After being bound to the face-slapping system, I became popular [entertainment circle]

On the one hand, they racked their brains to catch the prey, and then went down the river to fight hand-to-hand with the crocodiles before successfully landing on the shore with injuries and dangers;

Of course, this chicness is limited to Chu Jinzhi alone. Cao Xu and the other four turtles had to use their hands to pull them over halfway through the slide. Fortunately, they could let go of their hands and lean on the coat hanging on the rope Hang yourself on it for a while.

Even Lin Shuyu didn't use the tortoise flying method, and after flying to the two-thirds of the position with both hands holding the coat, he quickly climbed over with his hands and feet hanging upside down, looking very tired.

Fortunately, the audience and fans of the variety show "Star Survival in the Wild" are very experienced, and they completely substituted Chu Jinzhi's perspective, so it was very refreshing, and it swelled up for a while.

[I declare that Chu Honghua is the heroine of Shuangwen!After watching it, I think I'm doing it again! 】

[Me too, me too!I think I can throw down the keyboard and run to the front of Party A, hang upside down and spin 720 degrees to kick that idiot away! 】

[Sister, calm down! ! ! 】

Because they walked away before crossing the river, Chu Jinzhi and Mike didn't know each other's current progress.

Before Chu Jinzhi and the others thought about it, Mike and Jason had probably already crossed the river for a long time. Cao Xu and the others, who were still pale with fright on the rope just now, offered to hurry on their way with their weak knees.

Cao Xu: "Those two people are veterans, and they should have been in for a long time now."

Du Jiajia rubbed her knees with both hands: "Yes, they have also been to this kind of terrain, and I have seen their videos."

Xin Tian, ​​who was sitting on the ground, pulled up her blue trouser legs and got up little by little. Her body was soft and timid, but her expression was firm: "Sister Chu, Sister Lin, let's catch up now!"

It can be said that the body is disabled.

Wei Lan tugged at her waistband to avoid being ripped off by Xin Tian, ​​and said, "There must be a lot of mosquitoes in this jungle, do we want to smear mud on our bodies? The mud seems to only prevent mosquitoes, and other insects will take advantage of the opportunity to get in." go in."

Lin Shuyu smiled, and unwrapped the bundle of coats tied to her body, "Have we forgotten what we often use? Now find a clean sunken stone nearby, and mash these herbs and apply them all over the body."

Others suddenly realized that they used herbal medicine to repel mosquitoes, and there was no need to smear mud like the foreign wilderness bloggers they often see.

Chu Jinzhi had already found a good place to smash the herbs, and the others took off the herbs they were carrying one after another.Chu Jinzhi has great strength, and he is also familiar with pounding herbal medicine. Two of the others stayed here to apply the medicine, and the rest followed Lin Shuyu to continue to look for useful plants nearby.

Some herbs can only grow near water, and no one knows if they will be available after entering the jungle. It is best to find them first and bring them with you in case of emergency.

This is also a habit they have developed after recording so many episodes of wilderness survival variety shows. According to Xin Tian, ​​now that she is at home, she is reluctant to throw away the empty water bottles and cardboard boxes, so she keeps them, always thinking that she will use them sometime.

For this matter, her manager didn't know how many times she scolded her. She is such an idol and sweet singer, how could she live like an elderly grandpa and aunt.

Others were more or less afflicted with the same disease.

However, this habit is still very good to use in wilderness survival.

Because the mosquitoes in the tropical rainforest are so poisonous that they can penetrate through clothes, and the herbs are abundant, everyone applied a thick layer, and soon the six of them became little green men.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were also unscrupulous. While quickly uploading it to the Internet, they also spontaneously organized a vote for the "Green Country Beauty Contest".Facts have proved that being beautiful can really ignore the strange skin color. In the end, Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu won the first place and won perfectly.

Studio:

[It seems that everyone has the same aesthetics, so I can announce in advance: Green Rose and her wife are the winners of the Green Country Beauty Contest! ! 】

【Hey, didn't you say that the green-skinned humans were discovered for the first time on the edge of the tropical rainforest in Zone X?Why does it look familiar to me? 】

[Grass, didn't you say that aliens invaded the earth?What Greenskins? 】

[Isn't it the Hulk? [dog head]]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha】

[It's a bit strange, not sure, let me be healthy again [probe into the brain.jpg]]

[A carnival of a group of silly dogs, when we sell sisters and brothers to get the treasure box and win, these celebrities who come to travel will wipe a few tears and call it quits early [funny]]

[Isn't it good to live cleanly?Do you have to be full of insults/swearing to be happy?Normal people really can’t understand Muyanggou’s □□[pick nose]]

......

After the preparations were completed, the group of six officially entered the jungle.

Mike and Jason on the other side also quickly entered the jungle after briefly dealing with the scratched arms, found a pool of mud, and interacted with the camera while wiping their bodies.

"Smearing mud can not only prevent mosquito bites, but also cover up the body's breath to a certain extent, so as not to be targeted by predators."

While talking, Mike dug a large piece of mud and paste it on Jason's back: "But you still have to pay attention to the bugs that live in the mud themselves, some of them can suck blood."

It was a bit embarrassing when the barrage that praised the two of them just came out in the live broadcast room.

There were viewers who watched two live broadcast rooms on two devices at the same time, and the audience who purely liked the variety show "Star Wilderness Survival" couldn't help laughing at this time.

[I really don’t understand the mentality of those of you who keep praising Mike Jason. It seems that the two of them didn’t invite the navy to build momentum. Can’t you just watch the live broadcast?Do you have to step on our country of Hua and praise country M to be comfortable? 】

Audiences who shared his feelings also communicated with him in the barrage.

[You don't understand, some people like to hold foreign fathers' stinky feet, and if they don't hold them for a day, they will feel so uncomfortable that they can't sleep]

[For example, a while ago, the Chinese man used a kitchen knife incorrectly, and the one who kneeled down with a centuries-old brand name shocked even foreigners? 】

[Ha ha ha grab the bamboo shoots!Be careful, the national treasure is looking for you desperately! 】

[Hehe, scold, scold, scold, no matter how fierce you scold, you are still no match for foreigners in surviving in the wilderness. Can you tell me which explorers there are in Huaguo? 】

[em... This TM is really not from Huaguo, is it?This kind of question can be said out loud [Shocked Maomaotou]]

[Such as Zheng He? 】

[Xu Xiake? 】

[Zhang Jian? 】

......

Judging from the progress of crossing the river, the two teams are actually about the same.

But after all, Mike and Jason are two strong adult men, and they lacked a lot of preparations on the outside, so they soon chopped down branches with knives to use as weapons and road-finding sticks, and pulled quickly with vigorous steps. The progress of both parties was opened.

The maps of the two teams are the same. Those who walk in front obviously have an advantage and have more supplies, but also, those who walk behind can also gain the convenience of opening the way ahead.

In order not to deviate from the route given by the map, Chu Jinzhi and others successfully crossed the river and walked a little more diagonally, only to find the traces of Mike and Jason.

Du Jiajia was a little anxious: "They have all gone to the front, will we fall too far behind?"

Lin Shuyu pulled a cut off branch to observe, "It's not too far away, the resin coagulation layer is still very new."

That's it.

Cao Xu and the others were relieved.

Chu Jinzhi looked around and frowned: "We can't take overlapping routes with them, otherwise we might not be able to find food along the way."

The distance between the two teams is not far, and the opponent walks in front. Unless the food that is easy to get is particularly abundant, the prey will be frightened away, and the fruits that can be picked will be picked, and they can only starve.

It's easy to say anything, if you don't eat it, you can't do it.

The group of six unanimously approved this idea, discussed briefly, and decided to re-open the distance from the map line.

Dare to do this in the tropical rainforest where it is easy to get lost, because Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu have a good sense of direction, otherwise, whoever dares to do this will simply die.

Swamps are easy to form in the low-lying areas of the tropical rainforest, so the group of six did not move fast along the way. Chu Jinzhi found suitable sticks for each of them to use as road-finding sticks, and sharpened the tip of the sticks with arrows while driving.

Lin Shuyu, Cao Xu and others are observing whether there are any plant resources that can be collected.

Time soon came to noon.

This is the first day of departure, and people's physical strength is still at full capacity. Mike and Jason chose to give up the lunch time and spend as much time as possible on the road.

Chu Jinzhi and the others found a place to make a stove and drilled wood to make fire. Chu Jinzhi took Lin Shuyu, who knew a lot about wild plants, and left the temporary resting place to go hunting nearby.

Cao Xu and the others always say that they are trash, but they are not.

If you say you don't know anything at first, that's the truth.But later this variety show became popular, and in order to stabilize their positions as resident guests, several people did not lack various learning and training.

Like Cao Xu, now he can easily complete the cooking stove and use all available natural plants to replace pots and pans to cook for everyone.

Du Jiajia played well with the slingshot, but unfortunately he didn't have the chance to use it this time, but his skill in collecting firewood is getting better and better. Even in the rain forest full of wet plants, he can quickly distinguish which plants are wet and fresh. Also because it is full of fat, it can be broken and used as firewood.

Wei Lan has a delicate mind and excellent dynamic vision, which is a good material for guarding the vigil.Of course, there is also his unique skill of making soup with nothing in his hands. He can cook delicious soup for everyone under any conditions, which has greatly improved the eating and health problems of his teammates when they survived in the wilderness. He is affectionately called Wei by the audience and fans. little soup.

As for Xin Tian, ​​she knows a little about everything but is not proficient in anything, so she is an excellent candidate to be a handyman.

Soon, after Chu Jinzhi and Lin Shuyu came back with food, Cao Xu and Wei Lan started working on lunch, and Du Jiajia and Xin Tian helped Lin Shuyu process the plants they brought back.

What Chu Jinzhi hunted back was the serow, a common animal in the rainforest, and two jungle chickens with bright feathers.

The serow is quite strong, and a meal for six people will definitely not be enough to finish. Chu Jinzhi said: "Take the rest as much as possible with cooked food and take it with you. I won't cook any more tonight."

Even including dinner, there are still some leftovers.

However, they are used to the daily life of survival in the wilderness, and they know that there is never too much food, and they are absolutely prepared for important supplies.And the rain forest, as soon as I heard it, I knew that it would definitely rain frequently. When I had time, I would not be able to light a fire to cook, and I had to rely on the stored food to survive.

Lin Shuyu brought back not only commonly used herbs, but also edible rhizomes and fruits.

The rhizomes don’t need to be washed, they are directly thrown into the charcoal fire pulled out from the fire and roasted, and the fruits are put aside, and the water will be boiled after cooking, and then rinsed with cold boiled water.

There is no way, they have not encountered clean water yet, and it is impossible to return to the river, so they can only work harder.

More importantly, they now need portable water storage tools.

Lin Shuyu brought back a kind of coconut-like fruit that I don't know if it can be eaten. After hollowing out the pulp inside, and then making a cork of suitable size, it should be able to serve as a "water bottle" for the time being.

[Although this kind of unity seems to be very cool, it seems to be different from the previous survival, don't you really hurry up? 】

[A little anxious, Mike and Jason have come a long way, and they are still on their way]

[What's the hurry, sharpening the knife is not the same as chopping firewood. At the beginning, there is nothing, and everything needs to be prepared. It will be normal if you slow down? 】

[Hua people don't have any competitive spirit, they have something to say when they win or lose [pick nose]]

[Still sharpening the knife?Do they have knives?Hahaha I laughed so hard, this is knowing that I can't win, so let's just start playing badly! 】

[Enough is enough, whoever scolded and ran away and came back again, really persevering, it's a pity that the spirit was used in the wrong place]

The author says:

Group of six: eat, drink, collect and hurry

Selling Sisters and Brothers: Enduring Hunger, Injury, and Exhaustion

PS: Most of the knowledge points related to wilderness survival in this article have no scientific basis, please don’t take it seriously

I estimated it, the content should be enough to finish the remaining days, so I will come again in the afternoon

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