Push that god!

Old man Sun, who was coaxing Tongtong to obey, suddenly heard a roar from the direction of the backyard: "It's not good, someone fell into the cesspit."

Old man Sun quickly put Tongtong on the ground and let him play in the room obediently.

When approaching the latrine, I only heard bursts of thumping and moaning in pain. I stepped forward and saw that old man Sun's old face was wrinkled like a chrysanthemum, pinching his nose, clenching his teeth, and With lips closed and eyes narrowed into a slit, a person fell into the neck-deep septic tank, his whole body was dirty and smelly, and he was really called green shit.

The man was trying his best to breathe with his neck up, and his arms were still flapping like two shit sticks.

Old man Sun was almost vomited out on the spot by the stench that hit his face. He took a closer look and found that the person inside was not his neighbor Huang Changquan. The old man didn't like being called Huang old man. Replaced by the old man.

I don't know why I fell into my own cesspool today.

The old man Huang, who was scurrying around on the spot, immediately quieted down when he saw Old Man Sun coming, with a ferocious expression on his face, wishing to open his mouth to swallow him in one gulp, coupled with the background color of yellow feces, it was indescribably funny.

Old man Huang spat, old man Sun immediately turned his head, held his nose and took a few steps back. Although the two families were neighbors in the neighborhood, although there was a verbal argument, the most urgent task was to find a way to get the person out of the septic tank.

Old man Sun turned around and found a long wooden stick, and asked him to drag it up, but the old man Huang was full of impatience, bowed his head and didn't say a word, and would growl when he was silent: "Fuck, I really want to go!" You spat dog shit hard on your face. Good old man Sun, you dared to harbor people who broke into the island from outside, today I have to go to the mayor to sue you, catch you and get your stolen goods, let Everyone in the town came to see you, a hypocrite."

The old man Sun, who was scolded for being a bloody sprayer, was stunned for a moment, lowered his eyelids, suppressed the sternness in his eyes, frowned straightly, raised his head and asked in puzzlement: "What's wrong with the old man, how did he fall into the cesspit when he was fine?" I went here, ouch, what should I do."

The old man Huang stared at him with his white eyes, and said angrily: "It's not that your house has hidden someone, I came to arrest him, fell into the trick of the thief, and fell in."

After speaking, he yelled at the sky with his blue veins protruding: "Oh my God, come and take a look, old man Sun has secretly hidden a foreigner in his house, it's terrible, I'm afraid there will be no peaceful life in our town from now on La."

Old man Sun's complexion changed, and it was too late to stop him. His sharp and ear-piercing roar caused a lot of commotion. After a while, he heard strange residents rushing here from all directions.

The most dangerous place is the safest place.

At this time, Ni Chao ran for a short distance, stumbled and hurriedly hid in a pile of weeds in the backyard of the old man Huang.

Ni Chao poked his head vigilantly, listened carefully to the noises outside, rolled his eyes, and could only sigh that the time is not good.

Forgot to bring toilet paper, not to mention, even encountered a perverted voyeur, and almost yelled in shock, but the old guy didn't take advantage of it. In an emergency, he made a decisive decision, pulled the cloth on his upper body, and used Thunder Before he could cover his ears, he wiped his PP, and threw the clothes indiscriminately, just covering the old man's head, and when he couldn't see, he grabbed the waistband of his trousers and ran out, taking advantage of the opportunity and not forgetting to kick him.

As for what happened next, I can only blame the old man for his bad luck. Who told you to spy on other people's PP indiscriminately? Be careful.

Ni Chao sat with his legs crossed in the gap between the haystacks, messed up the surrounding grass with his hands, and only glanced outside through the gap. Seeing that no one was approaching, he was relieved, and leaned on the haystack to catch his breath for a while.

Randomly flipped through the things that were left beside the toilet in a hurry. At that time, due to the emergency, he saw something familiar, so he grabbed it along the way. At this moment, he saw that these were not the ones brought by him when he crossed over, weeds Tops woven from branches, animal skins, and branches of unknown wood.

To Ni Chao's surprise, a package was also attached as a gift. When he opened it, he found that there were about three or four days' worth of rations in it.

……

The future is dark, the supplies are scarce, and the town is full of mystery. Is there anything more tragic than this?

Ni Chao thumped his leg, bared his teeth, and silently spat out a mouthful of Ling Xiao's blood. All the gods in the future are floating clouds.

My own precipice is the saddest one in crossing the tide.

After a while, the backyard next door immediately became very lively, and the noisy sound spread far away.

Ni Chao frowned and listened with his ears closed. He vaguely heard someone angrily say, "Old man Sun, is this true?"

The old man Huang interjected angrily: "My old man's eyes are not dim yet."

He poked his eyes hard with both hands: "It's true, he must be a young man, tell me how many years we haven't had outsiders come to our island."

The small yard was full of people, covering their noses one after another, staying far away from the old man Huang, it was so smelly, an elephant could be suffocated to death.

Old man Sun's eyes were red with anxiety, and he waved his hands again and again: "Impossible."

He said anxiously: "Hey, you also know that the old man and I have always had a little friction. Today we can quarrel over your chickens stealing rice from my field, and tomorrow we will quarrel over his pigs. When he left my house, we had to argue a few words, but today he suddenly appeared in my septic tank, and I have no idea what happened."

The town is not big, and the ancestors have lived here for generations, and the neighbors are familiar with each other, so I don't know what's going on between them.

When the residents are free, they just gather in groups of three or four, the east family is regular, the west family is short, chatting to pass the time.

The matter of the two families is clear.

Old man Huangsun's family didn't know when, they didn't like each other, and they often argued for nothing. At first, the mayor even came forward to mediate, but after a lot of times, he just let them go.

Hearing this, he looked at the old man Huang with hesitation, and asked uncertainly, "Do you have any evidence?"

The old man Huang stood in the cesspit, wrinkled his old face in dissatisfaction, snorted triumphantly, and said firmly: "Of course there is evidence."

As he spoke, he bent down, as if he was looking for something in the dirty septic tank.

Fuck, this dung pile is getting stronger, what the hell is going on, I can't help it until I see everyone.

Some people were so frightened that they couldn't stand the filthy scene and ran away to retch.

The person who couldn't stand it beat him with a stick: "Just do it, and get out of here quickly."

There are many things in the latrine more than one meter deep, and it is not easy to find, but he was dragged up angrily and pushed back to no avail.

The air was filled with a nasty smell, it was so unpleasant, the smell was getting closer and closer, Ni Chao pinched his nose tightly, and even stopped breathing.

Xin said, this whole garbage factory is like a bunker.

After the unpleasant smell gradually dissipated, Ni Chao put one hand on his knees, tilted his head, and felt suspicious in his heart. The sound of quarreling in his ears was really weird.

The more I thought about it, the more something went wrong, something seemed to flash through my mind, so fast that I didn't even have a chance to catch it.

He changed his posture, put his head in his hands, pondered for a while, and suddenly found that those voices sounded very old, with an old feeling.

This is absolutely unscientific. I always like to join in the fun. Aren't the gossips all married women who have given birth to babies, and old ladies who have nothing to do when they are free?

Ni Chao dared to swear by his integrity that those voices just now definitely did not have the voice of a woman, not even the voice of an 80-year-old old lady.

...!

There is a kingdom of daughters in Journey to the West, could it be that I traveled to the kingdom of men, or more appropriately, the kingdom of old men.

...!

Ni Chao was so startled that he almost jumped up on the spot, but unfortunately the hiding place was too narrow, so he could only jump silently in his heart.

A mouthful of blood reached the throat and was swallowed back. Who gave birth to Tongtong?Old man V old man = have a child!

Next door to Mary, the owner of the haystack and the old man next door couldn't be a husband and wife, which caused the rift between the two to grow wider and wider, and finally they fell in love and killed each other.

It is precisely because of such an earth-shattering secret that the town hides from the world, hides no traces, and is unknown to outsiders, so outsiders are so repelled from intrusion.

...!

It must be the wrong posture of my time travelling.

Only worse, there is no worst tragedy.

Ni Chao rubbed his legs that had become numb due to sitting in the pan for too long, slowly stood up, bent his body, and leaned against the wall of the haystack, listening to the movement with his ears.

I wiped the sweat from my forehead, the air was not circulating, it was uncomfortable, I touched my shriveled stomach, tightened my belt, first solved the problem of eating, and then slowly groped.

You can't die here in vain, one day, I will become a god and a Buddha, and chop up that damned garbage.

At this moment, the angry Ni Chao made a major decision in his heart. In the future, he should keep a low profile, persevere tenaciously, work hard, and embark on the cynical and long road of revenge.

...!

The main god, who is far above the sky, expresses that there are pears and trees.