I'm nervous

After thinking about it, I think it would be a good idea to marry Duanmu with a black belly, er, no, marrying a princess is a good way, but I am very angry. King, what does it mean for him to marry the princess for me? It means that he has the in-laws of Shanchao Country in the Western Regions, and if one day he rebelled (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ it would be unimaginable!

But, look, look at the officials below, what's the matter with their faces of gloating, huh?This is acquiescing to the Prince Regent's rebellion, I don't think so!

"I won't allow it!"

There was an uproar.

I puffed up my chest and continued: "I don't allow the regent to marry, and I won't marry, so you just give up and retreat... Uh no, I'm retiring, you take your time, (^_^)/... Bye-Bye"

Before I am killed by their eyes, hurry up and slip away.

Damn, I played too much. This time I hurt the friendship and diplomatic relations between the two countries, and my life is almost gone.If this prince climbs onto my bed in the middle of the night, puts it down→presses→kills→buries, then I will be in trouble.

Duanmu has a black belly, it's because you're a bad guy, that's why I became like this, can I cry like that.

"Your Majesty, I will protect you."

General Dai, you make a little noise when you walk, it scares me to death.I touched my small chest, looked at General Dai, and said, "What are you doing here?"

"Your Majesty, I will protect you." His face was gloomy, as if he had already guessed my current predicament.

I also restrained my funny expression, patted his shoulder seriously, and said in a deep voice, "General Dai."

"Wei Chen is here."

"General Dai, I know that I am very restless at the moment. I have offended many people with today's incident, but I really can't help it. Why does our Celestial Dynasty need a man to consolidate the country and keep the country safe? Could it be Our Celestial Dynasty, are we afraid that they will be good at the country?!" I saw his eyes lit up, "No! Not only are we not afraid, we want them to be afraid of us! Therefore, General Dai!"

"Wei Chen is here."

"General Dai, I have decided—"

"emperor……"

"Let's take a step first, remember to protect me when something really happens / (ㄒoㄒ) /~~"

I rushed back to Junshu Palace at a fast speed, breathed a sigh of relief, it's over, I offended so many people today, if I stay in the palace again, I will definitely die, I decided, I want to go.

Called a little eunuch, beat... a little dizzy, it was this little eunuch who can kung fu again QAQ "Who is that, I would like to have a discussion with you." I beckoned at this little eunuch, hard I can't beat him, so I can only be soft.

The little eunuch lowered his head halfway, shook his head, and still shook his head.

"You were sent by Duanmu to protect me. I'm in trouble now, shouldn't you let me out, (#‵′)"

"Your Majesty, the prince has said that he is in danger now, so you'd better stay in the palace for safety."

_(:з)∠)_It’s hard to protect yourself, why does this word seem to be related to a certain product named An Shuhe?

Duanmu has a dark belly, I was wrong, I immediately let you out of the house, please take care of me, uh no, please take me in.

I held the little eunuch's hand and said excitedly: "Organize, please take him in. Please tell Duanmu, I will let him go, and ask him to send someone to reinforce me!"

"No." The little eunuch went down, and I walked back and forth restlessly with my chest in my arms. I felt that I would not be able to sleep or eat well in the past few days, worrying day and night, aha, Uh, I’m sleepy again, hey, I can’t do it, I can’t do it anymore, I slept for a while, snoring (~﹃~)~zZ I slept for another day, woke up and found that I was fine, it seems that no one cares about it Looking at my little chrysanthemum, o(≧v≦)o... Great that little eunuch came back, bowed to me and said softly, "My lord should not."

No, no... (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ Duanmu has a black belly, you are against the decree, what are you doing!

...I shouldn't be able to deal with him QAQ

Just because I can't handle him doesn't mean I'm not angry with him.I count how many days I haven't seen him, wow, it's been ten days.If you don't see me, just let me go, and don't let me go to his house to take refuge, how does this minister behave!

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and at this time, that prince came to visit again, hehe, this time he brought his sister, the princess who was going to marry me.

After I asked the little eunuchs to wait for them to sit down, I touched my chin and looked at the princess who had been winking at me.

I picked up a bowl of tea and drank a few sips before I said, "What do you want from me?"

"Your Majesty, we are here today because we want you to meet my younger sister. She has always said that she wants to enter the palace to meet the Emperor, so I..."

"Oh, I got it, I got it," I yawned again, rubbed my eyes and said, "I see, I can go."

Ah, I seem to have said something wrong, the expressions of these two guys have changed.

The prince laughed until his face froze, and said, "Your Majesty, you are joking. You..."

"No, no, I'm very serious, I don't joke." My face became serious.Hmph, I want to send this little sister to my bed, but there is no way, my little cucumber is reserved for Duanmu's black belly (⊙V⊙)

The faces of these two guys changed a few times again, that princess was so irritable, she even slapped the armrest of the stool and stood up, angrily said: "I know that Tianchao is a country of etiquette, but I never thought that it would be so rude. generation!"

"Unreasonable?" I was confused, "what I said is unreasonable, you want to see me, I let you meet, you say I am joking, I honestly admit that I am not joking, isn't this justified and justified? .”

The atmosphere on the court seemed to be a few degrees colder, and I rubbed my arms: "You said I was unreasonable, and you are unreasonable. You came to see a stranger like me for no reason, and you didn't want to have some bad ideas."

"you you……"

"Zhen...Zhen...speaking so intermittently, be careful not to lose your temper, take it easy."

"You... brother! Don't stop me!"

Yo, I want to beat someone up, do you know who I am, I am the Son of Heaven, you come and beat me, beat me.I hooked my hands and looked at them triumphantly.

The prince's expression was also not right, he pulled the princess to force a smile and said: "Your Majesty, my younger sister is irritable, please don't care too much about it, my lord."

"Impulse is the devil," I said, shaking my head with one finger up. "Young people, it's one thing to be irritable, but in the final analysis, it's all about education."

"Your Majesty, what do you mean by that!"

Ah, what did I say.I scratched my ear and clicked it, and then blew out again, "I said education, what's the matter?"

"Brother! He scolded us!" The princess yelled at the prince.

Looking at the two of them, I obviously wanted to come up and punch me, but I didn't dare to do it due to the situation. Looking at their expressions was like watching a monkey play, it was so much fun.

I smiled and walked down the steps with my hands behind my back, and put my face in front of the princess: "Why did I scold you, I was teaching you well, young people should not be impulsive, impulsive is the devil, and I am the emperor, you Do you dare to fight, do you dare to fight, do you know that if you hit me... oh! My face is ahhhhh!"

It hurts so much, I really hit me/(ㄒoㄒ)/... I'm going to be disfigured, disfigured, help me!

Hurrah rushed into a crowd of people, surrounded the two of them, I covered my face, pointed at the princess and cried, "She hit me."

The princess was obviously frightened, her brother kept pulling her back and apologizing to me. I don't want to hear an apology from the prince, but I want to hear an apology from the princess.

"I don't apologize! You are the one who insulted us, you deserve to be beaten!"

The audience fell silent.I jumped up, oh my god, the beating is justified, but I am unreasonable. I kindly comforted you, but you beat people with your hands, what is the reason for it!

"Come on, take these two people, these two people..." I paused, what can I do, even if someone slaps me in the face, as the king of a country, I have to endure for the sake of the diplomatic relations between the two countries. !So, I could only cover my face, waved my sleeves and said, "Send them back to the hotel, and take care of them with good food."

qaq

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In the next few days, those two guys didn't enter the palace again, and the prime minister went to meet them for me, and I wailed in front of the mirror every day, covering my face.

"Wow, I'm disfigured, I'm disfigured! As the emperor, I was beaten up after I kindly persuaded others, but in the end I still have to endure this for the sake of diplomatic relations between the two countries. Yes! Back then when their country invaded the Celestial Dynasty and killed the first emperor, the regent Dai Xiao took command of the expedition to drive them away. How many people died in this war, how much blood was shed, and how many innocent people were captured and humiliated by them. As a result, many years later, They said lightly, hoping that China will marry them, and want me to use the happiness of the regent in exchange for the friendly relations between the two countries. Why, what do you say! They kidnapped my people and drank my people Human blood, and now I have to give him a piece of face from Tianchao, bear the humiliation, even my son of heaven has to bear it humbly when he is beaten!"

"Forbearance, forbearance, forbearance, which is tolerable and unbearable! Why do I have to bear it? You all say that I want to take care of the overall situation, but who cares about the dignity and interests of our Chinese people! Our Chinese dynasty is a state of etiquette, but it is not a cowardly one." Seniors, if they offend our Celestial Dynasty people again, it would be great to fight them for another [-] rounds, drive them out of the Celestial Dynasty, and drive them out of the Western Regions!"

clap clap clap!

"Well said, the shame of the past has not been washed away, and now we are asked to give in to him, why!"

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Duanmu came when I was disfigured! ／(ㄒoㄒ)／～～The author has something to say: I was beaten, please comfort/(ㄒoㄒ)/... Please accept it, okay?