General's Good Friday

What do you mean!

The general was fed up with the ridicule in the palace, and came back in a bad mood, only to truly understand that today must be his good day!

Look, King Qingzhou's gaudy ox cart is parked right in front of his house!

The four old blue cows wearing colorful flowers and tulle pulling the cart saw the general, and snorted from their nostrils, "Moo" repeatedly greeted the general coquettishly.

The general tremblingly pulled the old housekeeper, Uncle Chen, and asked, "My lord...how long has your lord been here?"

"The prince came over not long after you left." Uncle Chen replied happily without feeling the panic in the general's heart.

"What?" The general was shocked, "Then why is he here? I...I'm not at home!"

Uncle Chen stroked that long beard, and smiled kindly and gratifiedly: "Of course I'm with Madam, and we have a very happy conversation."

General: "!"

"Xiaobai, just send it here."

The general rushed into the main courtyard like a gust of wind, and he heard the pretentious voice of King Qingzhou.

King Nian of Qingzhou has a weak crown and a romantic figure. He looks like a beautiful flower shining in the water, and moves like a weak willow supporting the wind. At this time, he is standing at the entrance of the main hall, with one hand on the shoulder of the frail young man. From a distance, he is quite amorous Thousands of flavors.

The general shook his head, put aside these strange thoughts, stepped forward, and bowed in a dignified manner.

"My minister has seen the prince."

The general raised his eyes and stared at the hand of King Qingzhou on the boy's shoulder, as if he wanted to see something.

The king of Qingzhou didn't realize it, and looked at the general with a half-smile: "Brother Meng is really lucky, he got such a wonderful person for nothing—oh, yes, it's not just for nothing..."

Hearing the sarcasm in his words, the general finally couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted him desperately: "Yes! It was bought for a tael of silver!"

King Qingzhou made a surprised expression: "What? Only one or two?!"

General: "..."

The King of Qingzhou looked at the young man, then at the general, with a regretful expression on his face: "Alas, if such a good person is placed in the Nange Hall, one tael of silver may not be enough to talk for half an hour. It's not enough to hold a small hand..."

The general saw that he spoke very disrespectfully in front of the young man, immediately lowered his face, and said solemnly: "My lord, please respect yourself, how can the wife of a humble minister be compared with those in Nange hall!"

The King of Qingzhou opened his mouth, said "Ah" as if he had suddenly realized something, and patted the young man on the shoulder: "Xiaobai, this king has lost his temper for a while and lost his composure. Don't take it to heart."

The young man replied softly: "Grass... Cao people dare not."

The general hated in his heart, this king of Qingzhou has always been a romantic man, and he doesn't care about men and women, look, this general just came back, and he hooked up with this general's wife in such a grandiose way, it's really deceiving!

...He also said "Xiaobai" one after another, and the shouts were really affectionate, so they couldn't have hooked up and committed adultery long ago, right?

——Wait, "Xiaobai"?

The general stared at the young man's flushed face, startled, and suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

The name that even the general didn't know, the coquettish fox King Qingzhou called it!

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The king of Qingzhou seemed completely unaware of the general's knife-like eyes, and rubbed the hand on the young man's shoulder again and again, patting it a few times: "Haha, whoever dares to dare, you are all from your own family! Brother Meng, you Say yes or no?"

Who is your own person!

The general spat at King Qingzhou's face in his heart, but he could only answer in a lukewarm manner: "The prince is joking, there is a difference between humble ministers and princes, how dare you call yourself 'one of your own'?" .”

The king of Qingzhou waved his hand: "Hey, Brother Meng, you are so boring. We are all relatives and fellow villagers. Why do we follow these broken rules all day long? Besides, this king likes Xiaobai very much in his heart. How close we are, Isn't it good?"

The general shouted wildly in his heart: "Who wants to get close to you! Who do you get close to on weekdays, don't you know when the general is far away in the northwest?!"

But he could only say: "Thanks to the great love of the prince, I'm afraid of filial piety... Filial piety is a life of shallow fortune, and I can't bear it."

While talking, he stretched out his hand, dragged the boy over desperately, took another step sideways, and stood in front of him calmly.

The young man's face became even redder, and he quietly raised his eyes to peek at the tall and solid figure of the general.

The people under the king of Qingzhou disappeared in the blink of an eye, and for a while, I was also a little surprised, looked at the general's defensive eyes that were not at all kind, stroked his hands and said with a smile: "Hey, filial piety, Xiaobai, Xiaofu, Brother Meng, you can help him!" Don’t worry about it, Xiaobai, don’t you think so?”

The young man glanced at the general again, and said timidly: "What the general says is what it is."

As soon as these words came out, the general immediately felt his waist straightened, his legs and feet became sharper, and his whole body became more energetic, he straightened his chest, and clasped his fists at King Qingzhou: "Hey, I made the prince laugh."

King Qingzhou "tsk tsk" repeatedly: "Xiaobai..."

The ending sound dragged on for a long time, as if it contained infinite emotional reveries, which made the general feel awkward again.

After finally sending King Qingzhou to the door, the general stretched out his hand, stopped the young man without a trace and wanted to go up to say something else, and bowed his hands to King Qingzhou: "Go slowly, my lord, I won't see you off soon."

The King of Qingzhou stretched out a finger like a spring onion, nodded to the general, and then to the young man, his smile was as bright as haze, as bright as peaches and plums: "Xiaobai, let's chat some other day."

"En." The young man smiled and nodded behind the general.

The general rolled his eyes in his heart. Is there any way for this flirt in broad daylight?

The three of them were fighting back and forth, when a voice suddenly sounded from the side.

"Brother Meng."

The general was feeling aggrieved, when he looked back, the young man in military uniform with an expressionless face was none other than Shi Zhong.

"Zhongda," the general subconsciously called out, "Why are you here?"

King Qingzhou glanced back casually. At first he saw the visitor was tall and strong, and he wanted to say hello with a smile, but when he looked carefully, hey, this face!

The king of Qingzhou couldn't bear to look directly and turned his head away.

What a pity!Alas, it's a pity that such a good figure has the face of the king of hell... It's still refreshing to see Xiaobai who is so watery.

He didn't look at Shi Zhong, but Shi Zhong recognized him at a glance, he was only slightly startled, then he clasped his fists and saluted and said: "The humble Shi Zhong, I have seen the prince."

"Excuse me, excuse me," King Qingzhou twisted his face, waved his hands perfunctorily, and said to the general with a smile, "Since that's the case, this king is going, Xiaobai, come to visit my house some other day."

"Well," the young man said with a smile, "Walk slowly, my lord."

"Hey, hey!" Qingzhou King agreed, his peach blossom eyes were smiling like flowers, even the general ignored him, turned around and got on the bullock cart with a smile.

The general gritted his teeth with hatred in his heart, but he didn't want Shi Zhong to see it on his face, so he had to gather his spirits, forced a smile and said to Shi Zhong: "Zhong Da, what are you looking for me for?"

Shi Zhong was originally watching the back of Qingzhou King's ox cart leaving, after hearing this, he gave him a strange look, and took out a jade brave with a whole body from his bosom: "You put this on my bed gone."

"Hey, hey?" The general touched his waist, and the jade brave that he was carrying with him was really gone, and he quickly took it back from Shi Zhong's hand with both hands, "Hey, look at me——hey, I'm really sorry for your inconvenience." Go for a run!"

"It's also thanks to you," Shi Zhong said with a blank face, "I keep talking about something important left by my uncle, and I don't know if I lost it all day."

"Hey," the general rubbed his forehead in embarrassment, "today... well, there's a lot going on, so I don't remember much—how about you come in and sit down?"

Shi Zhong shook his head, pointed to his attire: "I'm on duty today."

In a blink of an eye, he saw the young man standing timidly behind the general, and raised his eyebrows: "This is..."

"I'm Ruan Xiaobai." The young man took a step forward slightly, and bowed thoughtfully.

Shi Zhong looked him up and down, nodded approvingly, and patted the general on the shoulder: "Well, not bad, it's worth it!"

General: "..."

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After seeing off Shi Zhong, the young man followed closely behind the general and returned to the main hall step by step.

The general glanced awkwardly at the young man sideways, and sat down on the right. Seeing the young man standing beside him with lowered eyebrows and hands hanging down like a servant, he couldn't help but feel even more uncomfortable, and pointed to the seat next to him: "Sit down." Down."

"Yeah, yeah." The boy quickly sat down.

The general scratched his head, feeling that what he was going to ask next was like a suspicious husband interrogating his passionate wife... Bah bah bah!What a broken metaphor!

The general was shocked by his own association.

"You..." He licked his lips, stared at the beams on the roof of the hall, and said, "Just now, what did the prince and you... talk about?"

"Yeah, I didn't talk about anything," the boy replied with a blushing face, "My lord asked me about the customs and customs of Jianyang, he is a very...very open-minded person!"

King of Qingzhou?enlightened?The general rolled his eyes, he was not only open-minded, he was even more open-minded!

"Ahem," the general cleared his throat, and said solemnly, "The king of Qingzhou, from now on, it's better for you to have less contact with him."

The young man blinked: "Why... why? The prince is very nice."

The general's face sank: "Very good?"

The young man immediately pursed his lips, realizing that he had said something wrong, but he didn't know why the general was unhappy.

The general also seemed to feel that his face was too ugly, and he pulled the corners of his mouth, but he couldn't smile, so he had no choice but to groan