaven, your mouth will be stuffed, and you will never be able to close it."
"It's really scary." Ji Xiaocan had already fallen asleep, completely forgetting that she was also a member of "Heaven".
He shivered, Feng Yi thought he was having a nightmare, hugged him even tighter, and patted his back, not regretting that he had just frightened him.Just kidding, such a confused and forgetful person, if he doesn't threaten him, he can remember whether he can sleep with others - even if someone betrays him, he doesn't even know.
The next day.
Feng Yi was a little depressed after learning that Ji Xiaocan had no dreams at all last night; Ji Xiaocan half-opened her eyes and yawned and half leaned on Feng Yi; On the side, looking at the sky, his eyes are sad and blurred, as if he has diarrhea without breakfast, which makes people feel aggrieved.
Seeing that everyone was present, the old lady got up and pulled old man Zhang up as well.She reserved a table in a nearby restaurant, ordered food, and just waited to go to eat.
As she walked, she said: "I don't know much about your tastes, except for Lao Zhang. Please don't dislike the dishes ordered by my old lady!"
It doesn't matter to Feng Er and Feng Yi, they don't have to eat it if it's a big deal; Feng San and Ji Xiaocan don't care, they can eat almost anything.A Ci still looked sad, Ji Xiaocan couldn't help but wanted to push him with his elbow, but just as he stretched out his hand, he changed the direction and squeezed his waist.
Ah Ci's image collapsed in an instant: "What are you doing?"
Ji Xiaocan continued pinching: "Are your eyes uncomfortable, why do you keep looking at the sky?"
Ah Ci looked around, lowered her head and said in a voice that only Ji Xiaocan could hear: "Actually...a bug flew into my eye just now."
Ji Xiaocan suddenly realized, and said loudly: "No wonder, so a fly got into your eye."
"It's not a fly, it's just an ordinary bug!" Ah Ci excitedly shook Ji Xiaocan's body, "As a noble porcelain vase, how can flies get close to it?"
"Aren't flies also a kind of bug?" Ji Xiaocan couldn't quite figure out the difference, and wanted to keep asking, so she went to the restaurant that the old lady mentioned.
The vermilion lacquer surface is used as the base, and the four gilt characters of "restaurant" are engraved on it, a sense of nobility emerges spontaneously, with a gaudy atmosphere.
The old lady said: "Don't look at it as gaudy, there are so many good things in it."
Exactly as she said.Before the dishes were served, the tea in it had already been highly praised by them—Feng Er took a sip, smacked his lips, and said, "That's right, if you work harder, you can barely reach my five-point level."
Different from the last banquet in the Demon Realm, the dishes this time are not as rich and gorgeous as last time, but they are a bit more delicate, which makes people move their index fingers when they see it - although for Ji Xiaocan, as long as it looks Less bad food can make his index finger twitch.
The fly in the ointment is that there is no wine to drink this time.Ji Xiaocan complained to Feng Yi, Feng Yi patted his head: "If you get drunk again, I will ask you to write those words a hundred times when you go back--it's useless to plead, I will tell the old hen to let the old hen know what to do." She's here to watch over you."
"What?" Ji Xiaocan muttered, taking Feng Yi's hand off his head, "We are all together now, you should treat me better."
Feng Yi withdrew his hand and added a chopstick of green vegetables to him: "It's not a question of whether I treat you well or not - once you get drunk, your cultivation level will easily drop, and then don't blame me for turning into that chubby little yellow chicken. ——I don't mind, anyway, you are quite cute like that."
Ji Xiaocan didn't want to argue with him, and started eating with all her heart.He ate the vegetables Feng Yi gave him in one go, and switched to fish and eggs.
On the left of the old lady is old man Zhang, and on the right is Feng Yi.Looking at Ji Xiaocan's domineering eating, she asked Feng, "Is this your partner?"
Feng Yi admitted frankly: "Yes."
"Yes, the eyes are quite special." The old lady nodded, "Very cute child."
Feng took a look at old man Zhang: "You have a good eye too."
The old lady's eyes dimmed: "It's a pity..."
"what happened?"
"You're all not human, are you?" The old lady said interrogative sentences, but she used an affirmative tone, as if she believed in her own judgment.She sighed again, "Never mind why I can tell. Because I'm not human either—don't get me wrong, I mean I'm not human."
"I know." Feng Yi expressed his understanding, "I belong to the Feng clan."
"I can tell," the old lady continued to tell her story, "I am not human, but Lao Zhang... When I first met him, he was still in his twenties. I didn't expect that he would become so old in just 50 years. Sure enough, the lifespan of human beings is simply not enough.”
"Did you misunderstand something?" Feng Yi pointed at Old Man Zhang, "He's not human either!"
The old lady smiled wryly: "I thought so at first, but I found that although he is not human, he is similar to humans in many ways, such as lifespan. Later...he is getting older and older, and I am a little afraid that he will There was a day to leave, so I left first, and let his memory of me disappear... Then I regretted it, and wanted to find him by magic—but Lao Zhang is really special, and I couldn't perceive it His tracks. Until now, I'm almost disheartened to come across him."
After hearing this, Feng Yi sighed a little, but didn't know how to feel for a while.The old lady's voice was so low that even the old man Zhang sitting next to her didn't hear it.And Ji Xiaocan heard it while eating.He comforted the old lady and said, "Don't be too sad, at least you still have time to accompany him now."
The old lady was immersed in the memories, she nodded, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and said, "Why are you with Lao Zhang?" She didn't deliberately avoid it this time, and amplified her voice a little.
"It all starts with a cold night a few days ago." Feng San sighed, and glanced at the delicate-looking man who would break like a porcelain vase, "It all starts with him." .”
Putting the past behind her for a while, the old lady began to listen attentively to Feng San's story, no, it was about their experience.
After listening, the old lady patted Feng Yi's shoulder sympathetically.
"Do you want to work with me?"
make up your mind to learn to cook
Feng Yi thought for a while, nodded, looked at old man Zhang, and said: "Then we have to talk to him."
The old lady smiled and said, "No need. I've made an agreement with Lao Zhang. In the future, he will sell candied haws in another place and come to my place. This afternoon he will go to talk to regular customers about it."
"Then I'm relieved." Feng Yi reckoned that at the old lady's place, food and housing would be better than now, and besides, everyone will have to return to the Feng family soon, instead of letting old man Zhang get used to having them by his side all day long. After the twittering and lively life, he can feel the desertedness before again. It's better to let him find someone who can accompany him to spend his old age peacefully.
While listening to their conversation, Ji Xiaocan went to refill the fifth bowl of rice.Feng Yi told him to put the bowl away and not to spill it, while helping him to fill the rice: "Is the food here really that delicious?"
"It's because the bowl here is too small." Ji Xiaocan remembered his great and glorious deeds, and proudly showed off to Feng Yi, "When I was in the fairy world, I could eat it all day without stopping. It has to be filled with twenty to a hundred bowls."
"Speaking of which, Feng San seems to be like this in the past. When Feng Er occasionally made a meal for everyone to eat on a whim, the pot, bowl, plate, etc. were all empty in a blink of an eye, and only one shy
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