Because I am dumb, I speak with strength

A dragonfly touches the water, but when it flaps its wings and flies away, a huge storm is rolled up. The water surface rises silently, and every drop of water molecules surges heavily, churning out pitch-black waves.

Yu Li quickly left his arms, took out his phone and started counting.

Finding that he remained motionless, he raised his watch and turned up the volume: "Remember the time and see how long it lasts."

The surging waves stopped, and then sank into the deep sea in an instant, without a sound.

Jiang Zhao sank into the sofa without saying a word, and after a long time he pursed his lips lightly.

After 1 minute, the watch asked: "Is there any more?"

Jiang Zhao sullenly said, "Yes."

Another minute later: "Is there any more?"

"Have."

Yu Li came to him and looked at him.

Jiang Zhao looked down at his hand, pursed his lower lip again, Yu Li stood for a while, and asked him again: "Is there any more?"

"……Have."

Perhaps because she was tired from standing, Yu Li squatted down in front of him, still looking at him.

Jiang Zhao avoided his gaze, and looked back after a while: "You...go over there."

"?"

"No, I'll tell you."

Yu Li went to watch the idol drama again, and took a bag of potato chips from the snack basket.

Jiang Zhao said, "Not anymore."

Yu Li came back to his senses, and immediately paused the time, it was actually half an hour.

He looked at Jiang Zhao in surprise, but the latter said, "There it is again."

"?"

"It's always like this recently. The color will flash from time to time. I haven't found the specific reason yet."

Yu Li squeezed towards him suddenly, with a look of "Why don't you tell me this kind of thing", and excitedly grabbed his arm.

Jiang Zhao picked up his thin white wrist with one finger, threw him away, and said lightly: "I don't want to study this matter with you."

Yuri froze.

"Go get me a glass of water."

Yu Li didn't know why, but he picked up the cup obediently, found that there was still some in it, and handed it to him.

Jiang Zhao drank it up and handed over the empty glass.

Yu Li took it, walked towards the water dispenser without any complaints, and brought it back after receiving it.

Continuing the topic just now: "Why don't you come with me."

"Because I decided not to like you."

Yu Li thought for a few seconds, "I don't like a few minutes."

Jiang Zhao felt congested in his chest, reluctantly: "It will take at least two hours."

Yu Li was actually a little anxious, but after Jiang Zhao said so, he still respected the other party very much, and went to watch his idol drama again.

The screen is showing the villain's yin and yang, and there is no figure of the hero and heroine. Yu Li starts to fast forward, and stops when he sees the protagonist again.

Jiang Zhao sat silently for a while, drank up the water, and said, "Go get another glass."

Yu Li got up again and went to pour him a glass.

Jiang Zhao took the water with one hand, and when he passed by him, stretched out the other hand to hook him into his arms, his expression became serious.

Although his face was serious, the shape of his lips was still pretty. Yu Li looked at it for two seconds, and then glanced at the time on the watch.

It's not been two hours yet, Jiang Zhao doesn't like him now, so he can't.

"Don't watch the time, watch me."

Yu Li looked at him honestly, at his eyebrows, at his eyes, at his nose, at his mouth, and then started laughing unconsciously.

"Do not laugh."

Yu Li retracted the corner of her mouth and pressed it with her hand.

After realizing it, why listen to him, his eyes widened, and he raised his hand to poke him in retaliation.

Jiang Zhao directly grabbed his hand, but Yu Li couldn't pull it out, so he raised his other hand, Jiang Zhao directly pressed him on the sofa, and grabbed his other hand as well.

Yuri: "..."

He tried to earn a bit, and his face was quickly covered with dissatisfaction.

Jiang Zhao directly pressed his hands to the top of his head, and said in a low voice, "I'll let you play tricks."

Yu Li didn't understand, but his hands were grabbed, and he couldn't ask any questions, so he could only utter a loud voice from his throat: "Mmm!"

Jiang Zhao's eyes dimmed.

"Hmm. Ah." Yu Li made a soft voice, and tried to move his arm again.

Jiang Zhao relaxed slightly.

At this moment, the door of the room was suddenly opened, and a foot stepped in. Jiang Zhao suddenly realized something, retracted his relaxed hand suddenly, turned over and got off Yu Li's body.

A few minutes later, Yu Bin sat at the table with a gloomy face, and opposite him, Jiang Zhao's calm expression was a little empty.

Yu Li poured water for his father and placed it in front of him.

Yu Bin said directly: "Jiang Zhao, if you were a father now, how would you treat the situation in front of you?"

Jiang Zhao stood up slowly, with a very sincere attitude: "I will apologize when Uncle Yu is willing."

The door was opened and closed, Yu Li watched him leave, and then looked at his father.

"Advance through retreat." Yu Bin seemed to see through everything: "Are you going to help him explain that he didn't do it on purpose?"

Yu Li said, "He did it on purpose."

Yu Bin: "..." He really doesn't deserve to study psychology!

He lost confidence and said: "Why did he do this?"

"Get revenge on me."

"..." Yu Bin has already begun to suspect that he has misunderstood Jiang Zhao: "Why did he want to take revenge on you?"

"I don't know, I'll ask him."

The books that Yu Bin has been reading recently on psychology and interpersonal pitfalls have all turned into a mess of gibberish.

He watched his son's cute little face look down solemnly with a blank face.

Jiang Zhao received a message on his mobile phone: "Why did you say I was playing tricks?"

Jiang Zhao quietly stared at the words on the phone for a full minute, spent a lot of effort imitating the scene of Yu's father and son talking in his mind, and then entered with a straight face.

On the other side, Yu Li understood, he told Yu Bin: "Because I took away his first kiss."

It was already an hour later when Jiang Zhao received the news again. At this moment, after Dr. Yu had poured himself two cups of iced coffee, his brain function seemed to have returned to normal again.

Even though he knew his brain was still flawed.

For example, he crammed so many books, not only couldn't read Jiang Zhao, but also couldn't read Yu Li.

He didn't realize that the essence of the problem was not his lack of understanding, but his child's unconventional brain circuit.

He silently put those traps about men, as well as a large number of notes and mind maps he had made, into a cardboard box.

Here, the chat box between Yu Li and Jiang Zhao still stops at the last sentence that Jiang Zhao said.

- That was my first kiss.

Yu Li didn't know much about first kisses, so he thought for a long time before replying to Jiang Zhao: Don't first kisses and first loves go well together?

Jiang Zhao:.

Yu Li couldn't understand his period, and continued to reply: Am I not your first love?

The screen shows that the other party is typing, but it hasn't been done for a long time.

Yu Li asked again: Have you ever liked anyone else besides me?

Entering, then disappearing, speechless.

Yu Li: You are the person I fell in love with for the first time. If the meaning of first love is the first love, then you are also the first love without accident.

Another good half day in typing, then disappears.

Yu Li frowned and became anxious: What on earth are you trying to say?

He grimaced like a year, and waited almost 2 minutes. The input was displayed on the dialog box again, and a message was sent.

- You kissed me because of an experiment, why didn't you tell me in advance.

Yu Li sat up all of a sudden and typed quickly.

- I kiss you because I want to kiss you, and I do experiments by the way.

- I never thought of doing an experiment before kissing you.

- But you can't waste it if you kiss them all.

……

Jiang Zhao: You are right.

"How." The next morning.Jiang Xian caught the air and asked Jiang Zhao: "I went to see Yu Li yesterday, did you make any progress?"

"Yeah." Jiang Zhao said, "I want to get a driver's license. It's more convenient to buy a car."

"You take the driver's license test..." Jiang Xian hesitated, and said, "Can I do it?"

"It's just a car, it won't cost you a watch."

"...Did I mean that?" Jiang Xian was unhappy: "You are my son, and everything I own will be yours from now on. How can such a small amount of money be seen in my eyes? I am really worried. What if you God forgot to wear glasses."

"Yurie gave me a present."

Jiang Xian: "?"

Jiang Zhao took out a golden glasses chain from his pocket, and said, "Let me hang the glasses around my neck for easy removal and wearing."

Jiang Xian laughed for a while, nodded, and said, "Then I'll give you a card later, and you take Yu Li to pick it out."

Jiang Zhao stuffed the glasses chain back into his pocket, apparently not planning to use it for real.

"It's just that the weather is too hot now, you have to pay more attention, don't get sunburned again."

Jiang Zhao nodded, "There are parasols when you go in and out, and the car is indoors, so it's not in the way."

"There is also the matter of renting a house." Jiang Xian asked again: "How did you discuss with Yu Li? Did Dr. Yu agree?"

"Not yet." Jiang Zhao thought about it, and said, "But you can look for it first, after all, you have to live for several years."

"I've found someone to watch it, and I'll send you the video to see if I can buy a new house."

He always remembered Jiang Zhao's stinking problem.

In the following time, Yu Li and Jiang Zhao had less time to meet each other. Jiang Zhao was busy taking his driver's license test, while Yu Li was temporarily unable to sign up because of his age.He was not idle, and asked his father to bring back a lot of professional books to read. Every time Wang Jinyuan played a video for him, he would see Lao Gao's books stacked on his desk, and some formulas on his desk from time to time. .

Asked why he was still doing math, Yu Li replied that it was a physics test question that his father had left for them before, and he hadn't completely solved it yet.

Wang Jinyuan couldn't understand his thirst for knowledge, chatted all over the place for a while, then hung up.

On this day, Jiang Zhao sent several videos to Yu Li, asking him if he had the house he was looking for, and whether he wanted to live together.

Yu Li went to seek Yu Bin's opinion again.

Yu Bin's expression was blank for a while, and he told him: "Do you want to live with Jiang Zhao?"

nod.

"...But, if you treat people like that, will you be hated?"

Yuri didn't understand.

"I mean, although Jiang Zhao likes you, you can't take advantage of others and bully them, right?"

nod.And explained: "I didn't bully him."

"You kissed him and you haven't bullied him..."

Yu Li was stunned and thought for a long time before raising his watch: "No wonder he is angry with me."

"That's right, if you kiss him, you have to ask for his consent, you can't do it rashly, it's wrong."

Yuri nodded receptively.

Yu Bin himself didn't understand these things, and he didn't have much to say, so he quickly put him back.

He went back to his room, looked at the boxes piled up in the corner, and thought about the fact that his child took away someone's first kiss, and gradually felt a pang in his conscience.

That afternoon, Jiang Xian came back from get off work, and as soon as he entered the house, he heard Aunt Wu say: "Mr. is back, you have a courier and I left it at the door, remember to unpack it."

"Document bag?" Jiang Xian said as he took the water from her. Aunt Wu shook her head and said, "It's a big box, very heavy, and it's sent by Dr. Yu."

"Yu Bin..."

Jiang Xian raised his eyebrows, put down his cup and walked over, looking around the box for a long time.

Is it some rare little pet made by the research institute, a real Pikachu?Winged horses?A small shark the size of a palm?A tree that blooms all year round?In order to invest, Dr. Yu actually learned to do what he likes.

Keep stuffy in the box, the little cutie will be broken.

The knife cut the sealing tape neatly.

Jiang Xian probed inside.

"How to Protect Your Girl from Being Hurt by Men" "How Terrible Are Self-Righteous Parents Really Are"

The two books are side by side, neatly placed on top.

-

University is a place full of hope, and it is the end of the sea of ​​suffering that countless scholars think.It was already August when the freshmen reported one after another, and Yu Li dragged his suitcase to a relatively high-end neighborhood nearby.

He and Jiang Zhao picked out the house together. It has a large flat floor of [-] and a huge open balcony.The main reason is that young master Jiang is delicate, he must sleep in a place to sleep, and study must have a place to study, and he does not allow himself to have a wardrobe in the place where he sleeps, so he has to add an extra cloakroom.

So although the house is big, there is not much that belongs to Yuli. He only needs a multi-functional bedroom and a small world where he can make troubles by himself, such as raising spiders...

It is worth mentioning that before coming here, Yu Li asked Jiang Zhao if he could bring all his belongings.

Jiang Zhao was quite perceptive: "What do you want to bring?"

Yu Li counted with him one by one, and soon got a merciless rejection: "All insects are not allowed."

Two seconds later, he withdrew the message: "Is it okay to try not to bring insects?"

Yu Li chewed the two different contexts back and forth several times, but did not find any difference in essence.

I can only obediently agree.

When he learned all this, Yu Bin's expression was very complicated, and he said to Yu Li: "Jiang Zhao...is quite difficult to raise."

Yu Li felt that it was harder to raise than herself.

"Hey." The old father finally just sighed and went back to count his savings.

I don't know if my son will be able to support the young master of the Jiang family in the future.