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"Tsk——" Zheng Zhi scratched his head and said, "At that time, I just said something casually out of anger, but I didn't expect you to be thinking wildly while listening."

"It doesn't matter if you speak quickly or think carefully, what's your answer now?" Madness asked.

"I've never heard that a cell phone can become mature after being infected with a virus?" Zheng Zhi grabbed Madman's shoulders and said, "Then should you take on the most basic responsibilities of an adult? I put Forget about the thousands of dollars you spent on buying it home, and the electricity bills that usually charge you are negligible. But your clothes are also mobile phone cases and when you are sick, I The money and energy that took you to see a doctor all over the world can't be counted, do you have money? If you don't have money, you can pay your debts, right?"

Crazy looked up at Zheng Zhi's face and said cautiously: "You, what do you want to do?"

"What are you doing?" Zheng Zhi put his hand on Crazy's shoulder and climbed his face along Crazy's shoulder, and said with his forehead against his forehead, "then just work under my hands honestly—obediently give it to me." Let me be my mobile phone for ten years!"

After finishing speaking, he let go of Madness and walked forward. Madness stood in a daze for a long time before shouting: "Human beings love the new and dislike the old. Without feelings as a bond, you can't use a mobile phone for ten years!"

Zheng Zhi turned his head and said, "I didn't expect you to be so greedy. Even if you have feelings as a fetter, it won't work if you break down after less than ten years."

"You first promise that you won't change your mind."

"You first promise that you won't scrap it."

"You first!"

"You first!"

……

The two returned home as usual, Zheng Zhitan lay motionless on the sofa and said, "Too many things happened today, I need to digest it well. Crazy, don't disturb me."

"Yeah." What to say to digest, probably just lazy and daydreaming again.Crazy finished complaining in his heart, looked at Zheng Zhi who had fallen into a semi-comatose, sighed, and looked around at the house where he had lived in for several months, since he could return to his human form, shouldn't he do something? ?

Zheng Zhi was dreaming.He dreamed that the delicious food was flying in the sky, and he wanted to jump up and catch it, but he couldn't catch it anyway, so he had to run and run behind the delicious food.Finally, when he ran to a cliff, he jumped and hugged a plate with all his might...

"Boom."

Zheng Zhi fell off the sofa, opened his eyes with some difficulty and looked out the window, the night had already fallen.Wipe the saliva from the corner of his mouth, um, I'm a little hungry.However, where does this overflowing rice fragrance come from?

Following the scent, Zheng Zhi turned his head and saw Maniac coming out with a dish and putting it on the dining table.

"Are you willing to wake up?" Crazy found that Zheng Zhi walked slowly to the dining table.

Zheng Zhi swallowed his saliva looking at the dishes on the table and said, "You made all of this?"

"Nonsense, could it be you who sleepwalked?!" Maniac half-joked and half-rebuked Zheng Zhi, but his face was full of the words "I'm great, come and worship me."

"Are you sure it's not poisonous?"

Crazy's face darkened and he said: "If oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar can be mixed together to produce a chemical reaction that is highly toxic, then it is poisonous!"

"Under normal circumstances, no. But if some craftsmanship is used as a catalyst, then it is possible." Zheng Zhi moved his face closer and said, "Are you sure you are not that kind of catalyst?"

"Haven't you ever seen a pig run without eating or pork?! Is it so difficult to cook such a simple thing?" Crazy was completely angry, and rudely opened the dining chair, sat on it and hugged his chest and said, " Do you like to eat or not!"

"To be honest, I doubt you have eaten pork and seen pigs running." Zheng Zhi also slowly pulled out his chair and got up, taking a dish from the table with his hand Put it in his mouth, "Well, although it's a bit raw, it's okay. It's very talented. It's indeed the crystallization of wisdom."

Crazy blushed and whispered, "Wash your hands!"

"As ordered."

After eating, Zheng Zhi hummed an out-of-tune song and ran to the kitchen to wash the dishes.Yes, Maniac refused to wash the dishes on the grounds that the phone would get water.

"I'll put away the bath water for you. You can take a bath after washing the dishes in a while." Maniac walked behind Zheng Zhi and said.

"pia—"

"What's the matter, how did you break the plate?" Maniac watched in amazement as Zheng Zhi bent down and picked up a fragment of the plate and squeezed it into his palm, then hurriedly broke Zheng Zhi's hand and threw the fragment out.Fortunately, there was only a deep red mark and no wound, so I couldn't help asking Zheng Zhi angrily: "Are you crazy?"

Zheng Zhi moved his palm, looked at Madman suspiciously and said, "It's strange, I feel pain, it's not a dream. How could you be so gentle to me all of a sudden? You're cooking and bathing? Is there some kind of conspiracy?"

Crazy shook Zheng Zhi's hand and said: "You owe it to being scratched by the debris! Is there some kind of conspiracy for you?!"

"No, it's either adultery or stealing if you don't have anything to do. A tsundere who suddenly becomes a human wife is unacceptable to anyone." Zheng Zhi said.

Crazy turned his head and said: "I just want to do something that I can do. Maybe I'm a bit willful, but I don't want to be disliked by others, and I also hope to be needed by others. If I can be If I like it, can I never be abandoned? Although I have a big family, everyone is mass-produced. Although they call relatives, due to the large number, the relationship between them is only It’s just limited to the name, it’s always been one person.”

"It's very lonely, the days of staying in the warehouse are very lonely. Maybe a person can have many mobile phones in his life, but a mobile phone may only have one owner in his life," Madman changed his lonely expression before, showing a smile and patting Looking at Zheng Zhi's shoulder, he said, "So, I'm just helping you with something, don't make a fuss. Don't send me back to my big cousin. I don't want to face a dead face every day. I feel terrible when I think of my little nephew who is crying so hard. And I am free by your side, and I can have a lot of new clothes, how about you take me in and I can cook for you?"

"You're still thinking about what happened before. For a mobile phone, being able to cook is already a great thing." Zheng Zhi said with a soft expression, "Needless to say that you are so humble, but you are actually pretty good at cooking. Why didn't you take a bite just now?"

Crazy showed a proud expression again, as if the humble person just now was not himself: "Because I don't have such lowly desires|desires."

"Desire?"

"Yes, satisfying appetite is the most basic desire of creatures. But our machines don't have it. We treat desires very lightly. We rarely feel jealous or envious. We accept what the designer bestows on us. Without need, there is no desire|desire."

"That is to say, you don't have the so-called seven emotions and six desires of human beings?"

"Yes." Crazy said.

Zheng Zhi approached Maniac and said, "You really don't have any desire|desire?"

"Yes, I hope not to be lonely, but to be needed...uh..." Maniac looked at Zheng Zhi's face suddenly approaching in surprise, with a warm object stuck to his mouth, is this a kiss?

Before Mandang could figure it out, Zheng Zhi's two hands brought Mandang's body closer to him, and his slippery tongue deftly pried open his lips and slid in.Feeling Zheng Zhi's body temperature and smell different from her own, Madness slowly embraced Zheng Zhi and closed her eyes to respond to Zheng Zhi's enthusiasm.

When the two were panting and separated, Crazy nestled in Zheng Zhi's arms and blushed and asked, "What are you doing?"

"You said you were lonely, so I came to comfort you." Zheng Zhi rubbed Crazy's nose lightly with his face, "I admit that I tease you more than I like you. You said that most of what I said to you was not serious. I also admit it. But now I am serious to tell you, I have some temptations for you now, if you want, we will start our official relationship from now on. You don’t use it but it will become a lonely mobile phone, because I will always be with you and buy you the most beautiful phone case, will you?"

"Wish, wish... Get lost!" Crazy broke free from Zheng Zhi's arms, "Who is lonely! You are lonely! Your whole family is lonely. Go, clean up the broken dishes, and then hurry to take a shower, after washing Take a shower and clean up the bathroom before going to sleep!"

Zheng Zhi laughed loudly: "That's right, this is the madness I know."

"You M, do you like someone yelling at you every day?" Maniac said something to Zheng Zhi, and then walked towards the bedroom without looking back.

Zheng Zhi shouted from behind: "Hey, what I said just now is really serious, if you don't reply, I will take you as the default!"

Madness quickened his pace and rushed into the bedroom, closing the door with a bang.Leaning against the door and listening to his heartbeat beating faster than usual, his fingers gently stroked his lips that had just been ravaged, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.If you can like me, I think I can not be broken for more than ten years, or even a lifetime.

The author has something to say: Hey, the update will be stopped as soon as the exam is over...it's all stopped...I swear this winter vacation must be over!