Step on the body of Jingyun

Bu Busheng brought Bu Jingshen to the hut, the two father and son whispered in the smoky stench, and the wooden door panel kept leaking their sinister laughter.

That night, Bu Jinghun and his son sneaked into the palace with their faces masked—they said they were masked, but they cut three round holes in the black cloth bag on their heads. The figure is not hidden either.It’s not so much to steal as to rob, just break into a door and start rummaging through boxes and cabinets, take whatever you see, and fill the boss’s pocket in a short while, open the door and find that you are surrounded, don’t panic, just start to panic Instead, he yelled loudly: "Emperor, you bastard, you dare to steal from my Master Jinfeng Shuangsha! If you don't return it, I'll take a little from you today, and a little from you tomorrow, until your property is wiped out!"

Bu Busheng climbed onto his back with Bu Jing's waist and legs in his arms, and watched him wrap a jade silk around a person, swung it around, swept out a large open space, and flew into the night sky with his wings, even if the palace guard ordered When he released the arrow, he was swept aside by one of his wings, and fell from the air when he exhausted his strength. Occasionally, he would break when he shot it. After being pissed on by a child, he could only swallow his breath and watched them fly higher and higher and farther away.

It wasn't until they flew back to the residence that Bu Busheng patted his forehead, and said in a bit of frustration: "I'm just playing around, and we haven't even shown our logo. Next time we make a move, people won't know that we are Jinfeng Shuangsha." !" Bu fell to the ground in shock, put his son on the ground, and patted his head: "Well, let's try to steal from the rich and help the poor tonight! Anyway, it's not in the Central Plains! You can do whatever you want!" Bu Bu Sheng got excited, and shouted to Bu in shock: "Get ready!" The father and son raised their chests at the same time, and the special clothes collapsed, revealing the clothes inside, with a big golden egg painted on it, In the golden egg was drawn a line of something that looked like lightning and cloud. One big and one small looked at each other, then scanned the surroundings, and clapped their palms together: "Golden Wind Shuangsha, let's go! Go save the world!"

Watching the two father and son up and down in the low and dilapidated or gorgeous and bright houses, "robbing the rich and helping the poor", following behind the two, who originally wanted to steal the dragon yuan in the palace but was ruined by Huaikong I couldn't bear to look directly at the two eggs, which were also golden under the moonlight, knowing that there was nothing I could do tonight, so I might as well go back to my residence to fix my dazzled eyes, so I stopped following.The bandit king came to the Dongying Palace for a "chic walk" in every step of the world. How could the emperor not know that the anger in his heart could burn the city, but he still forcibly endured it, because he still has many more important things to do Do, for example, hold the dragon yuan.He was afraid that the other party was trying to divert the tiger away from the mountain!Compared with Long Yuan, the treasures in the eyes of ordinary people in the palace are like dead things, if you lose it, you lose it!As long as I take Longyuan, those shameless rats will eventually be crushed to death by myself!

The next day, Feng Yun and Feng Yun woke up from deep sleep one after another, but turned over almost at the same time, rushed out the door to check what was going on next door, and when the two met at the door of the middle room, they were both taken aback, feeling Something was wrong, with the vigilance of the two of them, why did they sleep so deeply?

Bu Jingyun couldn't help but hit the gap in the door, broke the bolt from the air, pushed the door open, and saw Bu Jingshen and Bu Busheng on the bed fell asleep in opposite directions, each hugging each other's toes There is a sound of tsk tsk in the mouth from time to time.

Bu Busheng was much more vigilant than Bu Jinghun. Bu Jingyun opened his eyes before he got close to the bed, and after noticing what was in his mouth, he quickly spit it out. To Bu Jingyun said: "Why are you here?"

Bu Jingyun looked at him with a worried look on his face: "Your Uncle Nie and I didn't know who was wrong last night. We slept too hard. You and Jinghun, nothing happened last night, right?" Bu Busheng rubbed his eyes , Hacked: "What can be the matter, I just slept late last night."

How could Bu Jingyun believe it, but it was not easy to force him, so he had to forcibly wake up Bu Jingyun, and the group went out of the room to the flower hall for breakfast.Who would have thought that just after breakfast, the head of the Chiba family came to report that there was a storm of gold and wind in the capital last night. Losing several sets of valuable jewelry is really crazy.

Looking at the "ugly" and "dwarf" father and son with gloomy faces, Feng Yun and his son didn't know whether to be angry or to laugh: angry at them for scaring the snake, laughing that they robbed the rich and helped the poor and robbed their own heads!The atmosphere of Dazhizun's flower hall was quite "harmonious", but it was broken by the familiar cold female voice that was getting closer and closer: "Bu Jing! Come out!" Bu Busheng feared that the world would not be chaotic: "Oh, can it be Is it because dad was eating outside without wiping his mouth, and someone came to the door?" Bu Jing tugged at his cheeks: "You want me to sew your mouth up?" Bu Busheng shook his head again and again to show that he did not dare, and then was loosened.

The person who came was the Goddess, she stared at Bu Jinghun and Bu Jingyun with evil eyes, and gritted her teeth: "It's another pair of dogs and boys!" Bu Jingshen smiled: "Senior sister, our pair of dogs It’s not been a day or two since a man and a man have been together, what’s happening to you now.” Thinking of the night of Huai Kong and Huai Mie, I knew something, but I didn’t dare to show my pride.

The godmother's teeth were grinding and rattling: "I chased Huai Kong and Huai Mie and approached them as Luo Xian. I originally wanted to take Long Yuan back by taking advantage of his unpreparedness. ...He actually made love in front of my face! That Huai Mie is even more abominable, he lied to Huai Kong to give him the dragon yuan, but he took advantage of Huai Kong's absence to kill me and shoot me into the sea! If it wasn't for me Good water... If I don't take revenge, I swear I won't be a human being!"

cheat?According to Huaikong's nature, it is probably because he found out what he did to his brother and felt ashamed in his heart, so he automatically gave the dragon yuan to the other party, right?Bu frightened and cursed, but still had the expression "Senior Sister, you have the final say, we will vent your anger on you".

Since the arrival of the Goddess Mother, she has been in charge of all affairs, large and small, and she has to intervene in everything, especially seeing that Bu Jingjing's family is not pleasing to the eye, and often deducts Bu Busheng's pocket money. Lost her, and often used three meals a day to secretly make up the appearance of a skeleton who didn't leave a trace of meat gnawed by the stinky woman.Fortunately, the father and son robbed the palace every night, and they had some surplus food in their hands, otherwise they would have rebelled long ago.It's strange to say that the palace is stolen every day, and the emperor is not in a hurry to send someone to catch the thief. He still stays in the palace where a pair of idiot father and son can't find him, bathing and burning incense, and would rather be scolded by them every day. Not showing up is like a yellow flower girl raised in a deep boudoir.Unlimited work for Heaven finally came to the day when the emperor worshiped the ancestors, the cherry blossoms were scattered all over the sky, colorful and beautiful, but they were crushed into mud, because the capital was overcrowded, all of them were vying to see the sky of His Majesty today, but they were caught by the two clinging to the spear The palace guards stood on both sides of the avenue, and they were not allowed to get close. They could only vaguely see the majestic figure in the yellow robe in the carriage. Crowd, defend it.

Bu Jingyun and others had already joined the guard of honor, Bu Jinghun flew high above the stratus clouds, and Bu Busheng used his limbs to climb and jump quickly on the roof of another street along the emperor's travel route, like spirit monkeys, the reason why they Didn't make a move, but waited for Huai Kong Huai Mi to find out the truth first.

Everyone waited until the emperor's chariot had entered the imperial mausoleum, but they did not wait for the Huai brothers, whether it was Bu Jingyun and others in the guard of honor, or Bu Jinghun and Bu Busheng who had fallen in the distant woods, they all had to wait and see. Watching the emperor kowtow and kowtow to his ancestors like an insect from a distance, listening to the onmyoji chanting drowsy spells, waiting for everything to end, more than half of the time has passed Shi Chen finally waited until the emperor took out a delicate box from his arms, opened it, took out something, and put it in his mouth.

At that time, the stone platform under the emperor's feet suddenly broke into countless pieces, a pair of hands reached out from the ground, grabbed his feet, and pulled down, immediately pulling the emperor into the cave!Zidian, Kuanglei and other subordinates who were ten feet away did not move their feet as if nothing had happened.

After a while, a dead bone wearing the emperor's costume was thrown out of the hole, and then two people jumped out, but it was Huai Kong and Huai Mie!Huaimie stepped on the dry bone, stomped it into pieces, stretched out his left hand, unfolded, revealing a golden ball, said: "Fake! It's all fake! The Emperor is fake! The Dragon Yuan is also fake!" In anger, he crushed the ball and threw it to the ground.

Bu Jingyun and the others were shocked: Oops!Could it be that he fell into the emperor's plan to divert the tiger away from the mountain!The author has something to say: the emperor is cunning, but some people are more cunning.