Help!My cp has become a dog

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Me: I am a cow of capital, plowing on one side and plowing on the other.

Xiao Zhang looked at me sympathetically: Brother, don’t cry, Brother Hui and I have applied, saying that you are allowed to eat barbecue after the broadcast today.

I immediately stood up: I am proud of working part-time.

Just after two weeks of high-intensity filming here, Brother Hui sent over the itinerary for the live broadcast.

However, thanks to this dense work arrangement, I have no worldly desires, and I can always recite Amitabha Buddha in the new commercials I like.

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Yu Yi's new advertisement, a certain cosmetic, keywords, underwater, wet body.

The fans shouted, I can.

Nonsense, only me can.

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"Finally see my wife's face again, woo woo woo."

"Did my wife lose weight? What's the matter with Xiao Zhang?"

Xiao Zhang, what's the matter with you!How did you starve me so thin?

The barrage of all kinds flashed so fast that I couldn't see it.

Me: Please swipe slowly, I can’t see it anymore.

"When will Teacher He Gu wrap up? I want to watch my wife's new play."

Me: Soon, it depends on the arrangement of the platform.

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I quickly entered the game.

Pinch face page.

Me: Let me see, let me make a man.

Fan: "How about beautiful sister?"

I ignored their request: I don't, I'm going to be handsome and handsome.

While I was debugging the data bar for pinching the face, I said in the live broadcast: the nose should be higher, and the eyebrows should be more aggressive.

The fans were puzzled: "Gong? Wife, you must have a correct self-awareness."

This side needs to be raised a bit, the contour of the cheek is adjusted, and after some adjustments, I finally have a face that I am satisfied with. I am relieved and nodded in satisfaction: this face is so handsome.

and many more.

Fans also said, "This face is very visual."

Me: What is the sense of sight?

"Yu Yi's sense of déjà vu."

When I was discovered, I chuckled, "It's easy to pinch, and it's actually a bit like Teacher Meng."

"In these years, can you still beat Meng He?"

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Today I am not the only one who is broadcasting live, but also my opponent.

That's right, it's Lin Yu.

As my opponent, he and I live broadcast the same game at the same time period, and I don't know if the game party did it on purpose.

When Brother Hui heard about Lin Yu, he gritted his teeth with hatred, and personally pulled all the staff in the studio to work overtime to make data.

At the same time, they shouted in the work group: the head can be broken and the blood can flow, and our data cannot be lost.

Lin Yu wasn't idle either,

My playback volume on this side has just reached 50, and it is 51W on the other side. Brother Hui will surpass it a little bit, and Lin Yu will go up a little bit more.

Brother Hui: I must kill that bastard Liu Facai today.

Liu Facai, Lin Yu's manager, Brother Hui's nemesis and senior.

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When Brother Hui and Liu Facai were fighting hard.

I met Lin Yu on the same map.

He wields a long sword and hits a mob with 10 blood in a lonely way, dealing 50 damage in one hit.

The mob hit him 5000 at once, and after half of his blood was hit, Lin Yu raised his blood.

A weak and innocent nanny.

If the barrage hadn't told me, I wouldn't have known about Lin Yu at this time.

I looked at him, and his gaze shifted to me.

Lin Shenyouyu: Brother, bring QWQ.

I ruthlessly rejected him: Can my brother not take it?

Lin Shenyouyu: Brother, I'll brush up the yacht for you.

Me: My brother loves to help each other, let’s join the group.

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Xiao Zhang was more excited than me when he saw his idol enter the group, and kept nagging at me all the time.

"Brother, don't go so fast, he won't be able to keep up." "Brother, look at him, he is dying." "Brother, will you help him fight monsters?"

Me: Why don't you become Lin Yu's assistant.

Xiao Zhang was quite regretful: I went, Liu Facai let me go as soon as he heard that I was Brother Hui's cousin.

"What, Xiao Zhang is Brother Hui's cousin?" The bullet screen was shocked, and he had already forgotten Xiao Zhang's behavior of licking the dog just now.

It is true that I have never told anyone about this matter. The relationship between Xiao Zhang and Brother Hui goes up three generations, and no one takes it seriously.

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An hour passed, and I finally rose to level 20 in tatters.

And the weak and helpless nanny in my team is already dressed luxuriously, and she is ranked third on the krypton gold list.

I carefully asked Lin Yu: Is your income from the live broadcast this evening enough?

Lin Yu, who was showing off the appearance of special effects, suddenly stopped still, and only spoke after a long while, "It's a big loss."

"Beauty is temporary, but stupidity is forever."

Whether it's the fans in my live broadcast room or the fans in Lin Yu's live broadcast room, they all swiped hahaha for several minutes without stopping.

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After finally stumbling to level 30, Lin Yu's side is already like an eggplant beaten by Shuang.

The system floated a line of yellow text prompts.

"Now you can go to the marriage registry office in the main city and register your marriage with your partner."

This is a new feature of the game that was just launched recently, so the bullet screen urged me to get married.

Me: It takes two people.

Barrage, "Look for Xiao Yu!" "Our Xiao Yu is already a rich woman."

I chatted secretly: rich lady, are you there?Are you married?

Lin Yu: Brother Hegu, are you crazy?Are you not afraid to beat me up?

Me: Of course I’m not afraid, I’m talking about the marriage system in the game.

You talk to me carefully, lest he say something wrong and your heart skips a beat. Fortunately, everyone has gotten used to the relationship between me and He Gu, and didn't care whether there was any deep meaning in what he said.

Lin Yu: That's fine.

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I was dressed in rags, rode a camel I had given at the beginning, and led a gorgeously dressed rich woman, riding a flying unicorn, all the way to the marriage registration office.

Me: Rich woman, after I get married, can you buy me an identical unicorn?

Rich woman: No, it's too expensive.

Why is this soft rice so hard.

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Just after passing the teleportation page, the rich woman turned her head and turned into a corpse.

I poked the rich woman: how did she die?

Rich woman: I don't know, who married Lao Tzu later?

I flipped through the records and copied a yellow kill reminder to him.

"Assassin A" successfully killed "Lin Shen Jian Yu".

Me: Whoa, assassin.

At this time, someone in the barrage said, "I know this Assassin A, he belongs to the well-known killer organization in this server."

When I played this game for the first time, I was a little surprised, "Is there a killer organization in this game?"

"Yes, it is to collect money and help others kill."

While talking, Lin Yu had already struggled to get up, but only moved two steps forward.

"Assassin A" successfully killed "Lin Shen Jian Yu".

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I:.......

Lin Yu: ...

Me: Is it possible that your behavior of charging krypton just now caused the dissatisfaction of the richest woman on the list, so she sent someone to kill you.

Lin Yu: Help me.

As he spoke, he struggled to get up, didn't have a mouthful of milk, and was killed again.

Barrage: "Is this Jianghu?"

I shouted to Lin Yu from the air, you can type and ask him why he keeps killing you.

Lin Shenjianyu: Brother, can you stop hitting me, I'm in a hurry to get married.

Assassin A squatted beside him: I just can't let you get married.

Me & Lin Yu:?

Assassin A: The master said, one kill costs 10 yuan, until you leave the registration office.

Those present, Lin Yu, me and everyone in the barrage were silent.

Me: So you are worth 10 yuan.

Assassin A: I didn't want to accept it at such a cheap price, but I tried it just now and felt that it was expensive.

Me: he means your food

E-sports, food is the original sin.