The kiss thing

There is always someone to refresh your endurance without a lower limit.This person is undoubtedly Jiang Han to Song Xiao Lai Shuo, there is no second person.

Playing hooligans so aboveboard, at least in Song Xiao's memory, there is really no second person who has such abilities.

"Can't I change my clothes myself?"

As if hearing something incredible, Jiang Han said in amazement: "Can you see the back? The main purpose of wearing a suit is for others to see. A person's status and status are all set off by a suit. you……"

"I need to remind you, I'm just a high school teacher, not some political elite, and the people I wear in suits are also the group of brats who don't have any aesthetics, so there's no need to be so rigorous." Song Xiao looked impatient, really I don't know if this person came out of the army, why are there so many dress requirements?This person really forgot that he went to the western restaurant while wearing military uniform pants during the blind date!

"Song Xiao, what are you afraid of if you're all men? I'll let you change your clothes, and you don't have to take off your clothes! It's so frustrating!" Jiang Han pulled Song Xiao up unbearably, "At worst, you can change in the bedroom, and then come out and let me see. one look!"

Song Xiao holding the suit really hates Jiang Han so much that he has a toothache, Jiang Han said so, if he changed clothes in the bedroom, it would be saying that he was narrow-minded, but just changing it in front of Jiang Han, it was so cheap. People, it made him feel stuck in his heart.

Jiang Han was still urging him impatiently, Song Xiao looked at him, gritted his teeth, took off his shirt, and walked towards the bedroom with a natural expression on his suit.

"It's really a white chicken." Jiang Han's words were really the most toneless words he had ever said to Song Xiao, but such an affirmative sentence in such an ordinary tone made him even more angry!

Song Xiao turned around, looked at Jiang Han who was looking at him casually, gritted his teeth and said, "Has anyone ever said that it's best not to speak ill of others in person?"

"Really?" Jiang Han tilted his head and pretended to think, but his eyes looked at Song Xiao's half-revealed figure from head to toe, "I just heard that people who speak ill of people behind their backs are hypocrites."

Jiang Han, you level [-] bastard!

Song Xiao slammed the bedroom door directly.

Jiang Han rubbed his nose funnyly at Song Xiao's loud noise. Song Xiao's figure was about the same as he imagined. He didn't have any muscles that were exercised, but he didn't look skinny and skinny. He looked a little fleshy. The meat is flat on the belly, without a small belly. Thinking of the touch of the place he touched last time, it was soft and very comfortable to the touch.

Jiang Han felt that he was already full of ideas. After coming back, every time he saw Song Xiao, he couldn't help but wanted to provoke this person, just like when he was young, he always wanted to dress him up as a girl It's not because of Song Xiao's women's clothing, but because of Song Xiao's tearful, pitiful and angry look when he is being bullied.

In the past, the compound of the military region was full of a group of brats who climbed trees and beat birds’ eggs, and there was always no clean place on their bodies. Song Xiao was simply an anomaly. These brats are mentally under pressure, but they dropped this porcelain doll-like child, including Jiang Han himself, who dare not think that such a clean child is like them, making himself completely covered Dirty!

That is subconscious rejection, and at the same time of rejection, there is a new game to play with this porcelain doll.

Although Jiang Han also felt that what they did at that time was indeed a bit too much, otherwise no one would leave a number or something after Song Xiao moved away, and would not dare to contact this person.Jiang Han now thinks of himself at that time and feels that he has no guts. If he knows that Song Xiao is still so interesting when he grows up, how could he have missed so many years to find the greatest joy in life.

Although Jiang Han doesn't have any aesthetic vision, the clothes are really good. Although Song Xiao doesn't know what brand it is, he can still see the price on the label.He has reason to suspect that Jiang Han sent him this dress with a label on purpose. For Jiang Han, a real villain, no matter how bad it is, it should be said.

Jiang Han came to his house because he simply paid for his clothes?How can it be? !At least now Jiang Han has seen his half naked body.

When Song Xiaozhen finished putting on his suit, he felt weird looking in the mirror, as if he was not himself anymore, then he opened the bedroom door and went out.

What he saw almost made him hit the wall!How could he think that Jiang Han would just wait for him at the door like this!Where did he get such confidence!Is his brain believed by Jiang Han after being eaten as a tofu brain? !

Jiang Han was sitting innocently on the sofa, with mung bean cake leftovers on his mouth, he couldn't figure out why Song Xiao's face was as black as the suit he was wearing when he changed clothes, and then put the mung bean cake left in his mouth Swallowing it down, racking my brains, I couldn't figure out where to offend the biting rabbit again, so I could only ask cautiously: "What's wrong?"

Song Xiao ignored him, staring straight at Jiang Han's throat swallowing up and down, his Adam's apple moved, just like his palms loosening and clenching, he forced his eyes to turn to the plastic little Inside the box, there is only a piece of mung bean cake lying there pitifully, in danger of death at any time.

Following Song Xiao's gaze, Jiang Han probably guessed what made this person a harbinger of a storm, so he opened his hands left and right, and said in a tone he thought was particularly embarrassing: "I'm hungry."

"Gollum."

Song Xiao looked down at the source of the sound just now, and then raised his head expressionlessly: "What a coincidence, I am too."

The reality is cruel, because Song Xiao doesn't know how to cook, there is no food in the house that can be eaten immediately, the only thing left is the mung bean cake that Song Xiao's aunt asked his uncle to bring over, oh, now it is the only piece.

"That's what my aunt did." When Song Xiao approached Jiang Han, what he said was cold.

Jiang Han rarely dared to say anything, just nodded slightly, he knew that he tasted it just now at the first bite.

"It's just a small box." Song Xiao carefully held the plastic box, the only piece inside was trembling.

Jiang Han still nodded, yes, he knew, and he also knew that there was only a small piece left.

Song Xiao put the plastic box away from Jiang Han, picked up the pillow on the sofa and smashed it at Jiang Han: "You nod, nod, nod, nod, you!! Do you know that I am left It takes almost a week to eat such a small box, I just got it back today!!! Jiang Han, you are such a bastard!! You bastard bastard bastard!!!"

When a foodie is angry, especially when he is hungry, his fighting power is beyond the charts!It is impossible for Jiang Han to be unscathed under the attack of the pillow.

So Jiang Han took out the pillow in Song Xiao's hand and shouted: "I'll make it for you again!" This time is really not brilliant, with crumpled clothes and two goose feathers on his head.Then the battle was fixed at this moment, at Song Xiao's stunned expression.

Jiang Han threw down the goose feather casually, and walked towards the kitchen with a grumpy expression.

He figured it out, don't mess with anyone, don't mess with a foodie, and don't eat foodie food, especially if it's a foodie's favorite.

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