Happy Birthday
Contents of Chapter 1:
So what?Even if it's a fake, but I'm who I am, just like that Ankh number two, don't you find people like him more than you? "
"Damn it!" Ankh was visibly angrier than before.
The author has something to say:
☆, giant Yummy, Ankh crisis, betrayal
When the wind blows, a large object falls from the sky, Ankh and Uva scream from the roof and fall into the restaurant.
Everyone in the room hurried out of the way, only to see a big hole in the ceiling, Ankh and Uva were lying on the ground, and there was a - Yummy?
"Whoa, what's going on!?"
"I was shocked!"
"I'm so scared, woo~" Ankh Rabbit Sauce held Yingsi's arm tightly.
"Hey, don't be afraid, you are also very strong!" Yingsi said.
Ankh No. [-] hastily shook his head in denial.
Ankh shook his head and crawled out from under Yummy.
"You dead rabbit, I'm going to kill you today!"
Yingsi frowned: "Wait Ankh, the one behind you is even scarier!"
When Ankh turned his head, the Yummy that fell from the sky actually started to grow huge, slowly expanding from the size of one person to the height of two people.
Qian Shizi exclaimed: "No! If he does this, my shop will be destroyed!"
All the staff started to run out, and Yummy ran out to catch up with everyone, and then ran out the door, and her body expanded to be taller than the house.
"Such a big Yummy! How can we deal with it?" Mr. Robe complained.
"Anyway, everyone, hide in a safe place!" Yingsi suggested.
As a result, everyone ran around aimlessly, bumping into each other, and no one ran away.
"I see! Go to an open place! There is an open space behind the park!" Goto led everyone to run, scaring many passers-by along the way.
Finally arrived at a deserted place, Goto took out an ordinary coin and transformed into Birth.
Qian Shizi and the others who were hiding aside watched all this.
"Hey! Yingji will be okay?" Ankh Rabbit Sauce curled up and firmly grasped Qian Shizi's arm.
Qian Shizi was taken aback, "Why don't you go and fight Yummy, Ankh rabbit sauce, and hide with us?"
"But I'm so scared, that Yummy looks so ugly Goo."
Yingsi looked anxious and asked Mr. Robe, "Do you still make coins?"
"I have done it! But I didn't have enough time, so I only did this!" Mr. Robe hurriedly took out the killer whale, electric eel and octopus coins.
The water system ShaUTa united...Eiji put the coin in his belt.
Birth and ShaUTa attack the gigantic Yummy together, but Yummy grows too tall, and they can only hover around Yummy's lower body, unable to use their strength at all.
At this time, Ankh spread his wings and flew up, kicking Yummy in the eyes, Yummy bowed in pain, Birth and ShaUTa took the opportunity to attack, and Yummy fell heavily to the ground.
"Good job! Ankh!" Yingsi shouted, just about to kill Yummy in one go, but Ankh flew back to interrupt Yingsi's attack.
"what are you doing?"
"Don't grab coins from me."
"Hey, what time is it? We'll talk about the coin issue after Yummy is settled."
The two fought hands in the dispute, and Goto was next to him, neither on the left nor on the right.
Uva suddenly restrained Yingsi from behind.
"Ankh, get rid of this annoying kid."
Ankh twisted his fingers: "By the way, if you don't want to be bothered by you anymore, getting rid of you is also a solution."
"Are you really going to kill me?" Yingsi asked.
Ankh looked at him, as if ready to do something but didn't do it.
Uva was in a hurry: "Hurry up, Yummy will get up in a while."
The two still stared at each other for so long that the people next to them became impatient.
Yingsi suddenly came up with an idea... Could it be that Ankh...
At this time, Yummy who finally got up grabbed Ankh's waist with one hand and lifted him up, and Ankh was lifted into the air.
"Damn it!" Although Ankh struggled all the time, he couldn't break free at all.
Uva rushed up to save Ankh, Goto also started the second wave of attack, only Eiji stood still.
At this time, Ankh Rabbit Sauce, who was originally hiding, came out and asked Yingsi: "Yingsi, you want to save him, that Ankh."
Yingsi wanted to say something but didn't say it.
"Since Yingsi wants to, then Ankh Rabbit Sauce will also come to help."
Ankh Rabbit Sauce was just about to spread his wings, but Yingsi grabbed him.
"No, don't go."
After Yingsi finished speaking, he straightened his belt and returned to his human appearance.
"Yingsi?" Ankh Rabbit Sauce tilted his head puzzled.
Goto was taken aback: "Hey, won't you save Ankh?"
Uva laughed and said: "This is a human being. They say they are friends, but in fact they only care about themselves."
Yummy got impatient with this group of chattering people, stomped her big foot and shook everyone away.
Everyone was knocked to the ground, and the oversized Yummy suddenly turned transparent and disappeared into the clearing—along with Ankh.
"Yummy will be invisible?"
"Looks like it is."
"Bastard! He ran away!" Uva thumped the tree angrily, and then grabbed Yingsi's collar, "Why didn't you save Ankh just now? He didn't have the heart to kill you, but you wanted him to die!"
"I..." Yingsi lowered his head.
Goto couldn't stand it anymore: "You don't think it doesn't matter if Ankh is dead because you have Ankh rabbit sauce."
Yingsi grabbed Ankh Rabbit Sauce and prepared to walk back: "Anyway, let's go back and talk about it first."
"Hey! Eiji!" Goto shouted.
Ankh Rabbit Sauce turned around and made a very happy grimace to Goto: "There is nothing wrong with Eiji only me~"
The author has something to say:
☆, the basement, the return of Ankh, the appearance of the real enemy
At night, there is only one bedside lamp on in the bedroom, the faint yellow light is extraordinarily quiet, and the only sound that can be heard is the friction sound of Ankh Rabbit Sauce crawling back and forth on Yingsi's bed.
"Hey, Yingsi, stop looking at your phone, goo."
Ankh Rabbit Sauce climbed onto the body of the film.
Yingsi turned to the side.
"Goo!" Ankh Rabbit Sauce also crawled to this side.
Yingsi turned to the other side, and Ankh rabbit sauce climbed to this side again.
"Yingsi, it's three o'clock in the morning, aren't you going to sleep?"
"It's getting late, Ankh No. [-], you should go to bed." Yingsi said impatiently.
"But Yingsi, you haven't slept yet, I won't sleep if you don't sleep, woo~"
"Come on, go back to your own bed."
"Don't!" Ankh Rabbit Sauce grabbed Yingsi's bed board and refused to leave, "I want to sleep here~"
"It's really annoying." Yingsi complained.
"You say I'm stalking, obviously you created me, okay? If you don't want me to become stalking, I won't be so stalking~"
Yingsi blushed suddenly and held the phone tightly.
"I... I, if Ankh hadn't been so cold, I wouldn't have wanted him to become... close."
"Then I'm very close to you now, you should be happy~" Ankh rabbit sauce "mu" kissed Eiji's cheek.
Yingsi jumped up in fright, and wiped his cheek desperately, "Please, stop! Don't act like Ankh."
"Looking like Ankh..." Ankh Rabbit Sauce suddenly became sad: "Yingsi, didn't you let Ankh be captured by Yummy at that time and didn't save him? Don't you think that having me is enough, woo~"
"No! I didn't save Ankh at that time because...he didn't want to be saved by me."
Ankh Rabbit Sauce frowned, "Rabbit is not happy, hey, don't look at your phone anymore! Take a look at him! Goo!"
Yingsi was still facing the phone, not knowing what he was doing.
basement.
A dark, cold ground where years of stagnant water had accumulated.
It was Ankh who was lying in the water bound with chains.
After being taken away by Yummy, he was imprisoned here.
Ankh squirmed and crawled on the ground, there was no one around, and the giant Yummy who caught him went nowhere.
"Damn, what kind of iron chain is this, so strong." Ankh turned over and over, and the iron chain made a rattling sound.
"Hahahahahaha."
Slutty laughter came from all directions, echoing endlessly.
Ankh became vigilant, "Who is it!"
"Hahahahahaha."
Ankh pricked up his ears and listened carefully, but the voice was very low and mechanical, and he couldn't hear anything.
"Are you human? Or Greeed?" Ankh asked aloud.
"Hahahahahaha."
"Stop laughing!"
"Hahahahahaha, I'm not human, and I'm not Greeed."
"What?" Ankh frowned.
"Hahahahahaha, don't you even recognize me?"
"I don't know anyone with such a perverted laugh!"
"It's so ruthless. Thanks to the fact that we used to be so close, it's really sad that after the clouds say goodbye, the old man is completely forgotten."
"Floating cloud? Old friend... what are you talking about?"
"Hahahahahaha, you are still the same as before, so uneducated."
"Damn it." Ankh gritted his teeth uncomfortably.
"But seeing you again, you don't know how happy I am, hahahahahaha."
"I'm not happy at all, let me go!"
"I can't let you go for the time being, how about we talk about it first?"
"discuss?"
"Hey, join me."
"what?"
"You want black coins, right? Coincidentally, I want them too, so we will definitely be a very compatible combination."
"Tch, I won't team up with someone who smiles so pervertedly."
"Yeah, I thought you liked my laugh."
Ankh struggled to stand up, but the chains on his body were still not broken, and he could not move his hands and feet.
"Hey! Pervert! If you want people to join forces, you must at least show your true colors. This is the minimum sincerity."
"Dare to say, I thought you could recognize me just by hearing the voice, well, forget it, anyway, we will meet sooner or later."
Then, with a plop, a person jumped down, stood in front of Ankh, and smiled maliciously.
Ankh stepped back in an instant: "It's you...impossible, what's going on?"
"It seems that you are not very happy to see me, hahahahahaha, well, yes, after all, I have done so much to you."
"Damn it, so you haven't forgotten!" Ankh trembled with anger, "It's your fault that I became what I am now."
"Well, don't be so angry, we're still friends, right?"
"I won't join hands with you again."
"Are you sure? We are all the same kind who want to collect black coins, and, if you don't join hands with me, we will be enemies."
"I'm sure." Ankh looked up contemptuously.
"That can't be helped, thanks to the fact that I still like you as before."
After finishing speaking, the man changed his hippie smiling face, exuding a murderous look all over his body.
"Are you going to kill me now?" Ankh was extremely calm.
"You don't look scared."
"Of course I'm not afraid, because I can't die."
"How dare you say that when you can't move your whole body."
The man suddenly moved quickly, just as he was about to touch Ankh.
Boom ——————
A sudden flying kick kicked the man away.
"Hmph," Ankh sneered, "Yingsi, you are so slow."
Eiji in an OOO state expresses dissatisfaction while untying Ankh's chains: "I'm already fast!"
"Hahahahahaha." The perverted laughter appeared again.
Ankh became serious: "Yingsi be careful."
"Leave it to me, I will protect you Ankh." Yingsi stood in front of Ankh.
"Hmph, it's not just about talking."
But the man didn't attack again, but smiled and said, "You are the modern OOO."
"Yes indeed."
"It doesn't look very good, OOO's power has not been exerted to one tenth."
"what?"
"I was still very worried at first, but it seems that there is nothing to worry about. There will be a period later!"
"Eh?" Ying Si was taken aback, and the man disappeared by himself.
"Tch, I don't know what he's thinking again." Ankh mocked.
"Ankh, do you know him?" Yingsi asked.
"That's it."
Ankh coughed violently after speaking.
Ying Si hurriedly supported him: "Hey, are you okay?"
"Get out of here quickly, I don't want to stay in such a wet place."
"I see!" Yingsi in an OOO state picked up Ankh on his back and ran out.
When I got outside, I finally saw the moon and the road.
On the side of the road without a car at night, Yingsi in an OOO state changed back to a human and put Ankh down.
"Ankh, where are you...going now? You are so weak, shall I take you there?"
Ankh seemed to be thinking, and jumped to sit on the guard rail beside the road.
"Where is Uva now?"
Yingsi also climbed up the protective fence and sat beside Ankh, saying, "He's probably still looking for you everywhere, after all, he doesn't have a mobile phone, so it's hard to contact."
"Sure enough, mobile phones are convenient."
"Yeah, if it wasn't for the GPS positioning this time, maybe you would have died."
"I haven't settled with you yet, when did you set up a position for me!?" Ankh clenched his fists in a beating gesture.
Yingsi protected his forehead: "It's not because you leave at any time, that I... have no choice."
"So, for so many days, you know exactly where I am?"
"Well, it can be said that, for example, you follow me every day... something like that." Yingsi peeked at Ankh.
boom!A punch to the director's head.
"I'm sorry." Ying Si bowed his head and apologized.
"Cut, forget it, for the sake of you saving me in time, I don't care about it with you."
"Didn't you ask me to save you?"
"Hmph, when did I say I wanted you to save me?"
"You're a dead duck," Yingsi curled his lips in disgust, "I knew you were staring at me before you were captured by Yummy, and you wanted to be Yummy's bait to find the owner of this Yummy, right? So, I Just thought of it, you want me to rescue you when you are in danger... Actually, you already knew that I installed GPS positioning on your mobile phone, right?"
"Don't underestimate my knowledge of human props!" Ankh roared.
"I get it... I get it..." Eiji apologized helplessly, "Then who is the owner of this Yummy? Could it be the guy that Mr. Hong Shang said was resurrected with you?"
"Hmph, that's him—the king, the first generation of OOO."
Yingsi opened his eyes wide: "It's him!?"
"Probably because his consciousness was stored in the belt and revived by you together."
Because of this unexpected situation, the two fell into silence.
Yingsi silently raised his gaze to Ankh, "Ankh..."
"Huh?" Ankh also looked at Yingsi.
"Come back... Sure enough, no one can replace Ankh."
"Hmph, isn't there that dead rabbit?"
"You said Ankh No. [-]..."
"What are you thinking about all day long to create such a disgusting guy!?"
"He's not that disgusting..."
"Are you an idiot? Why do you hug and touch every day and still want to 'kiss'! Just thinking about it makes me angry!"
"Why are you so angry, there is no real kiss!"
"hateful."
"Well, it's my fault. Sure enough, you can't do it if it's not Ankh, let alone Ankh No. [-], no one can replace Ankh."
"Huh, is it?"
"You look very happy." Ying Si smiled.
boom!Another punch hit Yingsi's head.
"I'm sorry." Yingsi lowered his head to apologize, and suddenly thought: "Ankh, what are you going to do to collect black coins?"
"I..." Ankh took a breath and said, "It's not that you are so annoying, I can't stand it, so..."
"What, Ankh is thinking about such a childish thing." Yingsi rolled his eyes.
Ankh squeezed his fists loudly: "You say I am childish!?"
"No, no, that's not what I mean," Eiji hastily pressed Ankh's fist, "But it's part of human beings to be troubled. Ankh, you want life, right. Only when you have life will you be troubled."
"If you have life, you will be troubled..."
"That's right, so don't feel terrible because you have troubles. It's normal to have troubles. You have to live with troubles together. This is life! In a sense, Ankh is already a human being."
"Live with troubles... But, I only get upset when I'm facing you. I'm really upset."
Yingsi suddenly opened his eyes wide, "Could it be...Ankh, you like me?"
"Like it? Only idiots like you!"
"Isn't Ankh an idiot?"
"Damn it!" Ankh raised his fist, and Yingsi firmly grasped Ankh's wrist.
"If you hit him three times in a row, it's still worth it."
In the morning, a multi-national restaurant.
"I'm sorry, Miss Qian Shizi, I'm late today." Ying Si bowed and apologized.
"It's nothing, but where did you go last night, Ankh rabbit sauce left me a note and I don't know where you went."
"A note?" Yingsi took it over and took a look—I hate Yingsi the most! "...Didn't he say anything else?"
"No," Qian Shizi shook his head, only then did he see Ankh who refused to come in at the door, "Could it be Ankh?"
"Wow, Ankh, what are you still doing standing at the door, come in!" Yingsi pulled Ankh in, and said to Qian Shizi, "Starting today, Ankh will continue to disturb you."
"It's nothing to disturb me," Qian Shizi smiled and waved his hand, "Welcome back, Ankh."
"Hmph." Ankh turned his head.
"Hey, quickly bow and thank you!" Yingsi held down his blond chicken head and forced a bow.
"I heard that Ankh is back!? Get out!"
Everyone looked at the door, and it was Miss Lizhong who was roaring.
"Why do you want me?" Ankh challenged.
"Repay the money!" Miss Li spread out her palms, "100 million."
"No." Ankh said coldly.
"Don't do this!" Yingsi finished scolding Ankh and said to Ms. Lizhong: "The money will be returned to you, but there is not so much for now..."
"Then pay the down payment first! 50!"
"50..." Yingsi took out a few coins from his trousers, "Can I pay 50 yuan first?"
The veins on Miss Lizhong's forehead collapsed.
"I'm sorry," Eiji apologized, "but Ankh doesn't have a job, so if he pays back the money..."
"Then find a job!" Ms. Li Zhong roared.
Qian Shizi suddenly discovered some surprises and said, "Ankh is also working in my shop! How about an hourly salary of [-] yen?"
"So many?" Everyone exclaimed in unison.
"Well, but... what you want Ankh to do may be a bit unacceptable." Qian Shizi hesitated to speak.
Yingsi said without saying a word: "Do it! Ankh will do it no matter what!"
Ankh was helpless: "Why did you agree to me so readily..."
"Because you can't let me pay back the money alone, it's obviously your fault, you don't have the right to refuse!" Yingsi retorted.
"Then, as I said... the content of the part-time job is" Qian Shizi took out the plush rabbit ears from under the counter, "wear these and go downtown to solicit business."
"What?" Ankh was startled, "You want me to wear this!"
"Put on this!" Qian Shizi took out another maid outfit from under the counter, "These are left by Ankh Rabbit Sauce, because I found that Ankh Rabbit Sauce is very good for attracting business, so... from now on Please Ankh-chan."
Ankh clenched his fist: "Damn it, who would wear it!"
Yingsi couldn't help laughing: "Ankh has no right to refuse!"
"Of course you are happy, Yingsi. After all, all the rabbits and rabbits are all bad tastes in your head!"
"I... I don't have it." Yingsi stammered.
The author has something to say:
☆, extra episode 2 that has nothing to do with the plot
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"Damn it!" Ankh was visibly angrier than before.
The author has something to say:
☆, giant Yummy, Ankh crisis, betrayal
When the wind blows, a large object falls from the sky, Ankh and Uva scream from the roof and fall into the restaurant.
Everyone in the room hurried out of the way, only to see a big hole in the ceiling, Ankh and Uva were lying on the ground, and there was a - Yummy?
"Whoa, what's going on!?"
"I was shocked!"
"I'm so scared, woo~" Ankh Rabbit Sauce held Yingsi's arm tightly.
"Hey, don't be afraid, you are also very strong!" Yingsi said.
Ankh No. [-] hastily shook his head in denial.
Ankh shook his head and crawled out from under Yummy.
"You dead rabbit, I'm going to kill you today!"
Yingsi frowned: "Wait Ankh, the one behind you is even scarier!"
When Ankh turned his head, the Yummy that fell from the sky actually started to grow huge, slowly expanding from the size of one person to the height of two people.
Qian Shizi exclaimed: "No! If he does this, my shop will be destroyed!"
All the staff started to run out, and Yummy ran out to catch up with everyone, and then ran out the door, and her body expanded to be taller than the house.
"Such a big Yummy! How can we deal with it?" Mr. Robe complained.
"Anyway, everyone, hide in a safe place!" Yingsi suggested.
As a result, everyone ran around aimlessly, bumping into each other, and no one ran away.
"I see! Go to an open place! There is an open space behind the park!" Goto led everyone to run, scaring many passers-by along the way.
Finally arrived at a deserted place, Goto took out an ordinary coin and transformed into Birth.
Qian Shizi and the others who were hiding aside watched all this.
"Hey! Yingji will be okay?" Ankh Rabbit Sauce curled up and firmly grasped Qian Shizi's arm.
Qian Shizi was taken aback, "Why don't you go and fight Yummy, Ankh rabbit sauce, and hide with us?"
"But I'm so scared, that Yummy looks so ugly Goo."
Yingsi looked anxious and asked Mr. Robe, "Do you still make coins?"
"I have done it! But I didn't have enough time, so I only did this!" Mr. Robe hurriedly took out the killer whale, electric eel and octopus coins.
The water system ShaUTa united...Eiji put the coin in his belt.
Birth and ShaUTa attack the gigantic Yummy together, but Yummy grows too tall, and they can only hover around Yummy's lower body, unable to use their strength at all.
At this time, Ankh spread his wings and flew up, kicking Yummy in the eyes, Yummy bowed in pain, Birth and ShaUTa took the opportunity to attack, and Yummy fell heavily to the ground.
"Good job! Ankh!" Yingsi shouted, just about to kill Yummy in one go, but Ankh flew back to interrupt Yingsi's attack.
"what are you doing?"
"Don't grab coins from me."
"Hey, what time is it? We'll talk about the coin issue after Yummy is settled."
The two fought hands in the dispute, and Goto was next to him, neither on the left nor on the right.
Uva suddenly restrained Yingsi from behind.
"Ankh, get rid of this annoying kid."
Ankh twisted his fingers: "By the way, if you don't want to be bothered by you anymore, getting rid of you is also a solution."
"Are you really going to kill me?" Yingsi asked.
Ankh looked at him, as if ready to do something but didn't do it.
Uva was in a hurry: "Hurry up, Yummy will get up in a while."
The two still stared at each other for so long that the people next to them became impatient.
Yingsi suddenly came up with an idea... Could it be that Ankh...
At this time, Yummy who finally got up grabbed Ankh's waist with one hand and lifted him up, and Ankh was lifted into the air.
"Damn it!" Although Ankh struggled all the time, he couldn't break free at all.
Uva rushed up to save Ankh, Goto also started the second wave of attack, only Eiji stood still.
At this time, Ankh Rabbit Sauce, who was originally hiding, came out and asked Yingsi: "Yingsi, you want to save him, that Ankh."
Yingsi wanted to say something but didn't say it.
"Since Yingsi wants to, then Ankh Rabbit Sauce will also come to help."
Ankh Rabbit Sauce was just about to spread his wings, but Yingsi grabbed him.
"No, don't go."
After Yingsi finished speaking, he straightened his belt and returned to his human appearance.
"Yingsi?" Ankh Rabbit Sauce tilted his head puzzled.
Goto was taken aback: "Hey, won't you save Ankh?"
Uva laughed and said: "This is a human being. They say they are friends, but in fact they only care about themselves."
Yummy got impatient with this group of chattering people, stomped her big foot and shook everyone away.
Everyone was knocked to the ground, and the oversized Yummy suddenly turned transparent and disappeared into the clearing—along with Ankh.
"Yummy will be invisible?"
"Looks like it is."
"Bastard! He ran away!" Uva thumped the tree angrily, and then grabbed Yingsi's collar, "Why didn't you save Ankh just now? He didn't have the heart to kill you, but you wanted him to die!"
"I..." Yingsi lowered his head.
Goto couldn't stand it anymore: "You don't think it doesn't matter if Ankh is dead because you have Ankh rabbit sauce."
Yingsi grabbed Ankh Rabbit Sauce and prepared to walk back: "Anyway, let's go back and talk about it first."
"Hey! Eiji!" Goto shouted.
Ankh Rabbit Sauce turned around and made a very happy grimace to Goto: "There is nothing wrong with Eiji only me~"
The author has something to say:
☆, the basement, the return of Ankh, the appearance of the real enemy
At night, there is only one bedside lamp on in the bedroom, the faint yellow light is extraordinarily quiet, and the only sound that can be heard is the friction sound of Ankh Rabbit Sauce crawling back and forth on Yingsi's bed.
"Hey, Yingsi, stop looking at your phone, goo."
Ankh Rabbit Sauce climbed onto the body of the film.
Yingsi turned to the side.
"Goo!" Ankh Rabbit Sauce also crawled to this side.
Yingsi turned to the other side, and Ankh rabbit sauce climbed to this side again.
"Yingsi, it's three o'clock in the morning, aren't you going to sleep?"
"It's getting late, Ankh No. [-], you should go to bed." Yingsi said impatiently.
"But Yingsi, you haven't slept yet, I won't sleep if you don't sleep, woo~"
"Come on, go back to your own bed."
"Don't!" Ankh Rabbit Sauce grabbed Yingsi's bed board and refused to leave, "I want to sleep here~"
"It's really annoying." Yingsi complained.
"You say I'm stalking, obviously you created me, okay? If you don't want me to become stalking, I won't be so stalking~"
Yingsi blushed suddenly and held the phone tightly.
"I... I, if Ankh hadn't been so cold, I wouldn't have wanted him to become... close."
"Then I'm very close to you now, you should be happy~" Ankh rabbit sauce "mu" kissed Eiji's cheek.
Yingsi jumped up in fright, and wiped his cheek desperately, "Please, stop! Don't act like Ankh."
"Looking like Ankh..." Ankh Rabbit Sauce suddenly became sad: "Yingsi, didn't you let Ankh be captured by Yummy at that time and didn't save him? Don't you think that having me is enough, woo~"
"No! I didn't save Ankh at that time because...he didn't want to be saved by me."
Ankh Rabbit Sauce frowned, "Rabbit is not happy, hey, don't look at your phone anymore! Take a look at him! Goo!"
Yingsi was still facing the phone, not knowing what he was doing.
basement.
A dark, cold ground where years of stagnant water had accumulated.
It was Ankh who was lying in the water bound with chains.
After being taken away by Yummy, he was imprisoned here.
Ankh squirmed and crawled on the ground, there was no one around, and the giant Yummy who caught him went nowhere.
"Damn, what kind of iron chain is this, so strong." Ankh turned over and over, and the iron chain made a rattling sound.
"Hahahahahaha."
Slutty laughter came from all directions, echoing endlessly.
Ankh became vigilant, "Who is it!"
"Hahahahahaha."
Ankh pricked up his ears and listened carefully, but the voice was very low and mechanical, and he couldn't hear anything.
"Are you human? Or Greeed?" Ankh asked aloud.
"Hahahahahaha."
"Stop laughing!"
"Hahahahahaha, I'm not human, and I'm not Greeed."
"What?" Ankh frowned.
"Hahahahahaha, don't you even recognize me?"
"I don't know anyone with such a perverted laugh!"
"It's so ruthless. Thanks to the fact that we used to be so close, it's really sad that after the clouds say goodbye, the old man is completely forgotten."
"Floating cloud? Old friend... what are you talking about?"
"Hahahahahaha, you are still the same as before, so uneducated."
"Damn it." Ankh gritted his teeth uncomfortably.
"But seeing you again, you don't know how happy I am, hahahahahaha."
"I'm not happy at all, let me go!"
"I can't let you go for the time being, how about we talk about it first?"
"discuss?"
"Hey, join me."
"what?"
"You want black coins, right? Coincidentally, I want them too, so we will definitely be a very compatible combination."
"Tch, I won't team up with someone who smiles so pervertedly."
"Yeah, I thought you liked my laugh."
Ankh struggled to stand up, but the chains on his body were still not broken, and he could not move his hands and feet.
"Hey! Pervert! If you want people to join forces, you must at least show your true colors. This is the minimum sincerity."
"Dare to say, I thought you could recognize me just by hearing the voice, well, forget it, anyway, we will meet sooner or later."
Then, with a plop, a person jumped down, stood in front of Ankh, and smiled maliciously.
Ankh stepped back in an instant: "It's you...impossible, what's going on?"
"It seems that you are not very happy to see me, hahahahahaha, well, yes, after all, I have done so much to you."
"Damn it, so you haven't forgotten!" Ankh trembled with anger, "It's your fault that I became what I am now."
"Well, don't be so angry, we're still friends, right?"
"I won't join hands with you again."
"Are you sure? We are all the same kind who want to collect black coins, and, if you don't join hands with me, we will be enemies."
"I'm sure." Ankh looked up contemptuously.
"That can't be helped, thanks to the fact that I still like you as before."
After finishing speaking, the man changed his hippie smiling face, exuding a murderous look all over his body.
"Are you going to kill me now?" Ankh was extremely calm.
"You don't look scared."
"Of course I'm not afraid, because I can't die."
"How dare you say that when you can't move your whole body."
The man suddenly moved quickly, just as he was about to touch Ankh.
Boom ——————
A sudden flying kick kicked the man away.
"Hmph," Ankh sneered, "Yingsi, you are so slow."
Eiji in an OOO state expresses dissatisfaction while untying Ankh's chains: "I'm already fast!"
"Hahahahahaha." The perverted laughter appeared again.
Ankh became serious: "Yingsi be careful."
"Leave it to me, I will protect you Ankh." Yingsi stood in front of Ankh.
"Hmph, it's not just about talking."
But the man didn't attack again, but smiled and said, "You are the modern OOO."
"Yes indeed."
"It doesn't look very good, OOO's power has not been exerted to one tenth."
"what?"
"I was still very worried at first, but it seems that there is nothing to worry about. There will be a period later!"
"Eh?" Ying Si was taken aback, and the man disappeared by himself.
"Tch, I don't know what he's thinking again." Ankh mocked.
"Ankh, do you know him?" Yingsi asked.
"That's it."
Ankh coughed violently after speaking.
Ying Si hurriedly supported him: "Hey, are you okay?"
"Get out of here quickly, I don't want to stay in such a wet place."
"I see!" Yingsi in an OOO state picked up Ankh on his back and ran out.
When I got outside, I finally saw the moon and the road.
On the side of the road without a car at night, Yingsi in an OOO state changed back to a human and put Ankh down.
"Ankh, where are you...going now? You are so weak, shall I take you there?"
Ankh seemed to be thinking, and jumped to sit on the guard rail beside the road.
"Where is Uva now?"
Yingsi also climbed up the protective fence and sat beside Ankh, saying, "He's probably still looking for you everywhere, after all, he doesn't have a mobile phone, so it's hard to contact."
"Sure enough, mobile phones are convenient."
"Yeah, if it wasn't for the GPS positioning this time, maybe you would have died."
"I haven't settled with you yet, when did you set up a position for me!?" Ankh clenched his fists in a beating gesture.
Yingsi protected his forehead: "It's not because you leave at any time, that I... have no choice."
"So, for so many days, you know exactly where I am?"
"Well, it can be said that, for example, you follow me every day... something like that." Yingsi peeked at Ankh.
boom!A punch to the director's head.
"I'm sorry." Ying Si bowed his head and apologized.
"Cut, forget it, for the sake of you saving me in time, I don't care about it with you."
"Didn't you ask me to save you?"
"Hmph, when did I say I wanted you to save me?"
"You're a dead duck," Yingsi curled his lips in disgust, "I knew you were staring at me before you were captured by Yummy, and you wanted to be Yummy's bait to find the owner of this Yummy, right? So, I Just thought of it, you want me to rescue you when you are in danger... Actually, you already knew that I installed GPS positioning on your mobile phone, right?"
"Don't underestimate my knowledge of human props!" Ankh roared.
"I get it... I get it..." Eiji apologized helplessly, "Then who is the owner of this Yummy? Could it be the guy that Mr. Hong Shang said was resurrected with you?"
"Hmph, that's him—the king, the first generation of OOO."
Yingsi opened his eyes wide: "It's him!?"
"Probably because his consciousness was stored in the belt and revived by you together."
Because of this unexpected situation, the two fell into silence.
Yingsi silently raised his gaze to Ankh, "Ankh..."
"Huh?" Ankh also looked at Yingsi.
"Come back... Sure enough, no one can replace Ankh."
"Hmph, isn't there that dead rabbit?"
"You said Ankh No. [-]..."
"What are you thinking about all day long to create such a disgusting guy!?"
"He's not that disgusting..."
"Are you an idiot? Why do you hug and touch every day and still want to 'kiss'! Just thinking about it makes me angry!"
"Why are you so angry, there is no real kiss!"
"hateful."
"Well, it's my fault. Sure enough, you can't do it if it's not Ankh, let alone Ankh No. [-], no one can replace Ankh."
"Huh, is it?"
"You look very happy." Ying Si smiled.
boom!Another punch hit Yingsi's head.
"I'm sorry." Yingsi lowered his head to apologize, and suddenly thought: "Ankh, what are you going to do to collect black coins?"
"I..." Ankh took a breath and said, "It's not that you are so annoying, I can't stand it, so..."
"What, Ankh is thinking about such a childish thing." Yingsi rolled his eyes.
Ankh squeezed his fists loudly: "You say I am childish!?"
"No, no, that's not what I mean," Eiji hastily pressed Ankh's fist, "But it's part of human beings to be troubled. Ankh, you want life, right. Only when you have life will you be troubled."
"If you have life, you will be troubled..."
"That's right, so don't feel terrible because you have troubles. It's normal to have troubles. You have to live with troubles together. This is life! In a sense, Ankh is already a human being."
"Live with troubles... But, I only get upset when I'm facing you. I'm really upset."
Yingsi suddenly opened his eyes wide, "Could it be...Ankh, you like me?"
"Like it? Only idiots like you!"
"Isn't Ankh an idiot?"
"Damn it!" Ankh raised his fist, and Yingsi firmly grasped Ankh's wrist.
"If you hit him three times in a row, it's still worth it."
In the morning, a multi-national restaurant.
"I'm sorry, Miss Qian Shizi, I'm late today." Ying Si bowed and apologized.
"It's nothing, but where did you go last night, Ankh rabbit sauce left me a note and I don't know where you went."
"A note?" Yingsi took it over and took a look—I hate Yingsi the most! "...Didn't he say anything else?"
"No," Qian Shizi shook his head, only then did he see Ankh who refused to come in at the door, "Could it be Ankh?"
"Wow, Ankh, what are you still doing standing at the door, come in!" Yingsi pulled Ankh in, and said to Qian Shizi, "Starting today, Ankh will continue to disturb you."
"It's nothing to disturb me," Qian Shizi smiled and waved his hand, "Welcome back, Ankh."
"Hmph." Ankh turned his head.
"Hey, quickly bow and thank you!" Yingsi held down his blond chicken head and forced a bow.
"I heard that Ankh is back!? Get out!"
Everyone looked at the door, and it was Miss Lizhong who was roaring.
"Why do you want me?" Ankh challenged.
"Repay the money!" Miss Li spread out her palms, "100 million."
"No." Ankh said coldly.
"Don't do this!" Yingsi finished scolding Ankh and said to Ms. Lizhong: "The money will be returned to you, but there is not so much for now..."
"Then pay the down payment first! 50!"
"50..." Yingsi took out a few coins from his trousers, "Can I pay 50 yuan first?"
The veins on Miss Lizhong's forehead collapsed.
"I'm sorry," Eiji apologized, "but Ankh doesn't have a job, so if he pays back the money..."
"Then find a job!" Ms. Li Zhong roared.
Qian Shizi suddenly discovered some surprises and said, "Ankh is also working in my shop! How about an hourly salary of [-] yen?"
"So many?" Everyone exclaimed in unison.
"Well, but... what you want Ankh to do may be a bit unacceptable." Qian Shizi hesitated to speak.
Yingsi said without saying a word: "Do it! Ankh will do it no matter what!"
Ankh was helpless: "Why did you agree to me so readily..."
"Because you can't let me pay back the money alone, it's obviously your fault, you don't have the right to refuse!" Yingsi retorted.
"Then, as I said... the content of the part-time job is" Qian Shizi took out the plush rabbit ears from under the counter, "wear these and go downtown to solicit business."
"What?" Ankh was startled, "You want me to wear this!"
"Put on this!" Qian Shizi took out another maid outfit from under the counter, "These are left by Ankh Rabbit Sauce, because I found that Ankh Rabbit Sauce is very good for attracting business, so... from now on Please Ankh-chan."
Ankh clenched his fist: "Damn it, who would wear it!"
Yingsi couldn't help laughing: "Ankh has no right to refuse!"
"Of course you are happy, Yingsi. After all, all the rabbits and rabbits are all bad tastes in your head!"
"I... I don't have it." Yingsi stammered.
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☆, extra episode 2 that has nothing to do with the plot
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