Step on the body of Jingyun

Seeing these two things bluffing everyone, Bu Jinghun was extremely proud, turned around and bowed to Xiongba, and said, "Master, I heard from Jingyun that thanks to you taking good care of him these past few years, you are Rare hero, hero, this fire unicorn armor and horns should belong to you! Therefore, I dedicate them to the guild master, wishing the guild master Wen Chengwu Virtue, unifying the rivers and lakes!"

No one in the gang is an idiot, and they all shouted loudly when they saw this: "The leader of the gang is Wencheng Wude, and he will rule the world!"

Xiongba laughed loudly: "Okay! I got a good apprentice today, and then I got two treasures. It's worth celebrating! Jing Hun, what do you want? Even if you want to be my disciple, it's not impossible."

Bu Jing said with a bitter face: "I'm all about martial arts, but I'm not strong enough." Xiong Ba has already explored his "muscles and bones", what kind of talent does a cartilage person have for martial arts?Just now it was just pretending to be generous, implying that everyone who contributes to themselves will always be rewarded.He revealed the matter with a smile, and promised to give Bu Jinghun a big reward, and let everyone continue to eat and drink.

Wen Chouchou took the unicorn armor and horns from Bu Jinghun's hand, gave him another hard look before presenting them to Xiongba.Bu Jinghun didn't care, sat down and continued to eat and drink, and after a while there were piles of empty plates on the table.

Not only did Bu Jingyun not stop him, but because he didn't know the taste of meat for several months, he was a little distressed, so he kept picking up vegetables for him.

Seeing that he was eating so high, Xiong Ba said: "Why is Jing Hun so emotional? The food at Tianxiahui is so delicious?"

At this time, Bu Jingshen was already drunk, and started talking nonsense: "When I was young, my family was poor, not only could I not afford meat, there was not even a drop of oil in the dishes, and I never ate meat once in my life except Huo Qilin and Tonight. Woolen cloth."

Bu Jingyun wiped his mouth with a handkerchief, but in fact, what he wanted to do was to cover his mouth.

Bu Jing's eyes were foggy, he probably remembered some TV series, and was moved by himself, he started to cry and said: "Later, the adoptive father was seriously ill at home, and the whole house was left empty, and even the toilet paper had to be picked up by others..."

All the people with their ears stretched out were so disgusted that they lost their appetite.Over there, Bu Jinghun was still rambling: "Originally there was a younger brother, but in order to buy medicine for his adoptive father, he was voluntarily sold to the palace as a eunuch..."

Everyone felt a coldness in their crotch, as if a knife was rubbed on it, and they clamped their lower bodies tightly.

Bu Jinghun picked up Bu Jingyun's sleeve and wiped away tears: "My adoptive father was too sick, and he passed away later, because I had no money for a funeral, so I had to go to the street to sell, body, and bury my father."

There are people in Tianxiahui who are drinking, and just drank the wine into their mouths, when they heard his words, they became dull, and the wine dripped down the corners of their mouths, and they were all wet.Another group of people looked at his white but angular face, and probably no one would buy it.Unexpectedly, Bu Jinghun continued: "I just stood there for a while, and there are many beautiful young masters vying to redeem myself!"

The crowd was led by him and started imagining Bu Jingyun's appearance below, but the frequency was wrong, and Bu Jingyun's cold face and muscles were replaced!No, it's too harsh!Someone started covering their mouths and gagging.

When Bu Jinghun talked about Xingqi, he stretched out his greasy paws and pointed at Wen Chouchou and laughed: "Those young masters smeared their faces very white like him, as white as a wall!" Treat him well!

Everyone thought that the face was very white and beautiful, and the young master suddenly realized: it turned out to be from the Prime Minister's mansion!Inevitably, the scene where Bu Jinghun also wiped his white face and stood in the doorway of the prime minister's mansion in revealing clothes to solicit customers gave him a severe shudder!

The more you say it, the more outrageous it is!Bu Jingyun wanted to cover his mouth directly, but he was suddenly so drunk that he pushed his hand away and put one foot on the table: "The next thing is the climax of the story! Yun saw me, and I saw him, and the sky shook for an instant, as if there was only each other left in the world! He drove away the little princes for me, and spent money to bury my adoptive father. At that moment , I swear: He is my god! He told me to go east, but I dare not go west, and I told me to drive dogs, but I will never catch chickens!"

Bu Jinghun put his legs down from the table, bowed to Bu Jingyun and shouted: "Grandfather! Please accept my worship! You bought the slave's house, and the slave's house will be yours from now on!"

In an instant, the three-point teaching field was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop.Bu Jingyun was really stunned this time, and was hugged by Bu Jinghun and dawdled: "Grandfather, I can do everything for you, such as washing, cooking, red sleeves, and warming the bed...you can also warm the bed." Then his expression changed. Right, "Please take care of me, dear!"

Bu Jingyun said directly to Xiong: "Master, Jingshen is drunk, I will send him back to his room to rest first!" Before Xiongba agreed, he carried Bu Jingshen on his shoulder and walked quickly to Yun Pavilion.Bu Jinghun is still in a drunken frenzy: "So you like wilder dress-up games, no problem, from now on you pretend to be the king of the mountain, and I will be Mrs. Yazhai!"

"To shut up!"

Xiong Ba saw that the people in the San Fen teaching field were disturbed by Bu Jing, and they all seemed to lose interest. He announced that the banquet was over, and everyone winked at each other before they dispersed. night.

Xiongba didn't leave immediately, he watched the handymen clean up the leftovers coldly, and said to Wen Chouchou and others beside him with a complicated expression: "Tell me, what is the origin of this shock? What's the purpose? What can young children do?" The dead fire unicorn is not easy."

Qin Shuang frowned and said, "Master, this person has no martial arts, and he doesn't wear a human skin mask. On the surface, there is nothing wrong with him."

Wen Chouchou said: "I think there is something wrong with this person! Just because he looks alike doesn't mean he's a brother. It's such a coincidence that Master Yun met his brother on his first mission!"

Xiongba nodded and said: "Chou Chou, from tomorrow onwards, I will assign Bu Jinghou to be a small steward under your command, you look at him, forgive him for not being able to do anything!"

Wen Chouchou responded again and again, as for the tumbling excited thoughts in his heart, only he knew.

Bu Jingyun carried Bu Jingshen back to Yunge, but Nie Feng followed behind them silently.

The upside-down Bu Jinghun's head bumped against a building on Bu Jingyun's back, he laughed and said, "Sao Nian, it's not okay."

Nie Feng smiled and said, "We live in the same place." Bu Jinghun gave Bu Jingyun an elbow: "I hate it, if Sanpi don't tell me!" Nie Feng didn't understand, he still smiled, and Bu Jingyun Jingyun patted his buttocks: "I said shut up!".

After finally returning to Yun Pavilion, Bu Jinghun still made friends with Nie Feng: "Brother, come and sit down when you have time." Nie Feng replied: "It must be." Bu Jingyun closed the door of Yun Pavilion with a "bang" .

Bu Jingyun threw the drunk man on the bed, and called Kong Ci: "Sober him up." Kong Ci went to prepare the sober soup, but Bu Jingyun watched the man scratching his head and posing on the bed, flirting at him, and making an S shape after a while , will be placed into a B shape.

After a while, seeing that Bu Jingyun didn't respond, he resentfully said, "You're trying to force me to come up with a unique trick! Well, I'll let you see the master's peerless demeanor at the company's year-end party!" Bu Jing swayed left and right Stand up from the bed, take off the bed curtain, hide behind the bed curtain, stretch out a naked calf for a long time, bend and bend rhythmically, and retract again, and what appears again is a whole leg, a hand Touching from top to bottom, from bottom to top, after a while, a piece of "fragrant shoulders" appeared from the bed curtain, and then rosy cheeks.

Bu Jingyun said impatiently: "Have you had enough trouble? Do you want me to count the hair on your legs? Why did you rub your face so red! Come down quickly, Kong Ci will come back later, do you want me to count the hairs on your legs? Did she see it?"

Bu frightened and said: "No wonder you won't get Kong Ci in the future! You deserve to be a bachelor for the rest of your life! I don't understand the style!" Turning around, he forgot what he said just now, and said with a smile: "How about I give you an even hotter one? "

Bu Jingyun couldn't bear it any longer, he picked up the man and carried him on his shoulders "dengdengdeng" to the bathing pool, and threw him in!

Bu Jing drank a lot of water, choked and coughed, and finally regained consciousness: "Ahem, cough, Bu Jingyun, cough, murder!"

Bu Jingyun snorted: "Are you sober? Do you remember what you did before?"

The memory came back, and I remembered that I had the same lines as the heroine of the tragic drama on TV and danced to the music of Carmen in my head on the bed. Bu wailed in horror and beat his chest and feet in the "pool": "My son, take me away. Bar Bar……"

Bu Jingyun said: "Hurry up and wash, Kong Ci will come later, even though you are only twelve and you are skinny, you are still a boy, so it is not good for her to see you."

Bu was shocked and quit: "A whole body of ribs? Who are you talking about?" He raised his arms, did several bodybuilder movements, and hummed a few times, "See! You are skinny, but you have muscles!"

Bu Jingyun stretched out his muscular arm without any movement, grabbed him from the pool, threw him on the ground, and wiped him with a dry towel.

Bu Jingyun was covered, and started struggling when he couldn't see, shouting for help, dragging Bu Jingyun to the ground, and the two of them became entangled in disheveled clothes.Kong Ci came in with hangover soup and saw this scene.

Bu Jing wrestled his head out of the towel in a panic: "Kong Ci, save me!" Kong Ci shook his shoulders, put the sober soup on the square table by the pool, quickly backed out, and said, "Master Yun, what am I doing?" I didn't see it either, you continue."

Bu Jingyun gritted his teeth and said, "Look at what you've done!" Bu Jinghun said innocently, "I didn't do anything."

Bu Jingyun sighed deeply, pulled him up from the ground, carried him back to the bedroom, and threw him on the bed: "There is no other bed, just sleep for the time being, and get someone to prepare it tomorrow."

Bu Jinghun kept his head straight: "Is my one as big and soft as this one?"

"Yes."

"How do you think Xiongba will arrange me?"

"do not know."

"Am I more handsome than Nie Feng?"

"..."

"Do you think Kong Ci likes you or me when he grows up? We look the same, what if we recognize the wrong person?"

"..."

"you say……"

Bu Jingyun withdrew his hand from his neck and covered him with a quilt.

The world is finally quiet.

However, as soon as he closed his eyes, Bu Jinghun opened them, and he was very proud: "Little rascal, Laozi is no longer the softie he used to be!"Labor and capital are invulnerable, water and fire are invulnerable!I pretended to be dizzy just now to save you!Just wait and see me soar into the sky, and I won't forget to support you when the time comes!