The kiss thing

"Okay, okay, Xiao Yun, don't say anything that the old man can't understand! By the way, does Xiao Jiang have a girlfriend?" Well, Song Xiao really felt that he was pushed from one pit of fire to another. In a fire pit, he can predict what the next question will turn.

"Grandpa Xiao, how could there be? Occasionally, some women in the army are of the female type. I just came back, and I haven't had time to see girls in real life. Besides, the type I like is that I don't have to. Song Xiao is so cute, it can't be too bad." Song Xiao has reason to suspect that Jiang Han is taking revenge and insists on pulling him to block the gun.

"A person like Xiao Jiang naturally doesn't have to worry about his girlfriend. It's Song Xiao from my family, alas... I don't know what to say. His mother found him a blind date two days ago, and we just met. , so I don’t know that the sentence didn’t agree, and it broke up in the end. I heard that this child was also poured with wine?”

Grandpa, I really don't know where you bought such "accurate" news for a dime?

"This is a misunderstanding."

"This is a misunderstanding." There is still an echo of the co-author.

Song Xiao looked at Jiang Han who was also looking at him beside him, shrugged and said, "Okay, the organization will give you a chance to redeem your crimes, so you can confess yourself."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but everyone involuntarily put down their chopsticks at this time, the scene was unbelievably quiet, but their ears were all pricked up, and their eyes began to glow.Oh, except for the joy of the little doll drinking milk, Song Xiao was worried that he would choke.

"Actually, I was there when Song Xiao went on a blind date. I just saw a female classmate who was not in the army. Then I had a little conflict with the female classmate. Song Xiao was accidentally implicated, so he was thrown with wine." After Jiang Han finished speaking, he took a sip of soup and pretended not to see the "please explain" in everyone's eyes.

Song Xiao turned this sentence in his head three times, well, this is barely enough to explain the cause and the result clearly, but no matter how you listen to it, it feels a little uncomfortable!Is it too concise?

"Ahem, then that's the way it is," the old man of the Xiao family pretended to cough twice, although the eyes of the whole person looking at Jiang Han were full of gossiping love. "Song Xiao always doesn't say anything, and it really makes us have to think about it."

Song Xiao, who was eating shrimp, was shot while lying down.

"By the way, since Xiao Jiang knows all about it, he must have seen Song Xiao's blind date." Xiao Hui glanced at Song Xiao who lowered his head and pretended to be a mushroom, "What kind of person is that woman? I heard that two people We had a good chat, why is it inappropriate?"

"Oh, so that's really Song Xiao's blind date!" Jiang Han seemed to suddenly realize that the fake Song Xiao almost got his throat stuck from eating fish. "I'm not sure yet. When I first saw it, I thought it was Song Xiao's aunt or something. It turns out that Song Xiao likes this kind of mature type!"

"Jiang Han, you are enough!" Song Xiao said in a low voice, stepping on Jiang Han's feet.

"Song Xiao, what's wrong with you? Is the fishbone stuck in your throat? The expression is so ferocious?" Jiang Han said while reaching out to pat Song Xiao's back, it was that Song Xiao whose strength was so ambiguous had goose bumps all over his body.

"Song Xiao, in fact, you don't have to worry about anything. Generally, if the more mature ones are not overflowing with maternal love, they don't like to grow up like you. Well, that, I don't mean that, do you understand?" Xiao Hui's expression is sincere Eighty or ninety percent, Song Xiao might consider what he meant by saying this.

He had no idea what bastard Xiao would mean!

Song Xiao poked the rice in the bowl, and squinted at Xiao Hui and Xiao Yun, wondering what they were talking about. Before today, he firmly believed that these two had never had such an intimate moment, let alone head to head. Happy siblings standing shoulder to shoulder!Was it when he didn't know that the two of them had been tearing apart since they were young?

"By the way, Xiao Hui, did you say that the new girl from your police station is nice and has a good personality?" Song Xiao's aunt never forgot to care about Song Xiao's lifelong affairs when coaxing the spitting baby. It really hurts Song Xiao's liver.

Xiao Hui is naturally a sensible person, so he patted his chest and said solemnly: "That girl is now a flower in our police station, no problem! This matter is on my shoulders, and the little girl now is like Song Xiao. [-]% of things can be done!"

The only problem is that it’s on you!Song Xiao put down the bowl after eating the last bite of rice, and when he picked up the mung bean cake, he almost broke the mung bean cake!This is a big taboo for a foodie who loves food!Song Xiao looked at the mung bean cake dregs on the table, his eyes were frozen.

"Let's eat." Song Xiao looked at the intact mung bean cake in the bowl, and then at Jiang Han, the treacherous and weird villain smiling beside him, and felt that such a delicious cake was a bit hard to eat...

If you don't have anything to show your courtesy, the so-called rape is theft.

"I just think it's so pitiful and meaningless for you to miss that little scum." Jiang Han's words are very normal in the eyes of others. Looking at Song Xiao's seven aunts and eight aunts, they are all smiling. Nodding, eyes are full: "Xiao Jiang is so gentle, so gentle."

Completely ignoring Song Xiao's increasingly dark complexion.

"Bastard!" Song Xiao leaned close to Jiang Han, pulled down Jiang Han's hand on his thigh, said with a smile on his face, gritted his teeth coldly, "Where is your hoof?"

"What's the matter?" The bastard who was caught was completely playing his role as a hooligan, without changing his expression and his tone without any ups and downs, even with a little smile, "Song Xiao, you should eat less, you can still be caught in this state. It is called a baby face, if you eat it, it will be a big cake face, and finding a girlfriend is just a delusion."

"Also," Jiang Han tapped Song Xiao's abdomen with his unrepressed other hand, with a clear expression on his face, "Look, you already have a small belly."

This guy is a fucking rogue bastard plus 10086! !

Song Xiao stood up abruptly: "I'm full."

Only the smiling and happy Jiang Han and a piece of mung bean cake were left out.

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