Daily Garden Party of Heizi Meow in Diguang Forest

(＾U＾)ノ~YO, hello everyone, long time no see, it is exactly what you think.I am the host Ito, and the cameraman is of course my old partner Takano-san!The hamster news team continues to bring the latest reports of Mr. Hamster to the audience. Let us witness Mr. Hamster's first breakup moment in his life!

Hmm~o(*￣▽￣*)o Do you mean to say that it may not necessarily be a breakup, right? NO~NO~NO~ According to my first instinct as a host for so many years, the probability of breaking up is as high as 99%.babble?Are you trying to say that there is a 1% chance of something else? (#°Д°) Ha!That 1% chance I wouldn't let him be anything else!Today our hamster team will make them break up successfully!That kind of playboy is fine, I'd rather let Hina and Hamster-kun have sex together!Hey, Takano, why are you dragging me?

Takano: Ito, Hina is a woman, and Hina heard it.

Hina: (#°Д°) Ha, bastard, how does labor and management look like a man?Ito, you think my C cup is fake?If I don't eat your mini rabbit today, I won't be called Hina, Sato, why are you dragging me?My supper today is 1 red, 1 roast, 1 rabbit, 1 meat.

Sato Sheep: Calm down, Hina!We are following Mr. Hamster now!

Shoko: I believe Hina is a woman, anyway, I have seen all of Hina's body (*/ω＼*).

Watanabe: (￣_￣|||) Shoko, what do you want to prove?And why are you blushing?If you hadn't seen it, you wouldn't believe it yourself, would you?

Shoko: Watanabe, you are a bad person, don't speak your mind.

Hina: You bastards, how can I look like a man!Jing Teng, you stop, I decided to be your supper tonight.

Ito Mini Rabbit: Wow, help Takano, Hina is going to eat me, obviously even Takano has never eaten me, so I don't want to give Hina to eat, I would rather give Takano to eat.

Hina: Ito, don't hide behind Takano, come out if you are a man.

Takano: Hina stop, Ito is mine, I eat it myself.

Ito Mini Rabbit: Takano!I'm not good at eating!

Cough, I'm sorry everyone, the scene was a bit chaotic just now, please ignore it, we will continue to follow up and report the latest news about Mr. Hamster.

O(∩_∩)O ha!Mr. Hamster is now following behind Dai Qianxun, the heartless big-tailed wolf, Mr. Hamster, what are you doing?Hurry up and give that bastard a kick, it will cost him, and make him inhumane from now on.Mr. Hamster seems to have made up his mind and walked up!Do you want to cut off the legs of the unscrupulous man?Mr. Hamster, I support you, hurry up and kill the heartless man.

Σ(⊙▽⊙"a... What's the situation now, Mr. Hamster, what are you doing quietly covering the eyes of the heartless man from behind? Why don't you hurry up and let him have no children and grandchildren! You still use such a gentle voice to call him senior, and come to play you guess Guess who game.

What's wrong with you, Mr. Hamster?And he is not our senior at all, the senior of dog p!Not a school at all!Mr. Hamster, have you been insane since your heart was broken by a heartless man?

o(>﹏<)o No, give me back my innocent and lovely hamster!

Cameraman Takano: Calm down, don't be impulsive, and see the situation.

Takano, I am very calm now, don’t worry, I’m just not calm inside, O(∩_∩)O haha~ You have to trust my control.Heartbroken man, seeing your expression now, you must have been frightened by Mr. Hamster's sudden appearance!

Wahaha, you thought Mr. Hamster's house was far away from Tokyo Teiko Forest, so he wouldn't come, did you?You deserve it, you were caught and raped by Mr. Hamster on the spot!

o(￣ヘ￣o#) makes you flirtatious, just like Huihui, they are all flirtatious.Let me see how you deal with it, hum.

Haizaki: Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...It's none of my business again, I'm a good passer-by, Ito, you got me shot in the knee, I'm so innocent ╮(╯——╰)╭.

Passer-by A shut up, we just assumed that passer-by A just never showed up, and we continued to report.

(⊙o⊙) Wow, I saw the Nth girlfriend of the heartless man, hehe, she looks really cute, but she looks very playful, the cute and innocent appearance is just pretending!A look like her can't fool my sharp eyes.

Mr. Hamster, you are really calm, and you are so gentle with your heart-warming girlfriend with a smile on your face. If it were me, I wouldn't do that.

I understand, Mr. Hamster doesn’t want other people to know his relationship with the heartless man, so he pretends to be his junior. Mr. Hamster, you are so fucking witty, I give you a thumbs up for your wit!

It really is like this, my guess is not wrong, when the girlfriend of the heartless man leaves, Mr. Hamster will change his face immediately, Mr. Hamster, I will give you an Best Actor Award later, Mr. Hamster's acting skills are really good!

Σ(⊙▽⊙"a...Mr. Hamster, where are you going with the heartless man? Wait for us!

Σ(っ°Д°;)っInside the woods?What are you doing in the woods?Be careful with the black light, he is plotting against you!

Attention the audience, now there is a breakup scene in the woods behind the garden party, we like the breakup scene the most.

Mr. Hamster, hurry up and break up with the heartless man, it's best to be single or something.

Mr. Hamster really proposed to break up with the heartbroken man, good job, Mr. Hamster is a man, so he should make a quick decision, and cut him off when he needs to.

Hey, heartbreaker, what did you just say?You said it was just for fun, Mr. Hamster, do you believe it?Don't listen to his nonsense, anyway, I don't believe it.I said that Mr. Hamster didn't believe it, and he was still quibbling after being caught and raped.

(#°Д°) Ha, what is your favorite?Heartbreaker, tell me honestly, how many legs you split when you were dating Mr. Hamster, I will kill you.

Takano: Calm down, we are following now.

Well... ╮(╯-╰)╭, I am calm, Mr. Hamster is very angry now and the consequences will be serious.

(﹁﹁)~→It turns out that Mr. Hamster has been caught and raped many times. I really admire you Mr. Hamster. If I catch him, I will kill eighteen generations of his ancestors.

Mr. Hamster said well, who do you think you are, a heartless man?Mr. Hamster is pursued by many people, so it is absolutely no problem to form a basketball team!Don't care about Mr. Hamster at such a time, isn't it breaking up now?Why care about his future?Is this the last point of concern when preparing to break up?

-________-''I can't see that the heartless man has such good academic performance, the top 20 in the grade.

O(￣ヘ￣o#) Even if I work hard, I can get in the top 20 of the school year, what a big deal.

[Scared]━((*′д｀)话(′д｀*))━!!!! The hamster is so fierce, I am so scared.You have been suffering for a lifetime, Mr. Hamster, you really want to destroy the root under him.I suddenly felt a chill in my lower body, fortunately Mr. Hamster didn't treat me like this.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Why are you hugging Mr. Hamster? You really have bad intentions. Do you want to hold Mr. Hamster down for a while? Let go of that hamster and let me do it.

Heartless man, you are planning to pretend to be pitiful to deceive Mr. Hamster!Mr. Hamster will not be deceived.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Damn, if you can't say it, you can force it, kiss your sister, kiss. Let go of that hamster and let Hina come. Yes, I told you to exercise a lot before, Mr. Hamster, you have to beat all the invincibles in school like Hina.

The heartbroken man agreed to break up after kissing!Even if they break up, they still have to take advantage of it. It really is a playboy.Heartbreaker, you still want to get Mr. Hamster back, don't even think about it, we have already photographed your criminal evidence, so I won't let you get back together, Mr. Hamster belongs to us!

Σ(⊙▽⊙"a..., I just heard that Mr. Hamster said that he has a boyfriend? Mr. Hamster, didn’t you just break up? Where did you get your boyfriend? By the way, it must be a lie, that one Heartbroken man, let him give up, Mr. Hamster, you are so fucking smart.

The heartless man was really scared by Mr. Hamster, Mr. Hamster took advantage of this moment to run away immediately, Mr. Hamster waited for us.Let's run too. This is the end of today's hamster news team report. I'm the host, Ito. See you next time.

Ito: Wahaha!I have photographed the evidence!Want to get back together?Don't even think about the playboy's death!