Straight man strategy

"Strategy of Straight Men" Author: Chaobi

Summary:

The traditional steps of beating up a straight man: 1. Drinking wine, 2. Prescribing medicine, 3. Opening a + room, 4. Cooking raw rice and cooked rice.

But... the probability of dying after waking up is as high as 99.9999999999%!

Let Yin Xiangyang tell you how to fight against the male god who told you [I will not love you]——

1. Care about him and protect him, so that he can't live without you;

2. Take the opportunity to be good friends with him, brainwash him, and sleep with him;

3. Confess to him in public, without giving him any chance to regret;

4....? 5....? 6....?

Please see text.Warm swallow attack, loyal dog suffers. HE.

Weibo: Chaobi 1991

Tags:Love at first sightQingqing schoolwarmthSmall abuse

Highlights of V text:

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Fragment one:

"What are you doing~~ Wife~~~"

Gu Yaocheng’s accent was changed to the Taiwanese innocent accent that only Hu Jiaqi can use, and he blinked at me innocently, his eyelashes fluttering, which made my skin crawl all over the place, and then he was as boneless as a koala Limp on my body, the breath of a young man rushed to my face, he said:

"Why are you treating me like this~~ I don't like you~~?"

While talking, he hooked me again, this time the distance was closer, if I turned my face slightly, maybe I would collide with his lips.I was so trembling that I didn't dare to move, he continued to exhale ambiguously.

"For you, I am willing to be a duck~~~"

His hand penetrated into my collar, wandering around my collarbone, the friction of the skin immediately made my whole body itchy, and my body trembled uncontrollably.

Then, he slowly moved to my chest, twisting the little bit, slowly and stimulatingly, I couldn't help swallowing.

He blew gently on my earlobe, and my whole body trembled uncontrollably, and a certain place left without movement.Then he grabbed my hand and put it on his own chest without any further explanation, and slowly rubbed it together. The strong chest muscles kept stirring up beautiful fantasies in my mind, moving down inch by inch——

The tofu-like abs and the little gap between the abs...the cute belly button...and then...

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Fragment two:

He was so powerful, so tough, he couldn't help but kiss me openly on this beach full of tourists, a mixture of tenderness and roughness.

The delicate kiss gradually crushed my reason, and I enjoyed this sudden and even inexplicable kiss like a docile little beast.

Suddenly, the young man on his body paused for a moment, with a chaotic sound from his throat, he stopped his movements, he got up in a lingering manner, and directly threw a left uppercut behind him, but it missed.

It turned out that Mr. Gu punched Gu Yaocheng on the back just now, but now he keeps a safe distance from us and looks directly at Gu Yaocheng indifferently.

Gu Yaocheng hugged me, and the corner of his mouth curled up contemptuously: "My good brother, I just want to tell you that he is mine, so don't touch him."

Teacher Gu pointed at Gu Yaocheng maliciously: "If you really love him, don't use him!"

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Fragment three:

"Honey, take off your clothes quickly, what are you waiting for." He urged.

"Oh." I undressed anxiously. I never liked exposing my body to others since I was a child.

When I took off until there was only one pair of underwear left, Gu Yaocheng commented with interest: "Honey, I don't recommend you to wear swimming trunks to hang out at the beach in summer."

"Ah? What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my skin?" I looked around my body in surprise.

"Because I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that your white skin will brighten and frighten other people's eyes." His bulge seemed to be swollen and more prominent.

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Fragment four:

He kissed, the familiar movements caused him to pry open my lips and teeth with ease, and the tip of his tongue twitched in my mouth, sucking my reason.

I don't know if it's the setting sun or the story of the two "old comrades" during the day, but Gu Yaocheng's eyes are filled with a different haze from before, and the air is full of confusion and fascination.

—he wants to possess me!

"Gu Yaocheng don't want it!" I shouted.

He didn't care about any resistance from me at all, and gently circled with his right hand under me, as if stroking the skin of a newborn baby. Carefully and delicately, I gradually swelled irresistibly.

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Fragment five:

Turning around, I deleted the text messages that Teacher Gu had sent me on my phone.

he wrote—

All the sweetness of this is just to meet the devastating disaster.

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Fragment six:

Gu Yaocheng said coldly: "Yin Xiangyang, do you know? I have been lying to you from the beginning to the end, do you know why I am friends with you? It's not because there are many topics to talk about, but because of pity, pity, and heart." !"

"... Compassion?"

I couldn't believe my ears, these three words hit my weakest self-esteem precisely.

He said: "Why? Because your eyes revealed a deep longing, as if to say: 'Master, please fuck this slave all night, dripping wax, binding, licking shoes, slaves are proficient in everything.'"

"Gu Yaocheng, you!"

"So, I have no choice but to use my little bit of compassion to be friends with you, even though I feel extremely disgusted when I see your yearning eyes all the time. I tell myself, I am doing good deeds! So, I am satisfied Aren’t you supposed to be very happy to marry you, date you, and fuck you? Stop pretending to be innocent with me here, talk about trust, and talk about true love! You, no, deserve it!”

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Fragment seven:

When everything was settled, my mother sat on the bed in the hotel without saying a word, her face was solemn, and the remaining anger was still lingering.

After a while, she stood up, handed me the ointment borrowed from Teacher Gu, and said in a firm tone, "Use this first."

I took the ointment, went into the bathroom, and closed the door.

I really want to cry, but the tears seem to be running dry, and I can't flow any more.

The light was pale, and I looked into the huge mirror, and saw the person in the mirror, his face was pale, his hair was messed up, his eyes were dark circles, and he was full of defeat.

Yes, I'm suffocating...I'm so tired...I'm exhausted...what should I do?What can I do?

I shook my head and squatted down along the wall.

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Fragment eight:

Mom was firm: "I've made a decision, I'll take you to another school, leave Jiangzhong and go to Shanghai!"

"Mom!" I shouted in surprise, "Why don't you ever think about me? My friends and my life are here, how can you tell me to go to Shanghai?"

My mother roared furiously: "I didn't think about you? I just saw the bad influence of the two Gu brothers on you, and I was afraid that you would be judged by others in the future, so I took you to Shanghai! Do you know, For you, I took the initiative to contact the person I haven't contacted for more than ten years!"

"Mom..." I couldn't find the words to refute her.

"Your dad is in Shanghai!" Mom continued, "And I'm not here to ask for your opinion, I'm just telling you my decision!"

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Fragment Nine:

There are two girls standing in the center of the purple stage. The one on the left has shoulder-length hair and looks indifferent, exuding the style of a royal sister, and seems not to be stage-frightened at all; It's totally a loli!

They said: "Hello everyone, we are singing "What If", and I want to give this song to our very important friends."

When the music sounded, they sang affectionately, as if they were familiar with the protagonist of the story. The four judges in front pressed the buttons one by one to turn around, gave a thumbs up, and the audience erupted.

In the end, they chose the national treasure-level judges as their mentors.

"You guys will definitely be popular!" The judges at the national treasure level were categorical.

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Fragment ten:

I forced myself to close my eyes, but the night when I first came to the military training came back to my mind. This young man tried to make up with me, but I insisted not to let myself compromise. I was about to shout "Gu Yaocheng, we Make up", immediately fled the scene and ran towards Gu Yaojie.

When I was talking to Gu Yaojie, I heard the loud roar of the boy behind me. I wanted to see what happened, but Gu Yaojie looked at me with a smile and whispered: "Don't look, you don't love him." Note, I clenched my palms tightly, turned my head worriedly, and saw that young man collapsed in the majestic torrential rain...

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Fragment Eleven:

"Gu Yaojie, may I not, you have lost all the emotion I felt just now."

"When are you going to sleep with me?" He stopped and looked at me angrily.

"I need to develop feelings to a certain stage."

He stood up and threw the towel on the bed: "Stage? What stage?"

I was baffled: "Don't you think you don't need to build a deep relationship with someone?"

"So, you just have no more love for Gu Yaocheng?"

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Fragment twelve:

Taking advantage of Wang Dajin's inattention, Xia Shengfeng kicked Gu Yaocheng's shoulder: "Look how dick you are, lame, legged, athletic, athletic, member!"

I hold my breath and close my eyes.

Dry!

I am angry!

You + fucking don't even have the qualifications to be a "lame athlete"!

It's fine for a few idiots to join forces to ridicule Gu Yaocheng just now, but now they are attacking him alone!

mean!

Just in time to catch a glimpse of the stage crew leaving