God, I want to sleep with you

Then Shan Jia took a screenshot of the chat record with Gu Mingchao and mosaiced the key information and posted it on Weibo:

@一个小色子: Show everyone the true face of a certain great god [smile] [screenshot]

The hot reviews simply exploded:

"Fuck, is this great god my brother?! I don't believe it!"

"Isn't my brother a gentle and doting big brother character? When did he become a domineering president? It's unscientific!"

"This may be a fake brother_(:з"∠)_"

"Brother may have drunk fake wine, anyway, it's not my brother [erha]"

"Shut up to explode! [Fa Xin]"

"'If you dare to complain, I will fuck you'...Damn it, my brother is really amazing when he talks about love _(:з」∠)_"

"Imagine my brother using that voice to say to his sister-in-law 'If you dare to complain, fuck you'... Fuck, my nose bleeds [erha]"

After get off work, Shan Jia went to Gu Mingchao's house in his car.

Gu Mingchao had already bought a house on the second ring road. Before Shan Jia went there, he imagined his home many times—it must be the kind of decoration that is elegant and simple, with modern colors, and the home is clean and tidy, completely different from ordinary men’s homes. .

When he arrived at Gu Mingchao's residence, he realized that he was wrong _(:з」∠)_

The decoration of Gu Mingchao's residence is very simple, just like the model house released by the developer when he advertised, but the house is not so neat and clean_(:з」∠)_

There are magazines and unwashed coffee cups on the coffee table, the coats worn earlier are on the sofa, the kitchen has obviously not been turned on for a long time, unwashed clothes, pants and socks are placed on the washing machine in the bathroom...

Although not sloppy, it is still a normal man's house.

Shan Jia took a tour and felt that she and Bai Yi were really clean blue children... especially Bai Yi, who was so virtuous, whoever married back would be the winner in life.

"Sit down, I'll cook." Gu Mingchao patted his head.

"You go, I'll clean up the house for you." Shan Jia stuck out her tongue at him with a smile, "Although I'm not as virtuous as Bai Yi, I can still clean up the house."

Gu Mingchao looked around his residence and said calmly, "Is it dirty?"

"... Isn't it dirty?"

"So, look, I just need someone to clean up the house for me, Jiajia, when will you come?"

"Uh... I'm a little hungry, why don't you cook, senior?" Shan Jia wittily changed the subject.

Gu Mingchao bent the corners of his lips, but did not poke him: "Okay."

Then Gu Mingchao was cooking in the kitchen, Shan Jia cleaned up the house for him, and by the way entered Gu Mingchao's bedroom in the name of cleaning up the house—oh, the bedroom has such a strong personal atmosphere of a senior!There is also a little shower gel smell!smell good!

Shan Jia sneaked into the bedroom stealthily, then closed the door gently, and finally jumped onto Gu Mingchao's big bed, buried her face in the bed, and smiled shyly and foolishly by herself——

Hahahaha the bed of a male god!I have wanted N for a long time!It's full of male god's breath, it smells so good, Su exploded!

Then he climbed into the bed and used various poses to simulate Gu Mingchao sleeping on the bed. He was so idiotic.

Later, he was afraid that Gu Mingchao would find out, so he came down reluctantly. As soon as he came down, Gu Mingchao opened the door and walked in:

"Jiajia... um? What are you doing?"

Shan Jia who is still wearing shoes: ...

"Uh...it's okay, I felt a stone in my shoe, so I took it off and dumped it."

Gu Mingchao glanced at the quilt on his bed that was obviously different from the one before he left this morning, and vaguely guessed what this little idiot did on his bed, but he didn't say anything, and smiled and said: "Okay, come out quickly, I made sweet and sour fish, come and taste the sweet and sour."

"Okay." Shan Jia breathed a sigh of relief in his heart—hehehe, fortunately, it would be embarrassing to be caught by the male god.

He bounced and ran to the kitchen to taste the taste, and found that Gu Mingchao's craftsmanship was not bad!Not as good as Luo Baiyi, but still pretty good!He immediately praised without hesitation: "Senior, your craftsmanship is very good, much better than I imagined!"

"You think I'm you?" Gu Mingchao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and stretched out his hand to pinch his cheek, "I don't have the skill of a chef, but it's okay, right?"

"Yeah!" Shan Jia nodded vigorously, and laughed, "I underestimated you." Then he said, "Then I thought, there is no such perfect man in the world, who is handsome, good-looking, and has a nice voice. How about singing and cooking?"

That's a 100% perfect man, okay?

Mary Su novels dare not write like this!

Gu Mingchao was amused by his words, and said: "Not necessarily, for example, I am also quite sloppy, and I need you to clean up the house for me; for example, I often have a strong desire to control and possess, and I admit it."

Shan Jia thought for a while, then snickered and said, "I remembered that there was a line in a song you sang that said: 'Don't you know that my cut is also black', so realistic."

The appearance is very gentle and gentle, but in fact, in private, he is black-bellied and domineering, with a bit of ghost...

But this setting is very interesting, isn't it!

After hearing what he said, Gu Mingchao couldn't help laughing out loud: "Okay, let's stop talking, come and serve the dishes, let's eat."

"Okay." After all the dishes were brought to the table, Shan Jia suddenly remembered, took out his mobile phone and said, "Wait! I want to take a photo and post it on Weibo!"

Gu Mingchao rubbed his face: "Let's take a picture, make it look better, and say: 'You don't have to eat the dishes my husband cooks'."

Shan Jia blushed suddenly: "I don't want to..." Then, he found the best angle to take a picture, and then added a filter to Weibo:

@一个小色子: These are all made by the male god @明朝雨过, everyone come to my house for dinner when you have time. [picture]

Hot comment says:

"Oh, oh, my brother cooks well! I envy my sister-in-law! My sister-in-law is so happy!"

"I think of my sister-in-law's 'Charcoal Roasted Chicken Wings' [Erha]"

"'My family'→_→Show off properly!"

"We are all free, when can we go there together?"

"My brother is handsome, beautiful, sweet, and good at cooking. He is rich, capable, and considerate. What kind of novel dares to write a character set like this!"

After dinner, Shan Jia volunteered to wash the dishes, but Gu Mingchao didn't let him go, pushed him on the sofa, and said, "You play with your phone and take a shower, I won't let you go tonight."

"Ah?" Shan Jia looked confused - what does the male god mean by this?Are you going to sleep with me? !Fuck, I'm not ready yet!He immediately jumped up and hung it on Gu Mingchao's back, and said flatteringly, "Senior, I remembered that I haven't updated the article tonight, and the saved manuscript is still in the computer...so I have to go back and update the article, or, Next time?"

Gu Mingchao smiled at him: "Oh? Then I'll ask them on Weibo, do they want to update the text or you stay with me?"

Shan Jia: ..._(:з」∠)_

It's over, today is dead.