Straight man strategy

"I'm not hungry anymore, let's go!" I pushed him away pretending to be calm.

"Then let's go!" Hu Jiaqi didn't bother to mess with me here.

When they went out, Gu Yaocheng seemed to look back at me several times.

I ignored him.

At night, I bombarded the ruthless Gu Yaocheng on the phone: "Let me tell you, I'm not jealous! Well! Even if I'm jealous, it's just as a friend! I always thought you were different, I have always thought that you are the perfect in this world, but now I realize that you, like all the vulgar, ignorant, and arrogant men in the world, like this kind of big-breasted and brainless little goblin!"

"Hey, don't always say that about my girlfriend, okay?" Gu Yaocheng said.

"Your girlfriend? Yes, she is your girlfriend, but am I wrong? You know, she does that kind of thing with other people in a small dirty room in the cafeteria." I can't care about privacy. Privately, blurted out.

Gu Yaocheng pondered for a while, and said: "Of course I know, you told me, but this is also what I admire most about her."

"Yeah, not just you, any man admires her very much. She is an out-and-out unrestrained style, and she is good at bedtime." I opened my mouth without thinking.

"Hey, I'll get angry if you say that again..." He threatened me.

I imagined him frowning on the other end of the phone, and his cute look made me laugh: "Okay, I won't say that about her anymore. You also know that I have a cheap mouth. In fact, I have a very good relationship with her. Although she Her academic performance is not good, but she is also a girl with a delicate mind, and she is also very domineering in her words and actions, I think even if she does not rely on her studies, she will still develop very well in the future!"

"Finally said something human..." Gu Yaocheng was satisfied, "Then the three of us will be together at noon?"

"Stop! As far as the matter is concerned, affirming her is affirming her, but I have my own insistence. I said that I will not be your light bulb. If you two are alone, don't call me."

"Okay. As long as you don't get angry!" Gu Yaocheng hung up the phone.

Now it's not a question of whether I'm angry or not. What can I be angry about?As his friend, it's normal for him to snub me for his new girlfriend!

It's just that as someone who used to like him, I should avoid it in front of Hu Jiaqi. After all, like Lu Simeng, she really believes that I am a boy who likes boys.

So this little goblin always mentioned Gu Yaocheng to me intentionally or unintentionally in class, as if she wanted to tell me how compatible the two of them are, and as a boy, I must not try to meddle in their relationship.

This day, during class, she stopped me from going to the bathroom, and she wanted to talk to me about the details of her relationship with Gu Yaocheng.

She said sweetly:

"Yin Xiangyang, you really have a good eye. Gu Yaocheng is really nice. We went shopping on Jianghan Road a few days before the start of school. He didn't like shopping at first, but he actually patiently accompanied me to go shopping. At night, we When I was hungry and eating grilled squid on the side of the road, I was so spicy that I choked. He ran across the road to buy me water without saying a word, and it turned out to be my favorite fruit orange. When he sent me back, there was a small hill on the road Hill-like slope, I was wearing high heels that day, and I couldn’t walk anymore, but he took the initiative to carry me back... What a 24-year-old boyfriend!"

"enough!"

I looked at her unhappily, but I couldn't show that I cared about what she said, otherwise she would start asking me if I still like Gu Yaocheng, so I could only exhale and pretend to be calm:

"Khan... You are not a little girl who is a little bird and a person, don't act like a nympho in front of me, and what happened between you and Gu Yaocheng, you don't need to report to me one by one, I am not interested at all. I want to Go to the bathroom!"

She was persistent, and completely took my words as air: "Although I am quite strong, I am still a small woman in love! Also, you don't want me to continue talking, is it because you still like me?" he?"

I was drinking water when I heard her ask the question "Do I like him?" I got it wrong, I thought that feeling was love, but it wasn't at all."

"Really?" She stared at me suspiciously, as if examining a prisoner.

"really!"

"Then prove it to me. Let's see when you get a girlfriend. You are so cute, with delicate skin and tender flesh, you are very attractive to girls! How is Lu Simeng?"

"What do you think I am! Do you think my goods?"

"No. Just saying you're cute."

"Well, you are beautiful too." I perfunctory her.

[028] Gu Yaocheng's brother is G

028. Gu Yaocheng's brother is g

Now even if get out of class is over, even if there are math problems I don't know, even if I want to talk to someone because I am inexplicably upset, I can't go directly to Gu Yaocheng and talk to him in full view.The purpose is not only to prove that I don't love him anymore, but also to tell Hu Jiaqi to be with him with confidence, that it is impossible for me to do anything.

Once I encountered a math problem that I didn’t know. I looked around the class and ran to ask Lin Zhihui in desperation. Lin Zhihui became very gossipy for some reason. Are you OK?"

"What?" I don't know why.

"My math grades are so rubbish and you still come to ask me! I think you are lost in love and lost to the point of confusion... So, how do you feel now? If you want to cry, you can cry, sister, I will lend you my shoulder. "

"Forget it." I snatched the homework back.

Sometimes I can't bear it anymore, and I will complain to Gu Yaocheng on the phone:

"Hey! These are all I have to suffer. Who wants me to confess to you at the beginning? I'm depressed now! And didn't you say last time that you don't like eating squid or shopping? Why do you and your girlfriend……"

"So you're jealous?"

"Damn! Here it goes again, I'm not jealous, I'm fine." I growled.

"That's what you said! Then I hope my best friend will be happy every day, and don't be bothered by this matter? By the way, let me tell you something..."

"What the hell? You did it with Hu Jiaqi?" I joked.

"It's here again... What I want to say is, in fact, the new teacher in our class..."

"Uh...what's the matter?"

"Actually, he is my brother, Gu Yaojie."

"...Thank you, your cold joke is not funny at all." I was expressionless.

"it is true!"

"Who would believe it! Why does your brother pick on you in front of the whole class! Why is it... g!"

"So have you ever wondered why I was in 'g major' that night?"

"Why? Are you g?" I teased.

"Fuck..."

After that, I decided to ask Mr. Gu directly when I encountered a math problem that I didn't know.It's been almost a month since the start of school, the handsome Mr. Gu has always been nice to me, maybe it's because I met him once before, or because I know he is g, his attitude towards me sometimes seems to be extraordinarily... ambiguous.

Just like this day, I went to the office to ask Mr. Gu about a math problem I couldn’t do. He was scratching his head on his seat, not knowing what he was writing. When he saw me coming in, he immediately hid the things, raised his head and smiled meaningfully. .

I came to ask the purpose, and I didn't care about the deep meaning hidden in his smile, so I walked up to him and started to ask him seriously.

Don't look at me fighting and fighting with him on the night of New Year's Day, as if I knew him very well, it was just the effect of alcohol.I'm not crazy, and it's impossible to get acquainted with a stranger easily. My performance that day was really out of control.Tragically, now that person is my teacher, I just have to be honest and not bring up what happened that day.

"Yin Xiaoshou." While I wasn't paying attention, he wiped my oil, "Your skin is so slippery!"

"I'm not Xiaoshou!" I whispered.

"You're not Xiaoshou, so... what is Gu Yaocheng?" He smiled jokingly, and stared at me with great interest.

"Khan, what do you call me?"

"Just say what the truth is!"

"We're just best friends."

"Why do you blush when you say 'best friend'?"

Yes, for some reason, when he asked me what Gu Yaocheng and I were, my face turned red.

Guilty?

Why does this teacher always like to arouse my fighting power!

"Teacher Gu, what are you talking about! Be careful, I will tell others that you are... g." I leaned down and whispered in a low voice, threatening presumptuously.

He didn't care: "Do others believe it? So what if they believe it. I still remember what you said when you hugged Gu Yaocheng tightly that day!"

I pretended to be surprised: "I didn't say anything!"

"Really? The teacher will help you recall, what's 'I can't control myself not to think about him', what is 'I love him to death'... Do you want me to repeat it, teacher?" He said proudly.

I rolled my eyes, getting along with this teacher Gu would always make me show my true nature inadvertently, no other teacher has this ability: "Let me tell you, I liked Gu Yaocheng for a while before, but actually I didn't To be clear, what I feel for him is not love at all, at least I feel so now, and now he and I are just friends."

He looked at me who was defeated triumphantly: "Do you really think so or are you just kidding yourself?"

"..." I was stunned, and answered after a while, "Of course it's true!"

"Okay, look at your honesty, teacher, let me tell you one thing..."

"……god