[Comprehensive] How the False Virgin was made

I wore it, your sister,

What, you said time travel is a good thing, you shouldn't swear,

Then I have no choice but to reply to you with a series of hehehe.I’m gay, it’s not good to wear it, but I wore it to Britain in 18s, don’t you know that this is the rhythm of World War II, although I’m still a baby, but when I grow up to [-] years old, I won’t A few years, I am a good young man in the heavenly dynasty, maybe I will be dragged into the battlefield as soon as I become an adult,

I'm still a little boy, if I go to the battlefield like this, I will definitely die with regret!

Wait, why did this thing that looks like ET come here again!You don't come here!do not come! MD, the pacifier was stuffed in the mouth again.Wait, I wonder what's wrong?Is this something similar to ET a house elf?

So sleepy... The baby's brain just doesn't work, and it just starts to think, and then gets sleepy again.Forget it, I'll think about it when I wake up.

When I woke up, it was already dark, and the pacifier in my mouth was taken away by someone.I looked at my room again, it was very nice, and the decoration was very luxurious.Traveling is indeed the rhythm of becoming a local tyrant in a second!

Smacking his mouth, the saliva began to slip from the corner of his mouth uncontrollably.Oops, the clothes should be dirty!But now I'm a rich man, my clothes get dirty when they get dirty!

Just as I was immersed in the beautiful meditation of becoming a local tyrant, I was hugged by a pair of soft hands.Wait, I was buried in the chest!Fortunately, I am GAY, otherwise I would be sorry for my current father!The old lady is too enthusiastic, and the son is really powerless.

"My lovely Abu, the longer you grow, the cuter you are!" My mother whispered something in my ear while hugging me.As a scumbag who has never passed the fourth level of English, I can only blink my eyes to express that I don't understand anything except the word LOVELY, which is cute.But it doesn't matter, even if I am a scumbag, with the baby's hardware conditions, I will definitely be able to speak successfully before the age of 1.

In this way, I grew up to 8 months unconsciously.Although I still haven't learned how to walk and talk, I have already managed to know where I have traveled!That's right, the guy who looks like ET is really a house elf!I know that among the vast number of compatriots who have traveled through time, I am definitely the scum of the scum.But reality is stronger than people!It's not that I'm slow to react, it's really a baby or something, who gets sleepy when I use my head!When I fell asleep, I forgot what I was thinking about.

My current full name is Abraxas Malfoy, a very long name that sounds hard to spell.According to my memory of reading the original HP, I should be the grandfather of Draco Malfoy who appeared in "Half-Blood Prince", a cannon fodder who died of a not-so-reputable illness.

When I found out about this, I felt like I was the real son of the Great God of Time Traveling.What's so good about the main character? It's a man's responsibility!People like me who are afraid of hardship should just be an ordinary person.As long as you pay attention not to get that XX disease, you will definitely live a long life.

After 8 months knowing that I crossed into the HP world and was a cannon fodder, I grew up healthily.In a blink of an eye, he became a new second-year student at Hogwarts.What?You say I grow up too fast?Actually, I'm really not growing fast.It's mainly about things like playing mud with little kids. I'm too embarrassed to talk about it, so I just skipped it.

As for why I jumped to the second grade, it was because this year, I finally had a substantial development with my future wife.Once again, I'm a little GAY, so my wife is a man, thank you.

My wife's name is Tom White.That's right, another Tom.Although the name Tom is very ordinary, my wife's face is definitely not ordinary, she is at the level of a male god.When I met my wife for the first time, he was only 10 years old. Don't say I am a child lover, I was only 11 at that time, okay?

Because of the lack of wizarding entertainment, I slipped away to London.There, I met my wife.He was playing a game of sizzle with a snake.Although this hobby is a bit weird, but when I thought of the group of boys with runny noses and pretending to be the number one in the world, I decisively went up to strike up a conversation.Then, I decided to raise him as my wife.Boys who can blush are so cute!

Knowing that the future is also a wizard, I was extremely excited.But given my wife's age, I just waited another year.So yeah, jumping straight to second grade or something to continue my narrative is incredibly important.

In second grade, I kissed him on the train.Yes, I kissed him!When he dragged his suitcase and stood timidly on the platform, my wolf blood boiled.Not only offered to help, but also deliberately dismissed the two attendants.What?Do you want to listen to the attendants?I'm too lazy to talk about it, isn't it just Gore and Crabbe, even if they are poor in appearance, they are stronger than me!Bad review!

Continue to my first kiss with my wife.Because the servants were dismissed, there were only the two of us left in the box.In order to show the temperament of a local tyrant in front of my wife, I specially ordered all the snacks.Although I have ten packs of snacks prepared by my mother hidden in my pocket, but I bring my own bento, which is super LOSER!How can you do this in front of your wife!Although the dim sum prepared by my mother ended up in my wife's stomach, but...but...

Well, skip this paragraph.Anyway, I bought a lot of snacks, and in the end, the chocolate frog was jumping around.My wife fell on me while catching a frog, so, to live up to the accident, I kissed him.

After the sorting I was super nervous, after all, my wife is a Muggle wizard.But as the son of the great god of time travel, I finally opened the golden finger.The wife was assigned to Slytherin!

When you encounter such a good thing, of course you have to be calm.When my wife came to the table, I kicked Goyle and Brack away.Thus, the sweet campus life begins.It's good to be cannon fodder, but I always feel like there is one person missing.

Yes, I'm Twitch!It wasn't until I graduated that I realized why the Dark Lord had disappeared!Why didn't Tom Riddle show up at Hogwarts!What is rhythm!

So, when I knew that I was going to make my wife's belly bigger and I knew his original name, I was almost scared to pee!My wife changed from a blushing sweetheart to a noseless Dark Lord in a second, Alexander!But that's all for later.

Graduation will of course have a prom, although the Dark Lord thing bothers me a bit.But in order to prevent my wife from being cheated after graduation, I still disregarded my parents and proposed at Slytherin's internal graduation ball.

That night, my wife fucked me.Cry blind!The first time was super unhappy!But as a good man in heaven, no matter how painful the chrysanthemum is, he must hold back!

Enduring and enduring, I embarked on a road of no return.Every time it starts, the wife is very obedient.But when it comes to real swords and guns, he cries.Said to be afraid of pain!You have no idea how cute he is when he cries!I was so stupid, I was soft-hearted for a moment, and then I was suppressed again.

... Well, although there is a little problem with the position, a wife is still a wife.It's a man, just bear it!

I can't bear it anymore!My wife was too seductive, and I became obsessed with it for a while, so I counterattacked.Of course, I succeeded.But the consequences are also very serious, the wife is pregnant.Fantastic magic! The only good thing is that at that time, we had all graduated a long time ago.After getting my father-in-law done and the beauty coming home, I am indeed the son of the Great God of Time Traveling.

But before I had time to sigh, I discovered the true identity of my wife. MYLORD or something, it sounds too familiar!Wife, can you stop being the Dark Lord?

Smiling wryly, I didn't know that my wife wanted to be the Dark Lord until the end, isn't it too stupid?Absolutely don't let the wife find trouble to slice it!It's a big deal to have a few more!When you are pregnant, you can't slice it!

So, I embarked on another path.Seriously, I'm really not that strong, my wife!But for the sake of my wife, even if the iron pestle is ground into a needle, I have to do it!

The author has something to say: It's a bit short, but it's a side story after all, and I really can't afford to write a long story.