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Some small things about Jiang Heng that may not be mentioned in the main text.

1.

Getting up is a very difficult thing for Jiang Heng, he has a serious waking up mood.The young and ignorant roommate once tried to wake Jiang Heng to get up, but Jiang Heng stretched out a hand and pressed the roommate into the pillow accurately without raising his eyelids, with such force that he couldn't move.By the time the others rescued him, his face was flushed and he was unconscious.After that, no one dared to wake Jiang Heng up, which is why Jiang Heng almost never attended the first class in the morning.

And Gu Yunchuan has many ways to wake up the lazy cat, the most common one is to wake Jiang Heng up with a kiss, the confused cat is very angry at being kissed secretly, it will bite people, from the mouth to the neck, the mouth is not heavy, it seems to be grinding its teeth of.If there is no work that day, Gu Yunchuan will choose to wake up Jiang Hengkou, and a morning shot will follow logically.Halfway through the holiday, Jiang Heng got up early for the first time. As the saying goes, there are no plowed fields, only exhausted cows. An early-rising cat sees its owner in high spirits, and tightens its grip on its pants to show that there is no more grain left.

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Jiang Heng liked to be a hero during his second year of middle school.The relationship between him and 409 began with a group fight at the beginning of school. The cause was that Huang Zhengle, the youngest member of 409, was asked for protection money by the seniors. Stronger and more experienced seniors hang and beat.At that time, Jiang Heng was just passing by and saw a classmate being bullied, so he drew his sword to help without thinking.When Qu Tongfang saw Jiang Heng for the first time, he didn't think it was a cat. It was as fierce as a wolf cub. It was quick, accurate and ruthless, and it hurt one thousand enemies and eight hundred.In the end, even though his face was covered with wounds and the corners of his mouth were bleeding, he still had to play handsome with one hand in his pocket, leaving behind a handsome back who did good deeds without leaving his name.Bai Jingyi got up to chase him, almost missing Jiang Heng who was crouching in the shadows at the corner because of the pain.

This matter must not be mentioned in front of Jiang Heng now, but there is no harm in mentioning it, and you can immediately harvest a cat that is ashamed, angry, and angry in the face of black history.

3.

When Jiang Heng was a child, he thought his mental body was an orange cat, so the name of his mental body was Mimi at first.Later, he was horrified to find that the orange cat was getting fatter and fatter, and gradually exceeded his psychological expectations, so he changed its name to Xiaozhu in a fit of anger. Later, Xiaozhu lived up to his expectations and successfully grew to 300 catties.

4.

Jiang Heng hates cats.

When he was a child, Jiang Heng kindly went to feed the wild cats, but his paw was scratched, and he was taken to the hospital for an injection that night. Rao 1 Jiang Heng was also very afraid of injections when he was still a kid, so he and the wild cats formed a relationship. Liang Zi.Unexpectedly, a week later, Jiang Heng met the wild cat again, he was so angry that he went up to fight with it for [-] rounds, and went home with injuries all over his body. He was spanked first and then injected.

On the first day of his awakening as a sentinel, his mental body looked like a cute little orange cat. Jiang Heng had done a good job of mental construction and decided to reunite with the cat.Who knew that this "little orange cat" would rapidly swell and become fatter and fatter within a few days, which caused Jiang Heng to have nightmares for several nights in a row. A tall building swallows a car in one gulp.

Jiang Heng once again unilaterally broke with the cat.

When Jiang Heng just broke through the A-level in junior high school, the sensitivity of all five senses increased by one level. When spring came, stray cats called outside the dormitory every night all night, and Jiang Heng also suffered from insomnia all night.After suffering from insomnia for a week, Jiang Heng finally couldn't bear it anymore, copied the guy, caught the wild cat, and put it—

Take it to the veterinary hospital for neutering.

The cost of sterilization is not a small sum, but considering the impact of insomnia on growth, Jiang Heng gritted his teeth and ate steamed buns and porridge for a week.

From then on, the animal Jiang Heng hated the most was cats.

But later, he discovered that Gu Yunchuan seemed to like cats.

Gu Yunchuan's profile picture is an orange cat with the word "King" drawn on its head. Gu Yunchuan's note to him is "cat". When making love, Gu Yunchuan always likes to call him Maomao.Jiang Heng felt that Gu Yunchuan might be a cat slave, so much so that he made a boyfriend with a cat every day.

So on Gu Yunchuan's 20th birthday, Jiang Heng gave him a cat.The cat is a puppet cat, very beautiful and cute, anyone who sees it will be moved.

Except for Jiang Heng, who really hates cats.

Except for Gu Yunchuan.In this world, Gu Yunchuan only likes one cat.

So within a few days, this beautiful puppet cat was adopted by Wang Youdong. Wang Youdong named it Heheng, and it was hard to say that he was not alluding to someone.

5.

Gu Yunchuan tried to talk to Jiang Heng, and he sent Jiang Heng: Are you tired?

Jiang Heng: Not tired.

Gu Yunchuan: But you have been in my heart all day.

Jiang Heng: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Turning around, Jiang Heng came to the "Family of Cats and Dogs (Birds are not allowed)" group to share: Gu Yunchuan just sent me a bad joke, I laughed so hard!

6.

Jiang Heng's favorite movie is "Fight Club".

On Valentine's Day, Jiang Heng and Gu Yunchuan fell asleep in the movie theater when they went to watch the rerun of "Love Letter".

7.

The 24-year-old Jiang Heng was scolded by his parents for half an hour for watching the cartoon "South Park" with Jiang Yuan.

Later, Jiang Heng and Jiang Yuan watched "My Little Pony" all afternoon, and he liked AppleJack the most.

8.

Jiang Heng was very troubled by the fact that someone asked him what gift he wanted, and Gu Yunchuan bought what he wanted for him as soon as possible.

Will I be blocked if I reply "Call me directly"?Jiang Heng put his finger on the input box and hesitated.

9.

When filling in "Celebrities who Affect Your Values", Jiang Heng filled in Nohara Shinnosuke.

10.

Jiang Heng's athletic ability is very good, whether it is long-distance running, sprinting, high jumping, swimming, shooting or ball games, he can do it at his fingertips.

It took Qiao Huan several years to finally find a sport that Jiang Heng didn't know, he couldn't kick the shuttlecock.

11.

Jiang Heng is good at playing any game, except horror games, because he is a little afraid of ghosts.But he didn't admit it, so when Qiao Huan invited him to play a horror puzzle game, he could only bite the bullet.

For some reason, Qiao Huan received a red envelope from Gu Yunchuan the next day.

12.

Jiang Heng doesn't like cats, but he likes dogs very much. He is also very popular with dogs. He has a good relationship with the stray dogs in the community since he was a child.Whenever Jiang's father couldn't find little Jiang Heng who had gone crazy and forgot to go home, he would bribe Da Huang in the community with a sausage, and then let Da Huang take him to find Jiang Heng, take him home and spank his ass.

It's a pity that Jiang Heng is too busy to take care of the dog and has never had a dog. Recently, he is brainwashing Jiang Yuan, a staunch cat gang, to persuade her to get a dog.

Jiang Yuan looked at Jiang Heng who sent her 20+ cute dog videos every day, and considered whether to blackmail her brother.