Three thousand occupations can be introduced

Chin, smiled wickedly: "Aren't you going back?"

Lu Liu'er puffed up the two buns, stood in the howling wind and stared at the flying snowflakes in front of him in a daze. After their business was completed, it was a vain 10 taels of silver plus countless rare tributes and antique jades.

He is not stupid, "Brother, wait for me." Sliding down the snowy road, the corners of his mouth can be opened to stuff an egg.

The things that Qingfengzhai was going to rob this time were all sent by local officials to honor the high-ranking officials in Kyoto, which is commonly known as annual gifts in official circles.It is the "heart" from the subordinates to the superiors.

Before approaching Kyoto, the official road was escorted away by many officials under the banner of royal tribute.

It is close to the border of Kyoto, after all, it is something that cannot be put on the bright side, and I also feel that the law and order in Kyoto is in order, and there will be no accidents nearby, so I sent a few young men pretending to be businessmen to take these things along the path.

Kuang Batian and his brothers set up ambushes on several small roads leading to the capital, probably because of the recent heavy snow that delayed those people's trips, Kuang Batian and the others waited for seven days.

Fortunately, the wait was not in vain!

The matter ended smoothly as Kuang Batian expected, and he didn't even have to show up.

Those pretending to be businessmen are mostly in charge of the government office. They are good at flattering and flattering masters, but they are not good at protecting homes and homes.

None of these people escaped, and they were all bound back to Qingfeng Village by Kuang Batian's people.

While the brothers were tying up, Kuang Batian left to take a shower alone.As a clean freak, he hasn't showered for seven days is really the limit.

The place where he was going to take a bath was a hot spring. This hot spring was well concealed. If he hadn't discovered it by accident when he stepped on the spot, he would have really missed this blessed place.

This hot spring is hidden in the middle of mountains and dense forests. You can't see a puddle of water from the outside, but you can only find it when you look closely.It is neither big nor deep, and can barely accommodate four adults. It is surrounded by towering old trees whose branches and leaves are almost hanging into the water. The water temperature is pleasant, and it is a good place for bathing in winter.

If it wasn't for the money, he really wouldn't have found such a good place.

Kuang Batian was used to wind and waves, but the scene in the pool today still amazed him.

Even the monkeys in the mountains have never seen a naked woman with disheveled hair sitting in the hot spring that came here, and she is also a beautiful woman with icy muscles, fine bones and a beautiful face.

The beauty is that this beautiful woman who is beautiful and beautiful only shows her fragrant shoulders and a beautiful back, so she can't see the scenery in front of her at all.

It is said that with a knife on the head of the color character, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass.This shrewd and mad village master is indeed no exception.

Seeing a stunning beauty in this barren mountain, the first reaction is not to get suspicious and walk away, but to take off her clothes and walk into the water as if nothing had happened. When she finds that she is sitting in the water and fell asleep, she swims over without a trace. The owner of Kuang Dazhai is really brave, big, hearted, and careful.

The beauty was sleeping soundly on the pillow made of clothes, her loose hair fluttering with the fluctuations of the water.It's a pity that the hot spring water is not thorough enough to see the beauty under the water, and the beauty's sitting posture is not good, which happened to cover the key parts.But this does not prevent the beautiful woman's cherry lips from being carved by the mist to form a seductive scene, in Kuang Batian's eyes, it is saying to him: "Young master, come quickly."

He lowered his head and bit it, and there was a faint aroma, which smelled good.

Seeing that the beauty was finally woken up by him biting her, she stretched out her tongue and licked her pretty face, suppressing her throat with a smirk: "Go back with me and be my Mrs. Yazhai, how about it?"

Zhou Xu was dazed for a while, as if a bug had bitten his mouth in a hazy sleep, it was itchy, numb and painful, he struggled to open his eyes, as if someone was talking to him: "Huh?"

Kuang Batian was shocked in Zhou Xu's lake-like clear eyes, and he didn't notice anything wrong with Zhou Xu's "huh?"

Zhou Xu looked at the magnified strange face in front of Kuang Batian and finally woke up: "Brother, what are you?"

Kuang Batian had an absolutely manly face.The facial lines are tough and clear, the eyes are deep, and the bridge of the nose is straight.Although his skin is finer than snow, unlike Zhou Xu's soft and ambiguous gender, he exudes a masculine smell all over his body.

"Look at you." Kuang Batian, who was still immersed in Zhou Xu's beauty, laughed like a flower, and still didn't find anything wrong.

Zhou Xu didn't realize for a while that this was a frivolous remark to tease him, but smiled awkwardly, and bowed his hands: "Next Zhou Xu, dare to ask brother what's the matter?" In the middle, asking people what's the matter, and still naked, this is obviously rude.Learning etiquette in vain!Learning etiquette in vain!

"So your name is Zhou Xu, I..." No, wait, this voice?Why does it sound like a man? "week?"

"My surname is Zhou Mingxu. I am a scholar who is rushing to take the exam in the next spring. I was passing through your place. I accidentally saw this spring. I was tired from the journey, so I came down for a visit without my master's permission. I wanted to leave as soon as possible after freshening up, but I fell asleep. I'm really ashamed. Because of this, it's remote, and it doesn't look like someone lives there for a long time. Because of this, Zhou Xu has been rude, and I hope you can forgive me." It's a shame to be caught right now.

Here Zhou Xu was annoyed when he thought he had trespassed, while Kuang Batian was shocked at the fact that Zhou Xu seemed to be a man.

Today, there are really waves in the hot spring water in this square inch of land.

The wind and snow have stopped, and the dark clouds in the sky have cleared.In the evening, the sun is not warm.On the contrary, the sun is shining everywhere, shining on the boundless white snow, and the brilliance flows.

It's a pity that no one appreciates this beauty.

Kuang Batian, who found out that Zhou Xu was originally a man, suddenly felt that he had been deceived, his blood surged, and he tied Zhou Xu back to Qingfengzhai with a hemp rope.

The atmosphere in Qingfengzhai has been a little weird recently.

At the end of the new year, everyone made a big ticket. Not only was it clean and beautiful as usual, but they also made a lot of money. It was a festive season, so everyone should be happy. Even considering the sadness of the owners, they should restrain their excitement and be happy. It's not that ostentatious, but it definitely shouldn't be the gloomy atmosphere where you're tense, depressed, suffering, and unable to express your desire to laugh.

But the prison in Zhaizi was filled with happiness.You can hear cheerful laughter when you pass by there.The people in the village wished they could be locked up too.

Why is this happening?

Of course, there can only be one answer, that is, the master of the great village, Kuang Batian.

Besides him, who else would make the entire den of robbers dare not make trouble or laugh.

It's nothing to Kuang Batian, except that his temper has exploded a little recently, his handsome face is a little smelly, his mouth is a little bit poisonous, and his shots are a little bit harsh, nothing else.

Of course, Dazhaizhu is not the only one who has become like this in the village recently.

There is also Lu Liuer, the little follower of Dazhai Lord.

Although the people in the entire village will not be affected by Lu Liuer's unhappy mood, against the backdrop of the unhappy owner of the village, Lu Liuer has become a scene that everyone dreads.

Finally, none of us could bear those two people anymore.

So, everyone consciously and secretly gathered together to discuss the two personnel matters.

In the end, a clue was drawn, and all of them made a unanimous decision.

Find an opportunity as soon as possible to stuff a copy of "Longyang Eighteen Styles" into the hands of the master of the village.

Because after we sorted out the whole incident together, we found that Master Dazhai was still happy when he went to the hot spring alone, but after he came back from the hot spring with a thin man in plain clothes, he never opened his eyes. .

Xiao Lu Liu'er has been unhappy since he went to the prison to see the man brought back by the master of the village.

From this point of view, the man with a pale face and a poor face full of nonsense is the key.

but what is the key

With their celestial appearance like the master of Dazhai's appearance of not eating fireworks on earth, he must not be angry there because he robbed a poor man. Moreover, although the man who was robbed and called Zhou Xu was put in a cell, Dazhai The Lord himself gave a serious account to serve him with good food and drink.

After excluding that Zhou Xu is not any relative of the master of Dazhai, and considering the factors of the hot spring Lu Liuer, everyone boldly guessed that it was because of a beautiful misunderstanding.

The most important part of the misunderstanding is that their master has never even touched a woman, so it is very likely that he does not know how to touch a man.

After a group of elders finished the discussion, many people touched their strong bodies and those muscles they were proud of and sighed to prepare for "Longyang Eighteen Styles".

The boss actually likes nerds with little flesh, his vision is really unique.

But Lu Liu'er is also well-known as a "beauty" in the village. Since he was a child, he has been ridiculed by them many times because he looks like a woman, and he hasn't seen the boss do anything to him for so many years.

Is it because watching too much is not fresh?

The IQ of a bunch of elders is only enough to think of this.

Qi Si, who was sent to deliver meals to the head of Kuang Dazhai at noon, was a little depressed.

On the one hand, it is his duty to do this with the happiness of the whole village on his shoulders; on the other hand, he really cannot do it.

Delivering food to the village owner and then pretending to accidentally drop the "good things" hidden on the body, then panicked and wanted to hide it quickly, and then had no choice but to hand it to the village owner for inspection, and then?

Then he will be discovered by the village owner that he is actually a man as good as Long Yang! ! !

But he likes women! ! !Especially the plump ones! ! !

He doesn't want to be raped by the village master in the future! ! !

Facts have proved that July Fourth really overthinks it.

As soon as he entered Kuang Batian's study room, the village master Kuang Da asked him to hand over the book, and then gently leaned on his ear and told him: "When you enter this door, you have nothing but the rice in your hand." Didn't stay. I didn't say a word to you. Understand?"

Fourth of July panic