I'm nervous
Chapter 27
What to do if P is swollen.
I was numb in my back after seeing them, I couldn't help but want to take off my clothes and ask for a massage!
Hey, hey, I want you to give me a massage. You drag me into the quilt and lift me up to be a magic horse. Think I'm a pig and sell it. Please let me go, I'm worthless!
Boom, oh, my dragon butt.
"came back."
Oh my god, I opened my eyes, and suddenly found that I was carried into the palace, and I said goodbye to freedom again (^_^)/...bye, but, ah, hey, Duanmu has a black belly, you actually washed it clean and sat down Are you waiting for me on the bed? o(≧v≦)o... Great Duanmu has a black belly, don't be shy, I'm coming to thank you!Push it down, put it in place, take it off, and—
I was thrown into the tub by Duanmu Weihei.
"Going out for a day, sweaty all over, still want to go to bed?"
Aww, I got hit.
I tore off the cloth towel from my face, and threw it on Duanmu's dark chest angrily: "I'm a man, can't I be a bit masculine╭(╯^╰)╮"
"Yes, you sleep on the floor tonight."
"I want to separate from you!"
"Then you go to Zhuxuan Hall to sleep."
=口= "Please let me go! The Bamboo Profound Palace is where the Empress lives. I am a soybean, not an Empress."
"Then clean it honestly!"
Hum hum!
According to the records of the 21st century Gouxue novel, when they were bathing, the two of them were boo booing, and they easily set their upper bodies on fire and rolled from the tub to the bed. Therefore, for the sake of my sex, Duanmu had a black belly and begged for marriage╭(╯ 3╰) ╮ Baji!
"Is it comfortable?"
"Comfortable and comfortable."
"do you like it."
"luv't."
"I want either."
"want to!"
"it is good."
So, I was soaked in water by him to wash my hair...
"Don't you want to wash your hair, I'll help you."
/(ㄒoㄒ)/...wash your head.The three views are different, how to fall in love, can I ask for a breakup, ying ying ying.
The author has something to say: Thank you for missing mine mua! (*╯3╰) I forgot to thank you in the last chapter. It turns out that I am a bastard with a bad memory _(:з"∠)_
[Special episode] I want to heal the disease
In ancient times, it was not good to have a hair dryer. I wash it out fragrantly, and my hair is full of water.
Hair is wet and uncomfortable.
Shaking my hair, I walked away with big strides... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhh Chinesehong Honghong Chineseongongongongongongongonggngnisipsui” and I was pressed on Duanmu’s black-bellied thighs, and then bang bang bang, my ass|butt ┭┮﹏┭┮ I'm wet all over, I should be spanked."
clap clap clap!
I was beaten, the culprit of all this is the hair dryer!I decided not to like the hair dryer (-з)
"Okay." Duanmu Hei picked me up, took the tall cloth towel inlaid with dragons, grabbed my long hair, and wiped me carefully.
I yawned boredly, turned my head to look at Duanmu's black belly, the more I looked at it, the more beautiful I felt, the skin is good, the appearance is good, the breath is floating to the tip of my nose, can I secretly take a bite.
Ow!
"An Shuhe!"
Papapa, ah, don't spank me.share!
I was beaten again, I feel that all the culprits are my mouth, I decided not to love it (ε-)
"I don't like your mouth, it's done, just throw it away."
I glared at him resentfully: "I lost my mouth, who do you kiss."
Duanmu laughed so darkly that I wanted to punch him: "I can still kiss your face."
"I lost my face too."
"Do you have a face?"
"Not only do I have one, but I also have a thick face."
"No wonder I'm so confident that I'll kiss you, tsk tsk."
...Why do I feel that there is something in these words.
I'm not happy, I want to turn into a wolf, pounce on me, overwhelm me, groan, and gnaw my mouth.
The mouth of this guy is soft, it tastes so delicious, I can't get it out of my mouth, I can't get it down.
Aw, the world is spinning, I'm overwhelmed, Duanmu's black belly is on me, I'm getting closer, I'm finally ready to take a bath and roll off the sheets n(*≧▽≦*)n "It's great, Duanmu's black belly wants to do it !"
"it is good."
So, I was pulled up by him to wipe my hair.
"Didn't you ask for your hair to dry? This will dry it for you."
If communication fails, how to fall in love┭┮﹏┭┮.
I grabbed my hair and scratched it a few times. My hair is so long that it reaches my ass. Can I cut it?
"Of course." Duanmu Fuhei rubbed a few handfuls of my hair, threw away the soaked towel, and smiled wickedly, "If you cut off my body, hair and skin, I will also cut it off." and gave away your little bird."
=mouth= Devil, this guy is simply a devil!
I cover my hands, although I suffer, but my penis is still useful.
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I'm dry, go to sleep."
I sniffed, took off my shoes obediently, got on the bed, turned over and lay down, Duanmu hesitated for a moment, looked at me for a long time, and helped me tuck the corner of the quilt, turned and left: "I'm going to sleep in the side hall .”
"If you don't sleep with me, what should I do if I'm cold and swollen!"
Duanmu's heihei's footsteps faltered, and he turned around. His words seemed to be filled with unresolved pain, and he said, "I can figure it out myself."
... I just want to smear him with a pillowcase.
I'm cold, I don't have his stove to keep warm, I will feel very uncomfortable.I was rolling around on the bed, rolling and acting cute, begging to sleep with me.
"Sleep with you?" Duanmu Weihei sneered, "It's not impossible, you have to cure your disease first, and then I will sleep with you. That's it. Whoever accompanies you satisfies you and won't let you out of the palace, you decide for yourself."
QAQ I just want to say, damn it, you have guts.
So, this night, I just rolled around on the dragon bed alone, rolling around, and finally, rolling around, I arrived——
"Duanmu has a dark belly, didn't you say you don't want to sleep with me, what's wrong with crawling on my bed in the middle of the night!"
"I crawled on your bed?" Duanmu's dark face darkened, and the smile on the corner of his mouth should not be too scary, "It is clear that you sleepwalked in the middle of the night and came to my bed. You see, here is the evidence."
I followed his fingers and looked down, I thought Σ(°△°|||), my limbs are all on Duanmu's black body, and I also pulled a large piece of his chest clothes, revealing white flowers of meat.
Huh?Meat!I rubbed my eyes, but I didn't feel it. I'm not afraid of this level of flesh, so can I touch the bird secretly.
"You dare to move around and try!"
My body was shocked and I didn't dare to move, but I couldn't help it, my hands were so itchy, I really wanted to see if I could see Xiao Dingding and heal my illness.
"Do you want to see it?" Duanmu asked with his eyes narrowed as he stopped Zhen's hand again.
nod.
"OK, then I'll take you to the 'baby room'."
"Baby room?" Zhen's eyes lit up, where is this place, the name is so lofty, does it mean that he wants to get out of here with me among a bunch of treasures?
I don't want to be too happy, wow haha, babies, here I come!
When we arrived at the baby room, hey, why is it so weird and eerie here, and there are many boxes.
An old eunuch was ordered by Duanmu to come over and hand me a few boxes with a smile. I opened it and saw, oh my god, it really is a treasure, and it is really precious!
Those things are all eunuchs’ dicks, they really are treasures, if you don’t lie to me/(ㄒoㄒ)/…
"How, are you satisfied?"
"Satisfied, so satisfied that I'm going to die, so satisfied that I'm about to cry."
"Hey, you look at this thing, but you don't get sick?" As soon as Duanmu's black-bellied words fell, I was stunned.
I rubbed my chin, and it seems to be the same. When I was disposing of small shoes and socks, I also saw their penis, but to my surprise, I didn't feel any discomfort.
"Could it be that I can only look at a dead penis, not a living one?!"
I'm all bad.I looked at Duanmu's black belly very sadly, can I fry the corpse?
"Looking for death (╰_╯)#"
I was left in the "Baby Room" by Duanmu's black belly, and he pretended to let me heal my illness. In fact, hehe, I didn't dare to see him because I was sick, so I used him as a shield, absolutely!
"Queen, do you want to watch it again?" The old eunuch bowed and asked respectfully.
"Look!" Can I not watch? If I don't get cured for a day, I won't be able to play happily with Duanmu Fuhei, and I won't be able to leave the palace to find freedom.
So, I called the old eunuch, and brought me large, small, medium, and various sizes of penis for me to choose from.
I watched from the beginning to the end, hey, I didn’t feel anything at all, and I didn’t feel any discomfort. Did I cure the disease? It’s great, it’s great, I’m so happy, I jumped up and rushed out.
"Duanmu has a black belly, my illness is cured!"
I watched it for a long time, and now it's noon, Duanmu Weihei must be waiting for me to eat, just in time, I'm full, I can have a good time.
I broke into Junshu Palace in a hurry, and Duanmu was changing clothes with his back to me.Wow, haha, it's just the right time, I jumped, pulled, clang, clang, revealing Duanmu's black-bellied butt and...
Damn, this little penis is so big, can it still happily fry people.
Ahh, I rolled my eyes and passed out again.
.
The more frustrated I am, the braver I become!
Don't be afraid, a dead Ding Ding can't cure me, I will go to see a living Ding Ding.
Duanmu and I informed each other, then dragged a few guards out of the palace and went straight to the bathhouse.
Holding my head high and taking a deep breath, I suddenly opened my eyes and waved forward: "Come on, go take a shower!"
Swish, swish, swish, those guards turned into arrows, tore off the cloth scarf around Tintin and jumped down, splashing water all over my face.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I haven't gone down to take a bath yet, as a guard, how can I go down first.
"Young Master Huang, you told us to wash it down."
...Did I say that? !
I was very sad, I took a look at the white farts of those ordinary people.Butt flesh, I took a deep breath, waved my hands and shouted: "Everyone stand up, take off naked!" I am the queen, and I have the right to let them take off... Take off, hello, why not take off their hair.
"Master Huang, this is outside the palace."
"..."
My ass hurts, I can't just announce my identity, so I have only one way, pointing at those guards and shouting: "You stand up, show me!"
Those guards looked at me and I looked at you, and stood up embarrassedly, but, ah, what is going on with your hands blocking the key parts.
"Mr. Huang, if you make any mistakes because of looking at the little ones, the little ones can't afford it."
I am very worried, I can't look at the guards, and other people ignore me, I look at the wool, I... Hey, can't I look at me.
I see!Such a big bird, such a strong bird, I looked left and right, up and down, and I found that my bird is more beautiful than Duanmu's black belly.
Hahahaha, I have been watching for so long, but I don’t feel any discomfort. I must have cured the disease ╮( ̄3 ̄")╭Duanmu has a black belly, and I can compare you to the size of a bird!
"Compared to me?" As soon as I returned to the palace, Duanmu snorted at me in such a disdainful tone.
I raised my head high and said, "There's nothing wrong with you. I've already cured the disease."
"An Shuhe," Duanmu rubbed his brows blackly, "You said you were cured many times, but you fainted every time, how can I trust you again."
I am very serious, this time I will definitely be cured, pat my chest!
"What if you haven't been cured?" Duanmu seemed very tired, "I don't have the time to play with you several times. My patience is limited."
"Patience is limited? Don't be afraid, if I still haven't cured, please explode!"
"Okay," Duanmu smiled black-bellied, I felt very bad, "If you haven't been cured yet, don't blame me for taking action."
Shot?Is this going to fry me? Don't be afraid, I open my heart and wait for you to come, clang clang clang.
So, Duanmu stood up with a dark smile, took off his pants smartly, and stared at Ding Ding for 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes, 10□□□[-] minutes...
"Shuhe? Why is there no movement?"
stamp--
Boom!My eyeballs squeezed in, and I fell to the ground in the form of cross-eyed glory, and passed out for the first time when I opened my eyes_(|з)∠)_
[Extra] I was fired
It's ten minutes in the middle of the night, which is a good time to sneak around.I picked up the small satchel, looked here and there, it's very good, Duanmu Weihei is sleeping soundly in the side hall, it's great.Here comes the colorful world outside the palace.
I have thought about it for a long time, and I feel that I can no longer sit still and wait for the beep. My illness is incurable, so I might as well run away and see if he is still swollen. Detain me╭(╯^╰)╮Be vigilant ahead, there are no enemies , GO!
Ahhh, I went out, I went out, and then, I was arrested.
"Soybean, the emperor has a decree that you are not allowed to leave the Junshu Palace at night."
"Who sent this little eunuch, come here, drag him down, it's itching!"
No one moved, no one moved. "Who am I, do you know?"
"You know, you are a soybean."
"Hehe, you know I'm a yellow bean, so why don't you let me go, I'm going out of the palace!"
"Soybean, the little one's life is in the hands of the emperor."
"Believe it or not, I can also kill you!" I put my hands on my hips, pointing at the little eunuch and said angrily.I said why this little eunuch came to stop me. It turns out that this guy is the little kid who was imprisoned by me at the beginning. This is public revenge!
"Small natural letters."
"The letter won't let go yet."
"Soybean, a small letter doesn't mean you really know how to do it."
Oh hello, it's too evil, it's too evil, it's worthy of being raised by Duanmu with a black belly, one or two are so black-bellied.No matter, take a step forward, knock me out...
Knock on the head, ah ah, I have risen, I have flown into the sky.
"What are you flying? You don't sleep in the middle of the night and you want to sneak around, huh?"
Why is the word "um" so ecstatic every time, I can't help but want to say, please change the word.
"Do you want to sneak away again?"
...I don't want to talk anymore.I was arrested by Duanmu and brought back to Junshu Palace, where I sat face to face with him upright.
Duanmu Weihei looked very tired, with dark circles under his eyes, and he kept yawning when he looked at Zhen.
"An Shuhe, please give me some peace of mind. Xu You's matter has not been dealt with properly, and the ministers involved have not been dealt with. There are still vacancies in the official position that have not been filled for the time being. I am very busy and have no time to care about you."
"Of course I understand!" I patted my chest and said seriously, "That's why I'm leaving the palace, I don't want to disturb you. I'm here, you always take care of me, afraid that I might make a mistake, your heart is divided, So more tired."
Duanmu's belly was shocked, his lips moved a few times, and then he said slowly: "Really?"
"It's more real than pearls." I nodded violently.
Duanmu picked me up and rubbed my hair: "If that's the case, that's fine, I'll let you out of the palace, but..."
My little heart is raised.
"I have conditions."
"What condition, say it boldly!" I puffed up my chest and patted it.
"Condition one, you must not cause trouble."
If it's a wood problem, I don't make trouble, I make trouble.
"Condition two, you must come back the day before the post-sealing ceremony."
Wood question, I am a soybean, I must have the right to suppress you.
"Condition three, after leaving the palace, if the disease is cured, you will be at your own risk."
Wood problem, isn't it just a disease, I can cure it 100%...
"Okay, that's what you said. A gentleman can't chase after a horse. If you can't do it, curse you... Cough, there is no penis."
No problem, I have a dick, and a little bird...
Wait, wait, what did I answer just now, can I swallow it back! QAQ "Don't want to swallow it," Duanmu smiled evilly, "In short, it's settled, you can leave the palace after dawn, I'll go to bed first."
Turn over, go to bed, roll up the quilt, and snore.
I just want to say, shit.
I'm very sick, I sat in the Junshu Palace all night, thinking deeply about life, according to my goal, I want to coax Duanmu to give me out of the palace, and then walk away, the god of horses and soybeans Healing horses has nothing to do with me from now on, but why is my mouth so unsatisfactory, bang!Don't live up to it, bang!Don't live up to it, snap again!clap clap...
"An, Shu, He! How dare you hit me in the face!"
Ahhh Duanmu woke up with a dark belly, picked up the small satchel, and slipped away!
I'm out of the palace, I'm finally out of the palace, but hey, hey, what's going on with you guys dragging me to the Luohong Courtyard!
"The emperor ordered you to recuperate in Luohongyuan."
Raising a wool disease is clearly for me to cure the disease/(ㄒoㄒ)/...
Oh my god, it's terrible, when did this little girl come to Luohong Courtyard, all of them are handsome, and they compete with me. Is this going to throw me into Luohong Courtyard to sell myself?
"The emperor has an order saying that you can't look at big things, soy bean, you can only look at small things."
_(:з"∠)_You won, I can't look at men, so I told me to look at fake girls, you have the guts.
Facing the young men in the room, I snorted a few times and waved my hand: "Take off your pants!"
Swish, swish, off.
This young man really deserves to be trained|taught, his legs are thin, his skin is white, his body is soft, I sneaked in, held their hands, and said very solemnly: "Please enlighten me!"
So, I became friends with them and studied the secrets of seducing men.
Hey, why did I come to Luohongyuan, no matter what, I will continue to learn the trick of seduction.
Eating bananas to seduce, no problem, I eat!
Fumble around, wood problem, I touch it!
Striptease, wooden problem, I take off!
There are also great plans, all of which are presented to me, COMEON!
My little hands are hooked, my ass is twitching, Duanmu has a black belly, and I'm afraid that you won't take the bait. As long as you take the bait and be hooked by me, I can easily take your token and escape from the palace in a fair manner. As for the magic horse to cure the disease, I give up the treatment!
A few days later, after I studied day and night, I finally mastered the secret of seducing men, and just in time, it was time for the empress ceremony.
I was taken back to the palace by a group of guards, oh lo, I haven't seen you for a few days, Duanmu has a black belly and is so haggard, not only his eyes are black, but even his face is black.
"Duanmu has a black belly, are you okay?"
"An Shuhe, I heard that you have been getting very close to those men these days, huh?" Why do you hear these words as if you squeezed them out between your teeth? Don't be afraid, once I pry your hands, you don't have to squeeze your teeth Yes, just shout.
"Roar!"
I was so frightened that I fell to the ground. Did this guy turn into a lion? It was so scary.
Ahhh, I was brought up.
"Too much nonsense, how many men have you been in contact with in the past few days?!"
"I'm counting, one or two... oh, I can't count."
"damn it!"
"Hey, hey, you're the one who left me there, and you're still angry with me. It's not fair."
Duanmu's black belly froze for a moment, and the smile on his face was very gray and ugly: "Okay, An Shu and you are bold. But I don't know how your illness is?"
I was shocked, sick!Why did I forget that I was sick, can I give up treatment!
"Yes," Duanmu smiled again, "If you don't cure this disease, you won't be able to leave the palace in the future."
I... can I smear your aunt's blood =口=
So, in order to be able to leave the palace in the future, I decided to tell a white lie, and slapped my chest: "I have cured it!"
"really?"
"really!"
"What if it is not cured."
"Cold scrambled eggs, delicious and beautiful."
"Heh," Duanmu smiled sinisterly, "After tomorrow's closure, I will wait for our bridal chamber wedding night."
"Festival night in the bridal chamber! What is that, can I pretend not to make it?"
"You might as well wait and see."
_(:з)∠)_
Queen's Seal Ceremony, Queen's Seal Ceremony, can we have a bean seal ceremony, I'm so tired, I've been standing for a whole day, and this crown is too heavy, I don't want to get married anymore, huh.If it wasn't for being able to leave the palace, I wouldn't want to marry.
"Don't want to marry, huh?"
"Drive, drive, I will drive!"
"That's about the same. Be honest."
I turned my head and looked at Duanmu with a black belly. He is so handsome. He was worshiped by all officials. I have never enjoyed such treatment. Sure enough, this position is the most suitable for him. I'd better be my little soybean.
The post-sealing ceremony is finally over, my head is about to break, I decide to take a bath and sleep, good night Duanmu Weihei.
"Good night?"
Ahhh, I was thrown|thrown onto the bed. "Did you forget that tonight is our bridal chamber wedding night? How can you succeed if you don't become popular?"
"Luohong! Can I cut my pulse?"
Duanmu pinched Zhen's chin: "I don't mind cutting your veins."
"It hurts!" I squeezed the little chrysanthemum tightly, and stepped back to the bed step by step, "I don't want to be exploded."
"Then it's fried."
"You said that I'm underage, you won't touch me!" I resisted to the death, although I usually shouted and begged to be fired, but when the real thing happened, I would still be afraid/(ㄒoㄒ)/...
"I'm afraid it's too late, An Shuhe, I have indulged you for so long. I told myself in my heart, if you get cured before the empress seal, I will let you go, and I will touch you when you grow up, but you are playing Day after day, if you don't care, why should I care."
My expression at that time was only =口=, why didn't you tell me!
"Tell you? Heh," Duanmu Weihei took off his clothes while talking, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ? "
Black belly, really black belly!
Ahhh, my mouth is not tasty, please let me go, ah, my clothes are not easy to take off, Ya Die, help!
"Don't move..." Duanmu's black-bellied voice was so hoarse, "If you move again, I will ignore you."
ignore me?Is this planning to ignore me and masturbate myself?
Well, I move, move, move!
"An, Shu, He!"
Mom, ah, ah, it hurts so much!
Boom, I bumped into the head of the dragon bed, and fell into a glorious coma again...
Weird.
"Want to pretend to be dizzy? If you are dizzy today, I will fry the 'corpse'!"
I wake up immediately, how can I faint when this kind of honor is burned, I must open my eyes wide, look!
Look... look... look at the yarn.
That dick is so big, I pee in fright, can I faint.
"Okay, you faint and I fry the 'corpse'."
I didn't dare to move anymore, Duanmu came up naked with a dark belly, hugged me and kissed again and again, oh, it was so comfortable, his embrace was so warm, the kiss was so ecstasy, touching my hand was so tender Sensation, the hand that pokes into my chrysanthemum is so hot...
What!
Get your hands out!
take it out.
Poke in.
take it out.
Poke in again.
take it out.
Huh, finally took it out.
Poke in hard again!
It hurts ah ah ah ah ah!
Boom, I finally fainted.
Before I faint, I just want to say, Duanmu has a black belly, can I cut off a piece of your dick, it's too big/(ㄒoㄒ)/...
The author has something to say: I was fired/(ㄒoㄒ)/...crying for comfort, please collect it from the author, thank you Su Ye for the mine, mua! (*╯3╰)
[Extra] I beg to fry
I was fried, it was terrible.
What's even more frightening is that I don't remember the process of being fried.
So in order to experience the process again, I sent myself to Duanmu's black-bellied penis.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah it hurts me
After my personal test, I fainted last night because of pain, not because of illness, it's just as simple as hitting my palm. o( ̄ヘ ̄o*)[make a fist! ]
Therefore, it is further demonstrated that my illness has been cured, and according to my agreement with Duanmu, I can leave the palace!
"Is that true, is it really healed? Well then, please open your eyes and try again with me."
Ahhh, I'm over, I'm over, I turned over, and got out from under Duanmu's black-bellied body, hum, I'm Agent 007, I have nothing to say about my agility.
"Is it?"
Ah, I'm jumping up, I'm hiding, I'm going to dodge again, I'm hiding, clang clang clang, hahaha, I can't catch it, I put my hips on my hips and laughed wildly, take the opportunity to slip away.
"Just slip away, your clothes are in my hands."
……
……
"Duanmu has a black belly, please let me go!" I rushed towards Duanmu with a whimper, hugging Duanmu, "Duanmu has a black belly, you are married and fried, so let me out of the palace."
Duanmu smiled blackly and shook the clothes in his hand: "The new emperor ascends the throne, and when I am the busiest, you want to leave me. You have a good idea, but there is no way!"
"You are illegally imprisoned! (#‵′)"
"Gu is the emperor, he can do whatever he wants, what objection do you have?"
"I'm Huangdou, I can leave as soon as I want, what's your objection?" [Akimbo] <). (>
"Sure, you can go, I won't give you clothes to see where you go."
QAQ I want to fry you, how can I break it!
"What's wrong with you?" Duanmu Weihei glanced at my penis, and smiled maliciously, "Haven't you had enough pain yesterday?"
"Bastard!" I got angry, jumped up, stood tall and pointed at him who was lying on the bed, "I fainted last night, and you fried me!"
"There is no reason to let go of what you got," Duanmu Weihei pulled me down, "turn over and clean up the courtyard for you, I cleaned it up for you yesterday, but this morning you woke up and took the initiative to sit on it." , you clearly want it, but you blame me."
I sniffed, lay down on the bed obediently, and enjoyed Duanmu's belly massage, um... so comfortable, it made my waist warm, ah... yes, yes, right there, it's so comfortable, Oh... Duanmu has a dark belly, your hand strength is really good, hey, something was stuffed into my chrysanthemum.
"ointment."
Oh, the medicated ointment is so cool and comfortable.I moved my buttocks in satisfaction, and patted again: "Come in again."
"Are you sure?"
How can I hear his voice is a little hoarse.
It doesn't matter, just enter~~~~enter~~~~ It hurts to death, who told you to enter the bird! ! ! ! ! "You called me in, Shuhe."
I was broken over, oh my god, I saw Ding... (⊙o⊙) Hey, it seems that there is only my own Ding Ding, Duanmu's dark belly is hidden by my little chrysanthemum (⊙V⊙)
I’m so powerful, watch me suck and pinch hard, so that I can’t see Duanmu’s black-bellied Ding Ding Ding, and I won’t get dizzy, o(≧v≦)o...It’s great that I finally found the trick.
"Shuhe, hiss." Duanmu Fuhei took a deep breath, and hugged me, oh, is this the legendary Guanyin sitting on the lotus pose?
Since it is Avalokitesvara sitting on the lotus, I will put Avalokitesvara in a cross-legged posture, and I will move and move.
"Shuhe, don't move..."
I don’t move, do you move (-3)
"Of course I moved."
Don't move, watch me fry you, drink and drink, up and down, left and right, I finally fried Duanmu belly black.
Riding fried people, you deserve it!
Aww, I'm so tired. I'm tired of frying, and I feel so comfortable. It turns out that frying people is so enjoyable. Can I ask for frying again?
"Okay, you asked for it."
Hey, hey, I said it casually, don't really come, oh, oh, oh... One in and one out, it's not good for Ding Ding to come out, ah oh, I'm dizzy again.
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After many times of being tortured, I have confirmed with one blow that there is no cure for my illness, no cure, and the culprit is Duanmu's black-bellied Tintin.Just looking at it makes me faint.
I turned over and looked left and right. Duanmu seemed to be out, so I was left alone in Junshu Palace. It's great, I can sneak away.
Weird.
"Where are my clothes, where are my clothes."
Xiao Yaozi walked in respectfully, lowered his head and said: "Yu Dou, the emperor has ordered that you were too tired last night, please lie down and rest today."
How can I see this little waist with such ambiguous eyes.What about resting on the couch, I am fine, I want to get out of bed and give me clothes.
Xiao Yaozi lowered his head: "The emperor's order, the little one dare not disobey, Huangdou, you can discuss with the emperor later, the little one will resign."
Don't go, Erkang hand, my clothes, please return my clothes.
Gone, just go.Can I run naked|running naked?
ah!I'm too smart, as a soybean, I can't show my body to others, so no one will say anything when I go out naked.
Hahaha, laugh wildly with your hips on your hips, naked | run, here I come.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
You don't have to shout so loudly, I still feel ashamed anyway, so I'm surrounded by a bed of little dragons and quilts, okay?
"No, Soybean, you you you..."
What about you, your figure is amazing, do you make me envious (⊙V⊙)
"No, it's you... you're covered with... um... soybeans, you can see for yourself."
Something, mysterious, look in the mirror, I'll see if there's something strange... weird...
Ahhhhhhh, what is this, what is this blue and purple thing, which bastard ate it? !
"Asshole?" Damn, Duanmu Belly Hei must be a cat, and he walks without sound.
I jumped up, pointed at Duanmu's black belly and cursed: "You left marks on my body, I'm not happy to be seen by others."
Duanmu Weihei glanced at me, and smiled: "You are upset, you can leave it in the Junshu Palace, what's going on when you get out of bed, huh?"
I shut up, I can't beat him, (;'⌒') I don't love him anymore, I want a divorce.
"Succeed, after reconciliation, you will be buried in the palace." Duanmu walked up to him with a grin, and my scalp was numb. Duanmu has a black belly and protects me. If Zhenmu has the identity of a soybean, then I will be beaten by the queen mother.
Duanmu has a black belly, you won┭┮﹏┭┮
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I have been imprisoned in Junshu Palace, I still have no human rights, I want to resist, resist, resist, come and rebel!
"An Shuhe! Can you give me some peace of mind? I'm tired and I don't care about you."
Alas, my head was knocked, I sniffed, looked at Duanmu who was reviewing the memorial, and played with my little finger aggrievedly: "I said before, I just don't want you to trouble you, so I want to leave the palace, But you keep me locked up here, I'm bored."
"How can I feel at ease when you go out of the palace?" Duanmu frowned tightly, "You also know that the court is in chaos now, and I have no time to take care of you when you go out of the palace. You are not allowed to leave the palace."
"You let me out of the palace when you say that I will be cured, and you are pretending to have meat to eat (-3)"
"Then you are cured?"
"It's cured." I patted my chest.
"Really, then let's try it tonight. If you are not cured, then you will not be able to leave the palace in a short time."
"Don't show respect? I want to shush, what should I do if I suffocate and swell."
Boom, my head was knocked.
"Wait tonight, I've finished the memorial, you go and play by yourself."
Aw, what do you think I am? If you call it, you will come and go, if you don’t go, I will see you criticize...
Oh my god, my tears fell unsatisfactorily, oh my god, Duanmu Weihei has worked so hard, he vomited blood after approving the memorial, look at the memorial, there are red dots everywhere.
"Duanmu has a dark belly, how is your health?"
Duanmu Weihei glanced at me, then at the memorial, shook his head and said, "No, you won't accompany me."
"I'll accompany you! I'll help you to approve the memorial!"
Grab it, take a look, throw it out, pick it up.
"I've finished watching."
"Oh?" Duanmu raised his black-bellied eyebrows, "What did you see?"
"I saw that this person's handwriting was very ugly, so I didn't want to read it."
"Forget it, I know you're unreliable, so let's go."
Duanmu's black belly took the memorial from me. I was very bored and had nothing to read.Ah, I remembered, clang clang clang, I took out a good thing from my little gold cabinet, put it around, and look, my good thing.
Duanmu Fuhei glanced over, ahhh, be stunned, be stupefied, this is my carefully translated account book, there is no mistake, it is the account book I translated with Arabic numerals!
The original account book was confiscated by me as "criminal evidence", and now only this translated one remains.Don't underestimate this account book, there are many things recorded in it, and it will be very useful to check the accounts in the future.
Duanmu Weihei looked at the account book for a long time, and suddenly laughed.
Hey, don't rub my hair, it's messed up.
"Forget it, for the sake of your hard work, I will let you leave the palace."
花擦
I was numb in my back after seeing them, I couldn't help but want to take off my clothes and ask for a massage!
Hey, hey, I want you to give me a massage. You drag me into the quilt and lift me up to be a magic horse. Think I'm a pig and sell it. Please let me go, I'm worthless!
Boom, oh, my dragon butt.
"came back."
Oh my god, I opened my eyes, and suddenly found that I was carried into the palace, and I said goodbye to freedom again (^_^)/...bye, but, ah, hey, Duanmu has a black belly, you actually washed it clean and sat down Are you waiting for me on the bed? o(≧v≦)o... Great Duanmu has a black belly, don't be shy, I'm coming to thank you!Push it down, put it in place, take it off, and—
I was thrown into the tub by Duanmu Weihei.
"Going out for a day, sweaty all over, still want to go to bed?"
Aww, I got hit.
I tore off the cloth towel from my face, and threw it on Duanmu's dark chest angrily: "I'm a man, can't I be a bit masculine╭(╯^╰)╮"
"Yes, you sleep on the floor tonight."
"I want to separate from you!"
"Then you go to Zhuxuan Hall to sleep."
=口= "Please let me go! The Bamboo Profound Palace is where the Empress lives. I am a soybean, not an Empress."
"Then clean it honestly!"
Hum hum!
According to the records of the 21st century Gouxue novel, when they were bathing, the two of them were boo booing, and they easily set their upper bodies on fire and rolled from the tub to the bed. Therefore, for the sake of my sex, Duanmu had a black belly and begged for marriage╭(╯ 3╰) ╮ Baji!
"Is it comfortable?"
"Comfortable and comfortable."
"do you like it."
"luv't."
"I want either."
"want to!"
"it is good."
So, I was soaked in water by him to wash my hair...
"Don't you want to wash your hair, I'll help you."
/(ㄒoㄒ)/...wash your head.The three views are different, how to fall in love, can I ask for a breakup, ying ying ying.
The author has something to say: Thank you for missing mine mua! (*╯3╰) I forgot to thank you in the last chapter. It turns out that I am a bastard with a bad memory _(:з"∠)_
[Special episode] I want to heal the disease
In ancient times, it was not good to have a hair dryer. I wash it out fragrantly, and my hair is full of water.
Hair is wet and uncomfortable.
Shaking my hair, I walked away with big strides... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghhhhhhhhhhh Chinesehong Honghong Chineseongongongongongongongonggngnisipsui” and I was pressed on Duanmu’s black-bellied thighs, and then bang bang bang, my ass|butt ┭┮﹏┭┮ I'm wet all over, I should be spanked."
clap clap clap!
I was beaten, the culprit of all this is the hair dryer!I decided not to like the hair dryer (-з)
"Okay." Duanmu Hei picked me up, took the tall cloth towel inlaid with dragons, grabbed my long hair, and wiped me carefully.
I yawned boredly, turned my head to look at Duanmu's black belly, the more I looked at it, the more beautiful I felt, the skin is good, the appearance is good, the breath is floating to the tip of my nose, can I secretly take a bite.
Ow!
"An Shuhe!"
Papapa, ah, don't spank me.share!
I was beaten again, I feel that all the culprits are my mouth, I decided not to love it (ε-)
"I don't like your mouth, it's done, just throw it away."
I glared at him resentfully: "I lost my mouth, who do you kiss."
Duanmu laughed so darkly that I wanted to punch him: "I can still kiss your face."
"I lost my face too."
"Do you have a face?"
"Not only do I have one, but I also have a thick face."
"No wonder I'm so confident that I'll kiss you, tsk tsk."
...Why do I feel that there is something in these words.
I'm not happy, I want to turn into a wolf, pounce on me, overwhelm me, groan, and gnaw my mouth.
The mouth of this guy is soft, it tastes so delicious, I can't get it out of my mouth, I can't get it down.
Aw, the world is spinning, I'm overwhelmed, Duanmu's black belly is on me, I'm getting closer, I'm finally ready to take a bath and roll off the sheets n(*≧▽≦*)n "It's great, Duanmu's black belly wants to do it !"
"it is good."
So, I was pulled up by him to wipe my hair.
"Didn't you ask for your hair to dry? This will dry it for you."
If communication fails, how to fall in love┭┮﹏┭┮.
I grabbed my hair and scratched it a few times. My hair is so long that it reaches my ass. Can I cut it?
"Of course." Duanmu Fuhei rubbed a few handfuls of my hair, threw away the soaked towel, and smiled wickedly, "If you cut off my body, hair and skin, I will also cut it off." and gave away your little bird."
=mouth= Devil, this guy is simply a devil!
I cover my hands, although I suffer, but my penis is still useful.
"I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you, I'm dry, go to sleep."
I sniffed, took off my shoes obediently, got on the bed, turned over and lay down, Duanmu hesitated for a moment, looked at me for a long time, and helped me tuck the corner of the quilt, turned and left: "I'm going to sleep in the side hall .”
"If you don't sleep with me, what should I do if I'm cold and swollen!"
Duanmu's heihei's footsteps faltered, and he turned around. His words seemed to be filled with unresolved pain, and he said, "I can figure it out myself."
... I just want to smear him with a pillowcase.
I'm cold, I don't have his stove to keep warm, I will feel very uncomfortable.I was rolling around on the bed, rolling and acting cute, begging to sleep with me.
"Sleep with you?" Duanmu Weihei sneered, "It's not impossible, you have to cure your disease first, and then I will sleep with you. That's it. Whoever accompanies you satisfies you and won't let you out of the palace, you decide for yourself."
QAQ I just want to say, damn it, you have guts.
So, this night, I just rolled around on the dragon bed alone, rolling around, and finally, rolling around, I arrived——
"Duanmu has a dark belly, didn't you say you don't want to sleep with me, what's wrong with crawling on my bed in the middle of the night!"
"I crawled on your bed?" Duanmu's dark face darkened, and the smile on the corner of his mouth should not be too scary, "It is clear that you sleepwalked in the middle of the night and came to my bed. You see, here is the evidence."
I followed his fingers and looked down, I thought Σ(°△°|||), my limbs are all on Duanmu's black body, and I also pulled a large piece of his chest clothes, revealing white flowers of meat.
Huh?Meat!I rubbed my eyes, but I didn't feel it. I'm not afraid of this level of flesh, so can I touch the bird secretly.
"You dare to move around and try!"
My body was shocked and I didn't dare to move, but I couldn't help it, my hands were so itchy, I really wanted to see if I could see Xiao Dingding and heal my illness.
"Do you want to see it?" Duanmu asked with his eyes narrowed as he stopped Zhen's hand again.
nod.
"OK, then I'll take you to the 'baby room'."
"Baby room?" Zhen's eyes lit up, where is this place, the name is so lofty, does it mean that he wants to get out of here with me among a bunch of treasures?
I don't want to be too happy, wow haha, babies, here I come!
When we arrived at the baby room, hey, why is it so weird and eerie here, and there are many boxes.
An old eunuch was ordered by Duanmu to come over and hand me a few boxes with a smile. I opened it and saw, oh my god, it really is a treasure, and it is really precious!
Those things are all eunuchs’ dicks, they really are treasures, if you don’t lie to me/(ㄒoㄒ)/…
"How, are you satisfied?"
"Satisfied, so satisfied that I'm going to die, so satisfied that I'm about to cry."
"Hey, you look at this thing, but you don't get sick?" As soon as Duanmu's black-bellied words fell, I was stunned.
I rubbed my chin, and it seems to be the same. When I was disposing of small shoes and socks, I also saw their penis, but to my surprise, I didn't feel any discomfort.
"Could it be that I can only look at a dead penis, not a living one?!"
I'm all bad.I looked at Duanmu's black belly very sadly, can I fry the corpse?
"Looking for death (╰_╯)#"
I was left in the "Baby Room" by Duanmu's black belly, and he pretended to let me heal my illness. In fact, hehe, I didn't dare to see him because I was sick, so I used him as a shield, absolutely!
"Queen, do you want to watch it again?" The old eunuch bowed and asked respectfully.
"Look!" Can I not watch? If I don't get cured for a day, I won't be able to play happily with Duanmu Fuhei, and I won't be able to leave the palace to find freedom.
So, I called the old eunuch, and brought me large, small, medium, and various sizes of penis for me to choose from.
I watched from the beginning to the end, hey, I didn’t feel anything at all, and I didn’t feel any discomfort. Did I cure the disease? It’s great, it’s great, I’m so happy, I jumped up and rushed out.
"Duanmu has a black belly, my illness is cured!"
I watched it for a long time, and now it's noon, Duanmu Weihei must be waiting for me to eat, just in time, I'm full, I can have a good time.
I broke into Junshu Palace in a hurry, and Duanmu was changing clothes with his back to me.Wow, haha, it's just the right time, I jumped, pulled, clang, clang, revealing Duanmu's black-bellied butt and...
Damn, this little penis is so big, can it still happily fry people.
Ahh, I rolled my eyes and passed out again.
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The more frustrated I am, the braver I become!
Don't be afraid, a dead Ding Ding can't cure me, I will go to see a living Ding Ding.
Duanmu and I informed each other, then dragged a few guards out of the palace and went straight to the bathhouse.
Holding my head high and taking a deep breath, I suddenly opened my eyes and waved forward: "Come on, go take a shower!"
Swish, swish, swish, those guards turned into arrows, tore off the cloth scarf around Tintin and jumped down, splashing water all over my face.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻I haven't gone down to take a bath yet, as a guard, how can I go down first.
"Young Master Huang, you told us to wash it down."
...Did I say that? !
I was very sad, I took a look at the white farts of those ordinary people.Butt flesh, I took a deep breath, waved my hands and shouted: "Everyone stand up, take off naked!" I am the queen, and I have the right to let them take off... Take off, hello, why not take off their hair.
"Master Huang, this is outside the palace."
"..."
My ass hurts, I can't just announce my identity, so I have only one way, pointing at those guards and shouting: "You stand up, show me!"
Those guards looked at me and I looked at you, and stood up embarrassedly, but, ah, what is going on with your hands blocking the key parts.
"Mr. Huang, if you make any mistakes because of looking at the little ones, the little ones can't afford it."
I am very worried, I can't look at the guards, and other people ignore me, I look at the wool, I... Hey, can't I look at me.
I see!Such a big bird, such a strong bird, I looked left and right, up and down, and I found that my bird is more beautiful than Duanmu's black belly.
Hahahaha, I have been watching for so long, but I don’t feel any discomfort. I must have cured the disease ╮( ̄3 ̄")╭Duanmu has a black belly, and I can compare you to the size of a bird!
"Compared to me?" As soon as I returned to the palace, Duanmu snorted at me in such a disdainful tone.
I raised my head high and said, "There's nothing wrong with you. I've already cured the disease."
"An Shuhe," Duanmu rubbed his brows blackly, "You said you were cured many times, but you fainted every time, how can I trust you again."
I am very serious, this time I will definitely be cured, pat my chest!
"What if you haven't been cured?" Duanmu seemed very tired, "I don't have the time to play with you several times. My patience is limited."
"Patience is limited? Don't be afraid, if I still haven't cured, please explode!"
"Okay," Duanmu smiled black-bellied, I felt very bad, "If you haven't been cured yet, don't blame me for taking action."
Shot?Is this going to fry me? Don't be afraid, I open my heart and wait for you to come, clang clang clang.
So, Duanmu stood up with a dark smile, took off his pants smartly, and stared at Ding Ding for 1 minute, 2 minutes, 3 minutes, 10□□□[-] minutes...
"Shuhe? Why is there no movement?"
stamp--
Boom!My eyeballs squeezed in, and I fell to the ground in the form of cross-eyed glory, and passed out for the first time when I opened my eyes_(|з)∠)_
[Extra] I was fired
It's ten minutes in the middle of the night, which is a good time to sneak around.I picked up the small satchel, looked here and there, it's very good, Duanmu Weihei is sleeping soundly in the side hall, it's great.Here comes the colorful world outside the palace.
I have thought about it for a long time, and I feel that I can no longer sit still and wait for the beep. My illness is incurable, so I might as well run away and see if he is still swollen. Detain me╭(╯^╰)╮Be vigilant ahead, there are no enemies , GO!
Ahhh, I went out, I went out, and then, I was arrested.
"Soybean, the emperor has a decree that you are not allowed to leave the Junshu Palace at night."
"Who sent this little eunuch, come here, drag him down, it's itching!"
No one moved, no one moved. "Who am I, do you know?"
"You know, you are a soybean."
"Hehe, you know I'm a yellow bean, so why don't you let me go, I'm going out of the palace!"
"Soybean, the little one's life is in the hands of the emperor."
"Believe it or not, I can also kill you!" I put my hands on my hips, pointing at the little eunuch and said angrily.I said why this little eunuch came to stop me. It turns out that this guy is the little kid who was imprisoned by me at the beginning. This is public revenge!
"Small natural letters."
"The letter won't let go yet."
"Soybean, a small letter doesn't mean you really know how to do it."
Oh hello, it's too evil, it's too evil, it's worthy of being raised by Duanmu with a black belly, one or two are so black-bellied.No matter, take a step forward, knock me out...
Knock on the head, ah ah, I have risen, I have flown into the sky.
"What are you flying? You don't sleep in the middle of the night and you want to sneak around, huh?"
Why is the word "um" so ecstatic every time, I can't help but want to say, please change the word.
"Do you want to sneak away again?"
...I don't want to talk anymore.I was arrested by Duanmu and brought back to Junshu Palace, where I sat face to face with him upright.
Duanmu Weihei looked very tired, with dark circles under his eyes, and he kept yawning when he looked at Zhen.
"An Shuhe, please give me some peace of mind. Xu You's matter has not been dealt with properly, and the ministers involved have not been dealt with. There are still vacancies in the official position that have not been filled for the time being. I am very busy and have no time to care about you."
"Of course I understand!" I patted my chest and said seriously, "That's why I'm leaving the palace, I don't want to disturb you. I'm here, you always take care of me, afraid that I might make a mistake, your heart is divided, So more tired."
Duanmu's belly was shocked, his lips moved a few times, and then he said slowly: "Really?"
"It's more real than pearls." I nodded violently.
Duanmu picked me up and rubbed my hair: "If that's the case, that's fine, I'll let you out of the palace, but..."
My little heart is raised.
"I have conditions."
"What condition, say it boldly!" I puffed up my chest and patted it.
"Condition one, you must not cause trouble."
If it's a wood problem, I don't make trouble, I make trouble.
"Condition two, you must come back the day before the post-sealing ceremony."
Wood question, I am a soybean, I must have the right to suppress you.
"Condition three, after leaving the palace, if the disease is cured, you will be at your own risk."
Wood problem, isn't it just a disease, I can cure it 100%...
"Okay, that's what you said. A gentleman can't chase after a horse. If you can't do it, curse you... Cough, there is no penis."
No problem, I have a dick, and a little bird...
Wait, wait, what did I answer just now, can I swallow it back! QAQ "Don't want to swallow it," Duanmu smiled evilly, "In short, it's settled, you can leave the palace after dawn, I'll go to bed first."
Turn over, go to bed, roll up the quilt, and snore.
I just want to say, shit.
I'm very sick, I sat in the Junshu Palace all night, thinking deeply about life, according to my goal, I want to coax Duanmu to give me out of the palace, and then walk away, the god of horses and soybeans Healing horses has nothing to do with me from now on, but why is my mouth so unsatisfactory, bang!Don't live up to it, bang!Don't live up to it, snap again!clap clap...
"An, Shu, He! How dare you hit me in the face!"
Ahhh Duanmu woke up with a dark belly, picked up the small satchel, and slipped away!
I'm out of the palace, I'm finally out of the palace, but hey, hey, what's going on with you guys dragging me to the Luohong Courtyard!
"The emperor ordered you to recuperate in Luohongyuan."
Raising a wool disease is clearly for me to cure the disease/(ㄒoㄒ)/...
Oh my god, it's terrible, when did this little girl come to Luohong Courtyard, all of them are handsome, and they compete with me. Is this going to throw me into Luohong Courtyard to sell myself?
"The emperor has an order saying that you can't look at big things, soy bean, you can only look at small things."
_(:з"∠)_You won, I can't look at men, so I told me to look at fake girls, you have the guts.
Facing the young men in the room, I snorted a few times and waved my hand: "Take off your pants!"
Swish, swish, off.
This young man really deserves to be trained|taught, his legs are thin, his skin is white, his body is soft, I sneaked in, held their hands, and said very solemnly: "Please enlighten me!"
So, I became friends with them and studied the secrets of seducing men.
Hey, why did I come to Luohongyuan, no matter what, I will continue to learn the trick of seduction.
Eating bananas to seduce, no problem, I eat!
Fumble around, wood problem, I touch it!
Striptease, wooden problem, I take off!
There are also great plans, all of which are presented to me, COMEON!
My little hands are hooked, my ass is twitching, Duanmu has a black belly, and I'm afraid that you won't take the bait. As long as you take the bait and be hooked by me, I can easily take your token and escape from the palace in a fair manner. As for the magic horse to cure the disease, I give up the treatment!
A few days later, after I studied day and night, I finally mastered the secret of seducing men, and just in time, it was time for the empress ceremony.
I was taken back to the palace by a group of guards, oh lo, I haven't seen you for a few days, Duanmu has a black belly and is so haggard, not only his eyes are black, but even his face is black.
"Duanmu has a black belly, are you okay?"
"An Shuhe, I heard that you have been getting very close to those men these days, huh?" Why do you hear these words as if you squeezed them out between your teeth? Don't be afraid, once I pry your hands, you don't have to squeeze your teeth Yes, just shout.
"Roar!"
I was so frightened that I fell to the ground. Did this guy turn into a lion? It was so scary.
Ahhh, I was brought up.
"Too much nonsense, how many men have you been in contact with in the past few days?!"
"I'm counting, one or two... oh, I can't count."
"damn it!"
"Hey, hey, you're the one who left me there, and you're still angry with me. It's not fair."
Duanmu's black belly froze for a moment, and the smile on his face was very gray and ugly: "Okay, An Shu and you are bold. But I don't know how your illness is?"
I was shocked, sick!Why did I forget that I was sick, can I give up treatment!
"Yes," Duanmu smiled again, "If you don't cure this disease, you won't be able to leave the palace in the future."
I... can I smear your aunt's blood =口=
So, in order to be able to leave the palace in the future, I decided to tell a white lie, and slapped my chest: "I have cured it!"
"really?"
"really!"
"What if it is not cured."
"Cold scrambled eggs, delicious and beautiful."
"Heh," Duanmu smiled sinisterly, "After tomorrow's closure, I will wait for our bridal chamber wedding night."
"Festival night in the bridal chamber! What is that, can I pretend not to make it?"
"You might as well wait and see."
_(:з)∠)_
Queen's Seal Ceremony, Queen's Seal Ceremony, can we have a bean seal ceremony, I'm so tired, I've been standing for a whole day, and this crown is too heavy, I don't want to get married anymore, huh.If it wasn't for being able to leave the palace, I wouldn't want to marry.
"Don't want to marry, huh?"
"Drive, drive, I will drive!"
"That's about the same. Be honest."
I turned my head and looked at Duanmu with a black belly. He is so handsome. He was worshiped by all officials. I have never enjoyed such treatment. Sure enough, this position is the most suitable for him. I'd better be my little soybean.
The post-sealing ceremony is finally over, my head is about to break, I decide to take a bath and sleep, good night Duanmu Weihei.
"Good night?"
Ahhh, I was thrown|thrown onto the bed. "Did you forget that tonight is our bridal chamber wedding night? How can you succeed if you don't become popular?"
"Luohong! Can I cut my pulse?"
Duanmu pinched Zhen's chin: "I don't mind cutting your veins."
"It hurts!" I squeezed the little chrysanthemum tightly, and stepped back to the bed step by step, "I don't want to be exploded."
"Then it's fried."
"You said that I'm underage, you won't touch me!" I resisted to the death, although I usually shouted and begged to be fired, but when the real thing happened, I would still be afraid/(ㄒoㄒ)/...
"I'm afraid it's too late, An Shuhe, I have indulged you for so long. I told myself in my heart, if you get cured before the empress seal, I will let you go, and I will touch you when you grow up, but you are playing Day after day, if you don't care, why should I care."
My expression at that time was only =口=, why didn't you tell me!
"Tell you? Heh," Duanmu Weihei took off his clothes while talking, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ? "
Black belly, really black belly!
Ahhh, my mouth is not tasty, please let me go, ah, my clothes are not easy to take off, Ya Die, help!
"Don't move..." Duanmu's black-bellied voice was so hoarse, "If you move again, I will ignore you."
ignore me?Is this planning to ignore me and masturbate myself?
Well, I move, move, move!
"An, Shu, He!"
Mom, ah, ah, it hurts so much!
Boom, I bumped into the head of the dragon bed, and fell into a glorious coma again...
Weird.
"Want to pretend to be dizzy? If you are dizzy today, I will fry the 'corpse'!"
I wake up immediately, how can I faint when this kind of honor is burned, I must open my eyes wide, look!
Look... look... look at the yarn.
That dick is so big, I pee in fright, can I faint.
"Okay, you faint and I fry the 'corpse'."
I didn't dare to move anymore, Duanmu came up naked with a dark belly, hugged me and kissed again and again, oh, it was so comfortable, his embrace was so warm, the kiss was so ecstasy, touching my hand was so tender Sensation, the hand that pokes into my chrysanthemum is so hot...
What!
Get your hands out!
take it out.
Poke in.
take it out.
Poke in again.
take it out.
Huh, finally took it out.
Poke in hard again!
It hurts ah ah ah ah ah!
Boom, I finally fainted.
Before I faint, I just want to say, Duanmu has a black belly, can I cut off a piece of your dick, it's too big/(ㄒoㄒ)/...
The author has something to say: I was fired/(ㄒoㄒ)/...crying for comfort, please collect it from the author, thank you Su Ye for the mine, mua! (*╯3╰)
[Extra] I beg to fry
I was fried, it was terrible.
What's even more frightening is that I don't remember the process of being fried.
So in order to experience the process again, I sent myself to Duanmu's black-bellied penis.
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah it hurts me
After my personal test, I fainted last night because of pain, not because of illness, it's just as simple as hitting my palm. o( ̄ヘ ̄o*)[make a fist! ]
Therefore, it is further demonstrated that my illness has been cured, and according to my agreement with Duanmu, I can leave the palace!
"Is that true, is it really healed? Well then, please open your eyes and try again with me."
Ahhh, I'm over, I'm over, I turned over, and got out from under Duanmu's black-bellied body, hum, I'm Agent 007, I have nothing to say about my agility.
"Is it?"
Ah, I'm jumping up, I'm hiding, I'm going to dodge again, I'm hiding, clang clang clang, hahaha, I can't catch it, I put my hips on my hips and laughed wildly, take the opportunity to slip away.
"Just slip away, your clothes are in my hands."
……
……
"Duanmu has a black belly, please let me go!" I rushed towards Duanmu with a whimper, hugging Duanmu, "Duanmu has a black belly, you are married and fried, so let me out of the palace."
Duanmu smiled blackly and shook the clothes in his hand: "The new emperor ascends the throne, and when I am the busiest, you want to leave me. You have a good idea, but there is no way!"
"You are illegally imprisoned! (#‵′)"
"Gu is the emperor, he can do whatever he wants, what objection do you have?"
"I'm Huangdou, I can leave as soon as I want, what's your objection?" [Akimbo] <). (>
"Sure, you can go, I won't give you clothes to see where you go."
QAQ I want to fry you, how can I break it!
"What's wrong with you?" Duanmu Weihei glanced at my penis, and smiled maliciously, "Haven't you had enough pain yesterday?"
"Bastard!" I got angry, jumped up, stood tall and pointed at him who was lying on the bed, "I fainted last night, and you fried me!"
"There is no reason to let go of what you got," Duanmu Weihei pulled me down, "turn over and clean up the courtyard for you, I cleaned it up for you yesterday, but this morning you woke up and took the initiative to sit on it." , you clearly want it, but you blame me."
I sniffed, lay down on the bed obediently, and enjoyed Duanmu's belly massage, um... so comfortable, it made my waist warm, ah... yes, yes, right there, it's so comfortable, Oh... Duanmu has a dark belly, your hand strength is really good, hey, something was stuffed into my chrysanthemum.
"ointment."
Oh, the medicated ointment is so cool and comfortable.I moved my buttocks in satisfaction, and patted again: "Come in again."
"Are you sure?"
How can I hear his voice is a little hoarse.
It doesn't matter, just enter~~~~enter~~~~ It hurts to death, who told you to enter the bird! ! ! ! ! "You called me in, Shuhe."
I was broken over, oh my god, I saw Ding... (⊙o⊙) Hey, it seems that there is only my own Ding Ding, Duanmu's dark belly is hidden by my little chrysanthemum (⊙V⊙)
I’m so powerful, watch me suck and pinch hard, so that I can’t see Duanmu’s black-bellied Ding Ding Ding, and I won’t get dizzy, o(≧v≦)o...It’s great that I finally found the trick.
"Shuhe, hiss." Duanmu Fuhei took a deep breath, and hugged me, oh, is this the legendary Guanyin sitting on the lotus pose?
Since it is Avalokitesvara sitting on the lotus, I will put Avalokitesvara in a cross-legged posture, and I will move and move.
"Shuhe, don't move..."
I don’t move, do you move (-3)
"Of course I moved."
Don't move, watch me fry you, drink and drink, up and down, left and right, I finally fried Duanmu belly black.
Riding fried people, you deserve it!
Aww, I'm so tired. I'm tired of frying, and I feel so comfortable. It turns out that frying people is so enjoyable. Can I ask for frying again?
"Okay, you asked for it."
Hey, hey, I said it casually, don't really come, oh, oh, oh... One in and one out, it's not good for Ding Ding to come out, ah oh, I'm dizzy again.
.
After many times of being tortured, I have confirmed with one blow that there is no cure for my illness, no cure, and the culprit is Duanmu's black-bellied Tintin.Just looking at it makes me faint.
I turned over and looked left and right. Duanmu seemed to be out, so I was left alone in Junshu Palace. It's great, I can sneak away.
Weird.
"Where are my clothes, where are my clothes."
Xiao Yaozi walked in respectfully, lowered his head and said: "Yu Dou, the emperor has ordered that you were too tired last night, please lie down and rest today."
How can I see this little waist with such ambiguous eyes.What about resting on the couch, I am fine, I want to get out of bed and give me clothes.
Xiao Yaozi lowered his head: "The emperor's order, the little one dare not disobey, Huangdou, you can discuss with the emperor later, the little one will resign."
Don't go, Erkang hand, my clothes, please return my clothes.
Gone, just go.Can I run naked|running naked?
ah!I'm too smart, as a soybean, I can't show my body to others, so no one will say anything when I go out naked.
Hahaha, laugh wildly with your hips on your hips, naked | run, here I come.
"Ah ah ah ah ah!"
You don't have to shout so loudly, I still feel ashamed anyway, so I'm surrounded by a bed of little dragons and quilts, okay?
"No, Soybean, you you you..."
What about you, your figure is amazing, do you make me envious (⊙V⊙)
"No, it's you... you're covered with... um... soybeans, you can see for yourself."
Something, mysterious, look in the mirror, I'll see if there's something strange... weird...
Ahhhhhhh, what is this, what is this blue and purple thing, which bastard ate it? !
"Asshole?" Damn, Duanmu Belly Hei must be a cat, and he walks without sound.
I jumped up, pointed at Duanmu's black belly and cursed: "You left marks on my body, I'm not happy to be seen by others."
Duanmu Weihei glanced at me, and smiled: "You are upset, you can leave it in the Junshu Palace, what's going on when you get out of bed, huh?"
I shut up, I can't beat him, (;'⌒') I don't love him anymore, I want a divorce.
"Succeed, after reconciliation, you will be buried in the palace." Duanmu walked up to him with a grin, and my scalp was numb. Duanmu has a black belly and protects me. If Zhenmu has the identity of a soybean, then I will be beaten by the queen mother.
Duanmu has a black belly, you won┭┮﹏┭┮
.
I have been imprisoned in Junshu Palace, I still have no human rights, I want to resist, resist, resist, come and rebel!
"An Shuhe! Can you give me some peace of mind? I'm tired and I don't care about you."
Alas, my head was knocked, I sniffed, looked at Duanmu who was reviewing the memorial, and played with my little finger aggrievedly: "I said before, I just don't want you to trouble you, so I want to leave the palace, But you keep me locked up here, I'm bored."
"How can I feel at ease when you go out of the palace?" Duanmu frowned tightly, "You also know that the court is in chaos now, and I have no time to take care of you when you go out of the palace. You are not allowed to leave the palace."
"You let me out of the palace when you say that I will be cured, and you are pretending to have meat to eat (-3)"
"Then you are cured?"
"It's cured." I patted my chest.
"Really, then let's try it tonight. If you are not cured, then you will not be able to leave the palace in a short time."
"Don't show respect? I want to shush, what should I do if I suffocate and swell."
Boom, my head was knocked.
"Wait tonight, I've finished the memorial, you go and play by yourself."
Aw, what do you think I am? If you call it, you will come and go, if you don’t go, I will see you criticize...
Oh my god, my tears fell unsatisfactorily, oh my god, Duanmu Weihei has worked so hard, he vomited blood after approving the memorial, look at the memorial, there are red dots everywhere.
"Duanmu has a dark belly, how is your health?"
Duanmu Weihei glanced at me, then at the memorial, shook his head and said, "No, you won't accompany me."
"I'll accompany you! I'll help you to approve the memorial!"
Grab it, take a look, throw it out, pick it up.
"I've finished watching."
"Oh?" Duanmu raised his black-bellied eyebrows, "What did you see?"
"I saw that this person's handwriting was very ugly, so I didn't want to read it."
"Forget it, I know you're unreliable, so let's go."
Duanmu's black belly took the memorial from me. I was very bored and had nothing to read.Ah, I remembered, clang clang clang, I took out a good thing from my little gold cabinet, put it around, and look, my good thing.
Duanmu Fuhei glanced over, ahhh, be stunned, be stupefied, this is my carefully translated account book, there is no mistake, it is the account book I translated with Arabic numerals!
The original account book was confiscated by me as "criminal evidence", and now only this translated one remains.Don't underestimate this account book, there are many things recorded in it, and it will be very useful to check the accounts in the future.
Duanmu Weihei looked at the account book for a long time, and suddenly laughed.
Hey, don't rub my hair, it's messed up.
"Forget it, for the sake of your hard work, I will let you leave the palace."
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