God, I want to sleep with you

At noon, Shan Jia went to the company canteen for lunch with two female colleagues.

Their company canteen is shared by several companies, so there are many people eating, and many of them are employees of other companies. Then Nana talked to him about science:

"One of the companies we ate with was from Wanheng Trading upstairs, and the other was from Tianxing Accounting Firm. Let me tell you, there are many female occupations in Wanheng Trading, but few of them are good-looking. Male employees, so they always covet the men of our company and Tianxing, such as our two directors, Mr. Gu and Mr. Jiang. Mr. Jiang is often outside, so he comes less often. Mr. Gu spends more time in the company and comes to the cafeteria more. , They always sit next to him intentionally or unintentionally, trying to strike up a conversation with him, it's annoying!"

After Shan Jia heard this, she couldn't help raising her Q-version middle finger in her heart: Come on, draw your sword, rivals in love!

In the afternoon, Jiang Bie asked him to sort out the customer's information, and he sorted it out all afternoon, and his position happened to be facing north, so the door was diagonally opposite, and he could see clearly when Gu Mingchao walked in and out. The next time Gu Mingchao appeared, he would always go crazy in his heart:

"My male god is just so handsome, even the way he walks is so elegant."

"My male god is so good-looking, and the hand holding the document is so good-looking, I really want to lick rp"

"Senior is really amazing, even the way he trains people is so cool!"

"I'm going to have dinner with my senior later, I'm really excited just thinking about it (/ω＼)"

His heart fluttered all afternoon, and he simulated having dinner with Gu Mingchao all afternoon, and almost simulated N versions, such as:

Version [-]: The two of us were eating steak elegantly in a high-end western restaurant. As we ate, the elegant violin played and the candles were shining brightly. The senior looked at me who was so handsome and lovely, and suddenly took my hand, took out a box of rings, and said : "Jiajia, in fact, I have been secretly in love with you for a long time, please marry me..."

Version [-]: We drank beer and ate barbecue at a barbecue stand. We chatted and chatted until we were in college. The senior looked at me, who was handsome and cute under the moonlight, and suddenly took out a box of rings... No, no, a place like a barbecue stand is not suitable To propose, why not just take out a bunch of grilled chicken hearts and say: "Jiajia, look, this is your heart, this is mine, we will string together a bunch of clover, a bunch of concentric circles... "

Version [-]: The two of us are at the senior’s home. The senior put on an apron and specially cooked a table of dishes for me. The senior looked at me who was so handsome and lovely under the light, and suddenly pushed me against the wall. The stern nobleman's voice said to me: "Don't play with fire, otherwise, you will put out the fire you lit..." Then, he pressed my hand between his legs...

Ahh!

Shan Jia coughed suddenly: No, no, why did I suddenly start driving?No, no, no, be reserved and not lewd, this is not in line with the core values ​​of socialism.

...But thinking about it makes me feel so enjoyable hahahahahaha!

"Shan Jia, Shan Jia!" Nana pushed Shan Jia, trying to wake him up, but she pushed him to the ground with too much force, and only heard:

"boom!"

One second, Shan Jia was immersed in the happiness of being on the high-speed rail with his senior, and the next second he fell to the ground in a dizzy motion, his eyes staring blankly at the ceiling:

who I am?where am I?what am i doing?

"Shan Jia?" A familiar voice came, and Shan Jia suddenly raised his head, and sure enough, he saw two long legs not far away, and looking up along the long legs, Gu Mingchao's handsome face was showing looked at himself with doubts.

Shan Jia: ...

Damn it!Nana, you know that you are strong, so don't push me so hard anymore!It's so embarrassing now! ! !The male god saw that I fell on my back, what should I do? Waiting online is extremely urgent! ! !

Shan Jia blushed, and tried to struggle to stand up, but his chair was a computer chair that could turn, with armrests on both sides, and he fell backwards on the ground with the chair, and couldn't stand up for a while. , the more he struggled, the more he couldn't stand up, like a tortoise that was turned over, trying to scratch its limbs, but couldn't stand up.

Shan Jia: Well, I'm not alive anymore, I'm going to die now, again!See!

Seeing his funny appearance, Gu Mingchao couldn't help laughing, and almost laughed out loud, but he couldn't make a sound, walked over quickly, bent down, and took Shan Jia's hand, while Nana supported him chair, and the two helped him up together.

As soon as Shan Jia stood up, she immediately stood up straight and looked away, pretending that nothing happened just now, and said seriously: "Well, I was doing exercise just now, thank you Mr. Gu."

The only trick after embarrassment is to pretend it never happened!I don't listen to what you say!

Gu Mingchao had a mysterious smile on his face: "Okay... I'm off work, do you want to go together?"

"Well, okay." Shan Jia still tried to keep calm, crying like a dog in his heart:

The male god must think that I am stupid, and he will never think that I am handsome and cute anymore!Those versions one, two, three, four, five are no longer needed!cry!