After handing in the cub game

"Conspiracy, this is definitely Hua Guo's conspiracy!"

"How could Huaguo have the ability to mutate the whole world? Don't talk nonsense."

"You guys have caught so many monsters, there must be some secret weapon, I suggest that Huaguo make it public, and use it to help the whole world tide over the difficulties!"

"Ah, magic weapon? (Show pictures) Look, we caught it with a crane. Don't you have a crane there? We can send you a few for free."

"There are so many cultivation methods in Huaguo. You must have stolen them from other countries! I suggest that Huaguo make the exercises public and let everyone examine them carefully!"

"Don't talk nonsense after you have said it. Those exercises are just our ancient books. You can go home and look for them. Maybe your ancestors also left some of them. Oh, maybe you can find us."

"By the way, I remember that not long ago, there was a live broadcast in the beautiful country showing supernatural powers. It seemed that he could help awaken them, and that the government had arrested many supernatural beings? Does that mean that the government of the beautiful country has many supernatural beings in captivity now? What is your purpose? Please let the beautiful country explain this problem."

……

As Yan Jue thought, after the press conference, Huaguo received calls from leaders of several countries almost within a second, and the conversations were nothing more than what Huaguo officials showed at the press conference. something.

Of course, he is not qualified to know the content of the phone call, and the information he can know is all the content of the foreign ministry's foreign negotiations.When calling people abroad, they naturally did not forget to send people from their own foreign ministry to try to find some useful information from the side.

The website released by the Propaganda Department has also been viewed by people abroad. However, the Huaguo ID number is required to log in to the website. Now the official management of Huaguo is extremely strict in special times, and facial recognition is required. They just want to buy an account from anywhere. can't do it.

In desperation, he had no choice but to use the spies who had been buried in Huaguo for many years, but he was caught without moving a few times.

Hua Guo thought with his toes, and he could also think of some black hands abroad, and he had guarded against it early, how could he just watch inaction?Now let’s try to catch the turtle in the urn. The official looked at the many "little bugs" that were captured, showing the joy of an old farmer with a good harvest.

Naturally, a large number of people abroad were so angry that they almost vomited blood, but there was no way for them to attack them on the surface because of the losses they suffered in the dark.

If you talk too much, the people in the Ministry of Foreign Affairs are also annoying.Instead of staring at them, why don't you look back at your own home? They have achieved some effective results, but it's too shameful to keep thinking about taking advantage of others.To put it bluntly, why are you shameless?

Yan Jue almost laughed out loud when he heard this.

The people of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs are wonderful, what do you mean by "some effective results"?That is obviously a cheat to maintain the stability of the country and lead everyone to become stronger.But anything that a thinking person would be jealous of becomes "some" results in their mouths.

This is still only an announcement that Huaguo has the cultivation cheats. When the research institute announces the physical potion, won't foreign countries go crazy?Not to mention the potion that has already entered the synthesis experiment stage, but the official website will be opened tomorrow, and the few promotional videos released will make people panic after watching it abroad.

Thinking of the promotional video, Yan Jue suddenly couldn't laugh.

At [-]:[-] a.m. on the second day of the press conference, the Propaganda Department announced that the official website for exchanging cultivation cheats was officially opened.After countless people logged into their pre-registered accounts, they were caught by a mandatory promotional video.

The promotional video is fragmented. The first paragraph is the monks in the temple chanting scriptures in the main hall.

Accompanied by the sound of wooden fish and murmuring, most people who have no interest in Buddhism are not upset when they hear the humming sound for the first time, but calm down, as if their minds have been purified, there is a feeling that all thoughts are empty The comfortable and relaxed feeling made them unable to stop holding the hand of the mouse and pulling it back over and over again.

After accidentally forgetting to pull the progress bar, the intruding voice brought back their thoughts. People who remembered their purpose when they came looked at the screen in surprise, thinking about the deep meaning behind that passage, and listened to an old man. The mellow voice said: "Yes, the spiritual energy has recovered, and most of the scriptures collected in our temple have a concrete effect."

what?

"At present, it has been verified that only those who have practiced Buddhism for many years have this miraculous ability. Ordinary people who only read the words will have no effect."

Oh.

"Effect? ​​The scriptures we recite when encountering ghosts can effectively help the Special Administration Bureau dispel the resentment or purify the ghosts. When encountering monsters, we also have monks who can come forward to help. Even in normal times, we can also recite Recite some corresponding scriptures to drive away distracting thoughts for ordinary people."

"..."

What!

ghost?

Before people finished horrified by a certain word that the abbot revealed during the interview, his interview was over and the scene switched to the next one.

The second section shows men and women wearing Taoist uniforms practicing sword/fist in the Taoist temple. There are some long desks beside them, and the people behind are waving brushes and writing something.The person in front of the screen shook his head, trying to read the content on the paper.But they don't need to look at it, everything is in the distance, a man with a bun starts to wave a mahogany sword in one hand and a talisman paper in one hand.

Generally speaking, when the talisman works, you can't see anything except the fleeting fire, but this time, for the sake of shooting effect, the Taoist priest specially found a difficult rain talisman and performed it for everyone A magical Taoism in which local "rainfall" within a radius of one meter, and then the ground is instantly wiped out.

After showing the Taoism, the Taoist priest went to the camera and accepted a routine interview.

Similar to the previous Buddhism, it is all about who can drive the talisman paper, have true energy, and where should ordinary people go to seek advice if they want to practice, so as not to be deceived.

The third section is group portraits, Miao Gu, Feng Shui, physiognomy master, corpse exorcist... and a series of characters that only appear in folklore or novels appear in turn, briefly explaining their occupations.

Just when the people in front of the screen were stunned, a handsome man suddenly appeared in the last clip.

With no background tool person and no professional display, this handsome guy in ordinary clothes smiled at the camera and introduced himself: "I am a monk on the second floor of Qi training."

The off-camera interviewer asked, "Is Xiu Zhen very good?"

Handsome guy Yan Jue: "I can only say that there is a big difference between the practice of cultivation in reality and your expectation that once you learn it, you will be so arrogant that you will be the only one in the world. There is no practice that will let you learn it at the beginning. Kill the Quartet and become a strong opponent."

"Cultivation is a difficult and extremely willpower-testing path. Once you choose it, you will not see any results for a long time. At this time, people's self-confidence will easily collapse into self-doubt, so I want to persuade People who want to cultivate the truth must be cautious. Otherwise, the word obsession is not just a written word."

Then he asked some questions about the feeling and understanding after possessing aura, and Yan Jue pointed out the process for those who want to practice cultivation.

"If you want to cultivate the truth, please be sure to test the spiritual root first, and then use the contribution to exchange for the method of entraining qi. After successfully entraining qi, consider whether to exchange it for the method. Because entraining qi is very difficult, in case ... It's better for everyone to take a step at a time, anyway, all the exercises that can be exchanged are always in stock, there is no chance that you will not have a chance to talk about it after others buy it."

Interviewer: "Thank you, Taoist priest, for your sincere advice to the general public. In the end, do you have anything else to tell everyone?"

Yan Jue smiled slightly and said lightly: "Everyone must believe in science."

Then, Yan Jue lifted up his spiritual energy and flew into the sky, floating away.

The person in front of the screen: ………

Believe in science, right? Daoist, can you get someone to install a wire on you before you persuade us to believe in science?Otherwise, it would appear that they are easy to deceive.

Because the last paragraph was too "shocking", after the promotional video was played, some people couldn't help reopening the promotional video and watched the Taoist priest's words of persuasion (zhuang) and advice (bi) again at the end.

Some couldn't wait, so they ran to check the items on the "Exchange" page. Then, they were shocked by the detailed classification above and the various exercises books below, and their eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Yes, they had a little psychological preparation after watching the press conference, but after a night of repeated calm down, and watching the promo video again, their self-righteous understanding still couldn't hide the fact that they saw the official announcement. The shock of massive exercises.

What comes with it is a chest full of self-confidence.

Although there is no mention of official force in the promotional materials, how are the soldiers doing now, but the answer is obvious once so many exercises are displayed.

Hua Guo is definitely a muscular rabbit now, the kind that punches other small animals one by one.

After a variety of pride and proud emotions showed their sense of existence in turn, they finally thought of the most critical question: how to convert the contribution?

But don’t make the calculation based on the contribution to society, such as paying taxes, good people and good deeds. If this is the case, under the gap between the rich and the poor, the rich can almost seamlessly connect with the kryptonites in the game. They are all full, how can these commoners play?

What's more, rich people are not necessarily all honest people who are moral, intellectual, physical, and artistic. For example, some celebrities earn a lot of money and donate a lot to charity. They still evade taxes and drive hundreds of thousands of cars. Want to rub against ETC... If such a person runs in front of them, it will be really hard to tell.

With apprehensive emotions, they went to the contribution page to take a look, and they were instantly relieved.

In the description, the text that is only one size smaller than the three big characters of "contribution degree" clearly stated that the contribution degree is linked to the credit value.Further down, it is a summary of all behaviors that can be included in the "credit value", and a step-by-step description of how to convert and exchange.

This is good, honesty is the foundation of a person.

The degree of contribution is linked to the credit value. Although it is not perfect, among all the methods that can be thought of at present, this is the one that can benefit the general public the most.After all, the credit value mostly includes some small things in daily life. Riding a shared bicycle and returning it on time can be included in it, but the value is not too large.

At this time, some people have a bad idea, thinking that they can find a few people to swipe their credit and exchange it for sharing exercises, or copy it and resell it, which is also a good way to make a lot of money every day.But when they saw the instructions for exchanging exercises later on, they couldn't laugh anymore.

Because the exchange of exercises must be done in person at the local special management bureau, and mailing is not supported.What's more, when exchanging, the staff of the Special Administration Bureau directly instilled the content into your mind with jade charms, and the words are not any kind known in the world, only you know the meaning of those words.

In other words, there is no way to replicate at all.

People who want to earn the difference frown and try to protest this "inhumane" method, but most people are very supportive.

The officials have said that no matter what kind of exercises are practiced, there are risks. If you hold the genuine ones, you are afraid that you will go crazy. Who would dare to practice second-hand content written by others?

If you make a typo, you will either die or go crazy.Besides, the exchange of credit value is not too harsh, a little effort is definitely hopeful to exchange for exercises, there is no need to go crooked.

Of course, if someone is so "desperate", they have nothing to do with it, just respect and wish.

People browsing the website couldn't help but make strange noises.

Today they have experienced the depressive howling that they want to shout because they are too excited but are afraid of complaints, and the excitement that makes them want to dance and run out the door and run around.

The country fell into a sea of ​​cheers, and abroad... the people from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs rolled up their sleeves again and fought against those speeches that directly threw away their shame.

Office of the Headquarters of the Special Administration.

Zhou Taotao participated in the video conference with a straight face.

At the end of the meeting, he said: "Everything is normal now. The Special Administrative Bureau has received a lot of people who have come to inquire about the exchange value, but there are not many who have actually exchanged it. Everyone is still studying exercises or waiting for others to come up with a strategy."

"Very good, Taotao, don't take it lightly." Pan Wencheng said with a serious face, "The next thing we need to pay attention to is to prevent people from becoming obsessed with self-cultivation and other exercises and resisting daily production, thus affecting the functioning of society."

This matter should have been highlighted during the meeting, but now that he can't come back, he can only change it to an online meeting.

"The other thing is to prevent someone from taking the opportunity to form a new cult/religion to deceive the public in the name of helping you obtain spiritual energy. You are familiar with these Taotao. I don't need to say more about how to deal with those fraudulent methods that change the soup without changing the medicine. .”

"I see." Zhou Taotao was serious.

In the end, he made a summary. After announcing the adjournment of the meeting, Pan Wencheng signaled Zhou Taotao to stay for a while, and the video was changed to one-on-one. He asked, "Where's Xiao Jue? Doesn't he feel troublesome and doesn't want to listen?"

Zhou Taotao suppressed a smile: "No, he was sitting next to me. With the announcement from the Propaganda Minister and the meeting he can attend, how dare he escape."

Yan Jue himself is sitting in his office and shutting himself up.

What was supposed to be a simple interview turned into shooting a promotional video, so let’s just shoot it. The finished product is still mandatory to watch on the website and has been kept until now.

He wanted to protest, but the Minister of Propaganda said "I understand what I said, I didn't hide it from you", coupled with the pointed look in his eyes, he didn't dare to say anything.

It's all his fault that he was distracted and didn't hear the key points clearly, and was tricked by the minister.he hates.

The author says:

The content of the article has nothing to do with reality. ^-^