I'm nervous

I look left and right.I am very scared, is this the moment that everyone is looking at, but this look seems to kill me _(:з)∠)_

I secretly lifted the stool, moved to the left, nothing, then moved to the left, nothing, moved again, successfully, I blocked my body behind Duanmu's black belly.

I patted Duanmu's shoulder shrewdly: "Duanmu, please use your broad mind to protect me from the wind and rain."

I feel that Duanmu's black belly must really want to kill me at this moment, otherwise he wouldn't be shaking so hard.

At this moment of killing intent, I heard a burst of uncoordinated laughter.

"Hahaha, what you said is reasonable, reasonable!"

Whoosh!That person successfully diverted everyone's attention, I secretly put my head on Duanmu's shoulder and followed everyone's gaze.

Incredible!I was shocked, and pointed at the person who spoke, my fingers were trembling.

"What's the matter?" Duanmu Weihei was taken aback by me.

"I can't see what that person looks like!"

Duanmu's black belly must really want to kill me.

Then, I was hugged by Duanmu's belly and turned into a meteorite and flew to the side of the person who spoke.

I saw this man was wearing coarse linen clothes with several holes in them, he was downcast, with a stubbled face and messy hair, I couldn't even see what he looked like.Seeing so many people staring at him, this man didn't know how to restrain himself. He was still laughing, the more he laughed, the happier he was, and he turned his feet up.

I silently leaned against Duanmu Weihei, looked him up and down, patted his shoulder and said: "Duanmu Weihei, I think you are quite handsome."

My paw was thrown away by Duanmu Belly Hei.

Duanmu has been silent all this time, watching the man laughing quietly, I also tilted my head to look at it for a long time, thinking it is so funny: "Why are you laughing, is it so funny?"

"Funny!" The bearded man clapped his palms, and when he saw me coming, he seemed to have found an organization. He held my hand and didn't think his hands were dirty, so he kept patting, "This brother, Did you say that just now? It makes sense, makes sense."

I felt goosebumps all over my body, and I managed to get rid of everyone's eyes. Is it really good for you to attract everyone's attention again (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ "You describe it so aptly, haha Haha, these people, in order to be able to climb up to high-ranking officials, all pretend to be well-inked and memorize some of the works of their predecessors, thinking that changing their clothes will make their ignorant self more knowledgeable, ah, bah, It's just a layer of fake skin!"

As soon as the bearded man finished speaking, everyone on the field stood up excitedly, waving their fists and wanted to hit someone, so as not to die, I echoed desperately and said: "Well said!"

Then, I was so frightened that I ran behind Duanmu's black belly.As a qualified spare tire, it is necessary to help me prevent disasters!

Duanmu's black-bellied face was a bit gloomy, and he shouted: "What are you looking at!" Damn, he is indeed a thousand-year-old bastard (tyrant), everyone was frightened by him, and they didn't dare to breathe. what to do.

But I finally poked my head out and asked the bearded man, "You laugh so loudly, you are not afraid of being jealous."

"Hateful? Hmph, I have to be hated to look like this, but so what, I can't see it, so I can't say it! My mouth grows on me!"

I trembled, but Duanmu Heiwei didn't seem to like that person very much, he pulled me to leave.

I feel very annoyed that this bearded man speaks so arrogantly and makes me attract thousands of people's attention. I have to despise him, so I get rid of Duanmu's black belly and ask the bearded man casually: "What is a country. "

As soon as my question was finished, the rest seemed to have guessed that Duanmu was a high-ranking official, so they answered each and every one of them. It was nothing more than the written words of any country or family.

Hmph, I put my arms around my chest and looked at the bearded man, so small, I couldn't answer it.

"Country and country, there is a country where there is a family." The bearded man answered calmly. I was confused when I heard it, and those people who were chattering around suddenly became quiet.

When I was puzzled, Duanmu Weihei suddenly said, "What do you mean by that?"

"The word family is the queen, which means the foundation. Only with the family as the root can a country be formed."

"If it is a country, how can I explain it?"

"The prosperity of the country and the prosperity of the family, the prosperity of the family and the strength of the country are mutual cause and effect."

"Then what is home?"

"If there is a big family, it is the country, and if the family is small, it is love."

"Love? What's the solution?"

"Family, friendship, and romance can all become big or small families."

The audience was silent, I looked at Duanmu's black belly, and found that his eyes were lit up, even my hands were thrown away, and I went up to him, patting the dirty clothes of the bearded man and laughing loudly: "Okay ,OK!"

Is Duanmu's black belly so funny?He said so many good things. (⊙A⊙)

Hey, hey, Duanmu has a black belly, what are you doing, you dragged him away, are you going to cheat, have sex with him!Erkang hand, come back ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

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I'm very upset, right now I'm crossing my arms and crossing my legs, staring at the pair of adulterers and adulterers, look, after pulling the bearded man away from Duanmu, I kept chatting with the bearded man, even I don't pay attention to it.

Hmph, today who said to spend my birthday with me, but ended up going with someone else!

Ding, I put down the teacup vigorously, and said sharply: "You two! Get out! Go! Chat!"

Huacha, she went out without even looking at me!Grandma is a bear, I also have a temper!

I kicked the stool away viciously, jumped on the stool to vent my anger, and stomped on you a few times, crushing you to death, huh╭(╯＾╰)╮Hold your head up, push the door and go out——

Ow!Hit the wall.

"Shuhe, you are fine." A hand rubbed my nose.

I took a step back, looked at the thick wall of people, and became even more angry, and hit it with a fist, and then, my hand hurt QAQ "Tsk," Duanmu Weihei sounded very distressed, holding my hand Hurting with his hands, "Why don't you be more careful, you are reckless."

"Hey, it's my fault. It's obvious that your chest is too hard."

Duanmu didn't answer, but explained to me: "That man is a good talent, I want to take him into account, if he gets a high position in the future, he will definitely be able to assist Wangye, I'm going to call someone to wash him up now .I know it's not good for me to leave you behind. If you want me to make amends, just say it."

How to make amends, I thought for a long time, walked up and down the room rubbing my chin, and finally made a final decision: "Tonight I will not get drunk and I will not return!"

Duanmu's black belly rushed over and rubbed Zhen's head: "Are you looking for death!"

But he still obediently accompanied me to go without getting drunk or returning, unfortunately, the place I went to was——the Luohong Courtyard with a pile of breast meat/(ㄒoㄒ)/...

Duanmu said that this is his territory, it is more convenient, and he is not afraid of getting drunk and being discovered by interested people, which will be bad for him.

After thinking about it, I felt that what he said was very reasonable, so I had no choice but to be patient and go into the Luohong Courtyard.

The Cuiyun I saw last time came up to her with a smile again, I wanted to tremble when I saw her, but I deliberately leaned against Duanmu's black-bellied side, staring at her warily.

She seemed to be frightened by my stare, and after delivering the good wine and food, she bowed down.

I'm hungry for this food and drink, I like things outside the palace the most, there are so many snacks, it's delicious, and most importantly, it's popular!

"Eat it, eat more." Duanmu Fuhei picked up a lot of dishes for me, "These are all your favorite dishes."

As soon as I said this, my nose became sore again. After so many years in the palace, those little eunuchs didn't pay attention to me, the emperor who has no real power. I don't know any of my favorite dishes, but Duanmu Weihei is still in my heart.I have known him for so many years, but this time I can only go out of the palace, and I can really eat alone with him. Usually, I can only eat together at banquets, but these few times when I eat alone, he has memorized my favorite dishes. heart.

"Tsk, what's the matter, crying nose." Throwing a brocade handkerchief on Zhen's face, Duanmu frowned and said, "Why are you so sad?"

I lowered my head, shook my head and said nothing.Sometimes, touching words can't be said.

I felt a burst of warmth around me, turned my head to look over, Duanmu took me into his arms and wiped away my tears: "A man doesn't cry easily, it's just a birthday celebration, why are you crying?"

"I've been wearing it for so long, and no one celebrates my birthday for me."

"Why not?" Duanmu said with a dark smile, "Isn't there a birthday banquet every year?"

I sucked my nose, wiped the snot, and smeared the brocade handkerchief on his face: "You know that I don't want a birthday party."

"I know." Duanmu Weihei kissed Zhen's cheek, boo, it was delicious.

"Then you know, I actually want that kind of birthday banquet."

I was taken aback for a moment, I couldn't understand what was in Duanmu's dark eyes, but I vaguely felt what he wanted to say.

"Actually, you've known it for a long time. You pretended to be crazy, and you helped me a lot behind the scenes, all because of...um..."

My God, when did I kiss my mouth, ah, my mouth was remotely controlled by someone, please don't stick your mouth so tightly, ah hey, don't move your tongue, don't mess around.

Oh my God, my eyes are dim, I'm in a trance, bang, I'm drunk.

"Drunk your head, you haven't even drunk the wine."

I was picked up by Duanmu, who poured me a glass of wine: "It's easy to get greedy after drinking too much, I just serve you some glutinous rice wine, just drink it as you go."

I picked up the wine glass and sniffed it. I took a sip of the faint smell of wine, and it was a bit sweet. What kind of wine is this? You can't get drunk at all, okay?No, no, just now I said that if you don't get drunk, you won't return, so if you don't drink this wine, it means that you don't have to return...

Wow, so Duanmu's black belly is implying that we are going to spend the night here.And staying overnight in a place like Luohong Courtyard, does that mean we have to go!bed!one!

Is this true, sex comes too fast.No, as a person who has never really seen sex with my own eyes, I must be fully prepared.Where is the lube, where is the utensil for cleaning, where is it?

"Shuhe, what are you looking for when you look here and there?" Duanmu asked black-bellied. Oil?Can't be good!So, in order to maintain my image as a pure and innocent boy, I changed to a tactful way and said: "I'm looking for fat."

...Oh, what did I say!I covered my mouth tightly, and stared at Duanmu with wide eyes.

Duanmu's black belly narrowed his eyes, stared at me up and down for a while, but unexpectedly ignored me, turned around and poured wine for me and himself.

"I've been thinking about what I have and what I don't have, so let's drink and celebrate my birthday honestly."

I'm very upset, I've already opened my mouth like this, this guy is still pretending to be innocent.As the saying goes, wine can mess with sex, I glanced at the wine glass in front of me, picked it up with one hand, threw it into my mouth, threw myself into Duanmu's black-bellied arms, and kissed!

"You..." Duanmu Weihei originally wanted to push me away, but soon he was caught by my unique gnawing technique. There was nothing wrong with it, but the gnawing technique made it impossible to push away, and his whole body became limp, falling into my fascination.

Hmph, you know I'm amazing.With the kiss, you have to move on to the next step, undressing!

Aim at the place, the big bed behind Duanmu Buhei, pull Duanmu Buhei up...Pull...Pull...It's too heavy to move QAQ Duanmu Buhei is awake, he sees himself disheveled, and immediately pulls me Pushed away, and pretending to be a gentleman, he straightened his clothes, coughed and said: "It's done, don't light the fire. I don't want to put out the fire."

"If you don't want to destroy it, then come!"

Duanmu's black belly escaped my surprise attack again.

I am in a hurry, I continue to pounce, puff, puff...

Oh yeah!After my ninety-nine 81 pounces, seven seven 49 gnaws, Duanmu's black belly finally succeeded in being pushed down on the bed by me.

It's great, I also took the glutinous rice wine over, sitting on Duanmu's black belly, I took a big gulp of the wine to help my sex, and then fed the wine into Duanmu's black belly, evil Smiling, put the jug down, move around on the key part of Duanmu's belly, light the fire, take off his clothes, take off his pants, ready to shoot... shoot...

Oh go, this penis is so big!Scared to pee ah ah ah ah ah!

So, then, then, finally—

Before it even started, I was so unbearably frightened that I passed out...

"Oh, I know I can't do it, but I still try to be brave." In a daze, I only heard Duanmu Weihei say this sentence, and then I really passed out.

The author has something to say: I am very courageous (*?︶? *)