Help!My cp has become a dog

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Yu Yi got out of the car, rushed to the driver of the chartered car on the side of the road and asked: How much did the two of them spend on the chartered car?

He speaks the local dialect: 3 days, 2000 a day, full board and lodging.

Xiao Zhang: You are quite dark.

Driver: Brother, it is against the law to follow the car. Whoever pays less will do it.

Xiao Zhang waved his fist: You also know it's against the law.

Yu Yi: I'll give you the money, and you return the money to those two little girls. The children's money is stolen, and you are not afraid of retribution.

The driver obviously didn't care about that much, as long as he had the money, he simply took the money and refunded it.

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We in the car heard a "ding" sound from the little girl's mobile phone behind, and the sound of receiving money.

I looked at Yu Yi out of the car window with love in my eyes. The sun shone on his side face like a golden light.

The girl in the back seat: Yu Yi is so handsome.

This is my word!

Me: Go back and study hard, don't think about chasing stars all day long.

The girl nodded and said earnestly: Brother, I agree to your marriage.

I:?

Do I still need your consent?Are you sick in your head?

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Two hours later, the girls' parents finally came. After arriving, they naturally took a lot of scolding, and each led their daughters back.

Sitting in the car on the way home, I casually posted a Weibo against illegitimate birth.

After a while, it was sent to the hot search, and everyone naturally thought of the car-following incident two days ago, and the retweets soon reached 10,000+.

Some people in the square condemned the illegitimate fans of following the car, some posted microblogs about the artists, and some thought I was hype.

I'm so used to it, I don't care.

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In retrospect, this mentality was learned from Yu Yi.

Yu Yi has been ridiculed by various media in the past few years. Even when he took over the show, the media used the words "forced to go to sea" to describe his decision.

I saw these marketing accounts at the time, and asked Brother Hui in wonder: Why did everyone say that Yu Yi was forced to go to sea, and why wasn’t I forced to go to sea?

Brother Hui: Others are forced to go into the sea, but you jump into the sea by yourself.

I clicked my tongue twice: Why can't I go to the sea? This is so right, it seems that Yu Yi and I are going to make an A movie.

Xiao Zhang's cheerful voice sounded at the door: Why doesn't brother Yu Yi go in?

I think Yu Yi has some eavesdropping skills on him.

Yu Yi said embarrassingly: I'm passing by and I'm going back.

After saying that, he really left, Brother Hui: I think you have to apologize.

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I knocked on Yu Yi's door and sincerely apologized to him, "I'm sorry."

Originally, I wanted to say I'm sorry and let it go, after all, we've been together for two or three months, and the relationship is also familiar, so there's no need to get angry because of a joke.

Who knew he got out of the way and let me come in and say it.

Me: I was joking with brother Hui just now, don't mind.

Yu Yi: I don't mind. How about a Coke?

And what about this treatment?I nodded quickly.

I asked Yu Yi: Are you not angry when they arrange you like this?

Yu Yi: Do you think I am the kind of person they say?

I shook my head, wondering if he was giving me a chance to praise him?

Me: You are handsome, young, good at acting, warm and generous, cheerful, pure and lovely.

Yu Yi rolled her eyes at me.

Yu Yi: What they comment on is only Yu Yi in their eyes, not the real me, nor the me in your eyes.

I seem to understand it, but I don’t seem to understand it. I am like the innocent monster in the Pansi Cave, and the little white-faced Tang Seng on the opposite side, telling me seriously, "The poor monk is calling here and there, going everywhere."

But the little monster only wanted to know how this little Tang Monk stewed so that it tastes good.

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Yu Yi: You will meet this kind of person in the future.

Me: Then I will scold them along the network cable, and I am quite fierce in scolding.

Yu Yi:  …

Yu Yi: I mean, just ignore them

Afterwards, I told Ms. Chen that I felt that Yu Yi watched it very well, and it was very awesome.

Ms. Chen told me speechlessly: People call me not happy with things but not sad with myself. If you dare to be so uneducated, don't call me mom.

Me: Mom, a single bet is not considered a bet.

Me: Hey, mom, are you still there?

There is only a "beep" sound on the opposite side.

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Yu Yi quickly reposted my Weibo, and simply wrote a few words, "Chasing stars rationally, rejecting illegitimate lives."

Lin Yu next door was different. Not only did he repost Weibo, but he also wrote an 800-word essay about the last time he was followed by a car.

To sum it up in one sentence, "I was almost scared out of a heart attack."

I commented back ruthlessly, "You have never been afraid of driving at 120 mph."

Yu Yi didn't comment, but gave me a thumbs up.

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I watched the sky outside gradually darken, thinking in my heart how many minutes were left before Yu Yi was about to leave.

I sighed: Brother Dabao will definitely arrange a lot of announcements for you.

Yu Yi: Well, it has been sent over, there is a filming of endorsement.

I counted the days with my fingers: I still have a month's shooting schedule, and I won't be able to go back until at least next month.

I have gotten used to the days when Yu Yi is always by my side, but the sudden separation left me feeling empty.

Me: Why don't you try to become a dog again?

Yu Yi: I'm afraid I can't.

Me: why not?

Unexpectedly, his breath rushed towards my face, with the aroma of milk, it rushed straight into the tip of my tongue, and exploded in my brain along the taste buds.

Yu Yi: Because that's why I can't kiss you.

I pushed him: where did you learn it?There is also a set of small words.

Yu Yi answered seriously: I learned from those CP fans.

Me: Do you dare to fall in love with fan literature?

Yu Yi nodded: I think what they wrote makes sense, isn't it right?Then I will change it.

I gritted my teeth: It's good, change your fart!

Yu Yi: But you didn't seem to like it just now?

I grabbed a handful of Yu Yi's collar: I call it "rejection and welcome!"

Yu Yi is good at everything, but he is a bit inept when it comes to flirting.

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I found a more fitting suit for Yu Yi, which was not as funny as that one, and he called a car to go to the airport.

I was a little bit reluctant, and took his arm: I will send you down.

Yu Yi did not refuse: good.

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At the side door of the hotel, four faces looked at each other with evil intentions.

The little junior sister chuckled: Brother He Gu, you're back.

Me: Yes, what a coincidence.

The two men next to him stood upright without speaking.

I glanced at the man next to her, isn't this the male number three in the play?Yu Yi also guest-starred in his animal body.

I agreed and said: Isn't this the divine beast?

The little junior sister said in embarrassment: Brother He Gu, I can hear you.

I said embarrassingly: Then I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and everything goes well.

The beast replied blankly: Thank you.

Junior Junior Sister: So what do you think about today?

Me: I don't see anything.

The little junior sister couldn't help but put her thumbs up: good brother.

Me: That's what I mean...

The little junior sister understands in seconds: Who is Yu Yi?I have been staying in the hotel today.