Sharpen the knife without accidentally cutting the vegetable bow [E-sports]

At this time, in another live broadcast room in the destiny section, bullet screens and gifts filled the entire live broadcast room, and the screen could hardly be seen unless the screen was turned on.

Even if it is the fate head anchor of Xinghe Live, if there is a recommended position during the popular time period, it is estimated that this is the situation.

But now it's just approaching noon, it's not a popular time period, and the one who started the broadcast didn't even have a notice to warm up, so he started the live broadcast quietly, as if he was just playing casually, but within 5 minutes, the live broadcast flooded The number of viewers in the room almost burst the server.

There is only one person who can do this.

Former Kuroshio professional player, a world-class gunslinger who has won multiple world championships, and an e-sports male god who is still hot after switching to fate——Yang Yunche.

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Yunshen!Cloud God! ! 】

[Dead ghost, you finally know that the broadcast has started, the live broadcast room is full of grass! 】

[If you don't play it for ten hours today, you don't want to download it! 】

[Yunshen No. 99 wife fans sent Starship X[-]]

[Yang Yunche went home to see me and my children and gave away the Galaxy Battleship X50]

【Has Yunshen started broadcasting today? He gave away Galaxy Treasure X1】

Wave after wave of gifts filled the entire screen, including super-valuable Galaxy battleships and the most expensive Galaxy Treasure on the Galaxy platform. Every time a gift was given out, the entire Galaxy platform would broadcast it on the homepage banner, and directly broadcast the other anchors who were live broadcasting. He sat up in shock and was dying of illness.

Damn, Yang Yunche started broadcasting?

Hasn't this guy not started a live broadcast for more than a month?

Big news!

There was a rustling sound in the live broadcast room. It seemed that someone was adjusting the earphones. After a while, a deep and magnetic voice sounded.

"Don't give it away, just play it for a while."

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my husband is talking! 】

[Good Su!Get sleep material before going to bed! 】

【God Yun, show your face, don't force me to kneel down and beg you】

In fact, Yang Yunche didn't want to live broadcast either. If he had this time, he might as well play two more training matches.

It’s just that Team ZMD has a contract with the Xinghe platform, and must broadcast for a certain amount of time every month. It’s the offseason right now, and the official team members at the base have all gone out to play. Seeing that the live broadcast quota for this month has not been completed, Yang Yunche was hired by Fuzhou The duck was put on the shelf, and was driven into the live broadcast room at the price of half a bag of potato chips.

"Don't make a bad face, do you want some potato chips?"

Fu Zhou threatened in a low voice behind him: "If you want to, pick up the guests properly and put on a smiling face!"

Yang Yunche: "..."

Fu Zhou looked at the gifts that filled the entire screen in the live broadcast room, laughing until his crow's feet almost burst out.

Sure enough, star players like Yang Yunche are in high demand. It's only been a while since the show started, and it's almost catching up with the combined earnings of the other players for a week.

Team funds up!

"Say hello to everyone first."

Looking at the rainbow farts on the screen, Fu Zhou wished he could go to battle himself, thanking his parents for food and clothing one by one. Seeing that Yang Yunche was standing still, he raised the half bag of potato chips in his hand and threatened in a low voice.

Yang Yunche had no choice but to follow suit: "Good afternoon, everyone. It's been a long time. How are you doing? Are you urinating and defecating normally?"

Fu Zhou: "..."

The barrage has gone crazy from laughing.

[Normal, normal, thank you Yunshen for your concern]

[The formula is still familiar at the beginning]

[What a good e-sports male god, why does he have a long mouth? 】

[I'm eating now, I don't want to eat now, thank you, Yunshen. 】

[Okay, you still don't show your face, I'm afraid my illusion will be shattered]

[Laughing to death, the face and mouth are different]

【Is Fu Zhou there?Is Fu Zhou there?Haven't you poured the dumb medicine I sent to your base into Yunshen yet?Please hurry up, we can organize a party to celebrate here, don't be ignorant]

Fu Zhou twitched the corner of his mouth: "I didn't ask you to say hello like this."

Yang Yunche raised his eyebrows, "Then how do we say hello?"

Fu Zhou demonstrated: "Like this—good afternoon everyone, thank you for your support, and please continue to pay attention to ZMD in the future."

Yang Yunche shook his head: "It's too official."

Fu Zhou: "Will you? Then... ZMD will always be with you?"

Yang Yunche: "Be more cute."

Fu Zhou: "ZMD will always be with you, Chiu Mi?"

Yang Yunche nodded: "It's almost there."

Fu Zhou finally nodded in satisfaction, and in a blink of an eye, he found that Yang Yunche's microphone had been stuffed in front of him at some point.

Fu Zhou: "..."

[Hahahahahaha, chirp! 】

【Chirp, tweet, tweet, tweet】

[I'm careless, Manager Fu! 】

[Today is also a day that was completely tricked by Yunshen, Manager Fu! 】

【Hahahahahaha I laughed so loudly, my mother asked me if the water was boiling】

【Fu Zhou, are you still there?Can I chime in again?I want to set it as my phone ringtone]

[Fuzhou black historical material +1, Yunshen is still scheming]

Fu Zhou: "..."

Tired, destroy it.

Manager Fu, whose reputation has been ruined for a lifetime, left the training room in a daze, and even forgot to take the potato chips with him.

Yang Yunche picked it up casually, stuffed a piece into his mouth, "Let's play solo for a while today."

The deep and magnetic male god voice mixed with the sound of potato chips rang in the audience's ears through the microphone, which made people's ears itchy and lost a sense of distance. When you close your eyes, it seems that Yunshen himself is lying next to him, eating snacks and talking to himself Chatting in a general home scene.

【I can do it again】

【The cloud god who doesn't talk coquettishly is still my husband】

【Yunshen, have you forgotten that you have a stomach problem!Still eating chips! 】

[Where's Manager Fu?I report!Someone is blatantly violating the rules! 】

[Manager Fu is ashamed to see people, he should be hiding in bed and crying now]

"This is a secret between us, don't tell Fu Zhou, otherwise..."

Yang Yunche smiled.

His voice had a charming and ambiguous smell, like a gentle whisper between a lover, which made people blush, and their thoughts escaped involuntarily.

otherwise?

I always feel that there will be harsh words in the end...

Really, Yunshen is so good at it!

"Otherwise, I would eat ten packs of potato chips and eat myself like a pig."

Yang Yunche was serious, "This way you won't see the eight-pack ZMD captain."

【? 】

【? ? 】

【You seem to have that serious illness】

【Are you punishing us or rewarding yourself?Scheming!The heart of playing remote is very dirty]

[Originally, I already took off my pants, but after listening to me, I have no apricot jade, and now I have been shaved in the Canyang Temple, thank you, Yunshen. 】

[If you can’t speak, just close your mouth, just turn on a camera and put it next to it]

[Eight pack abs?Say there are eight yuan, eight yuan?I don't believe it, unless let me see [Drool][Drool]]

[Is the dumb medicine you sent useful or not?Can you hurry up, if you really can’t, take the tape first]

Yang Yunche entered the operation cabin leisurely, and opened the game without any hassle, feeling quite beautiful.

Soon, the screen in the live room jumped to the game interface.

[Don't play four rows? 】

[Where are Xiao Nan and Luo Baibai?Pull my other three husbands out for a walk]

"They? Went on vacation."

Yang Yunche glanced at the barrage, and said casually: "Today, I'll just perfunctory you, play two solo rows, and just watch the excitement."

[Thank you, I have been perfunctory]

【So caring, O God of Clouds】

[I am also perfunctorily touched]

[Yunshen is only platinum in solo row? 】

Yang Yunche logged into his own Destiny account, ZMD-Yunche's big-character ID stands out, but his solo rank is only platinum, which is beyond many people's expectations.

But it’s normal, as long as you are a professional player who has registered in the Destiny Tournament League, you will get a game server account issued by the official destiny. The game server data and the official server data are not interoperable. At the same time, there are full skins of all weapons and heroes, and no players are required. Purchased separately.

Even for some skins that have not yet been launched on the official server, players can get them on the game server one step ahead.

This is mainly for publicity. Facts have proved that the new skins used by popular players in the game will always sell extremely hot after logging into the official server.

Yang Yunche spends most of his time playing training matches on his account on the competition server, and there are not many accounts on the official server, so his solo rank is only platinum.

It's not that he doesn't want to be on a high-ranking account, but that the tournament league has official regulations that professional players are not allowed to log in to other player accounts in public places like live broadcast platforms, and can only log in to the game account registered with their own ID card.

This is to prevent some professional players from going to the trumpet to fry fish for the sake of program effect when the broadcast starts.Although it is not uncommon for high-level players to go to low-level players to fry fish in private, but after all, it is a public event such as live broadcasting. As a professional player registered in the tournament alliance, it is still possible to set an example and set an example.

[What's so good about the platinum section, isn't this just killing people randomly?]

[How about asking Yunshen to show me a wave of pure knife fighting and eating chicken?]

[Hahahahahahaha I agree!Prohibit Yunshen from using long-range weapons and eating chicken with knives! 】

[In that case, isn't platinum too high?Why don't you take the bronze number, Yunshen, we don't mind]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are too damaged】

It's no secret that Yang Yunche's knives-fighting technique stretches his hips.

At the time of the open training match, Lu Mingyu, the captain of the Skystar team, said "Team Yang's sword skills are really simple and unpretentious", which has already become a famous saying in the game circle.

To this day, in the live broadcast room, when you encounter an anchor who is weak in fighting swordsmanship and is blown up by his opponent, the bullet screen will always say "Your swordsmanship is really simple and unpretentious".

And the scene where Lu Mingyu was shot in the head by Yang Yunche expressionlessly with a bow and arrow after he finished saying that sentence is also a frequent visitor in the "Top Ten Death Scenes of Destiny" inventory.

"My knives are generally not easily shot."

Yang Yunche clicked on the ranking and entered the matching sequence. Seeing the barrage of proposals for him to use melee weapons, he shook his head and said seriously, "Once you make a move, you will see blood."

[Is it your blood that I saw? 】

[Before I started beating myself, I was slashed by a knife, right? 】

[Dao: Where are you going to put this touch porcelain? 】

【"Won't Take It Easy"】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can't laugh anymore】

Yang Yunche: "..."

This audience really can't do it.