General's Good Friday

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"Day of the General"

Author: Longxu crisp

The mighty and stupid general is attacked by VS Ruannuowen and the weak little white rabbit, he is stupid, sweet and brainless, don't talk logic with the author...

I heard that the general's mother bought a frail and well-behaved young man for the general as a husband and wife. Countless mad bees and butterflies in Daqing were beating their chests and stamping their feet in regret. How could such street bastards worth a tael of silver be worthy of their heroic demeanor? How about the talented general of Hussars!

Content tags: rich family, commoner life, special liking, harmony made in heaven

Search keywords: Protagonist: Meng Xiaoyang, Ruan Xiaobai┃Supporting roles: Shi Zhong, King of Qingzhou, Emperor Jingming┃Others: weak attack strong

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一

The general's full name is Meng Xiaoyang, male, 22 years old, has made countless military exploits, and is the Marquis of Ten Thousand Households proclaimed by His Majesty the Daqing Emperor.

The general was a man of outstanding talent, tall and mighty, he wielded a machete of Qinglong Yanyue, and rode a horse with four hooves on the snow, and when the city gate opened, the general took the lead and walked slowly amidst the cheers of the crowd. In the city, smiling calmly, countless fanatical boys and girls threw handkerchiefs and fragrant flowers in their hands one after another, wishing they could climb on the general's horse.

boys and girls...

Yes, in the whole Daqing, everyone knows, everyone knows that the general only loves beautiful boys.

Speaking of why the general only loves beautiful young people, it must be mentioned that four years ago, the general returned from his military exploits in the northwest. When Princess Zhaode bestowed a marriage on the general, the general was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he immediately knelt down.

Princess Zhaode is a well-known thorn rose in Daqing. With such a great cause, how could he bear Her Highness the Princess who only set fire to the back door, but once the emperor opened his mouth, how could he tolerate his objection?

The general entered the barracks at the age of 14, and he had never studied hard before, and he had no education, so he didn't know that at this time, he could say a bold statement like "the Huns are not destroyed, why is the family?" He was so hot that he was caught blind immediately, and actually said such stupid words as "Truth... I don't want to hide it! This minister likes masculinity, not women".

Of course, after some artistic processing by the literati in the palace, this sentence was passed down from generation to generation, and gradually evolved into a lyrical prose with thousands of words, emphasizing the general’s own sense of pride and identity for his emotional orientation, It has become a warm little book that must be read every night for men's lovers, making the general a perfect lover in the hearts of young boys with spring and passionate youths-this is a digression.

In short, the general successfully packaged himself as a model of masculinity, and he seemed to be at the forefront of the times for a while, and he was in the limelight. This caused a burst of "Xiaoyang fever" in Jianyang City, and this craze was in the city. The general reached his peak when he returned to the court this time, and his radiance was so strong that it almost made Emperor Jingming, the No. 1 girl's perfect lover, feel jealous.

However, the general also has troubles.

The general's father, the former general, was also a handsome man of Daqing's generation. Unfortunately, when the general was ten years old, he died in battle, leaving the general's young and beautiful mother Yangling Wengzhu as a widow.

The general's mother, Yangling Wengzhu, was a woman who was pampered and pampered since she was a child, so simple-minded that she was frighteningly simple-minded.

As a pioneer woman living in the aristocratic and trendy circles of Jianyang, Yangling Wengzhu not only quickly accepted that her only son likes men, but also quickly began to use her all over Jianyang City. Network, start looking for someone for the general.

From this point of view, although the Lord Yangling claims to be a pioneer woman, she is actually very conservative in her bones. She does not agree with the emerging trend of celibacy and insists that an old general must have a companion.

After the general arrived home, the Lord of Yangling immediately rushed back from his villa in the suburbs. He did nothing else at home every day, and specially brought all kinds of beautiful boys to his home for the general to pick and choose, which made the general exhausted and exhausted.

So in that year, the general who had just returned to the court was so frightened by his mother that he hurriedly led his troops away, and he stayed away for four years, hiding in the northwest border of Daqing, and even fought a few big victories by the way. Time can be regarded as clearing the northwest border and keeping Daqing peaceful and peaceful.

It's a pity that if you can escape for a while, you can't escape for a lifetime. The general ordered no war in the northwest in one breath, and if he hides outside and doesn't return to the court, he may be suspected of wanting to support himself.So, the general had no choice but to be ashamed—no, he returned to the army proudly and was warmly welcomed by the people of Jianyang, especially the unmarried young men of the right age in Jianyang.

Because, during the four years when the general beheaded and sprinkled his blood in the Northwest, the young Emperor Jingming, who was making drastic reforms in Jianyang City, had passed the "Regulations on the Opening of Same-sex Marriage and the Protection of the Rights and Interests of Men, Women and Husbands" "Proposal", and formulated and passed a series of related laws and regulations, which have won unanimous praise from all over the country.

Originally, this was nothing, because the general was a legal illiteracy and never cared about the law, but the terrible thing was that the general had a mother who was committed to keeping up with fashion trends and was at the forefront of the times.

In order to prevent the "old single" general from being lonely and going astray after returning home—to be precise, in order to cut off the general's retreat and let him end his singleness honestly, so as not to fall into celibacy The quagmire—she bought a man and wife for the general three months ago.

General: "..."

So, although the Lord Yangling cared for the general and raised him alone, and the mother and son depended on each other, the general still couldn't agree with his mother's astonishing IQ.

The general couldn't figure it out. He, the majestic Hussar General of Daqing, Marquis of Wanhu, was born tall and mighty, with a jade tree facing the wind, or a royal nobleman, born with a noble son, and he couldn't be what kind of man or woman he wanted. Why did his mother think that he Will need to go - buy (emphasis)!one!indivual!male!wife! ?

So, when Yangling Wengzhu fanned her latest custom-made malachite embroidered coral bead-like small ball fan, while admiring her newly made nail covers, while smiling and telling the general the news, the general he...

Relieved to vomit blood.

After some fuss, the attendants hurriedly helped the general to sit down. The general tried to calm his breath, and asked the Lord Weng tearfully: "Mother! Is there no man from a good family who is willing to marry me? Why do you have to buy one! "

Yangling Wengzhu frowned, and replied with disgust: "Silly boy! How many of those who rushed up by themselves are sincere? Nine times out of ten, they are all for your money!"

The general's eyes darkened and he lost consciousness.

two

When the general woke up from his room, he opened his eyes and saw a fair and well-behaved young man sitting by his bed. Seeing that he woke up, he bit his lip and lowered his head, quickly blushing.

The general groaned inwardly.

Could this be his "male wife", she really looks like a rabbit!

Yes, in the general's heart, he has always used the slightly contemptuous title of "rabbit" for masculinity lovers.

If the general's many followers heard the word, they would probably feel very heartbroken.

But what broke their hearts even more may still be such a sad fact——

General, he is actually a straight man.

Who said the general must be a masculine lover?Anyway, the author never said...

The general told a big lie in front of Emperor Jing Ming that day, claiming that he loves men, but in fact he just made up an excuse when he was in a hurry. A group of monarchs and ministers who promote the legalization of masculinity have been pushed to the cusp?

But once the words have been spoken, it is difficult to change them. If he dares to change his words, not to mention the turbulent people of Daqing, just a big hat of "criminal deceiving the emperor" will probably kill him immediately!

Forced by the situation, the general has since then had to give up the idea of ​​finding a beautiful woman to marry and grow old together. Under the disheartening, it is not that he has not considered joining the vanguard trend of celibacy.

So, although the Yangling Lord is confused, sometimes her intuition as a woman is quite accurate.

Not much gossip, let's go back and look at the general's current situation.

With a splitting headache, the general looked at the young man in front of him who was sitting shyly beside his bed.

"You..." He said hoarsely, but didn't know what to say.

His mother is the honorable lord, and she has long used privileged means to bypass him and complete all the documents they should handle. Now, the husband-wife relationship between him and this young man has legal effect, that is to say, This young man is already Meng Xiaoyang's legal wife...so he wants to call him "Madam"?

The general felt a chill.

"General... general," finally, it was the