After I divorced from chaos step

"It's really contagious!"

The moment Ranpo bit my lip, I pushed him away.

My strength was a bit strong, and his center of gravity was a little unstable because of his body leaning forward. I pushed him staggered, fell a big somersault, and sat down on the ground.

With this fall, the fierce momentum disappeared.What followed was his aggrieved cry: "It hurts to death, Qingxixi, you bullied me!"

"Sorry." I handed him my hand, trying to help him up, "I didn't mean it, you just..."

Luanbu flattened his mouth: "You kissed me first."

I can't explain my behavior.

Luanbu was very angry, and he emphasized it again: "It was Qingxixi who moved first."

"Ah, I'm sorry... ah, my... mouth is a bit out of order." My scalp was a little numb, and he was still sitting on the ground covered in blood, refusing to get up.

The black fish in the pool was completely motionless.

"Ranbu-san, how about I make pickled fish for you?" I tried to seduce him with food, "It's a famous dish in China."

He wrinkled his nose and raised his face. I thought he was going to refuse to eat, after all, the fall should be quite painful.

"But Qingxixi, you still have a cold, let me do it."

"Ranbu-san..." Although I don't trust his cooking skills, this sentence still moved me a little.

When we first got married, Ranpo told me very clearly: "This detective doesn't know how to do any housework. If you think cooking is troublesome, we can order delivery. You can also find housekeeping if you are troublesome with housework."

Not to mention helping with housework, even things like taking a bath have to be supervised and reminded, otherwise he will be addicted to reading, forget the time, and finally sleep directly in his study because of sleepiness.

"After taking the medicine given by Dr. Yosano, I feel much better. Let me do the cooking." I smiled and said, "How about Ranpo-san helping me?"

"This detective should be in the leading position, but—" he changed his voice, and said leisurely, "Let's make a move once in a while."

I raised my hand at him: "Then you are willing to get up from the ground now."

Only then did he obediently hold my hand and climbed up with his strength.

I looked through the dishes in the refrigerator and decided that in addition to the main dish of pickled cabbage fish, I would also make baked eggs with mixed vegetables, cold lettuce and creamy onion soup. It happened to be three dishes and one soup. There were fish, eggs and vegetables, and the combination of meat and vegetables was quite good. Perfect.

When I saw the lettuce leaves that had gradually turned yellow, I suddenly felt miraculous.

Before Luanbu came here, I ate the beef rice bowl delivery for two days, my appetite was weak, and I had no intention of cooking at all. I would rather put the fresh vegetables until they were stale. After he came, I had some desire to cook.

Probably because the medicine made by Yosano Akiko was too effective.

"Qingxixi, I'll chop the vegetables!" He excitedly held up the kitchen knife, "I've seen Xie Ye do this before, so I really want to try it."

"You're enough." It's not chopping people, but chopping vegetables. "Put down the knife, crack a few eggs for me, and wash the sauerkraut. I'll have a piece of fish."

"Oh." He felt quite frustrated after being overqualified, but he still put down the kitchen knife and started to help beat the eggs.

He has impeccable reasoning skills, but he knows nothing about the small space of the kitchen. The egg fragments got into the egg wash, and he almost poured detergent on me when washing sauerkraut.

"Sorry, the lettuce broke." He held up the two pieces of lettuce and said dejectedly, "It's too fragile."

I burst out laughing, then realized that I shouldn't laugh at him, or he would be angry again.

"Qingxixi, cooking is really not easy, you are so good."

Luanbu stood by and watched me handle Heiyu, and praised me exaggeratedly.

The black fish has just been slaughtered and is very fresh. After opening the belly, I rinsed the belly of the fish and started to fillet the fish.

"Practice makes perfect. I don't know anything, but I cook for myself very early."

"Why?" he asked again.

"When I was the manager of the tennis department, I made more nutritious meals. I occasionally brought bentos and fruit and vegetable juices to the players. Later, I went to Russia. The diet there was not suitable for me, and I liked Chinese food very much." I quickly Finished the fish fillet and put it on the plate, "Grandma Huawan is Chinese and is very good at cooking Chinese food. You will think that her cooking is unpalatable because she has been ill and her sense of taste is very dull now."

Luanbu said nothing, lowered his eyes.

"You don't eat her cooking, although she didn't say anything, but after that, she even started to use a measuring spoon to add salt to my cooking."

Grandma Hanamaru is probably afraid that even I will not eat her cooking. Although she looks very chic and casual, she actually cares about our feelings.

She wants the best for us and she tries hard enough.But only Zhongyuan Zhong also realized this.

"I'm sorry." Ranpo paused and said, "I'll go and apologize to Grandma Hanamaru."

"Huh?" I wanted to ease the atmosphere with him, so I nudged him with my elbow, "Then Grandma Hanamaru cooks some extremely salty dishes, will you be willing to eat them?"

He raised a finger and shook it: "Of course, this detective assisted Grandma Hanamaru in putting the seasoning. My tongue is the best."

"This is indeed a way." Grandma Hanamaru cooks, and Ranpo is responsible for tasting and adding seasonings, so it should be safe.

I went to hang clothes on the balcony outside, and when I returned to the kitchen, I heard Luanbu shouting again: "Qingxixi, my eyes are broken!"

He held the kitchen knife in one hand and covered his eyes with the other.On the cutting board was an onion he had cut open.

"The onion juice is getting into the eyes!"

"Don't rub it with your hands, come here, let me wash it for you."

I turned on the faucet, took out a piece of kitchen paper, wiped his eyes after getting wet, and after repeated several times, he was finally able to open his eyes.

His eye circles were red, and physical tears flowed from his eyes.

"I can't seem to help anything." He began to blame himself.

"It's not that it's not helpful. Cooking is something you have to learn slowly." If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't want to cook at all today. It won't hurt your eyes after a while, of course, it would be better to put it in the refrigerator in advance."

Although Luanbu killed the fish like that, there were egg shells in the beaten egg liquid, and the sauerkraut was not washed clean, but he did help, and he could sincerely realize that it was wrong for him to refuse to eat the rice cooked by Grandma Hanamaru Yes, I am already very relieved.

I saw fish blood all over his body, pointed to the bathroom and said, "Ranbu-san, leave it to me to deal with it, can you take a shower? After you take a shower, we will have dinner."

He thought for a moment and nodded.

When I was alone in the kitchen, I cooked very fast. While cooking the fish with pickled vegetables, I also made baked eggs with mixed vegetables, stir-fried the onions in the pan, added butter and stir-fried a few times, and boiled them in water. It became a soup, and then mixed the shredded lettuce with sesame oil.

I didn't cook the rice, just sliced ​​a few slices of black bread for dinner.To my surprise, I found a small can of Ranpo's favorite milk beer in the refrigerator.

Looking at the date, it is quite fresh.

When I set the table and chopsticks, Ranbu hadn't come out of the bathroom yet.

Shouldn't he be playing with ducklings in the bathroom again? ...but there are no ducks in my bathroom.

"Ranbu-san, dinner is ready, have you washed it yet?"

The sound of water in the bathroom had stopped, but Ranbu didn't respond to me.

I knocked on the door again, but he still didn't speak to me.

My heart skipped a beat, he probably didn't have time to eat before he came here, he probably fainted from hypoglycemia.

"Ranbu-san, I'm coming in—"

I opened the door of the bathroom, and a wave of heat hit my face.

The moisture dissipated, and I saw Luanbu sleeping in the bathtub with flushed cheeks.

He narrowed his eyes and said, "I'm a little dizzy, let me sleep for a while, okay?"

The hot air rendered his voice soft and waxy, and in the small space, there was a honey-like breath.

"You've been washing for too long, so you're a little dizzy. Get up quickly, and go to bed after eating."

"I don't want to wake up, I'm so sleepy, and I don't have... clothes." Luan Bu lowered his head, looking a little embarrassed.

The bathtub is truly unobstructed.

Before the divorce, I saw his body too many times, so now even after the divorce, I don't feel embarrassed when I see it.

I turned my face away: "I'll get you a change of clothes, Dazai has some pajamas here."

With a crash, Luanbu, who was still hiding in the water just now, immediately stood up.

"Why is Dazai's pajamas here?"

"He sometimes spends the night here."

"what!!!"

The ultra-high decibel volume of Luanbu made my ears unbearable. I explained: "It seems to be to avoid debts. He comes here occasionally. He paid a little rent."

In fact, Osamu Dazai himself has nothing to dislike now, except for talking about running horses.He paid me the rent before spending the night here, and I happened to have a vacant room, so I agreed.

He would occasionally drink with me and chat about the latest movie.Osamu Dazai seems to be able to talk about anything.

Ranpo did not accept my explanation, and refused to wear Osamu Dazai's pajamas.I supported my forehead and said, "Then you can wear my pajamas. I have a loose fit, which is unisex."

"...um." He reluctantly agreed.

I was just about to lift my feet to get my clothes when Ranbu suddenly hugged me from behind.

He stretched out his arms directly from behind and hugged me.

His wet hair and cheeks were directly against my back.

"Qingxixi."

He hugged me so hard that it seemed like he was going to crush me with him.

Even without turning around, I could feel the great sadness hanging over him.

I heard this sad voice once.

On the night when I decided to divorce, I erased all traces of my existence in his house, including the wedding dress we wore when we got married, and the couple slippers we wore together, all of which were disintegrated.

At that time, Luanbu was as sad as now. He called my name hoarsely, tried his best to act coquettishly, but it was all useless, and I didn't even turn my head.

"Sorry, I thought I was capable of handling everything and it wouldn't affect you. But I overestimated myself."

His voice seemed to be trembling, and his whole body was also trembling.

"What is the most powerful famous detective in the world, I am not at all."

"Ranpo-san, don't say that. You helped me a lot."

If it wasn't for him, I might have been taken away by Tuo Si at that time.

No one can say for sure what kind of abyss and what kind of misery awaits me.

I just know that I cherish the life I have now.Do whatever you want, and do what you want.

"Qingxixi." Luanbu finally let go of me, his voice was low and soft, "Can you forgive me for being such a useless detective?"

I turned my head and saw him with tears streaming down my face.