After the salted fish dark guard falls off his horse

Report to my bedroom tonight.

Ah this.

Hearing this question, Liang Jue fell silent.

There was silence in the darkness. After a while, Shen Jinfeng thought that he didn't want to reveal it, so he didn't intend to get to the bottom of it. He joked, "It couldn't be me, could it?"

Liang Jue asked tentatively, "If I say yes, would you believe me?"

Shen Jinfeng: "I don't believe it." He just thought it was Liang Jue who took him down the steps.

Liang Jue also guessed that he would answer like this, and sighed: "You don't believe me anyway, so why ask me?"

After chatting for so long, Shen Jinfeng was already very sleepy, and his voice lowered: "Ask casually, you don't have to know, if they do it by then, just ask your friend to send me a wedding invitation, and I'll sit at the children's table. "

Liang Jue: "..."

Liang Jue: "Good guy, you don't even have a horoscope, you even thought about where to sit at the wedding banquet?"

Shen Jinfeng: "If they need it, I can also help name the child."

Liang Jue said with difficulty: "This... this should not be used, they are all men."

Shen Jinfeng: "Then I wish the two newcomers a happy marriage and a happy marriage for a hundred years. I will swallow the key."

Liang Jue only understood the first half of the sentence: "Xiao Shen, why are you so inconsistent? This key is not a pleasure to swallow."

After Liang Jue finished speaking, there was no reply, and the sound of even breathing came from the darkness.

Xiao Shen fell asleep.

Liang Jue pondered for a while and guessed that what he just spoke was a dialect.

Generally, the incomprehensible words that pop out of Xiao Shen's mouth are all his dialects, with all kinds of strange meanings.

Liang Jue and Qi Han have been listening to it for a long time, and have learned a little bit.

After thinking about it, Liang Jue still couldn't fall asleep, and sighed faintly.I don't know if it's because good-looking people don't worry about it. He often feels that Xiao Shen has an inconceivably big heart, as if everything can go in one ear and out the other, so he doesn't take it to heart.

In the film department, it's okay to say that if you make a mistake, you will usually be fined to sweep the palace, and if it is serious, you may be punished with dozens of boards. With the physical fitness of these hidden guards, they can always recover after ten days and a half months.But if you marry the emperor, or even become a queen, you have to bear far more than that.

The harem of the Holy Majesty is clean, which can avoid palace fights, but the emperors in all dynasties have been favored by the emperor without exception. They are all standing on the cusp of the storm. I don’t know how many pairs of eyes are staring at them. Any mistake will attract the officials. verbal criticism.

In their view, the emperor indulged in pleasure because he was bewitched by his favorite concubine, and the emperor did not spread out because of the queen's immorality.Officials dare not talk about the Holy Majesty, they can only point the finger at his favorite person, or in other words, it is not allowed to win the emperor's favor.

So when Liang Jue learned that the person in the painting was Xiao Shen, he didn't know whether to be happy or sad for a moment, and was so anxious that he couldn't sleep.

But after chatting with Xiao Shen, he seemed to know what he should do.

Early the next morning, Qi Han opened his eyes and saw Liang Jue walking in from the door. He froze for a moment, rubbed his eyes to make sure he read correctly: "Why did you come back from outside? You went out?"

Liang Jue kicked the door with his hind foot and answered.

Qi Han wondered: "It's so early, why did you go?"

Liang Jue raised his hand and showed him the mahogany food box in his hand, which contained breakfast for four people.

Qi Han was shocked: "You got up early and went to the dining hall to bring us food? Is the sun coming out from the west?"

Liang Jue hesitated for a moment, but didn't say that he was actually going to do another thing, and bringing breakfast was just a matter of passing.Qi Han helped put the breakfast on the table, and was about to call Shen Jinfeng, but was stopped by Liang Jue: "Xiao Shen is not on duty, why call him, let him sleep more."

Qi Han was surprised: "This should be put in the past. Didn't you shake him up earlier to thank you? I will be on duty in half an hour, but I won't hear Xiao Shen's face-to-face thanks."

Liang Jue clasped his hands together, and the Buddha's light shone all over him: "It doesn't matter, father's love doesn't ask for anything in return."

Qi Han: "..."

He pushed the door open and went out, looking up at the sky: "Damn it, the sun didn't come out from the west, did it?"

The first half of the sentence is the dialect learned by Xiao Shen.

When Shen Jinfeng woke up, the two dark guard brothers had already arrived at their posts.Song Qiu was sitting at the table eating breakfast, when he heard a movement, he raised his head to look at him: "Xiao Shen, are you awake? It's just right, the porridge is still hot." Song Qiu wanted to wake him up to eat together, but was too embarrassed to disturb him.

Shen Jinfeng stretched his waist, and there was a nasal sound in his smile: "You brought it?"

"It's not me. When I woke up, I saw breakfast on the table. They had already gone out. I don't know who brought it."

Shen Jinfeng clasped his hands together: "Thank you for the gift of nature."

Song Qiu couldn't help laughing: "By the way, it was cloudy for the past two days. According to Si Tianjian's observation, it will be sunny today. I heard that Shengshang will hold a banquet at Linxiantai at noon for all officials. There will also be dancing and music at the banquet." What about the performance...Xiao Shen, have you seen the performance at the palace banquet?"

Shen Jinfeng replied: "I saw it once."

He started working with the Holy Majesty at the beginning of the year, and was fortunate enough to hide in a dark corner and watch the Lantern Festival banquet all night.

Because it is a performance to the emperor, all the musicians and dancers who are unique in the palace banquet are invited to the palace banquet, which can be called an audio-visual feast.

Shen Jinfeng gave a general description of the scene at that time, and Song Qiu was full of longing after hearing it: "Whenever, I can watch it once."

Seats for the palace banquet are limited, and you need to be invited by the Holy Majesty to participate. However, Daxi is a prosperous country with many officials, and the seats are basically not available to secret envoys.

Shen Jinfeng touched his chin: "Otherwise, you change into the clothes of the hidden guard, and today I will take you in to have a look."

"Really?" Song Qiu's eyes lit up, "Is this okay?"

Shen Jinfeng said: "When the time comes, just squat in a dark corner and pretend that you are a tree without emotion. Our dark guards are usually like this."

Song Qiu was very moved, but still a little timid: "What if we are found out?"

Shen Jinfeng smiled: "Isn't there still me?"

……

At noon, the weather was consistent with Si Tianjian's observation results, the sun was shining brightly, and the sky was clear and blue.The maids and eunuchs were beaming, and they shuttled through the banquet venue with exquisite jade plates and cups.

Linxiantai was built in the period of the first emperor. It is a place in the palace dedicated to watching opera, dance and music performances in the open air. Although the banquet has not officially started, the officials have been waiting by the seats.

The number of places for the palace banquet is limited, and it is a great honor for them to be invited to the banquet, so no one dares to neglect.

On the side of the Immortal Terrace, behind a screen with ink-painted landscapes, two black shadow dogs poked their heads out furtively.

The shorter one was Song Qiu, and the child's cheeks flushed with excitement: "Look, Xiao Shen, the musician is over there!"

Shen Jinfeng raised his index finger: "Shhh—Xiao Song, calm down."

Song Qiujing reminded him, and lowered his voice: "I know those musicians, they are all famous masters all over the world. I heard that many rich businessmen spend tens of thousands of taels of gold to invite them, but they can't hire them."

Shen Jinfeng said: "The masters who can reach the pinnacle in this way are somewhat arrogant. They don't lack ten thousand taels of gold, so naturally they can't invite them with money." It is different to be invited to the palace banquet to perform skills to the emperor. Level of official certification.

However, if you are a foolish emperor like the first emperor who indulged in feasts and feasts, forget it, there is no gold in attending his palace banquets.

At this time, the eunuch accompanying the imperial court came to announce: "The Holy Majesty and the Queen Mother have arrived—"

Hearing this, all the officials at the banquet hurriedly got up and went out to greet them, saluting respectfully.

Today's Holy Majesty actually doesn't care much about these red tapes, and he doesn't use them to show the emperor's prestige. If the ministers of the court are more afraid of the late emperor than respectful, they respect him more from the bottom of their hearts.

Passing through the bowed officials and officials, the Holy One and the Empress Dowager took their seats at the highest seat in Linxiantai.The officials below took their seats one after another, and the banquet began.

The ladies of the palace brought exquisite dishes, and the eunuchs served and filled the wine glasses.Accompanied by court musicians playing the piano, the dancers stepped out from behind the screen, boarded Linxiantai on both sides, and danced lightly in the center of the round platform.

The Empress Dowager smiled and admired for a while, then turned her head to find that the emperor sitting beside her had drooping eyelids, as if he was thinking about something, and did not watch the singing and dancing on the stage.She sighed, and asked: "What's on your mind, Your Majesty? On the way here, Aijia saw that you were absent-minded."

Xiao Wangshu came back to his senses, brushed the tea cover with his slender fingers, and wrote lightly: "It's not an important matter, the queen mother doesn't need to worry about it."

Xiao Wangshu found a strange note in the imperial study this morning.

The note was thrown in through the window, and the guard guarding the imperial study didn't notice anything unusual, indicating that the other party was very agile.After confirming that the note had not been tampered with, Xiao Wangshu opened it, and there were only six words on it: Dark Guard Eleven, Mask.

As if trying to convey something to him.

A mask is equivalent to the life of a secret guard profession. If a secret guard reveals his true colors in front of others, their identity value will disappear.

Xiao Wangshu lowered his eyes and took a sip of tea.

At this moment, a disharmonious sound suddenly appeared in the dancing music of Qin Se and Ming.Beside the screen of the ink-painted landscape, a vase was knocked to the ground, and broken porcelain scattered all over the floor.

The sound attracted the attention of the banquet, and the officials in front of the screen stood up, hurriedly cupped their hands and explained to Xiao Wangshu: "My Majesty, this is not what I did, it was, it fell down suddenly!"

Some officials who had a bad relationship with him sneered: "You didn't touch it. Could it be that the vase fell by itself because of its long legs? I advise Mr. Yu to justify himself next time, and he should think carefully about it, and don't commit a deception. It's a big taboo."

Master Yu was panicked and angry, his face was pale: "Don't spit blood!"

At a high place, Xiao Wangshu put down the cup, the bottom of the cup touched the table, and there was a deep and clear sound.The two officials were silent in unison, not daring to say another word.

He raised his hand lightly, and the music at the banquet stopped abruptly. The dancers stopped their movements and stood in two rows with their heads bowed respectfully, waiting for orders.

In the silence, Xiao Wangshu said calmly: "Who is hiding behind the screen, come out."

Hearing this, Song Qiu behind the screen was shocked: "What should we do? The Holy Majesty has found us!"

He was so emotional watching the performance just now that he accidentally knocked down the vase beside the screen.Knowing that he had caused a catastrophe, Song Qiu broke out in cold sweat.

Shen Jinfeng patted him reassuringly, and walked out.

Song Qiu panicked: "Xiao Shen...what are you doing?"

The way he strolled in the courtyard gave Song Qiu the illusion that he was not taking the blame, but eating hot pot.

Shen Jinfeng came to the center of the banquet, knelt down on the laid out golden velvet carpet, and kowtowed to the Holy Majesty and the Empress Dowager.

Seeing this, the officials on both sides couldn't help whispering and discussing: "So it's the secret guard, no wonder it's hiding behind the screen."

"A hidden guard made such a big fuss at the palace banquet, don't you want to live?"

"Why does it look familiar... Oh, I remembered, he was also the one who practiced fighting crickets in the martial arts field two days ago! This is a repeat offender!"

On the high platform, the queen mother also recognized Shen Jinfeng: "Isn't this the little secret guard who was boarded yesterday? Why doesn't this child have a long memory?"

Xiao Wangshu ordered the eunuch in front of the imperial court: "Bring him up."

"As ordered."

Soon, the eunuch brought Shen Jinfeng over.

Because of the taboo of not being able to look directly at Shengyan, Shen Jinfeng could only stand with his head bowed.

Xiao Wangshu said calmly: "Lift your face up."

Hearing the order, he slowly raised his face, but his eyelashes were still lowered, and he did not look up at the Holy Majesty.

His eyes fell on Xiao Wangshu's fingers, which were white and slender, with well-defined knuckles and beautiful, they were tapping the table lightly, which was the holy majesty's habitual action when thinking.

The Holy Majesty is thinking about how to punish him.

Suggest expulsion.

At this moment, Xiao Wangshu said: "Take off the mask."

He said, "I have something to ask you."

Hearing this, Shen Jinfeng blinked lightly and slowly.

The hidden guard of the film company took off his mask in front of people, which was equivalent to resignation.When the Holy Majesty said this, he already meant to expel him.

Xiao Shen was ecstatic.

While applauding in his heart, he obediently took off his mask.

Suddenly, the surroundings became quiet.

Wherever he looked, Xiao Wangshu's fingers did not move, as if the pause button had been pressed.

For a long while, there was no movement from the Holy Majesty.

This must be the calm before the storm.

Shen Jinfeng thought.

The surroundings were quiet, and during the long wait, he stared boredly at the back of the Holy Majesty's hand. The Holy Majesty's skin was very thin, cold white in color, with light blue veins looming.Shen Jinfeng once heard people say that people with thin skin can blush very obviously.But with His Majesty's cold and ascetic appearance, wanting to see him shy is tantamount to daydreaming.

Suddenly, Xiao Wangshu's fingers moved.

Shen Jinfeng:!

I'm coming.

Let the storm that packs away be more violent.

Xiao Wangshu cleared his throat, and for some reason, his tone was much gentler: "You...you don't need to work in the film department from now on."

Shen Jinfeng: Good!

Listen to me, thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm.

He was about to knelt down and kowtowed his head to thank Lord Ron, when he saw the hand of the Holy Lord suddenly stretched out to help him, his slender fingertips clasped the protruding knuckles of his wrist, and there was a warm touch from his fingertips.

Shen Jinfeng raised his eyes in surprise, and saw His Majesty lowered his brows and eyes indifferently, and a touch of red was quietly stained behind his ears.

Xiao Wangshu said softly: "Come to report to my bedroom tonight."

Shen Jinfeng:?

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