Reverse · Peerless Double Pride

When Hua Wuque heard Xiao Yu'er's question, he actually cleared his throat, and began to recite solemnly: "The first rule of Yihua Palace is that all stinky men who bully women in the world shall be punished. Trespassing in the forbidden area of ​​Yihua Palace All the stinky men in the world should be punished."

Xiao Yu'er smiled: "It's really unique to have the phrase 'stinky man' mixed in the palace rules! Besides, aren't you a man? It sounds like you're scolding yourself."

Wu Que said leisurely: "Although I am a man, I don't smell bad, and I don't bully women."

Xiao Yuer was crazy with joy, he felt that the happiest thing was not that Hua Wuque said such humorous words, but that when he said such humorous words, he was really not happy at all.

Xiao Yu'er covered his stomach with a smile and asked, "And then? The next one?"

Hua Wuque said: "Second, meditate with few desires, keep your body clean, keep your mind like still water, and don't laugh or cry to ruin the tranquility of the palace."

Xiao Yu'er curled her lips and said, "No wonder! You just said that Aunt Ping is the sister of the girl you eliminated? I wonder why Aunt Ping didn't cry when she saw her own sister die in front of her eyes? So she was afraid of committing crimes. Palace rules! In fact, if there is no one around, it shouldn’t be a problem for her to cry a few times here, because you probably wouldn’t report that she broke the palace rules, would you?”

Hua Wuque sighed: "If you have never cried or laughed in your life, you will not understand at all. If a person has not cried for so long, so long that he has forgotten how to cry, even if you are allowed for a while Go cry, but you may not be able to cry."

Xiao Yu'er seemed a little regretful when he heard Wu Que's words, so he couldn't help comforting him: "Heroes don't shed tears lightly, but it's just not when they are sad. When you are really sad or happy, you will naturally cry and laugh." .”

Hua Wuque asked himself: "Will it?...Not necessarily."

Xiao Yu'er asked: "But aren't you the young master? The maids are not allowed to cry or laugh, and the young master is not allowed to cry or laugh?"

Hua Wuque said: "Because you are the young master, you have to lead by example. Moreover, the inner strength of this school is intended to restrain all things. The more advanced the martial arts are, the more they need the six senses to be clean. Without desires or desires, laughing and crying will only hinder the practice of martial arts."

Xiao Yu'er said disdainfully: "It's not fun at all. No matter how good your martial arts are, you can't cry? You can't laugh either? Then what's the point of being alive?"

Wu Que began to think, and pondered: "To live...do people live to be interesting?"

Xiao Yu'er felt that this question was meaningless, and said with a smile: "Of course, life is meaningless, it's better to die!"

Hua Wuque didn't think this question was meaningless at all, looked at Xiao Yu'er and asked again: "Then...then should I die..."

Xiao Yu'er was a little creeped by Wu Que's gaze, and hurriedly smoothed things over and said, "Don't, don't, you are a dragon and a phoenix among people, living a life of luxury, handsome and unrestrained, with world-class martial arts skills, and gentle manners... Oh, you How can we live if such people deserve to die?"

Xiao Yu'er originally thought that Hua Wuque would be happy if he patted this flattery, but seeing his somewhat disappointed look, he knew that this time he slapped the horse's leg.

Wu Que followed Xiao Yu'er's flattering words and asked: "Since my life is so good, if I want you to trade with me, would you be happy or not?"

Xiao Yu'er smiled and said: "I can't do it, no matter how well I eat and dress, if grandpa doesn't let me laugh all day long, it will definitely be worse than holding shit!"

This answer made Wu Que a little melancholy, and said: "If I really had to choose... maybe I would choose to be you too."

Xiao Yuer chuckled: "It's all about others. You just watched the thief eat the meat, but you didn't see the thief being beaten!" After saying that, he took off his shirt, revealing the scars all over his body, and said with a smile: "Grandpa suffered Beating, it's more than eating meat!"

He didn't expect that Wu Que only glanced at himself, then quickly looked away, and couldn't help but joked Wu Que again: "Are you really a woman? How about you look at this man's body, and you will be shy?!"

In fact, Wu Que just hadn't seen the man's body much before, and he was taken aback suddenly when he saw it. Hearing what Xiao Yu'er said, he also felt that he could actually look at it, so he swept Xiao Yu'er up and down again, as if Feeling that it was really commonplace and nothing unusual, he said, "Being beaten? Physical pain is not a big deal. Since you are a man, you can bear it and let it go. If you don't like scars on your body, brother Hai, here is... "

"No, thank you, I will also prepare the medicine for scar removal. It's just that I like to have these scars. Grandpa, I think these scars are really like a pure man." Seeing the scars, Xiao Yu'er couldn't be scared He was a little disappointed, rolled his eyes, and smiled again: "What about the dirt? I roll in the mud all day long, pick up manure in the stables, my body is covered in mud, and I can't take a bath for ten days and a half months. My head is covered with manges, the sores on my feet are full of maggots crawling in, and my body is full of fleas and lice..."

"Okay, brother Hai, stop talking..." It can be seen that Wucai is really scared this time.Seeing that the prank has succeeded, Xiao Yu'er secretly smiled: He probably won't have the idea of ​​becoming a gangster anymore... But who would have expected that compared to this scarred body, this young man with delicate skin and tender flesh would actually be more slender? Afraid of fleas?

Xiao Yu'er still remembered the topic just now, and continued to ask: "I just talked about the palace rules. Are there other palace rules?"

Wu Que didn't want to think about fleas and sores any more, so he quickly withdrew his thoughts and replied: "The third rule is that men and women are not allowed to kiss each other, fornication is strictly prohibited, and court ladies are not allowed to approach the young master arbitrarily."

Xiao Yu'er shook his head again, and said: "This one is specially made for you? I thought you must have rich experience in this women's nest, but I didn't expect that there would be such a rule. The maids serve you all day, why? Maybe not to touch it? What if it is touched?"

Hua Wuque only said two words "disappear".