Sword Spirit Laid-off Reemployment Guide

"Your Majesty, it's all done. I've even figured out when to say the first word of the premiere's opening speech. Our movie is sure to be a hit at the box office!" Su Xi excitedly ran to Xiaoyunding and Su Youxing report.

After fleeing for a few days and being caught back to Xiaoyunding to continue playing, Su Xingxing stared at a pair of thick dark circles. Just now he looked at the cards weakly, and immediately jumped up when he heard Su Xi's report, "Okay! Seniors , let's stop playing cards. I made a movie and it premieres tomorrow, how about I invite everyone to watch the movie?"

Nu Wa already understood what a movie is, and asked, "What kind of movie did you make? Who will star in it?"

Su Yuxing: "The masterpiece of the Chinese immortal hero, which integrates the battle between immortals and demons, and the righteousness of the common people - Domineering Sword Sovereign and Pretty Sword Spirit."

Listen to the first half sentence, oh, it’s a fairy tale movie, and listen to the second half sentence, oh, it’s a romance movie.

But when it comes to Sword Master, Nu Wa is still interested.

"Is Sword Master himself playing the role?"

"It must not be." Su Youxing felt a little regretful, "But I asked Sword Master to take the copyright. I promise that no matter what it is changed, I will not be violently beaten."

"Oh?" Nu Wa is now looking forward to what the plot of being violently beaten is likely to mean.

Other members of the prehistoric tour group who were idle and bored also said that since the film is based on Sword Master, they must join in.

Su had the good fortune to tell the bosses the time of the premiere, so he urgently called the group's employees to work on Xiaoyunding, and an open-air cinema was built in half a day.

As for it being too bright?

That's not a problem, just ask Zhulong to pull the lamp tomorrow.

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It is said that Lu Zhiyan stayed at home for two days, did he look at Qiu Ming with research eyes, he saw that something was wrong with his scalp and body, so he secretly contacted Xia Li.

[Ru Li, I feel that something is wrong with my master these two days. 】

【? 】

【He keeps looking at me. 】

[Isn't it normal for a sword repairer to look at his sword? 】

【No, no, no, his look is different from usual. It's a kind of... how to put it, as if he wants to strip you naked. 】

[?Wake up, you are a sword, what else can you do? 】

【...That's right.Hey, wouldn't that be trying to melt me ​​down and recast me? 】

【Ah, it’s not like—”

[No, no, I'm going to ask him directly! 】

Xia Li stared at the notification that the other party was offline, blinked innocently, then looked up, and saw Chen Fuyi staring at him.

Xia Li: "You don't want to melt me ​​down, do you?"

Chen Fuyi: "Really? I really want to recast, but not now."

Xia Li: "Oh yes, our situation is different."

Chen Fuyi: "?"

Xia Li explained to him what happened to Xiong Ming, and Chen Fuyi fell into deep thought.

After a while.

Lu Zhiyan received news from Chen Fuyi.

【Chen Fuyi: Stop staring at your sword. 】

While Lu Zhiyan was still wondering how Chen Fuyi knew about his abnormal behavior of staring at the sword these two days, Chen Fuyi sent another message.

【Chen Fuyi: It's okay, don't overthink it.I just ask. 】

Lu Zhiyan: "..."

Tell me not to think too much, then why don't you tell me in the first place!

Now that's the case, who doesn't think too much.

I don't know if Lu Zhiyan's soliloquy in the past two days was recognized by the big data of Lingjing, and a push post that usually doesn't appear on the homepage was pushed to Lu Zhiyan's Lingjing section.

Lu Zhiyan clicked in casually.

!!!

Shocked my god, it's terrible, what is this?

Serious and reliable swordsman Lu Zhiyan's eyes widened.

On second thought——

Wait, this seems to be somewhat similar to the question Chen Fuyi asked.

[Lu Zhiyan: Website Link/Website Link/Website Link]

[Chen Fuyi:? 】

[Lu Zhiyan: I think I may have found some information you need to know. 】

Chen Fuyi then clicked on the link.

【"Bondage/Extreme Pulling from Past and Present" by I Don't Want Pants】

【"Crossing the Great Desolation to Love You (h)" by Don't Be a Human】

["Little Daily Life of the Sword Spirit (High Sweet) Comics with Pictures" by My Mother]

["Some Small Fragments (□□ Comics)" by My Mother】

["Confinement" (abusing body and mind?) by Little Black House Lovers]

["Raising a Baby Daily" cartoon illustrations by Famous Unknown]

Just, the title is gaudy, but I don't know what it is.Chen Fuyi thought for a while, and clicked on one of the more normal-looking titles.

【"Daily Maintenance of Sword Spirit"

1. Sword Spirit is lying on the sofa playing games, and the home clothes on his body are lifted to his stomach because of his dishonest posture.Jianxiu stepped forward, stroked the cold stomach of the little sword spirit with his broad palm and covered it for a long time, letting the cold body of the sword touch the temperature of his palm.It wasn't until Jianling finished playing the game that Jianxiu pulled Jianling up and tidied up the wrinkled and piled home clothes for him. /long picture

2. The little sword spirit went out to fight, and when he lost the fight, he sat at the door feeling aggrieved.The sword repairer who returned home saw the traces of fighting on the little sword spirit, and found the battlefield where the little sword spirit fought.Shizhang Youming shook violently, and the sword repairer took the sword spirit and chopped off the demon king who defeated the sword spirit. /long picture

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The content is a bit inconsistent with the facts, but the pictures are very cute.

Chen Fuyi then clicked on another article by this author "Some Small Fragments (Advanced Blue Comics)"

Opening the screen is the ultimate visual crit.

Chen Fuyi swiped his finger and quickly exited.

What it is?

Jianxiu also experienced a pupil quake on the spiritual mirror.

Even after turning off the screen in time, those slender legs and swan-like neck continued to invade Chen Fuyi's mind.The cartoon character who is seven or eight points similar to the sword spirit has a blush on his face, and tears can't fall from the corners of his eyes——

Chen Fuyi took a deep breath, and clicked on that link again in a strange way.

Xia Li found that today's sword cultivator was very strange. When he looked at him, his eyes were evasive.Xia Li wanted to ask him: "What's the matter with you?"

Jianxiu fixed his gaze on him for half a second, then quickly moved away.

Xia Li: "?"

He is so strange.

The strange sword repair seemed to be back to normal after one night, Xia Li quickly forgot about yesterday's episode, and then Su Yuxing sent Su Xi to the door to take the two bosses to the premiere ceremony.

It has to be said that their premiere was very big.There are also five venues, one for mortals, one for cultivators, one for ghosts, one for monsters, and one for spirits. Oh, if you count the live broadcast of Xiao Yunding, That should be six.

Chen Fuyi and Xia Li were invited to the cultivation area and Qiling area respectively. Under Chen Fuyi's icy gaze, Su Xi shivered and shook the fox fur, saying: "Well, the audience is really too enthusiastic. Before the premiere, there has been more than one fight over which scene the two adults go to. In order to appease the audience, I have to split the two of you. But our movie is very short, only one hour and 36 minutes. Please, boss. This is Our group's first movie, the first premiere ceremony, will never need two platforms in the future, really, we even counted on looking for ghosts, our future is bright."

Chen Fuyi didn't really want to be separated from his little sword spirit, but Xia Li didn't care about it for these two hours, he waved his hand and said to Chen Fuyi: "We are in the Artifact Zone, if we talk about the topic of Artifact Spirit, wouldn't it be appropriate for you? Oh."

Chen Fuyi had no choice but to keep the air pressure low and walked to the special area of ​​the cultivation world.

The monks who were lucky enough to get to the premiere scene were startled by Elder Chen's gloomy aura before they had time to be happy.

"Hiss, I'm a little scared."

"It seems like I'm going to be hit by a sword in the next second, help me, I'm just a salted fish monk who hasn't even reached the Nascent Soul Stage."

"What happened, Elder Chen seems very unhappy."

"Ahem, then, I didn't get the tickets for the premiere. The sisters of the resentful race saw it outside. They said that it was because Elder Chen and Xia Li were separated at the premiere, so Elder Chen was not very happy."

"Good guy, if it's for this reason, I can suddenly do it again."

"Ah, let him go, let him go. I can imagine this candy, let him go!"

"But the sword spirit said that they only have a special tool spirit area, and non-tool spirits should not enter."

"Hey? I'm starting to envy the Qi Ling zone. Will there be any hot topics? Are there any sisters who have good Qi Ling sisters? Quickly ask, quickly ask."

"Don't worry, don't worry, I'm asking."

Chen Fuyi listened to the monks who thought they were whispering, but they were actually talking very clearly, and became interested in what Xia Li would talk next door.

What will his little sword spirit discuss with other weapon spirits?

Before the premiere ceremony started, some movie PVs were played repeatedly on the big screen, and the same PV was played three times. The monk who said "I'm asking" just now finally got the first-hand information.

"Eh..." The young monk looked at the long text in the chat box and hesitated for a moment, "Is the maintenance of the weapon spirit so complicated?"

"What?" The monk next to him was anxious, "What kind of maintenance are you referring to?"

"It's just an ordinary maintenance process. It's a page full of thousands of words. The most common words I see are Diliuzhi essence and Nanhai shark silk, and then the exclamation of my clever friend: 'It's so pet, So petted, so petted—'."

"..."

"That is to say, what dimension might be different between the sweet pets in the eyes of Qi Ling sisters and ours?"

"That's the essence of the emperor's juice. It's really a favorite. Anyway, it's something I can't afford."

"Who wants to see this? My pants are all ready, why don't I just hug and hold them high?"

"It seems... really not."

"Watch a movie, sister, there are in the movie."

Chen Fuyi, who was listening to the conversation of the monks, lowered his eyes slightly, and the corners of his mouth slowly curled up.

Quite cute.

"Does anyone feel that Elder Chen's terrifying aura is gone?"

"It seems to be, why?"

"Whatever his reason, let's start, watch a movie."

Just in time, the host of the premiere, a South Sea Merman, began to say the first and last sentence of the entire premiere.

"Now, let's start watching the movie "Looking for the Sword."