The little stupid cat spoiled by the boss

what?

His face will look better than mine?

There was another burst of unknown anger: "If you hit someone and don't go and see, what do you think I am doing???"

Only then did the old Black Mountain demon get up slowly, and glanced at the window, but there was nothing downstairs except for a few dim street lights, including the bowl.

Did it hit a beggar?He happened to be short of a bowl, so he picked up that bowl together?

The Montenegrin old demon returned to the table blankly: "Honey, there's nothing outside..."

Xu Anning was worried, so he went to look again, but found nothing, forget it, let's drive this guy away, or he was afraid that he would not be able to control the fire and demolish his home.

Turning around to push the old black mountain demon, "Okay, it's nothing, you just go!"

"Honey, I don't want to, don't don't don't don't want to go, I want to stay at your house!" The black mountain old demon turned around deftly and hugged him tightly in his arms: "I want to be with you, I will help you wash the dishes, help You do the laundry, wash the socks, mop the floor, take out the trash, wash the toilet... I will take care of all your housework, and I will give you money, so don't drive me away, okay?"

Xu Anning: "..."

Wait, why am I in his arms?

Wait, why didn't I push him away?

Wait, why is my face so hot and my heart beating so fast?

Damn, am I out of my mind too?

He tried to twist his body to break free from his restraints, but the handsome man in front of him who looked only half a head taller than himself, with a soft body, was full of strength, like a soft snake, entangled him to death.

He begged him for mercy in discouragement: "Big brother, I call you big brother, have you been stimulated in any way? If you have nowhere to go, I will call the director of the psychiatric department for you. Don't ask me how I know, I used to help people hit..."

"Honey, I haven't been stimulated, the only place I want to go," he pressed his slender and cool hand on his chest, even if it was against his clothes, he could feel his temperature, he was hot, and But he was cold, "It's your heart."

The only thing I have ever been stimulated is seeing your dead body hanging in three-foot white silk hundreds of years ago.

Only the warmth in your heart can make my naturally cold-blooded and cold heart ignite waves.

Xu Anning was slightly stunned when he heard that, pervert is not scary, neuropathy is not scary, what is scary is that this pervert is a psychopath, and this neuropathy is contagious...

I must have been infected with neurosis by him, so I didn't even have the strength to raise my hand to hit him.

They only met for the second time, and he actually moved into his home with a marriage certificate, calling out his wife and saying strange things like love words. This kind of thing is completely illogical and scientific. The truth is only A: This man must have escaped from a mental hospital!

The most important thing is that if you are a man, even if you like a man, you are still the one above!

Bah, bah, who wants to like men?

Or this crazy man with dyed green hair?

No, stabilize him first, and then call the mental hospital!

Thinking of this, Xu Anning gave him a forced smile: "Okay, then you went to wash the dishes?"

The Montenegrin old demon thought that when he heard this, he would definitely get angry or hit himself again, but he didn't expect to let him wash the dishes. Did he agree to let him stay?

After being dazed for a while, he kissed the thin, deserted and slightly flushed cheek with joy, "Hey, wife, I'm going to wash the dishes right now!"

Afraid of being beaten after the kiss, he quickly let go of him, turned around to clean up the dishes on the table, and watched his reaction quietly while putting away the bowls.

It is still a fleeting warm, cool and soft touch, like a small piece of green lemon-flavored ice cream that suddenly brushes across the cheeks, and then disappears quickly, leaving only a little bit of cool and moist moisture.

Stay on the burning cheeks.

It gradually penetrated into the skin, getting deeper and deeper, as if it was about to soak into the heart.

Xu Anning was stunned for a long time, then raised his hand to wipe his face, and then rubbed vigorously, found the source of infection, it must be his saliva!

His saliva must be contagious neuropathy!

Otherwise, how could my heart beat so hard?

he thought so.

He rushed into his room in a hurry, he wanted to make a phone call, and arrest this person who can infect neuropathy with saliva!

However, when he opened the door, he saw a "person" with long hair lying on the bed!

Almost screamed!

That "person" was wearing a pure white robe as soft as a cloud, lying on his bed with his back facing him, his thick and long black hair was scattered on the pillow, and some strands even slipped to the ground, weird and coquettish.

In order to save electricity bills, there is only one energy-saving lamp with poor light in his room. The white and dim light shines on the "person" lying on the bed, like a female ghost!

Chapter 47 Corpse? ? ?

Xu Anning hadn't calmed down from the irrelevant kiss just now, but when he saw such a creepy scene again, his heart beat like a drum for an instant.

He has seen too much evil of people, and does not believe that there are ghosts and gods in the world.

Trying to calm down my thoughts and sort out the things that happened in the past two days. First, the cat I raised became a human being, and then I got a huge black card from the cat's boyfriend, and then a man with long and narrow eyes popped up Ci, he also called himself Lin Shen, and said he had been looking for me for hundreds of years.

Then there was the weird dream of becoming an actor. When I woke up, a strange green-haired man also called himself Lin Shen. When I got home at night, he changed my house completely, and even took out a marriage certificate, saying that I was his wife...