After overturning in online dating with school grass roommate

Sui Yi dawdled in the bathroom for a long time.

I hope Gu Wang remembers what happened last night, and I hope he doesn't, but generally speaking, I don't regret it.

Although if it wasn't for Gu Wang's sudden madness, he would not be overwhelmed by being so proactive.

But no one can stand against him. He is Sui Yi, not a god, let alone a monk. Who can stand against that.Gu Wang was usually straightforward, but Sui Yi pretended to be drunk to flirt with him, so he clicked.Gu Wang was drunk and teased him to death, leaving him nowhere to go.

The most important thing is that Gu Wang has a face that makes it hard for him not to be moved, so that he can't help but reciprocate Gu Wang amidst the astonishment and the thoughts of "Aren't you a straight man?"

Although judging by his meager Hyun, it might not be good enough, it would be more appropriate to say that he will avenge Gu Wangen.I don't know if Gu Wang's walking posture will be abnormal today, if it affects his charm during the military training performance... that would be great.Sui Yi wasn't the only one out of the circle.It's really fucking killing two birds with one stone.

As soon as Sui Yi came out of the bathroom, he was taken aback that Gu Wang was blocking the door so silently.In Gu Wang's eyes, this is Sui Yi's ulterior motives.

Sui Yi frowned and leaned back, "You're sick" "..." Everyone said he was sick every day.

But seeing Sui Yi's subconscious step back, Gu Wang felt the aura of a straight man in Sui Yi again, indifferent and alienated.Gu Wang asked him in a low voice, "You don't remember what happened last night." "What's the matter?" Sui Yi asked confusedly. "Just, just everything." Gu Wang said.

Sui Yi nodded, and said unambiguously: "I remember."

"Well, what do you remember?" Gu Wang was particularly like a first-grade Chinese teacher, encouraging his students to recite the Chinese text bravely, "Think carefully about what you remember."

Sui Yi also worked really hard, "We went to KTV to sing after dinner, you didn't sing, I didn't sing, we played games, and then I lost, let me go to the next door to ask for contact information, I don't want to go I just drank, and then, right now, did I do something to apologize to you?"

Sui Yi was so calm, Gu Wang couldn't help being confused, why didn't he remember anything?Gu Wang: "That's it?" Sui Yi: "That's it."

"It's not that I'm sorry, "I'm sorry, but if you forgot, you might be a little sorry for me, Gu Wang blocked the balcony door with one hand, "Well, then what are you doing so early today?"

She thought that Sui Yi came down because she cared about sleeping on the ground. "I woke up from urinating." Sui Yi said expressionlessly.Gu Wang: "..." All right.

Maybe Sui Yi hasn't gone to the restroom since last night.

Gu Wang stood up straight in embarrassment, Aba waited for a long time, and said cautiously: "I really don't remember?"

"Could it be that something happened," Sui Yi tried hard to recall, and said cautiously, "I don't have A money? Didn't I get up, and I didn't send the bill, I won't refuse to pay."

Gu Wang shook his head helplessly, and said, "No, no, what does it have to do with money, forget it." "Let's go." Sui Yi yawned, and could go back to sleep again.

Gu Wang couldn't explain clearly, so he let go of his hand and let people pass by.

Although he knew that Sui Yi was drunk and probably unconsciously, he hoped that Sui Yi would still remember...

In fact, it would be better not to remember, Sui Yi is so thin-skinned, if he remembered everything from last night, he might have already applied to move out of the dormitory today.

It is also possible to flee from the earth so quickly that the shadow can't catch up.

How could a straight man accept that something like that happened.That must be impossible.

After confronting Gu Wang for a while, Sui Yi was already very sober, before he went up, he glanced at his desk.

The drawer of Sui Yi's desk was not locked, and he later put the cash in his own drawer. These days, few people lock it, and the tighter it is, the more it attracts thieves.

He had just put a wad of cash in it that day when Cao Heli came in, cast a glance at Sui Yi and pretended not to see it, and went out again.There was also a new watch on the table, in a little box, and all sorts of trinkets, valuable and not so valuable.On the right side of Sui Yi's desk, there is an aerospace villain. The villain's eyes will emit red light through the black perspective mirror, facing the desk.

It was a monitor bought by Sui Yi.

The scope of surveillance is only as big as his desk space, unless someone sits next to him and reaches out to his desk or drawer, it will not be able to illuminate others.

If you want to fish, you have to have fish. Some fish are very cheap, and when they bite his hook, they will rush up by themselves, exposing the privacy of others, and only then will they be caught.

Sui Yi has always said that people don't offend me, I don't offend others, if a mad dog bites him, he won't bite back, he will just beat the mad dog to death.Anyway, mad dogs can't understand people's reasoning.

The bait is already hooked and ready to be ripped open.

Although Sui Yi is a different person when he wakes up, it doesn't prevent Gu Wang from treating him better.

Sui Yi has a bad stomach, and it's normal for him to drink too much. He drank so much yesterday, and his stomach may still be burning today. Buy him some vegetable porridge.

Add two hard-boiled eggs.

Sui Yi didn't like boiled eggs very much, he said he couldn't eat the yolks, he choked so much, the yolks of tea eggs were barely edible, but Gu Wang bought them for breakfast every day, Gu Wang had the final say on whether there were tea eggs in the restaurant.

Gu Wang always said no.

Sui Yi can't eat egg yolks, and it would be a waste of food if he lost them, so Gu Wang can pick up Sui Yi's leftover egg yolks to eat every time.

After Gu Wang finished shopping for breakfast, Sui Yi was about to go out, and the two of them went downstairs to the playground together.

Gu Wang observed Sui Yi carefully, Sui Yi really seemed like nothing happened, he drank the porridge through a straw along the way, held two eggs in his hand, and rubbed them back and forth.

Sui Yi also took the initiative to ask him, "Why are the two eggs I bought today so big? They look like double yolks, but I don't eat egg yolks, don't I have tea eggs?"

In fact, Sui Yi said that if there were no tea eggs, he would not eat eggs. It was Gu Wang who insisted that eating two eggs was nutritious.

Gu Wang said calmly, "Then they don't sell tea eggs in the morning, they haven't been marinated well."

When Sui Yi was eating eggs, he carefully squeezed the yolk into the shell and handed it to Gu Wang, who took it and ate it happily.He ate two egg yolks that Sui Yi personally handed him.The more you eat, the smarter you become.

While the two were talking, Yang Hongle, who was eating tea eggs, caught up.

Sui Yi looked at the one in Yang Hongle's hand, then at the one in Gu Wang's hand, and sneered, "Gu Wang, you're not afraid of high cholesterol."

Gu Wang smiled calmly, "You actually care about me so much." Sui Yi "..." Shameless.

The three of them walked forward together, and met many boys from the outer courtyard. Before, everyone only greeted Gu Wang, even if it was only Gu Wang and Sui Yi, but now no one ignored Sui Yi.

Sui Yi gradually discovered that actually... getting along with everyone is not that difficult.At least with Gu Wang around, it's not that difficult.

Since the accident at home, Sui Yi has never had fun with so many people of the same age as last night.Adults with a mature mind really don't feel so tired getting along with each other. It's not at all like those adolescent children when they were young. They seem to sting you, and they win. They will brag about telling others that they can hurt you.

What are you afraid of, what are you inferior to, what do you not want to hear.

Whoever makes you feel the most unhappy will be the most powerful bully in the crowd.So at that time Sui Yi always punched a little overlord, just to beat his mouth.

After playing became famous, many parents of former children stopped letting their children play with Sui Yi.

It is said that Sui Yi's parents are gone, this child talks less, is psychologically extreme, and beats others, there must be something wrong with this child, if you play too much, it is not good for your psychological development.

So Sui Yi gradually lost friends.

Having Jin Shanshuo is enough, at least he thought so before, after getting acquainted with Gu Wang, Sui Yi discovered that he could have more.

Before the performance, everyone gathers at the place where they trained before.

Sui Yi put on sunscreen after eating, and Gu Wang squatted opposite him, staring at him.

There was a small passage between the two of them, and there were people walking back and forth non-stop. Sui Yi picked up his phone and sent him a message.

Random: [Did I owe you something after drinking?You can just say, why have you been looking at me with such a debt-collecting expression since early this morning?

Gu Wang: 【Just wanted to ask you something. 】

When he went out in the morning, the breeze brushed against Gu Wang's face, his breath was full of the smell of Sui Yi shampoo, Gu Wang felt that he had never smelled such a good smell in his life.

For the first time, I can appreciate a fragrance.

It was a faint fragrance emanating from Sui Yi's body.Originally, he didn't want to ask, but when the words caught up, he just asked.

Gu Wang: 【Just want to ask what brand of shampoo you use that smells good. 】Sui Yi is speechless.

Random: [My new shampoo has arrived, and I will send it back to you in the afternoon. 】Gu Wang:【Huh? 】

Gu Wang didn't understand.

Sui Yi: [I just use the bottle on the sink, yours. 】Cao Heli's things are never placed in public areas, for fear that others will use them.

But Sui Yi, Gu Wang, and Yang Hongle get along pretty well, eating and drinking are all mixed up, and the two words that Yang Hongle often talks about are sharing.

Laundry detergent, shampoo and so on are usually mixed together, no one cares.

Gu Wang couldn't tell which toiletries belonged to him. He washed clothes twice in three days, and Sui Yi finished half a bucket of laundry detergent. After using him once, the shampoo even came to his door.

Gu Wang was a little embarrassed, Sui Yi had finally separated from him, why didn't he open which pot and carry which pot?

Gu Wang:【I didn't know you used mine, I didn't mean to ask you to pay it back, just use it. 】

But Sui Yi just didn't believe it.

Random: [You have used shampoo for so long, you don’t know what it smells like?Don't remind me so obliquely. 】Gu Wang: "..." I really don't know.

Sui Yi put on sunscreen there, Cao Heli saw it, and told people everywhere that Sui Yi was not a normal man, and he was afraid of the sun.Everyone looks at him like an idiot.

Wen Yihao looked at Cao Heli with a look of disgust, and said: "Gu Wang has been going out with a parasol every day recently, why don't you talk to him?"

Qiao Ze said: "That's right, your skin color is useless even if you paint it on. How can it be darker? I don't care if I want to be as white as Sui Yi."

"Yang Hongle is also wearing sunscreen, why don't you tell me?"

Cao Heli was so stunned that he was speechless, and the boy sitting across from him also took out a sunscreen from his pocket and applied it, "Stop pretending, I'm having a showdown too, it's a gift from my girlfriend, I have to use it."

Everyone laughed at him, "Use it if you want, where is your single girlfriend!"

Everyone was laughing and waiting for the show to start.

After the official start, both Sui Yi and Gu Wang put on their white gloves and the clothes of the flag bearer, and stood forward, that is heroic.

Followed up with the Sports Academy and they had an exhibition match.

After the military training show ended, Sui Yi and Gu Wang became very angry, and the video of the military training of freshmen was spread.Improving the appearance of the whole school's freshmen at once.

Everyone on the forum is talking about them. [This year's freshmen are too good at playing!] [These two buddies really don't want to take the art test]

[Good grades and handsome, my mother, they are alumni in high school, one is number one all year round, and the other is a dark horse!] [My ksl]

The two people who were hungover and stayed up late, but in such a full state of mind, a handsome guy really is a handsome guy.In any case, it is the most eye-catching.

The military training parade is finally over, the afternoon is off, the Mid-Autumn Festival and the National Day are off together, and there is a super long holiday of nearly ten days.With the Mid-Autumn Festival involved, and Jin Shanshuo's family has many relatives, he must run back and forth, Sui Yi already thought of the days when he would be bored as soon as he returned home.

I haven't made friends since high school. Is it really wrong? Fortunately, it's not too late to make up for it.

Sui Yi decides to go home and use Yu Jie's account to chat with Gu Wang, so that Gu Wang, who is more confident than a dog, can doubt life and be happier than making friends.

It only takes three sentences to make a man fall in love with me and spend 18 yuan for me.

Sui Yi now only needs three sets of skirts to make a straight man fall in love with him, and become not exaggerated for him, but not straight either.

Even Gu Wang is too easy to break through, without any sense of accomplishment.He is Yu Jie, Gu Huang licks Yu Jie.He is Sui Yi, Gu Wang licks Sui Yi.This is pure dog licking.

After the show ended, many people went back to the dormitory to pack their luggage and went home in the afternoon.

Sui Yi thought of the fear of being dominated by 603, and wanted to send his old scalper's suitcase home completely, so he could only wait for Jin Shanshuo to go home with him.

After the military training, most of the people were darkened, and Cao Heli's neck and face were even darker, and his skin had been shed. Yang Hongle felt disgusted when he saw it.

Everyone has sunburn, so why is it that Cao Heli looks so irritating? Yang Hongle thought about it for a long time, and thought it was because Cao Heli was so dirty.

Cao Heli always complained that Sui Yi took a shower on the balcony, he was unmanly and didn't dare to go to the bathhouse, but he felt that Sui Yi simply didn't like to go to places with naked, butt, and many people.

Although Sui Yi is from the north, he is tall, but he is white and soft, he doesn't talk much, and his demeanor has a bit of southern elegance and restraint.

Besides, Sui Yi has never lived in school since he was a child, so it is normal for him not to be used to it.

Even Gu Wang was stunned when he went to the bathhouse for the first time, but Sui Yi cleaned up the balcony every time, and took care of the hygiene on the balcony by himself.

Cao Heli, always made a mess of mud, he is so masculine, every day he complains about how other people take a shower, the military training is so hot, and I have never seen him go to the bathhouse twice.

Every time it was Cao Heli's turn to clean up, points would be deducted. The takeaway box he brought back to the dormitory was put on his own desk without throwing it away for three days on such a hot day. It stinks like a dead mouse. .

Yang Hongle wanted to get mad, but Gu Wang and Sui Yi could bear it. Gu Wang also said, "Anywhere you find him disgusting, take pictures."

Yang Hongle shook his head, "That's right, he doesn't even flush the toilet, so I want to film it too?" "You should spread the word about his shit in your class."

So Yang Hongle collected a lot of disturbing evidence and photos of Cao Heli, was asked to leave by Sui Yi, and organized them into folders.

This military training, on the contrary, is Gu Wang, who is not a very fair complexion, and he is not very tanned, and he can't see two levels of skin color even if he is shirtless.

Yang Hongle even suspected that Gu Wang had secretly applied sunscreen, but Gu Wang refused to admit it.Sui Yi is already painted, so what is there for Gu Wang to hide?

As soon as the military training was over, Cao Heli didn't return to the dormitory, so he went home first.

Gu Wang wanted to go to the restaurant to eat first, but Sui Yi said that he didn't want to eat, and he didn't need to bring food, and he would eat it when he got home in the afternoon.He seemed in a hurry to go back to the dormitory for something.Gu Wang could only go by himself.

Yang Hongle wanted to go to the courier station to pick up the courier first, and asked in the group if anyone wanted to pick it up.Cao Heli said that he forgot to pick up the courier and asked him to help him get it back to the dormitory, but Yang Hongle ignored him.

Sui Yi forgot about the express delivery, and has already returned to the dormitory, but his shampoo has arrived.Damn it, return it to Gu Wang immediately, cheapskate.

By the way, there are also his clothes that were shipped in secret. They said they were shipped in secret, but they don't know how secret they are.

Sui Yi chatted with Yang Hongle in private.

Random: [Lele, help me bring my courier, it should be two. 】Yang Hongle:【Received!】

Yang Hongle agreed, but the life department had another meeting and asked him to gather in the office immediately.

Gu Wang bought a mechanical legal self-defense weapon on the Internet, a vehicle-mounted stick, retractable, and thought that he would not be able to get it before the holiday, but he did not expect to receive a text message again.

Gu Wang was going to pick it up at the courier station, when his parents just sent him a message, saying that both of them were on a business trip on October [-], and they couldn't come to pick him up, so they asked him to take the bus home by himself.

Gu Wang: 【There is Mid-Autumn Festival during the [-]th, and you are not back? ] Daddy Bang: [Probably not coming back. 】

Mom: 【You are in college, and you are so close to home. The Mid-Autumn Festival without your parents will still hurt you, right? ] Daddy Bang: [I hope you can take care of yourself and don't rely on your parents so much. 】

Gu Wang: [What about bang? 】Mama Tong: 【Of course Tong Tong will follow us. 】

Bang Bang Dad: [It is so small, how can it leave Mom and Dad. 】Gu Wang:【Isn't it my brother? I'm not young anymore, why is it so small. 】No one replied.

Gu Wang didn't want to take the bus to go back, so he called Yang Hongle and said, "Wait for me when my aunt picks you up in the afternoon, I will go with you."

Yang Hongle hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I don't know what time it is after the meeting here, you help me take my courier." Gu Wang: "It doesn't matter."

Yang Hongle: "There is also Sui Yi's, don't forget about it"

Jin Shanshuo has arrived at Sui Yi's school. He entered through the back door this time, but he got lost and the navigation system couldn't find him. Sui Yi had to go downstairs to pick him up.

As soon as Sui Yi left the dormitory, he sneezed suddenly.

When Gu Wang arrived at the courier station, he reported Sui Yi's mobile phone number first.