God, I want to sleep with you

I made an appointment before to hold an offline event with the colorful singers, so this weekend, the offline event will be held in Dongshi.

The famous shopkeeper and headquarters are in Dongshi, but the singers are from all corners of the country, so it is impossible to "collect" all of them, but Gu Mingchao is well organized, and there are quite a lot of people who come. Xiaojiu and Mr. Li are It is more than an hour's drive from the city of Dongshi. Ye Liangchen and Weilan belong to Jinshi, and the high-speed rail only takes two hours. Others are Wenjun from the imperial capital, snail powder and Aluo from Guangdong and Guangxi, ghost hands Renxin is in the neighboring city of Dongshi, plus Haidilao and Laoganma, who compose music, there are ten people in total, and the offline basketball game will be played together.

Originally, Shan Jia also wanted to participate in the basketball game. After all, he also likes to play basketball very much, but when discussing in the group, everyone said that they were afraid of bumps or something. After insisting again and again, he was still counted as a substitute...

Then it is said that the shopkeeper and the planner will also come over, so there will be a lot of people in the event. Gu Mingchao rented a bus specially and arranged hotel rooms for everyone. Anyway, it is all kinds of landlords, and the event plan is like this , Gather in the hotel lobby at noon, and then set off to have a barbecue. After the barbecue is over, I will go to play a basketball game at three o'clock in the afternoon. Gu Mingchao has already contacted the basketball court and referee of a nearby middle school. to eat.

It was over when I came here, but the shopkeeper said that since everyone is here, why not hold an offline meeting and sing a song before leaving...

Then everyone said one after another: As expected of the shopkeeper, you are really skinny, but if you don't make an appointment, we won't make an appointment.

After all, I am very tired after playing basketball!And we all have to go back on Sunday to prepare for work and class on Monday!

So under everyone's insistence, the offline meet-and-greet was still not held. For this reason, the shopkeeper was very sorry, and posted a Weibo saying:

@Please call me shopkeeper female big king: Oh, everyone’s wings are stiff, and those who want to hold an offline meeting have rejected me [slap in the face] and want you to meet Mr. Ming’s real person, he is the first reject [doge]

People who don't know the truth come up to eat melons and are filled with righteous indignation:

"Damn it, how dare you refuse the shopkeeper and whip them! Drag them one by one!"

"Shopkeeper, they are so bold, they are planning to rebel!"

"Why are you saying no! We're going to meet and greet! We're going to send you money! [Poor]"

"I want to see President Ming and my sister-in-law! I want to see Boss Li and Sister Jiu! Why did you refuse, crying!"

"I want to see my brother [erha] brother, in order to prove that you are really the sensual Hades, please go offline, please [erha]"

Then Wei Lan's big mouth suddenly slipped:

@蓝蓝_blueV: Because we spontaneously organized an offline basketball game!The shopkeeper just wants to take the opportunity to exploit us!No appointment, playing basketball is already very tiring! //@Please call me shopkeeper Queen: Alas, everyone’s wings are stiff, and those who want to hold an offline meeting have rejected me [slap in the face] and want you to meet Mr. Ming’s real person, he the first to refuse [doge]

fan:

"Wow, it's even more extreme, okay! I didn't notify us of my private gathering!!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

"You guys also sell tickets for the basketball game [erha] please [erha]"

"It's okay not to sing, and I'd like to watch the male god play basketball, anyway, I'm addicted to sensuality [doge]"

"For external ticket sales +1"

"You people who don't want to make progress, don't even want to give you money! Dad is so mad!"

Those who participated in the offline party of the sensual group specially set up a discussion group. When Wenjun sent this screenshot to the discussion group, everyone:

Xiao Jiu: ...

Mr. Li: ...

Snail noodles: ...

Arlo: ...

Ye Liangchen: There is a traitor among us...

Guishourenxin: It's you again @蓝蓝

Ming Dynasty Rain Passes: @蓝蓝I haven’t settled the account with you last time. When we meet, we will settle the old account and the new account together:)

Azure: ………

Wei Lan: As long as we don’t disclose the location, it’s fine!Which girl is so powerful that she can even know this!

Xiaojiu: But the problem is that you caused public outrage, you didn’t see that girls even want to buy tickets to watch us play basketball...

A small fan: Hahahahahaha, I admire the popularity of all male gods.

Snail noodles: you pay for the barbecue

Azure: ...

Azure: Silence, it is Nanjing Yangtze River Bridge tonight

Ye Liangchen: Don't pretend to be dead

Arlo: Don't pretend to be dead +1

Azure: Alright [failure]

In the end, the shopkeeper stepped forward to appease the fans:

@Please call me shopkeeper 女大王: Girls, stay safe, there will be an official concert in July, and everyone will come. This time, the offline basketball game is spontaneously organized by the Han papers. I just want to relax and get together We are together, so I'm sorry that we can't let everyone watch, and please respect everyone's singing and see you, don't disturb them, thank you everyone. PS: There will be photos released later, please be prepared for your eyes [doge]

Most of the fans are quite sensible and sensible, and expressed their understanding one after another, saying:

"Forget it, just tell the shopkeeper, playing basketball will definitely make your eyes hot, we still don't go [white eyes]"

"Okay, okay, go play basketball, I'll see you again in July~"

"Borrowing a sentence from the chief fan of Ming Dynasty: Stay closer to the music works of the male gods, and stay away from the private lives of the male gods."

"July is July, but will my brother come in July? Will my sister-in-law come when my brother comes? I want to see my brother and sister-in-law show their love and hug me tightly [doge]"

Shan Jia saw the shopkeeper’s Weibo, and flipped through the comments below. While being amused by the girls, she was also surprised by the one who called her, and said to Gu Mingchao who was sorting out the files:

"Senior, so many people want to see me go to the concert...why is that, do you just want to see me and you show our affection live?"

Gu Mingchao stretched out his hand to pat his head without raising his head: "Maybe it's for torture, I want to hear you sing."

Shan Jia laughed loudly: "Can you still have a good relationship! If you catch up with me, you won't be favored, right? You can spoil me, right! Hmph!"

Gu Mingchao raised the corner of his lips, pressed the back of his head and kissed him on the face: "Anyway, they can't hear it if they want to hear it, so I won't let them hear it!"

Shan Jia still smiled, and asked again: "Then will you go in July?"

"Go, I didn't go before because I was busy with work, and I was afraid that the fans would be too obsessed after watching me, which would affect their study and work." Gu Mingchao said solemnly.

Shan Jia knew that what he said was not exaggerated, and he didn't embarrass him, so he asked, "What about now? Don't you think you can't get over your face?"

"I'm yours now. Those who have a master can't think about it."

"Oh." (ω)