[Comprehensive] How the False Virgin was made

If I had known this would happen, I would have honestly brushed Darcy...

If I had known it would be like this, I would not eat meat...

Had I known this would happen, I would not have gone to India...

Fang Xiaobai turned into Mrs. Xianglin, talking about something different.Back to the pitch-black system space again, hehe, but why does my balls hurt so much?Is there really no problem with this way of dying?

Fang Xiaobai touched his balls, they were fine, they were still there, not broken.

What is it all about!Why is Lao Tzu so unlucky?

In "Hypocrite", I was inexplicably killed by Dolina's nerves, and a large number of Virgin points left me like this; Say I'm dead!It's simply not as good as the previous world!Anyway, last time I knew who killed me!

Fang Xiaobai knelt down on the ground in an ORZ state, his whole body was weathered.Maybe, after clearing this game, I can change my name to Fang Holmes?Hahahaha, don't be so funny, okay, I'm a liar, not a detective!Mouth!

At this moment, the familiar mechanical sound that made Fang Xiaobai want to spurt blood appeared again

"In the world of "Pride and Prejudice", the goal of the shard of the gate rules: a personal love letter written by Mr. Darcy. The player is poisoned and dies. The system determines that the player has failed the task, and deducts 10 points from the Holy Mother. The penalty function is forced to start - countdown 3, 2 ,1……"

"The punishment function is officially launched..."

Fang Xiaobai is stupid, why doesn't I know that there is such a thing as punishment!Wait, make it clear, what is the penalty system?How to punish!hello-

The mechanical voice completely ignored Fang Xiaobai's cry, and continued to say in a cold and heartless voice:

"Congratulations to the player for triggering the punishment task - rise up! Zhonghua!"

"Congratulations to the player for triggering the punishment task - let's stir up the base! Your Majesty!"

"Congratulations to the player for triggering the punishment mission - let's fight! Time-traveling girl!"

MD, system, is this game really a spoiler game!Fang Xiaobai, who had recovered from the state of complaining, was overwhelmed by the mission notification sound coming from his ear.Fuck!Is it my own wish to be poisoned to death? "System, I want to complain! I want to complain about you!" Fang Xiaobai was stunned by the three tasks. He said without hesitation that he wanted to complain. "It's unscientific for a game like yours that has no brains and no hints! It's a BUG!"

"During the system self-inspection...no bugs were found...do not accept player complaints..."

ah! !I'm going crazy!Figure it out, it's all like this and there is no BUG?Whose game is set like this?

Fang Xiaobai was furious!

The mechanical system prompts are still repeating three tasks in a loop, Fang Xiaobai can't help but start pounding the ground!

One task is enough for me, now three at once?Are you kidding me?Are you still playing with me?What kind of cheating system counselor, other than watching, is useless at all?There is no reminder when the time-traveling girl appears, and I don’t know how to give an explanation when I am poisoned. Apart from being cute and wagging my tail, what is the use!

"Player, although I have always known that you are very dissatisfied with me, it still hurts the heart of this system to say it directly." Because Fang Xiaobai was poisoned and died, the system dog who was afraid of being angered came back and hid stand up.As a system tutor, it can incarnate as a variety of dogs.In this dark space, it is too wise to become a black dog.

Fang Xiaobai was taken aback, and then became embarrassing instantly.

System dog, where is your integrity? Where is your integrity?There are too many slots and I don’t know where to start! MD!Your current look is really weird, what about your aesthetics?Have you eaten it yourself?

Isn't the two eyeballs in the pitch black really weird?

Very weird.It was so weird that Fang Xiaobai instantly forgot that he was still complaining about the cheating of the system just now. "Dead dog, turn into white quickly, it's so strange that you look like this now."

The system dog wagged its tail, my dear player, I like your surprised expression the most.But forget it, for the sake of your mission failure, this system will reluctantly turn into white. "Okay, player. This system has fulfilled your wish, let's start preparing now. Let's complete the punishment task together, dear."

"Dear? Kiss your sister!" Fang Xiaobai looked at the white and fat system dog in front of him, and kicked it, "You bastard! Tell me! Did you know that I was poisoned from the beginning? "

The system dog was stunned, and the player changed his face too quickly.Although it dodged when Fang Xiaobai kicked it, but as a little fat dog, it really didn't run very fast.Soon, Fang Xiaobai caught him and pressed him under his buttocks.

"Now, I will give you one last chance. If you are dishonest again, I will kill you directly!" Although Fang Xiaobai is a liar, he cannot use force.Therefore, he can only use weight to overwhelm the system dog.I can't see you crushed to death!

Player...my dear player...the system dog is not out of breath like Fang Xiaobai thought.On the contrary, the system dog is enjoying himself very much right now.

Fart/butt ah fart/butt, chrysanthemum chrysanthemum.The system dog is immersed in turbulent emotions and cannot extricate himself.In the world of Pride and Prejudice, it does what a system mentor shouldn't do.Although it is inevitable to pay some price, it is still worth it.

Fang Xiaobai waited and waited, the system dog not only did not show any pain, but even seemed to enjoy it.Fang Xiaobai is angry!He suddenly remembered that although the system dog looks like a dog, it is actually a high-tech product!So that means... Fang Xiaobai realized belatedly that he had been deceived!The expressions that the system dogs showed when they were bullied by him in the past were all fake, right?

Do you really take me for a fool?

Fang Xiaobai suddenly stood up from the system dog, and said without hesitation: "Start the punishment mission!" He was suddenly blessed, and there was an intuition telling him that the reason why he died so badly in the last world was completely It's the system dog's fault.

"Punishment mission starts, countdown 3, 2, 1..."

Fang Xiaobai regained his composure after a burst of dizziness, and opened his eyes.As before, he called up his character panel, and he was surprised to find a strange mark behind his name.

"Player: Fang Xiaobai (*)

Occupation: Our Lady (Level 2——Entering the Temple for the first time) (Continuing to rise →)

圣母点数：18（帮助老妇人+1、感化路人甲+1、结识奥尔恭+2、入住奥尔恭家+2、探望欧米尔+2、拒绝婚约+2、购买直播器-10、达米斯被赶出家门+2、感化奥尔恭+2，深度感化奥尔恭+2、感化达米斯+2、感化达米斯+2、感化奥尔恭+2、奥尔恭黑化怀疑玩家圣母形象-2、奥尔恭黑化恨上玩家-2、发现隐藏任务+2、感化安妮小姐+18、感化凯瑟琳夫人+2、感化村民+10、强制兑换防迷惑手链—10、门规碎片任务目标：达西先生写给你的亲笔情书——失败-10）

Title: Hypocrite (intelligence +5 after wearing, directly transforming into a human with fish lips), time-traveling man (a special title recognized by Marysu, after wearing it, open the hidden template to increase the player's attribute affinity)

Skills: Holy Smile (full level 10), Body of Light (level 9, upgrade due to proficiency)

Charm: 88 (transformation card is being strengthened - use skills to increase charm)

Intelligence: 25 (apes)

Speed: 8 (scum)

Strength: 8 (scum)

Lineage: None (can be redeemed in the store with the points of the Holy Mother)

Completion of door rules collection: 1%/100%"

He already knew about the deduction of Holy Mother's points for mission failure.But what about this mark?What's the point here?

"Boom!"

lying trough-

Before Fang Xiaobai could react, he was thrown to the ground and ate ashes from his nose.

What are you doing?Isn't this clear wear?

Where is this father?

Fang Xiaobai lay on the ground, not thinking about that strange mark anymore.He looked around, and was surprised to find that none of them were bald.This is simply unscientific!

Then, something even more unscientific came into heat.

A group of soldiers helped him up from the ground, surrounded him and walked to the city wall, saying, "My lord, look at this firearm, why is it not working all of a sudden?

Holy shit!Holy shit!

What's wrong, I'm going to be killed by you!

As a liar, Fang Xiaobai can't say he knows astronomy at the top and geography at the bottom, but he has indeed been learning about the past and the present.If this kind of imperfect artillery is fired again without cooling down, it will explode!

Is it too late to escape now?

Soldiers from the two sides below the city were fighting fiercely, while Xiaobai above the city was thinking about how to escape.Can I say that this is worthy of a punishment task?He even threw Laozi directly onto the battlefield!Is this trying to kill people!

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion on the battlefield, and Fang Xiaobai vaguely heard Si Bei Le, Dai Shan Bay Le and so on.

Then, the mechanical sound appeared again:

"The mission target appears! The mission target appears!"

Fang Xiaobai collapsed on the spot!

your sister!

Sibeile, Daishan, Qing Dynasty, isn't this Huang Taiji?

Is Lao Tzu's transformation card invalid?Fang Xiaobai was full of doubts, and pulled his long hair vigorously.It hasn't changed, it's still golden.How can I get close to the target task in this situation!I am a member of the hostile camp!Fuck——

I'll give you 3 minutes, the system, get out of here!

Otherwise, I will jump off the city wall!

no response?what happened?Fang Xiaobai was a little puzzled. Although he hated the useless system dog, he was indeed used to it being by his side all the time.

"The punishment task is in progress, and the system counselor will leave the player."

FUCK!

Fang Xiaobai raised his middle finger!It's too much, even I will be deprived of my only object of venting my anger!