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Chapter 51 Extra Story: Daily Jokes
1. Early morning
The morning sun is gentle, and the birds are chirping outside the window.In the kitchen, the bread machine dinged, and two slices of browned bread popped out.Gu Yunchuan was frying bacon, and the sliced meat was sizzling with oil.He sensed a cat approaching behind him, turned off the fire and turned around just in time to hug the man into his arms.
Jiang Heng's hair was very soft, and it was always messy when he fell asleep, rubbing against Gu Yunchuan's face and neck, itching densely.
Jiang Heng's eyes hadn't been opened at all, he supported the stove with both hands, rested his chin on Gu Yunchuan's shoulder, and lowered his head to sniff completely by instinct.
"Why don't you sleep anymore?" Gu Yunchuan put his arms around his waist and asked, kissing his ear.
"Fragrant." Jiang Heng dodged and refused to let him kiss.
The cat's nose is also so smart.Gu Yunchuan laughed, grabbed a small piece of bread and stuffed it into Jiang Heng's mouth. Jiang Heng ate it subconsciously, and only remembered after eating: "I didn't brush my teeth."
Gu Yunchuan went to kiss Jiang Heng and grabbed the cat's tongue.The noses of both of them are too straight, which gets in the way when they kiss, and the tips of their noses are slightly red when they rub together.
Jiang Heng woke up a little after kissing him. He stared at the bacon in the frying pan in front of him. He frowned slightly, his eyelashes were half down, covering half of his eyes. happy look.
Gu Yunchuan knew that he was thinking about how he came to the kitchen.Having kept cats for many years, Gu Yunchuan was very skilled at stroking cats, and stretched out his hand to gently scratch Jiang Heng's chin.Jiang Heng's brows and eyes slowly opened, and he lifted his chin slightly, revealing a beautiful jawline, and he felt sleepy again, and said softly:
"Meow."
2. Games
Recently, there was a small-scale closed beta for a small Raiders Xiangxiang game, and the developer was a student of Shaoxiang School.Among them, the most popular character is a sentinel with the spirit body of a white tiger. He has shown amazing talent since he was a child. He is disobedient and loves adventure.At the beginning of the game, he broke into "you"'s camp alone, and was interrogated by "you" after being captured.
In the opening scene CG, the sentry is sitting in a bright interrogation room, his hands are handcuffed behind his back, his face is covered with wet blood, and his amber eyes under his slightly long bangs are fixed on "you". He is clearly at a disadvantage, but he is as excited and ferocious as a wild beast in a hunting state.His SWAT uniform was soaked in blood, some from the enemy, some from himself.A pair of long legs were half-curved, and the boots on his feet outlined his smooth and beautiful calves.
"Look, the height is 186, the level is double s, the food I like, desserts, peppers. This is short of writing two words on this character's face: Jiang Heng." Qiao Huan held up the phone to show Jiang Heng, "This face is also according to Did you draw it?"
Jiang Heng glanced: "What kind of game is this?"
"Otome game." Qiao Huan looked at his puzzled look, and smiled maliciously, "It's just to maximize the favorability of this character and get it down."
"Oh." Jiang Heng lacked interest.
"You probably won't be able to play this kind of game." Qiao Huan knew that the aggressive method was the most useful for Jiang Heng, "But it's okay, after all, everyone has their own strengths."
Sure enough, Jiang Heng snatched the phone from him after hearing this: "It's hard?"
"It's very difficult. This is the most difficult character to clear. I can't play he at all."
Jiang Heng entered the game dubiously.
Half an hour later, he suddenly raised his head from the game: "There is something wrong with this character, I chose as he said, why did my favorability drop?"
Qiao Huan laughed half to death: "Do you know what tsundere is?"
"what?"
"That is, you have to choose the other way around."
After another meeting, Jiang Heng asked Qiao Huan even more angrily, "Why did he scold me?"
Qiao Huan looked at his screen: "Good guy, it's fine if you don't coax people, why are you always pissing people off?"
Jiang Heng threw the phone to Qiao Huan: "Whoever loves to coax, whoever wants to coax."
Cats don't like cats.Qiao Huan came to this conclusion.He took the phone: "I knew you were not good at this kind of game."
In the evening, Qiao Huan received a message from Gu Yunchuan.
Gu Yunchuan: What did you do?Jiang Heng came back very angry.
Qiao Huan: Laugh to death.Gu Yunchuan, let me tell you, don't raise a second cat in your family, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, I deeply understand this sentence today.
Gu Yunchuan: Talk about people.
Qiao Huan sent Gu Yunchuan the internal test version of the mini-game.
An hour later, Gu Yunchuan sent him a screenshot of the customs clearance.
Qiao Huan: Grass, big brother, please guide!
Gu Yunchuan: Get lost.
In the end, the game was stillborn in closed beta and never came out.
The morning sun is gentle, and the birds are chirping outside the window.In the kitchen, the bread machine dinged, and two slices of browned bread popped out.Gu Yunchuan was frying bacon, and the sliced meat was sizzling with oil.He sensed a cat approaching behind him, turned off the fire and turned around just in time to hug the man into his arms.
Jiang Heng's hair was very soft, and it was always messy when he fell asleep, rubbing against Gu Yunchuan's face and neck, itching densely.
Jiang Heng's eyes hadn't been opened at all, he supported the stove with both hands, rested his chin on Gu Yunchuan's shoulder, and lowered his head to sniff completely by instinct.
"Why don't you sleep anymore?" Gu Yunchuan put his arms around his waist and asked, kissing his ear.
"Fragrant." Jiang Heng dodged and refused to let him kiss.
The cat's nose is also so smart.Gu Yunchuan laughed, grabbed a small piece of bread and stuffed it into Jiang Heng's mouth. Jiang Heng ate it subconsciously, and only remembered after eating: "I didn't brush my teeth."
Gu Yunchuan went to kiss Jiang Heng and grabbed the cat's tongue.The noses of both of them are too straight, which gets in the way when they kiss, and the tips of their noses are slightly red when they rub together.
Jiang Heng woke up a little after kissing him. He stared at the bacon in the frying pan in front of him. He frowned slightly, his eyelashes were half down, covering half of his eyes. happy look.
Gu Yunchuan knew that he was thinking about how he came to the kitchen.Having kept cats for many years, Gu Yunchuan was very skilled at stroking cats, and stretched out his hand to gently scratch Jiang Heng's chin.Jiang Heng's brows and eyes slowly opened, and he lifted his chin slightly, revealing a beautiful jawline, and he felt sleepy again, and said softly:
"Meow."
2. Games
Recently, there was a small-scale closed beta for a small Raiders Xiangxiang game, and the developer was a student of Shaoxiang School.Among them, the most popular character is a sentinel with the spirit body of a white tiger. He has shown amazing talent since he was a child. He is disobedient and loves adventure.At the beginning of the game, he broke into "you"'s camp alone, and was interrogated by "you" after being captured.
In the opening scene CG, the sentry is sitting in a bright interrogation room, his hands are handcuffed behind his back, his face is covered with wet blood, and his amber eyes under his slightly long bangs are fixed on "you". He is clearly at a disadvantage, but he is as excited and ferocious as a wild beast in a hunting state.His SWAT uniform was soaked in blood, some from the enemy, some from himself.A pair of long legs were half-curved, and the boots on his feet outlined his smooth and beautiful calves.
"Look, the height is 186, the level is double s, the food I like, desserts, peppers. This is short of writing two words on this character's face: Jiang Heng." Qiao Huan held up the phone to show Jiang Heng, "This face is also according to Did you draw it?"
Jiang Heng glanced: "What kind of game is this?"
"Otome game." Qiao Huan looked at his puzzled look, and smiled maliciously, "It's just to maximize the favorability of this character and get it down."
"Oh." Jiang Heng lacked interest.
"You probably won't be able to play this kind of game." Qiao Huan knew that the aggressive method was the most useful for Jiang Heng, "But it's okay, after all, everyone has their own strengths."
Sure enough, Jiang Heng snatched the phone from him after hearing this: "It's hard?"
"It's very difficult. This is the most difficult character to clear. I can't play he at all."
Jiang Heng entered the game dubiously.
Half an hour later, he suddenly raised his head from the game: "There is something wrong with this character, I chose as he said, why did my favorability drop?"
Qiao Huan laughed half to death: "Do you know what tsundere is?"
"what?"
"That is, you have to choose the other way around."
After another meeting, Jiang Heng asked Qiao Huan even more angrily, "Why did he scold me?"
Qiao Huan looked at his screen: "Good guy, it's fine if you don't coax people, why are you always pissing people off?"
Jiang Heng threw the phone to Qiao Huan: "Whoever loves to coax, whoever wants to coax."
Cats don't like cats.Qiao Huan came to this conclusion.He took the phone: "I knew you were not good at this kind of game."
In the evening, Qiao Huan received a message from Gu Yunchuan.
Gu Yunchuan: What did you do?Jiang Heng came back very angry.
Qiao Huan: Laugh to death.Gu Yunchuan, let me tell you, don't raise a second cat in your family, one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, I deeply understand this sentence today.
Gu Yunchuan: Talk about people.
Qiao Huan sent Gu Yunchuan the internal test version of the mini-game.
An hour later, Gu Yunchuan sent him a screenshot of the customs clearance.
Qiao Huan: Grass, big brother, please guide!
Gu Yunchuan: Get lost.
In the end, the game was stillborn in closed beta and never came out.
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