Help!My cp has become a dog

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I squatted next to the bucket, looking at the half-meter-long fish struggling in vain in the bucket, wondering whether it should be braised in soy sauce or steamed.

Yu Yi over there put away the fishing rod, looked at the fish, and then at me, his face lit up with righteous light, he asked me: Do you want to raise it?

Can it be kept in my stomach?

I swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and before I could ask this sentence, Yu Yixiao said shyly: This is the crystallization of our first date.

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Just ask, who would regard a plump carp as the crystallization of love?

Answer: Yu Yi.

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CP fans, do you know that the token of love sent by your master is a carp?

The key is still so, delicious fish.

Like an innocent girl, Yu Yi said to me with spring in her eyes: How about giving it a name?

Without thinking about it, I blurted out: Steamed carp?

Yu Yi:  …

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Yu Yi: Let’s call it Xiaoli.

I watched with reluctance to put the small carp in the water tank that I bought at a high price from the Sunset Fishing Association next door.

Careful care, like a mother.

The loud shouts of the fans seemed to come to my ears.

Yu Yi turned to look at me: Why do you keep staring at me?

Me: I want a male mother, I want a male mother.

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It was already evening when Yu Yi and I returned to the crew hotel. Just as we were about to enter the elevator, the younger junior sister and the beast came out of the elevator. The younger junior sister glanced at the water tank in Yu Yi's hand, and a familiar light flickered in her eyes: Brother He Gu , where did you buy the fish, so big?Can I have dinner tonight?

Why do you use small carp as an ingredient?unacceptable.

Yu Yi glared back at her without saying a word.

I hurriedly smoothed things over: Yu Yi caught it himself and was going to raise it.

The little junior sister probably guessed that she had committed a taboo, so she ran away quickly.

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I listened to the sound of Yu Yi taking a shower in the bathroom, and my mind was filled with images that could not be played.

Squatting by the window, he took out a box of Durex from the cabinet, guiltily put it next to the desk lamp, and felt that it was a bit conspicuous, so he copied a pack of toilet paper and pressed it on top, with only a corner the size of a knuckle leaking out.

Too deceitful.

After all, I am also an adult male who is in the third year, and I feel ashamed to do these things. The heat on my cheeks has spread to the base of my ears, and the air conditioner has been turned down to cool down to relieve it.

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After a while, Yu Yi came out of the bathroom, his forehead was still dripping with water, he was wearing my pajamas, and there was a Q version printed on his chest. It was a gift from fans.

When he came out, I instantly jumped up from the bed and moved towards the sofa with a guilty conscience.

He cleared his voice twice: You are done washing.

Yu Yi: Yes.

Me: I'm going to take a shower then.

Yu Yi: Good.

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Thinking about the long night of me, how could I have the desire to take a bath slowly.

Solve yourself in the straightest way in 5 minutes.

Just as he was about to open the door to go out, he squinted at the perfume by the sink.

It was given by the endorsement brand last time, and it is said that it is recognized as a male fragrance.

I didn't feel it, I even complained to Xiao Zhang, this taste is also mediocre, why do you kill the male fragrance?

Until one day, when Yu Yi passed by me, she suddenly asked me, "Why are you wearing that perfume?"

I replied, "Just spray it, what's the matter?"

He seemed to say to me lightly, "It smells good."

It turned out that it was really Zan Men's fragrance. Since then, this bottle of perfume has become my guest.

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I silently picked up the perfume and sprayed a few drops on my collarbone. The cool perfume was finely sprayed on my skin, and I couldn't help but shudder.

I can't tell if it's because of the cold, or because of the excitement.

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When I opened the bathroom door, Yu Yi was not in the bedroom.

I glanced at the toilet paper on the bedside table, and it didn't even change direction.

I looked at Yu Yi who was squatting next to the fish tank, and called his name twice: Yu Yi?

Yu Yi turned her head and looked at me with anxious expression: Little carp has turned its belly.

I walked over quickly, and sure enough, the little carp turned its belly and half floated on the water.

Looks like it's hopeless.

I patted Yu Yi's shoulder distressedly: "My condolences have changed."

Yu Yi's expression was very hurt.

Me: A fish dies like a lamp, we must respect its fate.

Me: So in order to commemorate Xiaoli, why don't we stew it quickly.

Can't eat without stewing!

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At 02:30 in the morning, the love crystallization of my first date with Yu Yi turned into a pot of boiling fish soup.

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I took a sip of the fish soup, it was neither salty nor bland, but it was delicious enough.

First of all, let us thank Xiaoli for giving his life.

Then I asked Yu Yi: When did you learn to cook?

I still remember that when he was on the set, Yu Yi was a talented chef who could cook noodles into a pot of porridge.

But within half a year, he practiced cooking without my knowledge?

Yu Yi put the white meat with shaved fish bones into my bowl, and said just now: Because you said that you want to find a boyfriend who can cook.

I was surprised: Did I say that?

Yu Yi: It was the time when I made the dough batter last time.

Although he remembered Yu Yi's record, he didn't remember saying this.

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That time, it was during the filming of Yu Yi and I.

After running for 6 hours, I successfully got a high fever buff because of a scene of diving.

Yu Yi kindly left the show to visit me with a bottle of milk in her hand.

"feelling better?"

I gave him the thermometer I had just measured, it was 38 degrees.

"What do you want to eat?"

"Are you cooking it for me?"

Yu Yi hesitated for a while, "But I don't know how to cook."

Does not know how to cook mean that I am the first person to eat his cooking?

"It's okay, just cook some noodles, the kitchen has the ingredients Xiao Zhang just bought."

"Row."

But what's so difficult about cooking noodles?

Until I saw a pot of sticky things that couldn't see the essence of noodles, and the broken eggs were mixed into it, and I complained again and again.

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Looking back now, I seem to have said this sentence, but it was just casually.

I looked at him: Did you have any unreasonable thoughts about me at that time?

Yu Yi didn't even deny it: it seems to be.

Whoever fell in love with whom first seems to be really difficult to trace the root cause, but fortunately it has always been the liking.

I couldn't help being happy, but who knew he also smirked along with me.

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Yu Yi watched me burp, and asked lovingly: Are you full?

I nodded contentedly: I'm full.

Yu Yi and I said at the same time: Then...

I thought to myself: Is it time to sleep?

Yu Yi took out the medicine: It's time to take the medicine.

I swallowed the pill: what's next.

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Shouldn't it be next, like this.

Then that and that.

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Yu Yi: Go to sleep.

While saying yes, I held Yu Yi's hand.

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Yu Yi grabbed my shoulder, and I looked at him expectantly, but he immediately turned me to the side: you lie on your side, you won't touch the wound.

Indeed, this is the case, me: Actually, you can also lie on your stomach.

Yu Yi: Lying on your stomach is not good for your heart.

Me: I don't mean that.

Is it possible that tummy time is just a pose?

Before I even tried to exit, I was forced to lie down by Yu Yi.

Me: Actually, it doesn't hurt that much.

Yu Yi nodded: It seems that this medicine is very useful.

That was not what I meant.

Yu Yi: What does that mean?

I looked at the bedside table behind him: you help me take down the tissues.

Without turning her head, Yu Yi stretched out her hand to grope backwards, then accurately grabbed the tissue, and pushed the innocent box of Durex out of the cabinet.

Yu Yi: Give.

I do not want it.

He kissed me on the forehead: good night.

Forget it, good night, good night