Danqing

"Okay, you go, you won't be able to get up tomorrow."

Qin Songxue: "Hey, I'll go find my parents later."

Chen Kezhi was so angry that he hurt internally: "I can't live through this day!"

Tan Songxue stood at the door of the study, took Chen Yiyan's little hand, pointed at Chen Kezhi with his chubby finger, and said, "Son, did you see that your mother has a really big temper, stay away from him."

After Tan Songxue finished speaking, he immediately locked the door of the study, and smirked at Chen Yiyan. Chen Yiyan didn't know what Tan Songxue was happy about, so he laughed with him, and Qin Songxue kissed him several times.

Chen Kezhi was standing outside the door smoking a cigarette depressedly. It was not the first time that Tan Songxue taught a child to yell. This bastard has a criminal record - when he was studying in the imperial capital, he taught Zeng Yunqing's son to call him uncle and his brother .Who knows how Tan Songxue taught Chen Yiyan to speak behind his back?

Chen Kezhi is more free at work, so in order to correct his son's address to him, he learned from the pain and stayed at home to accompany him and teach him how to speak.

Chen Kezhi pointed at himself and said to Chen Yi, "Dad, I'm Dad."

Chen Yiyan turned to look at Tan Songxue: "Wow..."

Tan Songxue didn't speak, and gave Chen Yiyan a spoonful of custard and put it near his mouth as a reward.

Chen Yiyan is happier when he has something to eat: "Papa, papa..."

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Chen Kezhi: "Don't eat it, you look at me, I am your father, this is your mother!"

Chen Kezhi's tone was a bit fierce, Chen Yiyan swallowed the custard in his mouth, frowned and fell back, obviously trying to break free from Chen Kezhi's embrace, and even reached out to Tan Songxue for him to hug.

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Qin Songxue put down the spoon and bowl, and skillfully took over his son: "Good son, your mother is angry again, hurry up and call mother to him."

Chen Yiyan: "Mom!"

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Chen Kezhi said frantically, "I really can't live through this day!"

Perhaps it was because both Tan Songxue and Chen Kezhi had stubborn personalities, and Chen Yiyan made full use of this trait. No matter how Chen Kezhi corrected him, he still called Chen Kezhi's mother and Tan Songxue's father.But poor Tan Songxue was thrown on the bed by Chen Kezhi and spanked her ass at the age of thirty, and was fucked to death.

The child Chen Yiyan is very quiet, doesn't like to make noise, and rarely cries at night. He usually sleeps until dawn, and he won't make a sound when the two fathers turn over in the big bed. He is two extremes with Gao Qi.Chen Kezhi and Tan Songxue's night life hadn't been affected much by him, so when Tan Songxue was caught and spanked that day, Chen Kezhi felt for the first time that his son had helped him.

But when Chen Yiyan grew up a bit and got less sleep, the sex life between him and Tan Songxue was seriously affected, for example——

Chen Kezhi pressed Tan Songxue hard to pay the public rations, when he suddenly heard a childish voice.

"Fuck... Mom..."

Qin Songxue: "!!!"

Chen Kezhi: "!!!"

Tan Songxue cursed: "Fuck!" Kicking Chen Kezhi away, the thing inserted into his body also retreated instantly, but unexpectedly, it touched his sensitive spot.

Qin Songxue: "Ah..."

Chen Yiyan imitated him and shouted: "Ah!"

"..." Qin Songxue quickly covered her mouth with her hands again.

Chen Kezhi was still stubborn, and the feeling of being interrupted halfway was so uncomfortable that he wanted to turn Chen Yiyan into a jerk, and then shoot him directly on the wall—this unlucky son, who is doing his best to his father.

Qin Songxue threw a blanket to Chen Kezhi: "What are you doing there, my son is still watching you!" Then he wrapped his lower body with another blanket, and when he moved, some of the lubricant in his acupoints was squeezed out , the sticky stuff made Tan Songxue embarrassed for a while, so he glared at Chen Kezhi.

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Tan Songxue reached out to hug Chen Yiyan, and said patiently, "What's the matter, son?"

Chen Yiyan waved his little hand: "Come on, hungry..."

Qin Songxue: "Are you eating glutinous rice?"

Chen Yiyan smiled: "Mum!"

Qin Songxue: "Father will cook for you, will you go with Dad?"

Chen Yiyan nodded happily.

The father and son left Chen Kezhi aside, and before going out, Tan Songxue glanced at Chen Kezhi, and Chen Kezhi waved: "Go, go, go..."

Qin Songxue chuckled and closed the door.

Chen Kezhi was so angry, he was a little soft after such a toss, and he couldn't get excited anymore, so he simply pulled the cover and went to the bathroom to take a shower. At the same time, he thought about letting the little guy play with his grandparents for two days, It happened that the old man missed his grandson.

Chen Yiyan is extremely smart. Since he was able to hold a pen at the age of two, Qin Songxue began to teach him to write. He taught him to recognize stroke by stroke while holding a children's tracing red book. Basically, as long as he said the words three times, Chen Yiyan could memorize them. Keep its pronunciation and applicable words.

"This is the back wave of the Yangtze River pushing the front wave, and the front wave died on the beach?" Tan Songxue thought that he could not remember the meaning of the words in the past, and he was still using it in a mess in his twenties, which was very embarrassing.

Chen Kezhi said: "As far as your Chinese level is concerned, don't talk about it, it's embarrassing... eh, eh, eh..."

Before he finished speaking, the water glass next to him was poured, and half of the water in it poured on him, soaking a large area, and Chen Kezhi had no time to hide.

Chen Kezhi saw that the suspect in this incident was concentrating on writing Arabic numerals, pouting his mouth and looking innocent. If he hadn't seen with his own eyes that the kid just turned his body on purpose and hit the cup with his elbow, it would probably be I still believe that this kid didn't make small moves.

Seeing this, Qin Songxue dragged a chair and sat next to Chen Yiyan, touched his little head, and said to Chen Kezhi, "Hurry up and change your clothes, Yanyan didn't mean it."

Chen Yiyan heard Tan Songxue call his name, stopped writing, looked at him and said, "Papa, what are you talking about?"

Tan Songxue: "Good boy, keep writing."

Chen Kezhi was so angry that he lost his temper. The little bastard didn't want Tan Songxue to suffer a little bit. He knew he was in the lead at such a young age. He didn't know whether to cry or laugh.

By the time Chen Yiyan was three years old, he could already run around in the community, but this kid still liked to sit on a stool alone and watch other people's children play up and down, and those children never responded to him when they greeted him.

As time passed, everyone knew that this kid named Chen Yiyan didn't like to talk, and gradually stopped playing with him.But Chen Yiyan seemed to be planning to carry his arrogance to the end, he didn't care about it at all, and just waited for Gao Qi to bully him when he came.

The kindergarten teacher also reported to Qin Songxue that the child was not very gregarious, and he had never cooperated with the children in playing games.

Tan Songxue was a little worried, and asked Chen Kezhi when he was sleeping at night: "Brother, you said our son doesn't like to talk, what should we do when he grows up?"

Chen Kezhi said: "It doesn't matter. I asked my parents. This kid's personality is exactly the same as mine when I was a child. Don't worry... he's probably too smart."

Qin Songxue: "..."

Qin Songxue: "If you want to say that you are smart, just say it straight, don't beat around the bush."

Chen Kezhi kissed his ear: "Don't worry, our son is fine, don't be like an old lady."

Tan Songxue said angrily: "You are the mother, don't forget that I am the father and you are the mother!"

Chen Kezhi was still angry when he mentioned this, and when he was three years old, Chen Yiyan, the little bastard, still kept calling him mother.For this reason, Chen Kezhi had to discuss with Tan Songxue in a low voice, and asked him to teach his son the correct address. After playing for a long time, Tan Songxue also realized that this was not good, so he began to correct Chen Yiyan.

But Chen Yiyan didn't listen to him anymore, and insisted on calling Chen Kezhi his mother.In order not to make a fool of himself in front of outsiders, Chen Kezhi almost never took him out to play, and it was always Qin Songxue's job to send Chen Yiyan to kindergarten.Even if Tan Songxue can't drive, the father and son have to squeeze the subway, and Chen Kezhi has never participated.

Overall, Chen Yiyan is a worry-free child. Although Chen Kezhi is always pissed off, he has never caused Tan Songxue any trouble, but there are exceptions to everything.

When he was more than four years old, Qin Songxue received a call from the teacher one day, saying that his son had fought in the kindergarten.

Tan Songxue subconsciously asked if the teacher made a mistake. Chen Yiyan didn't cry or make trouble at home, and he was not willing to talk to others. How could he fight with other children?But the teacher was sure that Chen Yiyan beat the other children, and he still refused to explain the reason for the fight. He had to ask Qin Songxue to go to the kindergarten before he would say.Qin Songxue had no choice but to put down the brush in her hand and rush to the kindergarten.

This matter was caused by that little fellow Gao Qi.

Gao Qi and Chen Yiyan are in the same kindergarten. He is small, handsome, with soft hair cut into bangs. He is very popular in the kindergarten, so many children like to play with him.But Gao Qi didn't like it, he was a bit timid, and he usually liked to follow Chen Yiyan around.

Kindergarten children sometimes fight, and Gao Qi is particularly afraid of this. Every time there is a conflict between children, he will hide away and go to pull Chen Yiyan's clothes.Unlike Chen Yiyan, who followed Chen Kezhi, he was a bit bigger than children of the same age, as if following him would give him the greatest protection.

Chen Yiyan had a stinky face, and other children didn't dare to mess with him.

Gao Qi is also smart, knowing that he is protected by Chen Yiyan, he often brings some candies from home for Chen Yiyan to eat.Chen Yiyan doesn't like sweets, so after bringing them, he puts them in his pocket every time and leaves them for Tan Songxue, telling him it was sent by the kindergarten teacher.Qin Songxue didn't doubt that with his son's kindness, even if the chocolate melted, he would still be happy eating it.

When Qin Songxue arrived at the kindergarten, there were still children crying with red eyes. Qin Songxue asked Chen Yiyan what was going on, and Chen Yiyan pointed to the crying child and said, "This kid is playing hooligan."

The crying child retorted: "You're a rascal!"

Chen Yiyan said angrily: "You are not a rascal, what are you doing kissing Gao Qi!"

Qin Songxue looked at Gao Qi.

Hiding behind Chen Yiyan, Gao Qi stretched out his little finger, pointed at the child and said, "He has been chasing and kissing me, and if I don't let him kiss him, he will beat me, brother Yanyan will help me beat him..."

Qin Songxue: "..."

The teacher asked the child: "Why do you want to be relatives?"

The child faltered and said: "Gao Qi looks like, like that little, little pea that was shown on TV yesterday, Yu Huan and I won the game, and whoever wins can kiss little, little pea... ..."

Qin Songxue: "..."

Qin Songxue knew about the children's show, and Little Pea was the child actor in it. She was very cute, and she also had such a hairstyle.Qin Songxue was speechless to these children. She looked at the time and it was almost five o'clock, so she said to the teacher, "Teacher, I really don't want to educate our children about this. Our children have done nothing wrong. First, you Didn't call the other party's parents, which means our child is not serious, so he knows how to measure. Second, he fights for the purpose of protecting others. If this kid hadn't bullied Gao Qi, our child would not have fought with him. He did it, right? It’s almost school time, I’ll take the child home first, if there’s anything else to do, call me or call his dad, and Gao Qi will pick him up.”

After leaving the kindergarten, Chen Yiyan said to Tan Songxue, "Dad, you are so handsome today!"

Tan Songxue patted his head: "Then I'm not usually handsome?"

Chen Yiyan: "You are also handsome, but not as handsome as today. You are the most handsome today."

Qin Songxue kissed him: "Baby, you can really talk."

Gao Qi grabbed Tan Songxue's clothes and said, "Uncle Tan...I want to have dinner with brother Yanyan."

Qin Songxue: "Okay, I'll call your dad."

At this point, Tan Songxue understood that his son had a very sense of justice.

When Chen Yiyan was more than five years old, he finally stopped calling Chen Kezhi's mother, but called him by his first name. When Tan Songxue was not at home, he would call at every turn: "Chen Kezhi, I'm hungry, I want to eat mush!"

Chen Kezhi took out the rice noodles and scolded him: "I told you to call me dad! How old are you and you still eat glutinous rice? Think you are still young, right?"

Not to be outdone, Chen Yiyan said: "I will be six years old at the end of this year! You even said you are my father, you don't even know how old I am, how did you become my father?"

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Chen Kezhi poured the paste into Chen Yiyan's small bowl, and handed it to him: "Make it yourself."

Chen Yiyan refused to answer: "When my father comes back, I told him that he refused to let me eat, and deliberately made me hungry."

Chen Kezhi squatted down, and said to Chen Yiyan in a good voice, "Chen Yiyan."

Chen Yiyan: "Why?"

Chen Kezhi: "Are you my son?"

Chen Yiyan: "You still have to ask me if I am your son, don't you know?"

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Chen Kezhi put the small bowl heavily on the table, and said to Chen Yi, "Don't think I dare not beat you."

Chen Yiyan pointed at his own face: "You hit me, I'll sue and say I asked you to feed me shit and you refused, and then you hit me again."

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Chen Kezhi gritted his teeth and said, "You are not my son, you are here to punish me on purpose!"

Chen Yiyan snorted: "Who told you to keep bullying my mother!"

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Chen Kezhi: "What did you say?"

Chen Yiyan's calm expression was exactly the same as that of Chen Kezhi: "I know you are not my mother, and what you provide is not stem cells but sperm, so you are my father and not my mother."

Chen Kezhi looked at his son several times, as if looking at a monster: "Where did you know this?"

Chen Yiyan: "It's all written in your computer, I saw it, and I told that little idiot Gao Qi."

Chen Kezhi looked at his son suspiciously: "Did you call me that on purpose before?"

Chen Yiyan looked at Chen Kezhi and said nothing.

Chen Kezhi: "You can do it!"

When Tan Songxue came back from the pen meeting, he heard Chen Kezhi roaring as soon as he opened the door: "This day is unbearable, Qin Songxue, hurry up and throw your son to your parents!"

Tan Songxue looked at Chen Yiyan and asked him what was going on with his eyes.

Chen Yiyan said calmly: "I asked Chen Kezhi to make rice paste for me today, but he refused, and he still wanted to hit me. I said I wanted to sue you, and he yelled at me. I told him you yell at me again. Just let Dad hit you with a mop, you see he is still yelling now."

After Chen Yiyan finished speaking, he ran towards Tan Songxue and hugged his thigh: "Dad, I miss you..."

Tan Songxue picked up Chen Yiyan and said, "Baby, are you still hungry?"

Chen Yiyan: "I want to eat slime."

Qin Songxue: "Dad, can I make you a bath?"

Chen Yiyan: "No, I have to do my own things, and I have to wash the dishes myself."

Tan Songxue kissed him: "So good!"

Chen Kezhi: "..."

Chen Kezhi: "You don't care about him! Do you know what he calls the mop at home?"

Tan Songxue hugged Chen Yiyan and smiled, "What do you call it, baby?"

Chen Yi said: "Gentle and virtuous stick!"

Qin Songxue boasted: "Good name!"

Chen Kezhi: "..."

That night Chen Kezhi thought about running away from home very seriously.

"I never thought that the two of us could have children." After Chen Yiyan went to elementary school, the family suddenly became quiet. Chen Kezhi stayed with Tan Songxue at home, and Tan Songxue said to Chen Kezhi.

Chen Kezhi: "I told you when I was young, we will get married when we grow up, and now we are really married."

Qin Songxue: "Hey, I heard from Uncle Yi that there are rumors that the same-sex marriage law will be passed, why don't we go get a certificate?"

Chen Kezhi: "Okay, we'll be the first to get it when it's released."

The author has something to say: [Explain, for some reason, many things cannot be written in too much detail, just know what that means (you can refer to the Rothschild family, although the Chen family cannot reach that point, but Chen Kezhi's idea is to start from this aspect, step by step, and Chen Yiyan can take over his class in the future, money and power complement each other, and develop together with Chen Ming's branch).In short, Chen Kezhi did not give up his dreams and responsibilities, but continued to realize them in a different way with a little regret. He is definitely not someone who gives up his future for the sake of love.This road is even more difficult for him, because he can be regarded as the first person in their family to enter this field, and he has to go on alone.

If I have the opportunity in the future, I won’t be so sensitive anymore. I will probably write an article about finance, involving private equity control and the like, focusing on bureaucracy and power struggle (it seems that I have never seen this type of article ), there will be a cameo by Chen Kezhi, haha. 】

It is getting thicker and longer every day, and the nest is always attacking the spoon ￣へ￣!

That mop stem is like this. When Chen Kezhi came out, he was beaten half to death by Chen's father with a mop, so Chen Kezhi saw the mop... Hahahaha gentle and virtuous stick!Thank you for the stalk that Facial Paralysis came up with, it’s great!