God, I want to sleep with you

After knowing that the male god Gu Mingchao is the well-known Gufeng singer on the Internet, Shan Jia started his path of idiot.

He first registered an account on Gu Mingchao's 5SING homepage. In order not to get in touch with himself in the third dimension, he gave himself an ID called "a small fan", and then began to confess all kinds of idiots, almost every day. Comments are left below the song:

"The male god opened his mouth and knelt! He became a fan of the male god, and he really likes the male god!!"

"This song is also very nice, the voice of the male god is beautiful (*/ω＼*)"

"Holy shit, how can the male god be so handsome! Hey, male god, can I sleep with you?"

"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I like the male god's voice, it's so recognizable, and I can hear the chorus!"

"I will go bankrupt in my lifetime and I will definitely sleep with a male god! (_)"

After searching through 5SING, he followed the singer's introduction to Gu Mingchao's Weibo homepage, and then he was shocked——

Holy crap, the male god has so many fans!

20w+ eh!There are more than 2000 comments on each Weibo, and more than a thousand reposts... what to do, my male god is so popular, isn't my competitor N times more? ! Σ(°△°|||)︴

Shan Jia felt that the whole person was not good, beating his chest and lamenting why he didn't know that the male god was doing this earlier, and excitedly changed his Weibo name to "a small fan". I haven't posted a few Weibo on Weibo, and I can't tell it's him at all...

However, even if I bear the big word "Shan Jia", with so many comments and fans, can the male god see me? 〒▽〒Even if he saw me, would he still remember me? 〒▽〒

Shan Jia almost despaired of her pursuit of male gods.

Although it was already twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, Shan Jia was still resolutely flipping through Gu Mingchao's Weibo:

@明朝雨过: Thank you everyone, I am also very happy to meet you in the new year.Knowing that each of you has your own beautiful life and dreams that you need to stick to, I wish you all a good life in the new year and welcome life with the most beautiful attitude.Keep the New Year's money well ^^

This is his first Weibo post on the top. It was written to his fans on New Year's Eve, and he also sent red envelopes, so all the fans below are in a state of chicken blood:

"Thank you brother, I like my brother the most (heart)"

"Oh, oh, brother Mingchao, happy new year! I wish you the best life! Brother Zha!"

"I got the New Year's money! Thank you brother!"

"In the new year, the work of the boss is going smoothly, and there will be better and better new works!"

Shan Jia bit her handkerchief and babbled in front of the computer, feeling that she had missed out on N Duo's New Year's money and N Duo's love, and she was so regretful that her intestines were green.

In addition, he found that all the fans called Gu Mingchao "brother", only Gu Mingchao's official "Mingchao family" called him the boss, and because Mingchao Yuguo belonged to the colorful club, there was also a Gufeng singing see Wenjun seems to be his gay friend, so he is dubbed "sister-in-law" by fans...

Shan Jia put her head on the table and shed tears of despair—the male god has so many younger sisters and a good friend, do I still have a chance?Is there still a chance?Is there a chance? 〒▽〒

No, he must not just give up like this!Shan Jia raised her head, her eyes lit up: Most of the girls here are girls, and I am a Han girl, and I am a little green among the red bushes. It must be easier to attract the attention of male gods than girls. Every time a male god posts on Weibo, I grab the sofa as soon as possible. If I can’t grab the sofa, I will write a joke. If I can’t write a joke, I will confess my love crazy. snort! ╭(╯^╰)╮

By the way, the male god seems to have a YY room, no, it is a YY room with a lot of sound and color—the sound and color club has a YY room, basically there are singers singing 24 hours a day, it seems that occasionally Gu Mingchao will go up to sing, and there is a recruitment When it was new, Gu Mingchao would go to the scene as an examiner... Shan Jia decided to immediately register an account on YY, which will be specially used to squat male gods in the future and express all kinds of confessions to male gods!

Just do what you say, Shan Jia first left a comment on Weibo, Gu Mingchao's Weibo is basically related to Two-dimensional things, only a few Weibo are related to real life, one said that he went to run a marathon , one said that I bought a car, and the other was posted two weeks ago, saying that I was promoted. This one is especially special, and it is accompanied by a picture. It is a corner of the office. His things have just been moved here. The big box was placed on the table, and it could be seen that he was very happy from the difference in his tone and tweets.

The fans below were also very happy, and wished him a promotion and salary increase to become the general manager, become the CEO, reach the pinnacle of life, and have a harem of 20. Some sisters said that the office is huge, and the position must not be low.

Seeing that Gu Mingchao is at home at work, Shan Jia is also happy for him from the bottom of his heart. Thinking that his job has not yet been settled, he feels a little lost in his heart, so he wrote the only comment without crazy confessions and idiots: "The male god is awesome, I got a promotion and a salary increase, so I have to work hard and try to find a good job, so that I can be worthy of the male god=3=”

Shan Jia turned to Weibo to write comments and was so busy with YY that she didn't go to bed until after one o'clock in the middle of the night. Before going to bed, she did all kinds of YY:

My male god will definitely notice me soon, and think that I must be a boy if I am so cute, and then form a CP with me(*/ω＼*)

The senior must be more handsome now, and he has been promoted and raised, maybe he is already rich and handsome now!