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Chapter 156 Huo Yu Wants to Vomit
Huo Yu quickly looked away, and strode out of the bathroom to the savings cabin. This is already the No. 18 duckling doll he lost. God knows that Qi Tang's taking a bath is like going to war. Either he wants that or he wants this. Using body wash can make bubbles all over the house, and playing with a water gun can flood the house. Recently, I became obsessed with ducklings. The strange thing is that I lost them after playing with them. I bought them specially to prevent him from finding them. A whole box.
Half a month after returning home, except for his childish behavior, he has improved in other aspects. He no longer rejects anyone, and he will often pay attention to his sons' activities and warn them to study hard.
But think about it, at this time, Qi Tang really looks cuter....
"But... cute ass!" Huo Yu returned to the bathroom, and was dumbfounded as soon as he entered the door. One second, he was secretly happy that he was cute, but the next second he almost fainted, "Baby, don't you take a bath?" What are you doing?"
Looking at the gourd baby stickers all over the wall, especially the dense ones, Huo Yu felt like he was going to throw up, his eyes swelled and his scalp was numb, and he wished he could take them all off immediately, making his fingers itch.
Qi Tang approached cheerfully with his arms shirtless, grinning and said: "Hey~~ Brother Ayu looks good, let me tell you, this is a big baby with great strength, and this is a second baby, he has clairvoyance and good ears, And here are three..."
"Okay, okay, I know who they are, I want to ask you, I told you to take a bath in the bathtub, what kind of stickers did you run down to play with, and they are densely pasted, can you take them off?"
As he said that, he directly tore off two of them with his hands, but Qi Tang was annoyed, "Why did you tear off my stickers, big villain, I won't play with you anymore."
"It's not baby, you posted too much, you feel a little dilated."
"If you don't like them, you don't like me. I don't care about you."
"I didn't say I don't like you, I just think there are too many stickers all over the wall."
"Not much, not at all."
Qi Tang counseled viciously, his anger became more energetic, he snatched the duckling from his hand with a sullen face, and widened his eyes, "Brother Ayu, go out, you are not allowed to come in while I take a bath, and I don't want your help either. "
"If I don't help, it's okay for you. Be obedient. I'll help you. I apologize to you. Brother Ayu was wrong. I'll put the sticker back on you now."
To prevent him from making trouble in the shower, Huo Yu didn't dare to be sloppy, quickly pasted the sticker on the wall, suppressed retching and said, "Look, I posted it, is it the same as before, right?"
"Different."
"What's different, I posted it according to your position."
"It's different if it's different. I don't care. I don't want this ugly duck either."
Slap!He threw the duckling into the bathtub accurately, and said angrily, "You are the same as the duckling. You are so ugly. I don't like it at all. You broke my sticker. You will pay me for it." .”
Seeing him getting emotional, Huo Yu could only squeeze out a smile, and coaxed him: "Yes, it was my fault, my fault, I shouldn't have deducted your stickers, I'll buy them for you next time, okay, now take a bath obediently, Otherwise, it will be frozen."
After finishing speaking, he was about to pull him by the hand, but Qi Tang patted him back, he lit up his arms and signaled: "Don't touch me, you're ugly, and this little duck is also ugly."
Boom!
He went straight into the bathtub and threw the duckling out of the water without anyone looking.
Forbearance, Huo Yu, if you insist on not getting angry, you must endure!
Huo Yu cheered himself up, scratched his head, sighed softly, picked up the duckling on the ground and handed it to him, and said very seriously: "Baby, it's Brother Ayu's fault, I won't snap your stuff next time , very nice, the stickers all over the wall are very beautiful, I like it very much.”
"Really?" Qi Tang turned his head slowly, his eyes were blushing.
"Well, as long as the baby likes, you can do anything."
"Actually, brother Ayu is different from ducklings. Brother Ayu is not ugly. I just said it on purpose."
"Then... does the baby like Brother Ayu?"
"like."
Hearing a satisfactory answer, he pampered his little head, "Come on, Brother Ayu will help you take a bath."
"Brother Ayu, let's wash together."
Just when Huo Yu was about to take off his little pants, he was suddenly interrupted. Qi Tang stood up from the bathtub with a grunt. His wet little pants were tightly attached to his body, and before Huo Yu could make a move, he took them off Suddenly, a ray of spring appeared.
"Baby, sit down quickly."
Damn, how could he stand holding the baby in front of his eyes.
"Brother Ayu, my mother-in-law said that we are husband and wife, we can take a bath together."
"Brother Ayu still has work to do later, don't rush to take a shower, can you take a shower first?"
Qi Tang realized that he would refuse every time he took a bath, and asked unhappily: "Do you think my little flag is not as big as yours, and there is a small hole in it... eh!"
Halfway through hearing the words, Huo Yu was so frightened that he covered his mouth with his hands, stopped him immediately and then slowly dropped his hands, his face flushed, and he said in embarrassment: "Baby, don't say such things in the future, no matter in front of anyone Don't mention about your private parts, do you hear me?"
"Can't anyone?"
"No."
"Then why are ours different."
"This..." Huo Yu scratched his head in embarrassment, "Actually, there is no difference, it's just that you have a special body, and then..."
How the hell should I explain it?His subconscious is still a child!
"Then what?" He stared brightly, as if listening to a story, looking forward to it.
"And then, it's your physique. Except for the person you like, you can't touch anyone. Once others touch you, you won't be able to give birth to a baby."
"If someone touches me, can't I have a baby?"
"Correct."
"If you touch someone you like, Tangtang will be able to give birth to a baby?"
"Correct."
"Then I like Brother Ayu..."
"Ah."
Just when Huo Yu was complacent, he thought he had successfully changed the topic, but Qi Tang continued, "I still like my mother-in-law, Xiaoye and Axuan, brother Lei Xu, brother Dongchen, and cousin, I like Mo Yan, I like..."
"Stop!" Huo Yu was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, looked at him and explained: "Baby, I was wrong just now, except for me, no one can touch you, and you are not allowed to be touched by others, even if you You can’t even like those people, you know?”
"Oh!" He nodded, half understanding.
In order to divert his attention, Huo Yu resolutely told a fairy tale that he was good at, and successfully resolved the matter. Due to the emptiness in his body recently, he was too crazy to hold back.
"Ah~~~"
In the L-MO bar, there was a roar from the private room, causing Wu Gui and Erhu to tremble in fright, and asked in confusion, "Huo Yu, what's wrong?"
Half a month after returning home, except for his childish behavior, he has improved in other aspects. He no longer rejects anyone, and he will often pay attention to his sons' activities and warn them to study hard.
But think about it, at this time, Qi Tang really looks cuter....
"But... cute ass!" Huo Yu returned to the bathroom, and was dumbfounded as soon as he entered the door. One second, he was secretly happy that he was cute, but the next second he almost fainted, "Baby, don't you take a bath?" What are you doing?"
Looking at the gourd baby stickers all over the wall, especially the dense ones, Huo Yu felt like he was going to throw up, his eyes swelled and his scalp was numb, and he wished he could take them all off immediately, making his fingers itch.
Qi Tang approached cheerfully with his arms shirtless, grinning and said: "Hey~~ Brother Ayu looks good, let me tell you, this is a big baby with great strength, and this is a second baby, he has clairvoyance and good ears, And here are three..."
"Okay, okay, I know who they are, I want to ask you, I told you to take a bath in the bathtub, what kind of stickers did you run down to play with, and they are densely pasted, can you take them off?"
As he said that, he directly tore off two of them with his hands, but Qi Tang was annoyed, "Why did you tear off my stickers, big villain, I won't play with you anymore."
"It's not baby, you posted too much, you feel a little dilated."
"If you don't like them, you don't like me. I don't care about you."
"I didn't say I don't like you, I just think there are too many stickers all over the wall."
"Not much, not at all."
Qi Tang counseled viciously, his anger became more energetic, he snatched the duckling from his hand with a sullen face, and widened his eyes, "Brother Ayu, go out, you are not allowed to come in while I take a bath, and I don't want your help either. "
"If I don't help, it's okay for you. Be obedient. I'll help you. I apologize to you. Brother Ayu was wrong. I'll put the sticker back on you now."
To prevent him from making trouble in the shower, Huo Yu didn't dare to be sloppy, quickly pasted the sticker on the wall, suppressed retching and said, "Look, I posted it, is it the same as before, right?"
"Different."
"What's different, I posted it according to your position."
"It's different if it's different. I don't care. I don't want this ugly duck either."
Slap!He threw the duckling into the bathtub accurately, and said angrily, "You are the same as the duckling. You are so ugly. I don't like it at all. You broke my sticker. You will pay me for it." .”
Seeing him getting emotional, Huo Yu could only squeeze out a smile, and coaxed him: "Yes, it was my fault, my fault, I shouldn't have deducted your stickers, I'll buy them for you next time, okay, now take a bath obediently, Otherwise, it will be frozen."
After finishing speaking, he was about to pull him by the hand, but Qi Tang patted him back, he lit up his arms and signaled: "Don't touch me, you're ugly, and this little duck is also ugly."
Boom!
He went straight into the bathtub and threw the duckling out of the water without anyone looking.
Forbearance, Huo Yu, if you insist on not getting angry, you must endure!
Huo Yu cheered himself up, scratched his head, sighed softly, picked up the duckling on the ground and handed it to him, and said very seriously: "Baby, it's Brother Ayu's fault, I won't snap your stuff next time , very nice, the stickers all over the wall are very beautiful, I like it very much.”
"Really?" Qi Tang turned his head slowly, his eyes were blushing.
"Well, as long as the baby likes, you can do anything."
"Actually, brother Ayu is different from ducklings. Brother Ayu is not ugly. I just said it on purpose."
"Then... does the baby like Brother Ayu?"
"like."
Hearing a satisfactory answer, he pampered his little head, "Come on, Brother Ayu will help you take a bath."
"Brother Ayu, let's wash together."
Just when Huo Yu was about to take off his little pants, he was suddenly interrupted. Qi Tang stood up from the bathtub with a grunt. His wet little pants were tightly attached to his body, and before Huo Yu could make a move, he took them off Suddenly, a ray of spring appeared.
"Baby, sit down quickly."
Damn, how could he stand holding the baby in front of his eyes.
"Brother Ayu, my mother-in-law said that we are husband and wife, we can take a bath together."
"Brother Ayu still has work to do later, don't rush to take a shower, can you take a shower first?"
Qi Tang realized that he would refuse every time he took a bath, and asked unhappily: "Do you think my little flag is not as big as yours, and there is a small hole in it... eh!"
Halfway through hearing the words, Huo Yu was so frightened that he covered his mouth with his hands, stopped him immediately and then slowly dropped his hands, his face flushed, and he said in embarrassment: "Baby, don't say such things in the future, no matter in front of anyone Don't mention about your private parts, do you hear me?"
"Can't anyone?"
"No."
"Then why are ours different."
"This..." Huo Yu scratched his head in embarrassment, "Actually, there is no difference, it's just that you have a special body, and then..."
How the hell should I explain it?His subconscious is still a child!
"Then what?" He stared brightly, as if listening to a story, looking forward to it.
"And then, it's your physique. Except for the person you like, you can't touch anyone. Once others touch you, you won't be able to give birth to a baby."
"If someone touches me, can't I have a baby?"
"Correct."
"If you touch someone you like, Tangtang will be able to give birth to a baby?"
"Correct."
"Then I like Brother Ayu..."
"Ah."
Just when Huo Yu was complacent, he thought he had successfully changed the topic, but Qi Tang continued, "I still like my mother-in-law, Xiaoye and Axuan, brother Lei Xu, brother Dongchen, and cousin, I like Mo Yan, I like..."
"Stop!" Huo Yu was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat, looked at him and explained: "Baby, I was wrong just now, except for me, no one can touch you, and you are not allowed to be touched by others, even if you You can’t even like those people, you know?”
"Oh!" He nodded, half understanding.
In order to divert his attention, Huo Yu resolutely told a fairy tale that he was good at, and successfully resolved the matter. Due to the emptiness in his body recently, he was too crazy to hold back.
"Ah~~~"
In the L-MO bar, there was a roar from the private room, causing Wu Gui and Erhu to tremble in fright, and asked in confusion, "Huo Yu, what's wrong?"
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