I'm nervous

My masculine charm, masculine charm ahhhhhhhh—

"Your Majesty, you are having a nightmare."

I opened my eyes suddenly, looked at the thing that lowered its head and called me, and turned pale with shock, "Ghost ah ah ah ah!"

"emperor……"

The speaker seemed speechless, he called me a few times before I realized it.Blinking eyes, looking here and there, ah oh, it turned out that I was still lying on my back and taking a nap, and the scene of wearing beach shorts just now was a dream I had...

Sitting on the bed with my chin resting on my back, Sensen felt that I must have been agitated recently and wanted to date a man, otherwise how could I have thought of such a seductive scene.After careful consideration, I found that these beach shorts are also a good way to seduce the spare tire.

So, I hit the nail on the head.

"Come on, make me a gauze!"

After receiving the new gauze clothes, I secretly drove all the little eunuchs out, looked left and right, and found that no one was peeking at me, so I took off my underwear and put on the gauze clothes. The gray is very good, very transparent and refreshing , but this red dot, don't show it so sexy | Hey.

I thought about it and snapped my fingers. I must give myself a thumbs up!Calling the little eunuch to secretly deliver a bandage, I happily wrapped the bandage around the little red dot, oh yeah, it's perfect, I can't see the little red dot, I can only see my belly duck.

Putting on her gauze clothes, she waved her big hand, "Those three, oh no, the regent, the prime minister, and the general will enter the palace to have an audience!"

After the little eunuch went to do it, I walked back and forth in the palace with my chest in my arms, thinking about what posture to use for a while, oh no, see them.My clothes can’t be worn in vain, they have to show my beautiful three-layer belly duck, that’s right, it’s three layers, please don’t envy my belly (fat) duck (meat).As long as you eat and sleep every day, and eat when you sleep, you have it too.proud!

Before I could wait for the big summer, I warmed myself up to death. I picked up a book and fanned it fiercely. The clever little eunuch came up to help me fan it. I pushed it openly: "No need!" , I fan myself!"

According to the plot of the dog blood novel in the 21st century, when there are only men and widows, if one person kindly helps another person to cool off, it will not be long before a third party will appear. After seeing this scene by accident, the third party will either yell... Run away, cry and tell your sweetheart that people belong to you, or draw a big knife and step forward to grab someone! ... No matter what it is, I will never have any good fruit to eat! QAQ And the consequence of my refusal to fan the wind is that I became hotter, so that when the little eunuch said that the three were already waiting in the imperial garden, I copied the book in my hand and walked over while fanning.

The three guys were shocked when they saw my attire, the general turned his face away, the prime minister looked straight at me without changing his expression, and Duanmu's black face was gloomy, looking at me with malicious intent.

"What are you looking at!" I covered the gauze clothes, glared at Duanmu, who didn't show up at the critical moment, and came to eat jealous when I didn't need you, hum!

"Your majesty, I'm so excited." Hmph, Duanmu has a dark belly, you finally couldn't hold back your words.

"I'm very interested, I'm very interested."

"May I ask what the emperor's intention is to dress up like this." Duanmu's black-bellied voice sank a few more degrees.

I shivered from the cold, but immediately raised my head and chest out, "I think my belly is very beautiful, so I specially showed it to you, look at my belly!" , the belly duck is perfectly displayed, don't be jealous of me (⊙V⊙)

"emperor……"

"How, my belly duck is perfect?"

"emperor……"

"Are you scared stupid by me!" Ah, general, what are you doing when you turn around, look at me, and the prime minister, look at what is going on behind me, my belly duck is not behind!

"Someone is calling you." Duanmu's dark complexion became darker and darker, I shuddered, and then followed his gaze to look behind, oh, why is the thing that this little eunuch is holding so familiar.

"Your Majesty, the book in your hand has fallen."

I grabbed back the book that the little eunuch was holding, flipped through it a few times, and then, I was shocked (⊙A⊙) I, this funny guy, actually took out Duanmu's black-bellied account book! ! !

Ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! !At this moment, I feel that there are ten thousand muddy horses galloping through my heart.

Trembling, I put the account book into my arms, and looked sideways quietly. Duanmu's black-bellied face was as dark as thunder and lightning, but the general kept his back on his back, and the prime minister's expression was very calm.

I made a big mistake, I actually revealed such an important thing, QAQ is over, this is the rhythm of being fried by Duanmu's black little leather whip!I'm all bad.

I am no longer in the mood to play you seduce me with them anymore, I timidly put away the account books, put on my clothes, said that I am unwell, and took a step ahead.

Back in the bedroom, I walked back and forth uneasy, thinking about what to do, what should I do if Duanmu came to me with a dark belly!I am terrified, I am really afraid that he will punish me.It felt so bad.

Yes, I lit a bright light in my heart, I secretly put the account book away, pretending that it was not an account book just now, but something I wrote scribbled, and that's it.

I am too smart.Lock the account book in a small box, it's done, I'm not afraid anymore, stand up.

I sat down, and called the little eunuch beside me to fan me, lower the fire, and keep vigilant at all times, lest Duanmu rush in with a black belly and an angry face.

But, but... Duanmu has a dark belly, because you don't come when the sun goes down, do you still remember An Shuhe in Junshu Palace?/(ㄒoㄒ)/...

I waited until the sun went down, and when the moon climbed out, I finally couldn't hold back my internal fire, grabbed a young eunuch and asked, "Where did Duanmuyu go?"

The little eunuch cleverly crawled out to inquire, crawled back again, and replied respectfully: "Return to the emperor, the regent prince has already returned to the residence."

What!I waited for a long time, waiting for him to copy a small leather whip to have sex with me, but no one came, it is unreasonable, I am very annoyed, I thought this account book was very important in his heart, but I didn't expect that even one Not as good as a small leather whip.

I angrily took out the account book, slammed it hard, stepped on it, and picked it up after venting my anger, hum, since you don't care about this account book, why do I keep it so secret, just put it away.

I picked it up and down, put it in the cabinet by the bed, closed it, clapped my hands, and it was done.

"Come here, take a bath in the tub!"

The little eunuch got into the bathtub obediently. After I kicked him out, I took a comfortable bath.

However, I was walking around in the hall in obscene clothes, and I still felt my whole body was hot and sticky. Forget it, no one came in, so I just slept with my upper body on (~﹃~)~zZ just do what I say, I After taking off her obscene clothes, she climbed into bed, rolled up the quilt, turned off the lights, and went to sleep!

snoring snoring.

I fell into a drowsy sleep, I don't know how long I slept, when I felt the urge to urinate, I rolled over and got ready to get up.

Sniff, hey, what smell, there is a weird fragrance in the air.No, this is the rhythm of some villains trying to stun me and prepare to rape me!

Duanmu has a dark belly, you finally can't help it, are you going to come and shake the little whip in the middle of the night? (﹃) Drooling, awesome, please suppress!

I learned from the confused experience of being fried for the first time, and I must not lose my integrity this time, so I shrewdly covered my nose with the quilt, held my breath, and pretended to sleep without knowing anything.

snoring snoring.

Immediately afterwards, I heard movement coming from the window, and with a whoosh, I felt a chill climb up my back. This must be the legendary lightness skill.Duanmu has a black belly and loves to come, I have opened my heart, waiting for your luck, please don't come here carelessly, little leather whip!

Hey, hey, you don't want to overwhelm me, instead go to my bedside cabinet and do something.Ah, I get it, you must want to steal the account books secretly, sneakily, as for what, if you are so angry with me, don't tell me about taking the account books.

I'm very upset, I spread my legs wide, threw away the quilt, and you didn't come to press me with my upper body naked, but I only cared about the account book, I lost my temper.I pretended to be talking in my sleep, and threatened: "Well, you Duanmuyu, you have earned so much black-hearted money behind my back. If you don't tell me where the money came from, I will definitely kill you... Do you think you will Giving me the account books of your palace will make me feel at ease and let you go, delusional, your account books are only so small, do you think I will trust you!"

"Duanmuyu, hand over the money honestly, or I will take care of you the next day... Huluhulu..."

No, the effect of this ecstasy incense is too powerful, I couldn't help it, and finally fell asleep.

The next day, when I woke up, I found that my whole body was intact, without any trace of being fried.I'm very unhappy, as a night raider, I don't want to make people unconscious, is frying a must? , I actually took the account book away, and I, I took the account book for Mao, but didn’t take me away! I am not even as good as a single account book, Duanmu has a black belly, you have blood!

I am very angry. I have held back my breath for five days. During these five days, Duanmu Weihei also took leave of absence and did not come to court, but I am still very angry. What good is Duanmu Weihei? Pretending to care about me and comfort me a few words, what else is good.It's just relying on being my old acquaintance, showing me face.

I just accidentally exposed the account books, so he was so bold that he didn't come to the court, and even attacked my bedroom at night.The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

"Come on, Xuan Duanmuyu enters the palace!"

The little eunuch went down obediently, but I beckoned him back.

"Wait," I feel that my whole body is full of anger now, and I need to reduce the fire. The tea that Duanmu Buhei sent last time is very delicious, and it is very useful for dispelling the fire, so I ordered, "Go and ask Duanmuyu to bring some Give me the tea."

The little eunuch went down.

After waiting for a cup of tea, Duanmu Weihei appeared in Junshu Hall.

I waved my hand and asked the little eunuch to brew the tea brought by Duanmu Buhei for me, not for him!Hmph, it made me angry, I didn't even give him a sip of water.

Duanmu looked haggard, glanced at me, and asked directly, "Why did you call me here?"

"Bold!" Before my anger subsided, I patted the arm of the chair and stood up, pointed at his nose and said sharply, "When I see the emperor, I still don't kneel down to salute."

He seemed to be startled by me, he frowned and said, "What happened to you today."

"Bold Duanmuyu, you really think you are! What's wrong with asking me, if you don't know etiquette, I'll call someone to teach you!"

Duanmu was taken aback for a while, but knelt down obediently and kowtowed to me.

My anger has only subsided a little, but I have never let him flatten, let him kneel there properly.

I put my hand down: "Duanmuyu, don't be too arrogant, relying on me to favor you, you have repeatedly committed crimes! You used to show your loyalty and gave me the account books of your palace, and I really believed you. How did you know that you are so arrogant?" On the surface, you treat me the same way, but on the back, you send someone to steal the account books!"

Duanmu Weihei raised his head, his expression a little stunned: "What are you talking about, stealing account books?!"

"You're still quibbling!" I was so angry that my liver ached, it was obvious that this guy came to attack at night, but I didn't admit it, and my anger flared up again, "It's obvious that you sent someone to steal the account book, and now you're still quibbling, you, you, you!" ..."

"I didn't send anyone to steal the account books!" Duanmu Weihei stood up excitedly.

"What are you doing standing up! Threatening me!" I got angry, I... I feel that I can't get my temper right, and I'm still pretending to be innocent and hypocritical, obviously I don't care about me.snort!

"Your Majesty, please drink some tea to dispel the fire."

It was the little eunuch who won my heart, I took the teacup handed by the little eunuch, smelled it, it was delicious, Duanmu's black belly is annoying, but the tea he sent is innocent.

Gulu Gulu, I gulped down the tea.

I put down the teacup.

But, ah, ah, my stomach hurts.

Blood, I vomited blood, I was poisoned, I was poisoned!

"Duanmu has a dark belly, you... you actually poisoned me..."

I looked at him in disbelief, and finally passed out from the pain _(:з)∠)_

The author has something to say: _(:з)∠)_Everything I do has a purpose, that’s why it overwhelms Duanmu’s black belly! (*?︶? *)