A chicken in a phoenix nest

people? "

"I know!" Ji Xiaocan quickly concluded, "I'm a birdman!"

Birdman Ji Xiaocan walked around the room like this, but he never remembered that he was a chicken.

He swayed to a vase and stopped.

"This vase is really ugly." Ji Xiaocan squatted down halfway, staring straight at the ampoule with a purple pattern printed in front of her but without anything in it, and said viciously, "I'll give you a chance to become rounder! "

The vase does not move.

"Secretly, I used to be fat too." Seeing that the vase didn't respond, Ji Xiaocan decided to adopt a sugar-coated cannonball strategy.He shook his head as if he had experienced it, patted the vase, and said, "Brother Vase. I know you think it's ugly to be too fat. But I tell you that's not the case. Now so many little girls make themselves Thin, good-looking is good-looking, but not healthy. Look at a good figure, you still have to be like me before, round, how cute. Don't look at me now, I plan to gain weight after a while. Okay You are so skinny now, it is a bit difficult to make you fat all of a sudden. Otherwise, if you want to gain weight, just nod, and we will work together! If you succeed, I will treat you to the best rice in the fairy world!"

The vase remains still.

I have put down my dignity and called this guy a brother, but it doesn't even appreciate it!It's too much!Ji Xiaocan was furious.There is only coercion and temptation.

"Hmph." Ji Xiaocan stared at the vase, held its neck tightly, and said, "If you don't agree, I will... I will... I will never put anything in your body! No flowers, no flowers." Putting wooden sticks, but not chopsticks! It will make you lonely forever, hahaha... how about it, be afraid!"

The vase remains still.

"I won't play with you anymore!" Ji Xiaocan clenched his hands tighter and tighter, trying to strangle the vase to death.

The vase remained motionless.

"Ahhhhh!" Ji Xiaocan discovered a serious problem: he couldn't pinch the vase.

...So when Feng Yi came back, what he saw was this kind of scene - Ji Xiaocan, who was naked and naked, kept shaking the vase, making a sound like a moan, and his anger made him His face was covered with a layer of red, and his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of water vapor due to drunkenness, which was extraordinarily attractive.

Demon World Tour·Destroyed Room

Feng Yi was indeed amazed by Ji Xiaocan - even though he had seen the transformed Ji Xiaocan once before.

He looked around the room and saw a large mess - wine bottles overturned on the plate, tables overturned on the ground, crimson wine flowing wantonly on the ground, and because Ji Xiaocan just didn't hold it steady, the glorious mess fell down. The innocent vase that was sacrificed has also become a pile of fragments at this moment.

Reluctantly, she walked over, took the clothes beside the bed, and helped Ji Xiaocan to the bed to help him put them on one by one.

I don't know if it's because of being drunk, but Ji Xiaocan quietly and obediently let Feng Yi manipulate her.After Feng Yi finished dressing him, Ji Xiaocan pointed to the broken vase, looked at Feng Yi pitifully, and said with a slight cry: "I didn't mean to kill him!"

"..."

"Who told it to bully me!" Ji Xiaocan began to roll on the bed.

Feng Yi held him down and rubbed his head: "It dares to bully you, it deserves it!"

Ji Xiaocan opened his eyes wide and let Feng Yi mess up his hair: "You don't blame me?"

"How could I blame you?" Feng Yi held back a smile—the vase is not a living thing, it will break when it is dropped, so why kill it?

Ji Xiaocan was happy, pushed Feng Yi's hand away, smiled, and said with a straight face: "I knew we were together! Or tomorrow, no, just tonight, let's find a place, Bury this thing!"

Feng Yi was about to echo and agree, when Ji Xiaocan suddenly said: "Who are you here?"

... Ganqing, this guy is drunk and doesn't remember who he is, so he plans to partner up to dig a hole.

Feng Yi pointed to himself, just about to say that he was Feng Yi, suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed, showing a gentle smile: "My name is Ji Xiaocan."

Ji Xiaocan always felt that this name was very familiar: "Ji Xiaocan?" He looked at Feng Yi suspiciously, then pointed to himself: "What about me?"

"You and I don't know." Feng Yi shrugged, pretending not to know anything, "You haven't told me what your name is yet."

"Haven't I said it yet?" Ji Xiaocan looked up at the ceiling, as if thinking, but after thinking for a long time, she still didn't know, so she simply gave up, "Forget it."

Feng Yi continued to smile.He picked up the plate on the ground and wiped it dry with the quilt, and a large purple wine stain suddenly appeared on the quilt.Feng Yi said seriously: "Ji Xiaocan did this."

He threw the plate on the ground again, and the poor plate became like a vase in a heap of fragments.Feng Yi said again: "Ji Xiaocan has killed another bad guy, congratulations."

Ji Xiaocan stared at him blankly, not knowing what to say, but felt that Ji Xiaocan had committed a heinous crime.

Ji Xiaocan sat quietly on the bed, applauding Feng Yi who was smashing things from time to time—at first glance, it seemed that Feng Yi was the one who was drunk and messing around.

The environment in the house was already unsightly, there were fragments everywhere, wine stains all over the floor, the quilt was nestled into a pile, and half of it fell on the ground.

Ji Xiaocan was very happy - he didn't know why he was so happy, but he just felt that it would take a lot of effort to clean it up like this.

Feng Yi was very skillful in wreaking havoc, the room was in a mess, but he was still neatly dressed, not even a drop of wine.Although Ji Xiaocan's hair was a little messed up, she still looked like a person who went to bed without changing clothes and just woke up.

After venting, Feng Yi was also in a good mood. He looked out the window, pulled Ji Xiaocan up from the bed, and said, "Let's go and play with the Demon King."

The Demon King still doesn't know what Feng Yi and Ji Xiaocan did to his guest room, and he is still talking and laughing with Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin.

Seeing Feng Yi and Ji Xiaocan approaching, he quickly got up, went to Feng Yi eagerly, and asked, "How is the matter going?"

Ji Xiaocan went to the table to pick up a piece of pastry, stuffed it into her mouth, and chewed until her cheeks swelled up.Feng Yi poked his face with his fingers, poured him a cup of tea unhurriedly, and said, "What's wrong?"

Seeing that he was pretending to be stupid, the Demon King became anxious, and said, "Didn't I ask you to help me find out why Fengsha City was buried?"

Feng nodded a little: "It seems that there is such a thing."

He smiled and looked at the Demon King. The Demon King thought he was gentle at first, but then he felt uncomfortable being stared at.He couldn't help but said: "If you have anything to say, just say it."

As soon as he finished speaking, Feng Yi said: "Devil King, your guest room has been destroyed."

Demon King: "...what?"

Ji Xiaocan was eating happily, Xiao Jin stared curiously at this person who seemed to have never seen him before, and he always felt very familiar, especially the way he ate - the temperament of the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves was exactly the same.Ji Xiaocan ignored his gaze, probably not realizing that others were staring at her.Hearing the conversation between the Demon King and Feng Yi, he put down the pastry in his hand, raised his head and gulped down the tea that Feng Yi handed to him, pointed to the culprit, and said, "Ji Xiaocan did it!"

"Ji Xiaocan?" Xiao Jin, who was staring at him too intently, was pinched by Xiao Yin, "Do you know Ji Xiaocan?"

"Of course." Ji Xiaocan continued to point at Feng Yi, "He is Ji Xiaocan."

Xiaoyin looked Ji Xiaocan up and down with a strange expression, and said, "I think...you are Ji Xiaocan."

"I'm not! I don't know who I am either." Ji Xiaocan shook her head.

"But he's obviously called Feng Yi!"

"Feng Yi?" Ji Xiaocan turned her head and saw Feng nodding her head slightly.Ji Xiaocan raised his eyebrows, "You lied to me! You are not Ji Xiaocan, so who is? It can't be...it can't be me..."

Everyone around nodded slightly.

Ji Xiaocan let out a mouthful of alcohol as soon as he spoke.Feng said to the demon king: "The wine here made Ji Xiaocan drunk, and the house was broken as a result."

"Drunk?" The demon king observed Ji Xiaocan for a while, except for the blush on his face, there was nothing unusual, and even the blush might be from Ji Xiaocan himself, "I think he is very sober!"

Feng Yi sighed, stretched out a finger, and asked Ji Xiaocan, "How much is this?"

"this is one!"

He held out two fingers.

Ji Xiaocan said firmly: "This is two!"

"Look, look." Feng Yi stretched out his little finger and thumb, "This is obviously six."

The devil had to believe it.

He changed his mind, the degree of damage to the guest room should not be too serious.After all, Ji Xiaocan seemed quite quiet, probably just messed up, and besides, he asked Feng Yi first, so it's hard to say anything at this time.

...In fact, he completely underestimated Feng Yi's destructive power.

He flicked his sleeves, expressing that he didn't mind at all, and said, "Isn't it just a guest room being ruined? As long as the vase inside is fine, it's a famous brand imported from the demon world. As long as the wine is not wasted, it's rare. Very good. But it’s the first time for Xiaocan to drink, so she should be drunk after a little.”

Feng Yi always had a smile on his face, and when he heard the last words of the Demon King, he just nodded, and then said: "You can go and see for yourself in a while. I will take Xiaocan to check things for you first!"

The Demon King wondered why this guy was so active suddenly, and even consciously offered to help him.But since it's always good to be willing to do things, he didn't bother so much, and said, "Go."

Xiao Jin and Xiao Yin looked at each other and followed Feng Yi.Feng Yi pulled