Help!My cp has become a dog

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Speaking of dating.

Me: Refuse to fish.

Yu Yi took back the fishing rod with a full face of regret.

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Wearing a ball uniform, Lin Yu walked out happily from home, and even performed an aerial shot in the middle of the way.

Me: Is it really appropriate for him to be so stupid?

Yu Yi: Children are still young, and they will get used to it when they grow up.

After speaking, we all looked at Lin Yu as if we were looking at our own son, with mixed feelings in our hearts.

I asked again: Wait a minute, didn't you tell him what you were there for?

Yu Yi thought for a while: I seem to have forgotten.

Does this kid think we're going to play ball?

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Lin Yu circled the car, sat in the back seat, and looked at Xiao Zhang beside him, even more at a loss: Why do you take me on a date.

Me: Because it's too easy to wander the rivers and lakes, so I took you with me.

Lin Yu:?

If I was not worried about being photographed by the paparazzi, why would I carry two oil bottles.

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In the escape room I imagined, Xiao Zhang and Lin Yu help each other, and Yu Yi and I follow behind and hold hands.

Instead of just walking in like now, Xiao Zhang Lihua hugged my thigh with rain, while Lin Yu grabbed Yu Yi's arm and would not let go.

It's too easy to roam the rivers and lakes, so bring them along.

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As soon as you enter, you will find a dark bedroom with two simple beds and a single wardrobe. There is a photo of a family of three on the table beside the bed.

I picked up the photo frame, which was specially processed. After I picked it up, the family portrait that was originally harmonious turned into three skeletons in an instant.

I looked at Lin Yu who was leaning against the wall: Lin Yu, what do you see written on this?

Lin Yu: What?

After he took the photo, I counted one, two, three in my heart. Lin Yu jumped 1.6 meters from the spot, threw the photo somewhere, and jumped onto the bed.

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Lin Yu is really talented. The photo frame he threw just hit the real NPC who was lying in the corner and was about to come out to be scary. The NPC screamed in pain, and Lin Yu jumped onto the bed. The weak wooden plank could not support it Such a serious injury collapsed in an instant.

For a moment, the four of us and the NPC looked at each other in blank dismay.

The NPC pulled back the messy black wig, revealing a pale painted face, didn't want to say anything, directly took out a note from his pocket, and chose Xiao Zhang, the strongest among us.

Xiao Zhang screamed and threw the note out, yelling at his mother.

Now it has really become a super difficult secret room.

Me: Why don't you just give me the key.

NPCs seem unwilling to compromise.

I pointed to Xiao Zhang and said: Otherwise he might jump and break another bed.

Guessing that he had never suffered such humiliation as an NPC for so many years, he silently walked under the table next to the bed, found a code box, entered the code neatly, took out a key, and opened the door.

Not to mention, it's really interesting to bring Xiao Zhang and Lin Yu's secret room.

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Especially when the NPC dressed as a murderer was chasing Xiao Zhang and Lin Yu all over the field with a chainsaw that looked very light.

I was bored and squatted on one side of the steps, listening to the sound of Lin Yu's help all over the room.

Yu Yi sat down next to me, stretched out his hand to hold my hand, hesitated to speak, and the dim light above his head faintly hit the sunflower oil painting behind him.

Me: If you have anything to say, just say it.

Yu Yi opened his mouth and didn't speak.

Athlete Lin Yu yelled: Dads!help! !

As he said that, he ran past me in a gust of wind, and the NPC chased after him. He looked at Yu Yi and me. There was a bluetooth speaker attached to the prop chainsaw in his hand, and the sound effect of the chainsaw was playing as it moved.

He looked down at the folded hands of Yu Yi and me, very politely: Excuse me, please continue.

After finishing speaking, he went to chase Lin Yu again.

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Yu Yi: I want to take you to see grandma, would you like to...

See grandma?I was stunned, and Yu Yi seldom mentioned his own affairs, but I could still learn a thing or two from the mouth of the media.

Yu Yi's parents divorced since he was a child, and he grew up with his grandmother, who was a drama actress. She can't be said to be highly respected, but she is also a respected senior in the circle. She has only retired for more than ten years and rarely appears in On the screen, Yu Yi never took the initiative to mention her grandmother, and even made it clear in the interview that she did not want to talk about family affairs.

I stammered: see, see the parents?

Yu Yi: Yes.

Me: Will it be too fast?

Yu Yi's expression was very hurt: Don't you want to?

This is a professional actor, come as soon as the joke comes, I quickly agreed: Yes, yes.

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Zhang ran out along the wind: I, no, willing, willing.

The atmosphere was gone, and I couldn't help but laugh out loud.

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In the Haidilao that comes standard behind the secret room, after a while, the fat cow in my mouth has not been swallowed into my stomach, and the bowl in front of me is piled up again, Yu Yi: eat more.

I looked at Lin Yu and Xiao Zhang who hadn't escaped from the terror, and said, "You guys~"

Xiao Zhang said half-crying: Brother, next time I will not go to the secret room no matter how much my salary is raised.

Lin Yu: Add 1.

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Diagonally across an aisle came four or five girls, holding a bunch of things in a big way, and there were two human-shaped standing signs.

I was drawn to the eyes, wait?Why does this human-shaped standing sign look more and more familiar, hey, isn't this me?What about the other one?Isn't that what you mean?

I shrank back like an ostrich, and saw them take out all kinds of dolls, pillows, wristbands, etc. of me and Yu Yi from the big and small bags, and set them up on the sofa.

I was too curious, so I couldn't help but close my ears, and I heard one of the girls say: Quickly call Xiaolu and ask where she is?

The girl on the opposite side replied: It is said that there is a traffic jam, and it will take another 10 minutes.

The girl said with a smile: Tell her, her CP is celebrating her birthday and come quickly.

Xiao Zhang: Brother, it’s your fans.

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After a while, the girl named Xiaolu ran in from the outside, her face was still covered with sweat, she first cried out in surprise, and then said a few words of apology.

I looked at it and thought: Why don't you give out a candy after the end of the game?

It just so happened that the waiter came out with a birthday cake and singing.

I, somewhat of a social cow, dragged Yu Yi into the crowd of waiters.

Sing along with them, "Say goodbye to all your troubles and say hello to all your joy."

One of the girls laughed and said, "Why do you sing the birthday song and still get out of tune?"

"It's Yu Yi who sings out of tune hahaha." The girl was joking, but she glanced over and landed on Yu Yi, "Damn it, it's really Yu Yi."

Glancing at me again, "Damn it, wife."

"Oh my god, it's really Yu Yi and his wife, I've hit it off, no, no, I mean, I'm so happy."

"Happy birthday." As I said that, I gave her the Polaroid that I just dropped in from Lin Yu's place.

That Polaroid belonged to Lin Yu, and my and Yu Yi's names were signed on the side.

She whispered, "Parental love."

I can't wait to hold her hand on the spot, good sister, you understand me.

But now that I'm the Lord, I can't do that.

I just pretended not to understand and hmmed?

"it's okay no problem."

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In order to avoid misunderstanding, I explained to them that we came out to play with Lin Yu, not a date.

The girls immediately covered their mouths, "Don't worry, we won't say anything."

"I will keep the photos well!"

When Yu Yi and I left, I heard their deliberately lowered voices, full of excitement, "It's real."

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Before leaving, Yu Yi settled the bill for the fans at that table. Just as she was about to go out, she saw a little girl chasing her out, "Teachers, this is for you."

She was holding a pair of dolls in her hand. Looking at the appearance, it should be me and Yu Yi. Wearing a suit, I suddenly felt like a married couple. I couldn't help but take it over and thank her.

"This is you." Yu Yi said as he took the doll representing me, and put his doll in my hand.

"Then I'll go back and put you on the bedside." I sweetly held Yu Yi's doll.

"You can also put it on the bed." He muttered in such a low voice that I almost didn't catch it. 0

Instead, it was Lin Yu who heard it clearly: Wang?

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The car was parked in the garage of my house, and I walked down, but the car didn't intend to leave, so I turned around and found a reason, "Didn't you say you wanted to see grandma?"

Yu Yi: Yes.

Me: when will you go?

Yu Yi unbuttoned her seat belt: I don't know what day tomorrow is?Does grandma have time?

Me: I have a calendar at home.

Yu Yi: Then let me check the time.

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Who looks at the time and flips the calendar?

And I don't have a calendar at all.

It's just a tacit excuse.

423

"Xiaogu is back."

"Mom? Dad? Xiao Huang?"

I really didn't expect to open the door to see a neat family.

The two of them leaned on the sofa together, staring at Yu Yi and me.

I thought to myself, it's good to estimate the public image, and I didn't do anything at the door.

It's just that the timing of meeting the parents is too wrong, isn't it?

"Mom, why are you making a surprise attack again?" I complained and pulled Yu Yi to sit opposite my parents.

"Can I see you, a busy man, without a raid?" Nonsense, she didn't raid to see me, she clearly wanted to see me.

My dad took off his reading glasses, "Are you smaller than me?"

"Hello, Uncle." Yu Yi couldn't help but sit up straight.

Xiao Huang jumped off my dad's lap, circled around Yu Yi several times full of curiosity, and sat on my lap again, "Mom, why did you bring Xiao Huang here? You don't want to live here, do you? "

Ms. Chen pursed her lips and said cheerfully, "Don't worry, your father and I don't live here permanently, but Xiao Huang does."

"Ok?"

"Your mother recently retired and had nothing to do, so she signed up for a European senior group." My dad explained.

"That's a good relationship, Mom, if you're short of money..." I haven't finished.

"Mom! If you lack money, I will pay!" Yu Yizhong replied angrily, and after finishing speaking, he probably realized that he had said something wrong, "No, I mean auntie."

Ms. Chen glanced at him, seemed quite satisfied, and waved her hand, "No, your father and I have a lot of pensions, and we don't need your money."

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"Mom, are you thirsty? I'll get you a glass of water." As I spoke, I pulled Yu Yi into the kitchen.

Yu Yi's face was full of remorse, "Did I mess it up?"

I patted his head, "It's okay, my parents are very open-minded."

But this obviously couldn't appease him, Yu Yi lowered his head, hugged me, put his head on my shoulder, and said with a trembling voice, "Why, I'm very nervous."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that my uncles and aunts will be dissatisfied with my poor performance, and I'm also afraid that you won't like me because of this."

"Of course I don't dislike you."

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"Why did it take so long to pour water?" Ms. Chen said and pushed open the kitchen door. Yu Yi and I were still hugging each other.

Then she silently exited the kitchen, "Actually, your dad and I are not thirsty either."

Immediately afterwards, I heard Ms. Chen yelling outside, "Old He, it's time to go back to bed so late, take Xiao Huang with you."

"You see, this is not very satisfying." I said with a smile.

Before he had time to be upset, he tiptoed and kissed her.

Do you think you should be shorter?While thinking like this, his thoughts were forcibly pulled back by him.

Leaning halfway against the kitchen cabinet, with his weight on my upper body, I grabbed his clothes in a panic.

"Don't panic." He still had the time to speak out of his mind, hot air puffed on the tip of my nose, and the four eyes met, mixed with strong emotions, intertwined and fused together, and a little aggressive, which made me I couldn't help but shuddered in his arms.

I tried to calm my breathing, "How about going to your house?"

Yu Yi didn't answer at first, and kissed the base of my ear like a superficial touch, and then replied with breath, "Okay."

Small sample, have you learned how to play hard to get?

I think, Yu Yi can do this now, no wife who writes fanfiction is innocent.

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Ms. Chen fostered Xiao Huang in my home, and I shared a photo with Xiao Huang and posted it on Weibo, "Clothes are not as good as new ones, and people are not as good as cats."

When I look at the comments after a while, they are all calling for superfluous.

While reading the comments, I talked to Yu Yi from the kitchen, "Yu Yi, when are we going to adopt one? It's superfluous."

"I asked a friend to help me find it. There is only one that is suitable, and I haven't had time to show it to you."

It's just that it's not difficult to adopt a dog. The key is to get a dog that is exactly the same as Zhenyu. It's not so easy. After all, not everyone can be a substitute.

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While waiting for the meal, I cut the trumpet out of boredom and prepared to fill my stomach with spiritual food.

Yu Yiyun He Chaohua.

"Please tell me, what is this place? Is it what I think it is?" The attached photo is a photo of me and Xiao Huang just now, but it has been magnified by N times, until it is enlarged to the side of my neck, which is almost a mosaic , a little scarlet.

Without even noticing myself, I rushed into the bathroom, which is not what she thought.

I commented in a bunch of truth: probably a mosquito bite.

In less than ten seconds, my trumpet received 10 comments, and everyone was in unison, "Do you know what love is?"