Straight man strategy

When it comes to you, you are lucky, but you will not be so lucky for a lifetime. People eat whole grains, and you will always wrestle. "He was distraught.

I put down my pen and said seriously, "First, I wasn't lucky last time, and it's a fact that I didn't steal anything; second, does it matter that I'm a man and I'm a third party? Who stipulates that men can't be a third party?" Already? Third, eating whole grains will always make you sick. What is the relationship between whole grains and wrestling? The logic is confusing. Fourth, I think you still haven’t figured it out, so I’ll tell you the thousand and ninety-twoth time, I Have a, a little, interest, interest, all, no, yes to your disgusting girlfriend who loves acting!"

[033] asking for trouble

033. Asking for trouble

I glanced at Xia Shengfeng.

Although I often scolded this second-rate squad leader silently before, in fact, I have always been afraid of him in my heart, because he has always been known as a good fighter, and besides, he is the squad leader, and he still has some rights. What irrational things will be done to retaliate.

But since I won against him last time, I found that he is actually just an empty air, and my classmates have always maintained a supportive attitude towards me, so my attitude towards him has become arrogant.

He felt very humiliated, and slapped my table heavily dissatisfied: "I will not spare you lightly."

"Don't drive me crazy here!" Hu Jiaqi cheered me up beside me.

Suddenly he saw two math workbooks spread out on my desk, and the corners of his mouth curved slyly.As soon as the class bell rang, he snatched my math workbook: "You are copying your homework!"

I didn't know what he was going to do, so I was speechless: "So what if you copied it? Haven't you copied your homework? Let me tell you, don't... don't tear up my book."

He smiled even more sinisterly when he heard my words.

Sometimes don't let the other party know what you care about, because what you care about may become a weakness that restricts your progress.

Xia Shengfeng walked up to the podium and saw that the students were all seated. He began his eloquent speech:

"Students, just now I saw that Yin Xiangyang, who was the top scorer in our class, plagiarized his math homework in class. This reminded me why the former head teacher, Teacher Liu, said that we were a mess. He was right! Even this No.1 in the whole class doesn’t want to make progress, and thinks about plagiarizing homework every day, let alone other students, so how can we all make progress? Yin Xiangyang, as the No.1 in our class’s academic performance, should set a good example and take the lead effect, so..."

I only heard a "hiss", my exercise book was torn in half by this bitch, and he continued to say, pretending to be:

"If copying homework every time doesn't play the role of this workbook, it's better to tear it up and let him learn a lesson."

I love books the most. Although I don’t wash my hands every time I read a book like Mr. Lu Xun, at least I wrap a book cover for each book, and try to keep the pages clean and clear when I use them.

Maybe other people can't understand my emotions, but in short, I was very angry. This bitch Xia Shengfeng tore up the book I cherished, and called it a lesson from me copying my homework and not cherishing the topic.

I rushed up angrily to grab my book, but he refused to give it to me. During the fight, he pushed me from the podium to the ground, and my tailbone hit the ground, causing bone-piercing pain.

Wang Dajin hurried over and helped me up.

Da Jin snatched the white: "Don't you copy your homework? You are the class monitor, so you should also set an example. Bring your exercise book, and I will tear it up for you."

"I never copy homework." Xia Shengfeng opened his eyes and said nonsense.

"Bullshit, I saw you copied it yesterday!" Da Jin spat.

"Do you have evidence?" Xia Shengfeng was triumphant.

"..." Da Jin didn't know how to answer the words for a while.

Gu Yaocheng raised his hand: "I testify."

"So what, who doesn't know that you have a good relationship, are you 'helping each other'?" Xia Shengfeng turned a blind eye.

The atmosphere in the class suddenly became tense. It’s okay for the class leader not to serve everyone every time.

Gu Yaocheng stood up and glared at him; Zhou Haitao slapped the table and "I'll be a witness too"; Lin Zhihui didn't speak or participate, but his face was full of disdain; Hu Jiaqi shouted "Don't lie if you have the guts"; Lu Simeng didn't watch On my side, my expression was still very dim, and I was still angry about what happened yesterday; Shao Yuwei cried, and the pear blossoms were raining, and her voice was very scary. The classmates around her avoided her. She found me and said to my lips—— -"sorry".

She didn't act accurately this time, it was too over, and nothing major happened to me, why did I cry like I was dead.

I said to her with my lips: "None of your business!"

"sorry I'm late."

At this moment, Teacher Gu Yaojie appeared at the door, and the students in the class were silent.

"It's only a few minutes late, and the class has become like this! What's wrong?" He turned to ask Xia Shengfeng.

Xia Shengfeng is full of benevolence, righteousness and morality, as if he is a person full of positive energy and a very theme of thought: "Report to Mr. Gu, just now Yin Xiangyang plagiarized his homework. I think this is a bad behavior, and he is a classmate with No.1 grades. , I think he should be punished, so his math workbook was confiscated and torn up."

"Well done." Teacher Gu looked at Xia Shengfeng approvingly.

I looked over angrily, Teacher Gu didn't even look at me, he wouldn't be indiscriminately cheating people like that chimpanzee, would he, or Xia Shengfeng had formed an alliance with him in private?How come, isn't he Gu Yaocheng's elder brother?

"Let me see you plagiarizing next time, and I'll keep tearing it up." Xia Shengfeng glared at me triumphantly.

"But Mr. Gu, Xia Shengfeng plagiarized his homework every day. All of us in the class can testify. As the leader of the class, he should also set an example." Gu Yaocheng argued with his brother.

Teacher Gu walked up to the podium with a smile, flipped through the papers of the monthly exam, and then took out one: "Xia Shengfeng, this monthly math exam scored 108."

Xia Shengfeng has almost never scored such a high score in the test, and was preparing to happily finish the paper, but Teacher Gu tore the paper to pieces.

I was taken aback and looked at Xia Shengfeng.

He was also shocked and said, "Teacher Gu, why..."

"That's the reason you just said. Your monthly exam papers are plagiarized, and your scores are not what you deserve. As the monitor, you should take the lead, so I tore up your monthly exam papers. This month You got a zero score in math, and please ask your parents to come to the school."

"Teacher Gu...I..." Xia Shengfeng was dumbfounded, "Where's the evidence?"

"According to the judgment of a professional math teacher." After Teacher Gu finished speaking, she turned her head and smiled at me.

I looked at Teacher Gu happily, raised the corners of my mouth, and smiled back at him.

I misunderstood him, he really is from Gu Yaocheng's family, he saved me just like Uncle Gu.

I turned my head to look for Gu Yaocheng, and our eyes met, he showed my favorite sunny smile like he used to do, with white teeth, very handsome.

"Also, don't use the math exercise book in the future, you just copy the assigned questions in the homework book one by one." Teacher Gu added to Xia Shengfeng.

"This will add a lot of workload!" Xia Shengfeng wailed.

"To prevent you from plagiarizing." Teacher Gu said decisively, "And give me a [-]-word review before school tomorrow."

[034] Tangled

034、Tangled

In the evening, I called Gu Yaocheng as usual: "Gu Yaocheng, thank you today!"

"Don't thank me, if you want to thank you, thank your Teacher Gu." He was angry.

"Your brother treats me so well, are you jealous?" I grinned.

"Hey, if you want to eat, I will eat your jealousy."

"...Chengcheng." I imitated Hu Jiaqi's tone, "Don't tease others."

"Hahaha!" He laughed heartily, "So... is that gossip true?"

"What do you think?"

"should……"

I snapped it up: "What do you think about me and Shao Yuwei being together?"

His words seemed to be after deep thought, his tone was warm, and he always felt that something was missing: "Shao Yuwei is pretty, not bad; her personality is not too strange, not bad; I heard that her family is quite rich, not bad, you and her It should be...not bad, you can try it together."

"That's right, you big-headed ghost. Love shouldn't be 'trying' together just because it's 'not bad'. Also, why can't you vulgar boys see that Shao Yuwei is really annoying and has a bad personality! "I complained dissatisfied.

"Then you still spend the night with her..."

"Stay overnight?" I exclaimed in amazement, "It turns out there is this in the gossip!"

"More than that. In fact, the original words are used—" He paused every word, "doing, loving".

"Damn! Before, I thought it was Lu Simeng or Hu Jiaqi talking nonsense. It seems that Shao Yuwei should have exposed it herself! No wonder she said sorry to me." I frowned, thinking of Shao Yuwei's pitiful appearance in the rain , It really came from a show.

"What do you mean? Is this rumor true?"

"How is it possible! I just..."

I told him the story, including the ambiguous story between Gao Yishi and Shao Yuwei, but I deliberately deleted the part where I was confused last night.I don't know what happened to me at the time, it was like an arrow in the dark, directing my behavior and emotions there.Maybe I was fascinated by a ghost, or got a Gu, anyway, if I was normal, even if I lost my mind, I would never try to push that acting expert to the bed.

"Since you don't think she deserves you at all