My old attack is the snake king

Jiang Chu was taller than Mudan at 01:30. Wen Tianxing went to a shop selling clothes and robes to buy a plain women's dress for Jiang Chu.

Peony doesn't know how to put on makeup, and Wen Tianxing even invited a seller who sells rouge and gouache to put on makeup for Jiang Chu, which is very considerate.

The seller was still a man, dressed not in line with the aesthetics of ordinary people, with rouge and gouache on his face, and wearing women's clothing made Jiang Chu have the urge to laugh.

"Son, my rouge is waterproof, you can use it with confidence, and you won't have the trouble of taking off your makeup!"

"..." It's none of his business whether he takes off his makeup or not, he's just afraid that the seller in front of him will see a joke.

Sitting in front of the bronze mirror, Jiang Chu said, "I told you in advance that I don't have a fetish for women. It's just that my cousin misses my sister-in-law who is lovesick and puts her emotions on me."

He was talking nonsense seriously, and the rouge seller really believed it.

"Brother, be careful with your cousin, he gave me too much money, otherwise I wouldn't have done this! Oh, how pitiful you are at such a young age."

Saying that, he started to put on Jiang Chu's makeup.

"By the way, is your sister-in-law male or female?" The rouge seller finished painting his blush and began to comb people's hair.

Jiang Chu chuckled: "Why do you ask that, of course it's a woman."

"Haha, I'm sorry, I thought he was a broken sleeve!"

Jiang Chu suddenly fell silent.

"Is the habit of breaking sleeves not ashamed by everyone?"

The rouge seller smiled and tied his hair lightly: "That's someone else's opinion, what do you care about him? You can see that I like men, why don't I still be successful?"

"I admire you."

"You don't like your cousin, do you? Otherwise, why would you be willing to wear women's clothes for him?" The seller exclaimed, and then covered his talkative mouth.

"Haha, of course not. Wearing women's clothes naturally has a purpose for wearing women's clothes."

During the conversation between the two, Jiang Chu finally finished putting on makeup.

After opening the door, Wen Tianxing, who was waiting, was shocked. This person is actually a man?

Bright eyes and white teeth, reddish cheeks, dressed in white, like a fairy in the sky.

Of course, it can only be seen from a distance, because this "woman" is too tall.

"It's so cold, I should have put another piece of my own clothes under my clothes."

Jiang Chu trembled.

"That's right, I knew you were up to it!" Wen Tianxing stepped forward to make up for it again.

"Hehe... I thank you."

After dressing up, the two walked through the market ostentatiously. Jiang Chu, as a "beautiful woman" who had just arrived in the town, asked Wen Tianxing for this and that from time to time.

The common people started to discuss and discourage this "beauty" from leaving the town.

Jiang Chu seemed to have never heard of it, and continued to go shopping, eat and buy things.

Back at the inn, Mudan was shocked when she saw Jiang Chu's appearance, is she as beautiful as him in women's clothing?

"Okay, we've already shown our faces at the market." Jiang Chu put on his own clothes and curled up under the quilt.

"Isn't it cold for you women to dress up like this?"

Peony didn't answer, wondering whether the thief would appear at night.

"If I'm taken away, Miss Mudan must find me. After all, I'm an ordinary man without martial arts." Jiang Chu warned.

"understood."

That night, it started to rain, and it seemed to be mixed with a little snow, and Jiang Chu pretended to be asleep in his room, not knowing what was going on outside.

"Too bad, it's actually raining tonight?" Peony saw the rain outside, her eyes darkened, she became more focused, and she didn't dare to slack off.

The door of Jiang Chu's room was opened stubbornly. Although his eyes were closed, his heart was beating so fast that it almost jumped into his throat.

"This girl is so tall!" The man's sharp voice reached Jiang Chu's ears, and he felt as if a piece of cloth was covering his eyes, and when he opened them, it was pitch black.

The thief picked him up, and suddenly a stench filled his nose, and there was also a fishy smell, Jiang Chu couldn't help being annoyed, did this person never take a bath since he was born?

The man hugged him and disappeared into the night in an instant.

The thief ran very fast. Fortunately, Jiang Chu sprinkled a special fluorescent powder, and only flower demons like Peony could see it clearly.

The rain mixed with snow hit Jiang Chu's hands and face, and only then did he realize the weather outside.

Soon, the rain seemed to stop, "Beauty, you can rest here tonight."

This man seems to be talking in a cave, but how many miles around is there a mountain?

Jiang Chu pretended that he was awakened by the jolt, sat up and looked around.

He touched the cloth strip over his eyes again, as if he wanted to open it.

"Don't understand!"

Jiang Chu wanted to make a sound, but he realized that he was a male voice, so he had to sit obediently with his legs together on what looked like a straw mat.

"so cute!"

The thief's voice made Jiang Chu slightly queasy.

That guy Mudan didn't arrive yet?

Here, Peony chased for a while, as if she had chased into a field, surrounded by fields that stretch as far as the eye can see.

The fluorescent powder was actually washed away by the pattering rain.

"It's over, Jiang Chu."

On this side, the thief seemed to have walked into another room, and the crying of many women came from the next room, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Hmph, I don't want to touch you yet! Today's new beauty is much more obedient than you."

Apparently, those girls are safe.

After waiting for a long time, Peony did not arrive, and the voices of the girls next door gradually became quieter, and the thief came over, "Beauty, you are the most beautiful one of my daughters-in-law. From now on, if you grow bigger, they will be yours." Is maid all right?"

The thief's voice was not only sharp, but also greasy, and the smell became even worse when he got closer.

Jiang Chu had no choice but to put his finger under his nose, hoping to alleviate the thief's stench.

"Come on, it looks like you like me very much, let's have a bridal chamber!"

After speaking, the man began to pull his clothes.

Bridal chamber, how do men and men bridal chamber?

"Get out! Don't touch me!"

When Jiang Chu's voice sounded, the thief didn't expect this person to be a man, and he was stunned for a moment.

"A man? Pretending to be a woman to play me?" The thief's voice became sharper, Jiang Chu's hairs stood on end, and he hugged his head, not feeling the pain of being beaten by this man as he imagined, only heard a "bang", and the thief burst out Exclaiming, Jiang Chu heard that the man was far away, raised his hand, and wanted to take off the cloth.

"Miss Peony, are you here?"

The sound of small footsteps came, getting closer and closer. The person who came did not speak, and the air seemed to be silent. He held Jiang Chu's hand and stopped his movements.

Jiang Chu paused, curling his fingers slightly.

Immediately afterwards, a piece of clothing seemed to be covering his body, his body froze slightly, and then he seemed to want to touch the person in front of him with his hand.

Unexpectedly, with a flash of that person's figure, Jiang Chu was swept away, and no footsteps could be heard around him.

"Qingheng..."

After taking off the cloth strips, I couldn't open my eyes for a moment. After adapting to the darkness here, the peony sound came from outside.

"Jiang Chu!"

Jiang Chu immediately responded.

Afterwards, Mudan saw Jiang Chu put on her clothes in a flustered expression, and then ran up to hold her shoulder, as if she was lucky.

"Did you see a person leave from here?"

"Ah?" Peony didn't respond for a moment, so this is what he wanted to say?

"Where is someone there?"

Mudan looked at the culprit who passed out not far away. It turned out that the human body actually had mouse-like ears and protruding teeth. No wonder people were blindfolded. It was really ugly.

"impossible!"

As he said that, Jiang Chu wore that dress and ran away as if he had lost his soul.

"Jiang Chu!"