rain is not far

"The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the little bird is saying early——"

Amidst the brisk music on the campus radio, a figure of 1.8 meters and a figure of one meter stood in front of the bulletin board of Mingde Primary School, lost in thought together.

"Why are you carrying a pack of explosives?" Qi Shiyu added the last sentence to the radio music, while stretching out a flower arm to pick up Yimi Xiaodouding's schoolbag, dangling so that the superhero badge on it rang loudly.

"Ancestor, let's discuss it. At least don't do anything on the first day." Qi Shiyu squatted down and kept eye level with Xiaodouding, "What kind of fate between you and Hei Xiaopang, this can also happen."

"My name is He Jiale, not Hei Xiaopang." The child's black and white eyeballs looked very indifferent, "My name is Qi Lang, not Zuzu."

"Okay, then please try to get along with He Xiaopang as much as possible. Even if you want to do something, don't let the teacher catch you." Qi Shiyu patted Qi Lang on the head, "Grandpa and grandma are coming to the store for dinner tonight. If you are good, In the evening, I will ask Lao He to cook chicken drumsticks for you."

Qi Lang raised his hand and pulled the big hand off, maintaining a cold expression: "If there is no chicken leg for dinner, I will tell Grandpa that you didn't come back to sleep last night."

"..."

Qi Shiyu looked at Qi Lang's back without nostalgia, and felt a little lamenting how time flies for no reason.It seems that in a blink of an eye, that soft little dough wrapped in a small flower quilt has reached the age of elementary school, and has already learned to exchange chicken legs by threatening to report the problems of his direct parent to the upper-level parents. Live in a hurry, never look back.

Qi Shiyu stood up while supporting his sore waist, and looked at the shift list on the bulletin board. The list was printed according to the arranged seats. Qi Shiyu looked at it carefully. Fortunately, his ancestors and Hei Xiaopang Not too close to each other.

In the upper right corner of the A4 printing paper, there is a line of small characters that read: "Teacher of Class 3, Grade [-]: Zhong Yuan".

There is also a WeChat QR code at the bottom.

Qi Shiyu took out his phone and scanned it, noted Qi Lang's father, and then pressed add friend.

Putting the phone back into his trouser pocket, he rubbed his head with his hands, feeling that his temples and the back of his head were throbbing with pain.

Still had too much to drink last night.

That's right, if he didn't drink enough, he wouldn't be caught by Qi Lang for not returning home at night.

Qi Shiyu sighed, walked into the canteen at the entrance of the school, and said to the elder sister behind the counter, "Sister, bring me a bottle of iced mineral water."

The eldest sister glanced at his exposed flower arm, without saying a word, silently took out a bottle of mineral water from the freezer and put it on the counter, pointing to the price tag.

Qi Shiyu didn't care, paid two yuan, and gulped down half a bottle at the entrance of the canteen.

Such cold mineral water would make the bridge of the nose sore after drinking it, but today it has the effect of fighting poison with poison, sobering up the hangover brain.

However, as soon as the mind is clear, the physical discomfort becomes clear.

Last night was really ridiculous.And one of the saddest things in the world is not getting drunk and doing stupid things, but getting drunk and doing stupid things without a piece.

So he clearly remembers how he sang a song on the small stage drunk yesterday at Luobar, the fiery gaze from the person in the audience, and the person who stopped him at the bathroom door, and the warm and straightforward speech. I still remember that deep and sexy sentence: "Let's go?"

At this point in the story, judging from the looks of the two of them, this is a relatively large-scale romantic literary film. Judging from the next direction of the story, it is a very large-scale restricted pornographic film. They opened a room in a nice hotel, kissed like glue, but when each other's hands reached behind each other, they realized that it had become an erotic comedy.

They hit the mark.

The arrow was on the string, the gun was loaded, and although the two of them were still wearing their clothes, they had already been wrinkled by each other's hands.It was really embarrassing for this situation to happen at such a time, Qi Shiyu took out a cigarette from his pocket, lit one, put it in his mouth, and threw the cigarette case to the other party.

The other party is also welcome.

They faced each other and smoked beforehand.

I don't know how long it took, but in fact it shouldn't be too long. After all, the cigarette at their fingertips has not been burned out, and they suddenly opened their mouths together in a tacit understanding.

"I've been up there..."

"I've never been down there..."

Then everyone closed their mouths and stared at each other.In just five words, both of them revealed their hidden meaning: Actually, it's not that I can't be below.

However, this made the situation even more embarrassing.

One is not allowed, and the other is not allowed, so let’s say goodbye, goodbye is still a passer-by; one is okay, the other is not, just make a couple, and spend this long night happily.However, both are possible, but it is very troublesome.

The two people received the electricity, caught fire, and met eyes, seeing that today's sleep is inevitable.But, it's not polite to rush to the top, and it's a bit wronged to rush to the bottom.

Then the room fell into silence again.

Until one cigarette was burned out, the other party stood up, walked in front of him, reached out his hand to remove the cigarette butt between his lips, leaned under him with one hand, and said to him: "I really like you, so Well, whoever disarms first will lie down, okay?"

It stands to reason that if a man really drank too much, he would definitely be unable to do anything.So Qi Shiyu knew that he was just going crazy with alcohol, after all, he hasn't had a new partner since he broke up with Xiao An half a year ago.The man in front of him who didn't even know his name had a face he liked, the only flaw was that he was a little taller than him, but he liked the eyes looking at him affectionately.

But if he didn't drink too much, he couldn't understand why he, who hadn't eaten meat for half a year, agreed to the other party's small flirtatious bet in a flash of brains, and finally lost the bet without violating physiological laws at all.He has always flaunted a spittle and a pit, so he had to lie down according to the bet.

Thinking of this, Qi Shiyu wanted to smoke again, and took out his pocket, only to remember that the cigarettes and lighters were left in the hotel room.

I don't know how the other party felt when he woke up and found that he was gone.Qi Shiyu yawned, thinking: Brother Qi's first sex date, it's fine if he made a zero, but why did he still have a scumbag that disappeared instantly when he lifted his pants?