Daily Garden Party of Heizi Meow in Diguang Forest

Back to the conversation at Heizi's house

(PД`q.) Wow, what a tragedy to go out today~!Although I met idiots and perverts, I was almost raped and raped.

/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ Help, this world is so scary, what should I do, I want to stay at home and never go out again.

Heizi, you heartless dead cat, you don't even come to help when you see your bamboo horse being molested in public, and you don't blame yourself when you see me alone and helpless!

(＞﹏＜) Heizi, you bad cat~! ! ! ! !

(﹁﹃)~→why?Isn't Ogiwara-kun having a hot meeting on the beach with a friend he hasn't seen for a long time, isn't he?

Meow~o(=∩ω∩=)m, and Ogiwara-kun, look at yourself, look at me, a weak little animal like me with a combat power of -5, might run to save you?Ogiwara-kun, don’t be too naive, the social reality is cruel, but ideals are beautiful, Kuroko, I am very cruel when I face the reality!Don’t Ogiwara-kun know that there is a truth called, sacrifice a hamster to make me and him happy → (all male creatures of the hamster team)

Fuck, where did the truth come from, you made it up yourself, don't be an idiot! ! !Heizi, in fact, you just want to watch a good show, don't think I don't know, I know everything about you inside and out, you can't fool my sharp eyes!

==Convex You still have a combat power of -5?Nima (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, the hidden attribute is obviously black-bellied, and the value of being cute is deliberately over the top, and the value of escape ability has been unmatched since birth! People like you are also called combat power -5 The slag?

Then what am I?Even you, a slag with a combat power of -5, can't compare with tofu?Heizi, you bad cat (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

(﹁)~→Those hidden attributes are guessed by yourself, although some of them are correct, (obviously all of them are correct), but I am an ordinary cat who can't lift a hand and can't kick.I don't have the strength to help you defeat the combination of idiots, perverts and perverts, so I didn't mean not to help you.

In addition, there are 2 of them, and there is a group of 4 who are just around the corner, so there are 6 in total.It seems that if I go up to help you, I will end up being besieged.In this case, rest in peace, roommate!I will give you 32 likes for your great sacrifice!

What's going on with this situation of making friends by mistake!

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I won’t let you go today! If you want to eat your seafood feast, come and help me! If you don’t come to help the seafood feast, I’ll be useless! Come with me now The seafood is processed in the kitchen, Heizi, you should first remove the heads and shells of the shrimps, remove the shrimp threads, don’t throw away the shrimp shells and heads, it’s useful. I’m going to deal with the most troublesome crabs now, and I’ll eat shrimp dumplings and crab meat dumplings tomorrow morning. Shellfish dumplings, fried snapper, crab meat buns, shrimp meat buns, shellfish and pork buns plus seafood porridge and seafood miso soup.

((﹁﹁)~→I don’t know if there are all of them, anyway, I made them up randomly, don’t mind.)

Meow~＞▽＜, Long live the hamster king!

(⊙o⊙) Ah!I was wrong, long live Ogiwara-kun, Ogiwara-kun will be my food and clothing parents from now on.

Cut~~(⁹⁄)~~~, hurry up and help, or tomorrow’s breakfast will be porridge with milk, and you won’t even be given bread.

Obey the arrogant Queen. ~(≧▽≦)/~

== Convex Heizi, you foodie, you were still ignoring me just now, but now you are obedient because of the food, I don’t even know what to complain about you!

Hagiwara-kun, haven't you heard a word?The sky and the earth are the biggest to eat.

(⁠”⁄) You can’t remember such a good truth quote, you are really stupid. It is because the hamster Ogiwara-kun is so stupid that today he can’t even deal with two weak girls. Girls are clearly written in the idiot train It is the best and the easiest to overthrow. It is not a good saying that loli is delicate and weak and easy to overthrow.

(﹃)~→ But Ogiwara-kun is not even as good as a loli. The facts tell us that the hamster Ogiwara-kun is a delicate and weak boy who is easy to push down. There is no such thing as a hamster-kun who can’t push down such a "delicate" girl. Yes, I am not despising you, really look at the words "I despise you" printed in my big innocent eyes.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Heizi, your eyes betrayed you, there are big words I despise you written in them, don't really treat me as blind.

Make it quick for me, after you finish peeling the prawns, chop up some of the prawn meat, and then knead the flour for me.After kneading the flour, let me deal with the squid and cuttlefish. If you don't know how to deal with it, come and ask me.

_(￣0￣)_[Oh~], understand!I'll do it now, thank you Ogiwara-kun.

In this way, Heizimiao and Mr. Hamster spent the night in the pile of seafood, and did not take a shower until the processing was completed.

The author has something to say:

(""﹣) Mr. Hamster, you have been complained by Heizimiao!

Mr. Hamster: o(╯□╰)o the author did it on purpose!

Author: I did it on purpose!

Mr. Hamster: Admit it so quickly!You really like watching my tragedy.

Author: ╮(￣▽￣")╭