God, I want to sleep with you

After get off work in the evening, Shan Jia got into Gu Mingchao's car and went to dinner together.

Shan Jia is a chatterbox, and he babbled on and on along the way. He and Gu Mingchao are in the same school and major, so they have a lot of common topics. They can talk about the university cafeteria, counselors, dormitories, etc., and they can make various complaints.

Then when we talked about the welcome performance, Shan Jia said: "Senior, I haven't heard you sing since that time, do you still sing now?"

He just wanted to hear Gu Mingchao sing →_→

Gu Mingchao smiled, thinking to himself, little idiot, if you want to cheat me, you are still young.Therefore, he said: "I'm too busy with work, and I haven't sung for a long time, even the guitar is a bit rusty."

Shan Jia: ...

lie!You even posted "Getaway" a few days ago!If you don't sing, you can fool anyone!

"Then senior, please sing for me. I am tone deaf, and I especially admire those who can sing!" Shan Jiaxing stared at Gu Mingchao.

Gu Mingchao glanced at him and was attracted by his star eyes. He couldn't bear to refuse at first, but now he couldn't bear to refuse even more, and said, "Okay, what do you want to hear?"

"Well... just the "Love Is Your Last resort" you sang earlier."

"Okay. But you can't dislike me if you don't sing well." Gu Mingchao also had no confidence in himself, afraid that he would not be able to control his breath while driving, and what should he do if he sang badly and disappointed the little idiot?

"It must not be, you sing, I'll listen." Shan Jia said, then remembered something, took out the phone and shook it and said, "Can I use the phone to record?"

Gu Mingchao immediately thought of something, and laughed out loud: "I don't seem to have any reason to stop you? But Jiajia, what did you record? Secretly aftertaste? My song is not so good, is it?"

"Hahaha." Shan Jia was amused, and said, "No, I'll take it back and learn it, and see if I can get rid of my singing out of tune problem."

Gu Mingchao deliberately pretended not to know, and nodded: "Okay, you can record it."

"That's great, hehehe." He wants to take it and listen to it secretly every night, the single repeats!

"Then I sang." Gu Mingchao coughed lightly and sang:

"It's hard to forget the first time I saw you/A pair of charming eyes/I can't get rid of your figure in my mind/Hold your hands and feel your tenderness/It's really breathless/I want to cherish your innocence/Seeing you I will be sad when I am wronged / I am afraid that I will fall in love with you~"

Shan Jia listened quietly, only to feel that Gu Mingchao's voice was gentle and deep. Although there was no accompaniment and no later stage, and it was in the car, the singing made him immerse himself in it, and it was like a hook, scratching his body. ear.

"Don't dare to let yourself get too close/I'm afraid I have nothing to give you/It takes a lot of courage to love you/I'm afraid I will fall in love with you/Maybe one day I can't help it/Missing only makes me suffer/Love I have to love you~" Gu Mingchao sang here, suddenly stopped for a few seconds, then laughed, and said, "Looked at the traffic lights and forgot the words behind..."

Shan Jia felt that he was going to be drunk, not only did his male god sing beautifully, but even his smiling voice was amazing!

I really want to throw his male god down and take him home to hide! ! ! !

So that night, after Shan Jia came home from dinner, he exported this audio, converted it into a video, and posted it on his Weibo, and deliberately did not cut off the following sentence:

@一个小色子: My male god's "Love is what you have to do" [兔子]

A few of his mutual fans thought it was his male god in real life, so they listened curiously, and turned to Weibo to comment on Weibo after hearing only one sentence:

@明朝家的二胖: Fuck, blah, blah, blah!this voice! ! ! !Open your mouth and kneel! ! ! ! ! !

@明朝大阳天: Nima, I thought it was who it was! ! !Brother, when did you record this piece! ! ! !

@明朝亲妹妹: Damn...the PO owner is awesome...my brother is clearly driving, it’s not that he can’t be recorded by an acquaintance, the PO owner knows his brother?Or where did it come from? ? ?

Then this Weibo was retweeted more than 1000 times. Some people thought it was just a similar voice, but more sister papers agreed that it was Ming Dynasty Yuguo, and the fans of the girls were shocked because Mingchao Yuguo sang There are a lot of videos on YY, and there are a lot of singing on YY, but there is no audio of singing in daily life. In this audio, Ming Dynasty Yuguo is clearly driving, and the other party should be his acquaintance, so he sings very relaxed , the last sentence with a smile is also very natural... and the sisters all agree that the voice of the brother's smile is really gentle and su, who is listening to him, he saved the universe!

Then someone Aite posted the official blog of Ming Dynasty Yuguo:

"Is @明朝家 really my brother? Will my brother be unhappy if this kind of audio streams out?"

The girl from the official blog is also stupefied—Nimma, this is indeed the boss!When was it recorded? ? ?

Fortunately, she has the QQ of tomorrow's rain, so she ran to poke him:

Mingchao Family: Boss, the ID on Weibo is [a small fan], is it you who sent the audio?

Ming Dynasty Yuguo only saw it when he went to work the next day, and then he also ran to Weibo to have a look, and directly poked into Shan Jia's Weibo, and saw that his audio was hung high on the first page. The number of retweets was astonishing, and even Shan Jia's fans increased a lot.He couldn't help curling the corners of his lips, and his eyes were so doting - he knew that there must be a use for him in the recording of the little idiot Shan.

Hey, little idiot, don't you know that your vest will fall off like this?Although your vest has never been worn.

He replied on QQ: "It's me. Shhh, don't come forward."

Ming Dynasty's family replied in seconds: why?Boss, won't you be unhappy?Or is that [a small fan] your friend?

Ming Dynasty Yuguo: It's my little idiot.

Ming Dynasty family: Oh.

Wait, what did I see! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Ming Dynasty Family: Brother, do you have a boyfriend? ? ? ? ? ?

Ming Dynasty Yuguo: Well, shh, don't say it, the little idiot is still chasing me.

Ming Dynasty family: ...Brother, you are so bad..._(:з」∠)_

Ming Chao Yu Guo: This is the way to love him :)

Ming Dynasty family: I finally believe that my brother is a Scorpio...

After the rain in the Ming Dynasty: Yes.

Ming Dynasty family: Then I just don’t come forward and don’t respond, right?

After the rain tomorrow: Yes.

Ming Dynasty family: OK.

Therefore, although the comments on this microblog were forwarded in full swing, it was never officially recognized, and the fans of the girls didn't know why. As long as it was related to the rain in the Ming Dynasty, the always active Ming Dynasty family was mysteriously silent. Why didn't she reply to private messages.

But they didn’t show up there, and they started to harass Shan Jia, asking him all kinds of private messages where the audio came from, and whether he knew Ming Dynasty Yuguo in the three-dimensional dimension... But unfortunately, [a small fan] It's also mysteriously silent! !

Because—Shan Jia was scared, he was afraid that after admitting it, he would be torn apart by many girls..._(:з」∠)_