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When the food was served, Maniac and Zheng Zhi sat on the side, and Zheng Xin sat opposite them.

"The taste is not bad." Zheng Xin was the first to taste it with her chopsticks.

Hearing what Zheng Xin said, Maniac happily picked up the chopsticks to pick up a dish and put it in Zheng Zhi's bowl, saying, "You eat too."

Seeing the love scene between the two, Zheng Xin felt that as a sister, it was necessary for her to understand the state of their emotional life.

"By the way, how far have you come?"

"Which step? How are you divided?" Madman asked.

Zheng Zhi looked at Madness and said, "Are there still many kinds of distribution?"

"Of course, if you divide it broadly, it's nothing more than holding hands, kissing, and going to bed. If you divide it carefully, just going to bed can be divided into multiple stages. Mutual masturbation is one stage, oral sex is another stage, and 69 is another stage." ..."

"Ahem!" Zheng Zhi bumped Crazy with his shoulder, and said through gritted teeth, "Where did you know all this nonsense!"

Not to be outdone, Crazy bumped back and said, "If you hadn't stuffed so many messy things into my body, I wouldn't know so many messy things!!"

Zheng Zhi also bumped back: "I..."

"Enough!" Zheng Xin slammed the table with her chopsticks, and said with a smile, "I think I already know what stage you have reached. Now eat well for me, and we will talk about the secrets in the boudoir later."

I think you must have guessed wrong, sister.Zheng Zhi rubbed the center of his brows weakly, why didn't he realize that this man is actually so stupid before?

In the end, Zheng Xin sternly said "Don't forget what I said," and Shi Shi ran away.

After watching his sister go out, Zheng Zhi said to Manang: "Why are you talking nonsense in front of my sister?"

"I did it on purpose, I just wanted your sister to think that I got into the kitchen and warmed the bed." Crazy curled her lips, looked at Zheng Zhi and said cautiously: "Why, did I succeed? Or did I screw it up?"

Zheng Zhi stroked his chin and said, "Half and half, at least my sister has recognized you."

Hearing this, Crazy was very happy. He felt that his hard work these days pretending to be a little daughter-in-law was rewarded. He raised his foot in front of Zheng Zhi with a little pride and said, "How is it? Do you want to express your gratitude? The joy of finally being able to be with this young master?"

Seeing Bai Shengsheng's feet dangling in front of his eyes, Zheng Zhi couldn't help but think that Mangfeng also said that he wanted to lick the bottom of the moon to express his gratitude when he first helped him find a job. Feeling itchy, he grabbed Crazy's feet and licked the soles of them.

A wet and itchy feeling suddenly came from the sensitive part of the sole of the foot, and Maniac giggled, shaking his foot and trying to break free from Zheng Zhi's hand, but accidentally fell down on the carpet.

"Oh, let go."

Zheng Zhi slowly held Crazy's round toes in his mouth, and traced their shapes in order from big to small.Then he licked his calf all the way up the ankle, leaving a shiny, slippery trail.The tongue reluctantly lingered on the fleshy calf for a while, and finally took a light bite.

~~~~~ This used to be meat too, but jj still doesn’t like it, there’s nothing I can do~~~~~

Suddenly, a white light flashed in front of Zheng Zhi's eyes... yes, that's right, it was Zheng Zhi's white light flashing in front of him.

Looking at the turbidity in his hand, and then looking at the love crazy mobile phone lying on the carpet, Zheng Zhi was speechless: "Hey, it's about this time, you play this?"

The only answer to him was crazy silence.Zheng Zhi swipe the screen with another clean hand, isn't it, it can't even be turned on?Is it possible that doing 齤|love will consume the battery?

Zheng Zhi asked Qingtian speechlessly, and after tidying himself up silently, he turned on the battery.Too bad you can't see this guy's face when he orgasms.

The next day, Zheng Zhi came to an Apple store with the business card that was given by his crazy cousin.

If it is possible, Zheng Zhi really doesn't want to see this Mr. Ai for the second time, but Crazy is the same as last time, even after charging the battery overnight, it still looks like a mobile phone.Can't even turn it on this time, can't even have a conversation.It is estimated that this kind of problem cannot be solved by other specialty stores, so we can only find Mr. Ai who is more professional.

Seeing Zheng Zhi's arrival, Mr. Ai showed an expression that I knew you would come to me a long time ago: "Tell me, what's wrong with my brother this time."

Zheng Zhi took out Madness and said, "He can't turn it on."

Mr. Ai picked up Aifeng with two fingers, looked at it, and said, "Mr. Zheng doesn't mind if I ask you, what did you do to my cousin?"

Zheng Zhi, who was as thick as a city wall, blushed rarely, and said intermittently: "Yeah, I didn't do anything, just a little joy last night, he became like this."

Mr. Ai smiled: "Actually, you don't need to tell me, I know what you did. What I want to ask is did you go in?"

"No, no! I haven't arrived yet..."

Mr. Ai took out a box from the bottom, took out a battery and replaced it with Madman, and said: "It's just that you didn't go in. The battery provided by Madman's factory is only enough for him to orgasm once. If you go in and he accidentally If you shoot, you can only poke at the phone."

Mr. Ai looked up at Zheng Zhi and said, "I really hope to see your expression at that time."

Zheng Zhi gave Mr. Ai a middle finger, and Mr. Ai returned Crazy to Zheng Zhi indifferently and said: "Now I have replaced him with a special battery that I made, and it will not be as fragile as the previous one. At least it can satisfy you to finish it once and then scrap it.”

"What needs to be scrapped?!"

"Do you know how many calories humans consume when making love? The machine is the same. Even if this battery is for you to try out, it's free, and you'll have to pay for it next time."

"How much is it?"

Mr. Ai pushed his glasses and said, "Based on the relationship between you and the phone, I'll give you a 3000% discount, and then wipe off the change. One piece is [-] yuan. Thank you for your patronage."

Zheng Zhi grabbed Mr. Ai's clothes and said, "Are you pimping out your younger brother?!"

Mr. Ai rescued the collar from Zheng Zhi's hand, tidied it up and said: "If Mr. Zheng thinks he is a prostitute|client, then it can be said that it is not easy for those of us who deal in flesh and blood."

"Fuck!" Zheng Zhi turned and left.

Mr. Ai shouted from behind: "I have a hunch, Mr. Zheng, that you will come again. My hunch is always accurate."

One yuan is three thousand, I don’t eat or drink, I work overtime every day, and I go to pick up plastic bottles and cardboard in my spare time, and I can’t do it twice in a month.Why do I have to be so unsexual after I have a boyfriend?

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