Fox meets golden retriever

"Preparation for Winter: Cured Meat and Spring and Dreams"

When Chang Nian checked the chat records, he was inevitably moved.

Chang Nian found that since he separated from Jiang Hong, that kid seemed to have become more careful.Take this time as an example, he only asked about the method of making bacon, and that guy sorted out the methods of pork knuckle and pork skin jelly.

Speaking of which, these two are Chang Nian's favorite food, I don't know if he knew about them or just got it right.In any case, I was very happy to read often, and decided to try to do it—although there are a lot of materials missing.

However, Chang Nian decided to make cured meat first. This method is simple and has a long storage time. It is most suitable for orcs who eat a lot and love meat.

Chang Nian caught a long-eared beast and planned to try it himself first.

This "self" is actually a lot of water. In fact, the whole operation process is done by Chang Nian himself except for catching the long-eared beast. The rest of the cleaning, skinning and gutting, including the three subsequent saltings, are all done by tea.

In Chacha's words: "Maomao, you just need to be responsible for moving your mouth, and let my father do the hands-on work!" So, Chang Nian felt very at ease and said, "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands".

According to the production method provided by Jiang Hong, the salted meat is either stacked together and slowly marinated, or hung in a cool and ventilated place. The taste of cured meat produced by the two methods is different.

Chang Nian knew very well that in the winter when food was scarce, the taste was not important to the orcs, as long as they could eat.Therefore, considering various conditions, Chang Nian finally chose the second method—there are trees everywhere, shade everywhere, and there is no shortage of wind in autumn. No matter how you look at it, the method of air-drying and pickling is more suitable.

After Tiger came back, he saw the "masterpiece" of two foxes, one big and one small, and was very curious. He also heard that this so-called "bacon" would not go bad even if it was put next spring, and he was deeply suspicious.

You must know that the winter in the Magic Continent is cold and long, the temperature is low and the humidity is high at the same time, and there is plenty of sunshine at noon, the ice and snow melt quickly, and it is impossible to store food for a winter.

"Actually, I'm not sure now." Chang Nian didn't hold back, but made a practical suggestion, "It's better to wait 25 days. If this long-eared beast can be marinated well, we can do other things."

Tiger nodded in agreement, "Indeed, it's not too late to talk then."

"Why is it not too late? Winter is coming soon, how many prey can we catch?" Chacha disagreed, and even stared at a pair of fox eyes, angrily directed at Tiger, "Don't you believe our Mao Mao? He If you can do it, you can do it! Go and catch the prey, go now, the more the better!"

The more Chacha talked, the more excited she became, as if Tiger had made a big mistake, she simply punched and beat Tiger out.

I often think of pantothenic acid in my stomach, not being believed... I am not so excited, what is going on with Chacha?The appearance of a big man shaking his head, stomping his feet and beating another man with his pink fist... Is this still possible to watch?

Chang Nian couldn't help closing his eyes.

However, for Tiger, who is tall, healthy and full of blood, his partner's pink fist beating on his thick chest is almost equivalent to flirting, soft and itchy, and he can't help but arouse the deepest desire and thoughts in his heart.

"Stop making trouble." Tiger hugged Sapo's partner in his arms, his eyes darkened, and he let out a low growl, full of warning.

The alarm in Chacha's mind sounded instantly, and she struggled out of Tiger's arms with lightning speed, taking several steps back.

Tiger's face turned dark all of a sudden, "Come here!" His tone was low and dangerous.Even if Tiger didn't have that kind of thought just now, he decided to punish this ignorant little thing now.

"I, I, I..." Chachabu looked at Tiger and then at Chang Nian, blushing and speechless.

"Come here." Tiger repeated.

Chacha continued to back away without fear of death, "You, you, you...you go hunting, me, me... Maomao and I are preparing bacon...yes, bacon!" After Chacha finished speaking, she nodded her head smartly .

Chang Nian turned his head to look at the sky of the black head - can't you find a better reason?The little white fox intentionally looked sleepy, yawned and touched the bed, and silently burned three sticks of incense for Chacha in his heart.

Tiger was very satisfied with his son's understanding. While considering whether to sharpen a sharper bone knife for him to play with, he strode forward and carried Chacha on his shoulder with ease.

With his back turned to them, Chang Nian could clearly hear Chacha's call from the distance: "No - not today!"

Tiger said nothing, obviously a man of action.

When the sound could not be heard at all, Chang Nian sat up without any sleepiness.

Although on the surface he acted to fulfill them, in reality Chang Nian was still more or less uncomfortable.

Two tough men hug OOXX, is it really exciting?What is the posture like?Go in from the back?

Chang Nian's eyes staring at the wooden door began to wander.The fox's tail, which was often neglected by him, waggled, waggled, waving, intentionally or unintentionally swept to the small entrance... Then, the little fox turned into petrification—Nimma!What the hell am I expecting? !

Grandpa is straight!Grandpa is straight!Grandpa is straight!

Chang Nian raised his head to the sky and roared three times, then fell asleep.

That night, Chang Nian moved his limbs in a half-dream and half-awake, and suddenly froze—his hand!his feet!His body... is back!He's turned into a human!

Chang Nian looked incredulously at the fair and tender skin without a single white hair in front of her, and was so excited that she almost cried.

Regardless of being naked, Chang Nian turned over and over on the bed looking at and touching herself, and finally confirmed that nothing was missing, even a red birthmark on the base of her thigh.

Therefore, this body is still his usual thought, and it has not been replaced by an unfamiliar face.One can imagine the excitement of thanking heaven and thanking the eight generations of ancestors of the Great God.

However, not long after Chang Nian was happy, another scene appeared in the blink of an eye.

A man came in from outside the door. He was tall and strong with wheat-colored skin, sharp-edged face, and a sunny smile.Chang Nian was in the right mood and couldn't help whistling frivolously.

The man seemed to be in a better mood. Seeing the enthusiastic Chang Nian, he pushed forward without hesitation.

At first, Chang Nian thought that the other party was joking, two big men stacked on the bed with almost zero distance, this kind of picture is too strange.However, he is in a good mood today, so if this person doesn't hug him so tightly, Chang Nian might let him hold him down.

But... well... I can't breathe.It was too embarrassing to say that he was suffocated to death as soon as he took human form.

Chang Nian pushed the person above, and said with a smile: "Brother, don't be so enthusiastic, let people take a breath."

Unexpectedly, the man just paused, not only didn't let go, but started to grope around with his big hand.

Chang Nian's face darkened.Start struggling with hands and feet.Chang Nian was suffocating in his heart, he was a man, so he didn't believe that he couldn't make money.

Obviously, the other party is not a vegetarian either, the harder Chang Nian struggled, the tighter he was restrained.

In the end, Chang Nian started to curse, and the other party reluctantly gambled on him.At this point, if Chang Nian didn't understand the other party's intentions, he would have blinded Jiang Hong, a purely gay kid.

What the hell did you think of the uncle!

Chang Nian endured the nausea, and bit down on the other's raging tongue.A fishy-sweet taste came from the mouth, and a strong rust smell spread.

The other party was in pain, and slapped Chang Nian's round buttocks and petals with a slap, making a crisp sound of "pa——".

"Huh?" The other party whispered, and his appetite was whetted.

The big hands fell down one after another, and there was a strange sound of "papapapa" in the air.

The hot burning pain came from the buttocks, spread to the heart and became an irresolvable diaphragm.Chang Nian even has the desire to eat people.

A man can't bear the humiliation of being played around with applause like this.What's more, Chang Nian is still a straight man with a strong blood.

Chang Nian's veins bulged, and he bit the opponent's throat with one bite. At the moment when blood spurted out, Chang Nian shook his head suddenly - woke up.

……

It turned out...it was a dream.

The little fox spat out the water bag that was firmly in his mouth, his eyes were unfocused.

Is it a dream?Such a bizarre dream?Such a real touch... and that clear voice... the humiliation of being unable to resist...

Men and men... and men who are taller than themselves and stronger than themselves.

Chang Nian suddenly realized that this is a world where all the people are disturbed - how can a straight man like him live?

Chang Nian was still a little dazed until he woke up the next day.Then came a timid guilty conscience, as if he had done something wrong.There is also a strong anger, like the anger of feeding the dog with good intentions but being bitten by the dog.

Chacha was also in a complicated mood. His son saw that he was carried out and did not return overnight, which made his old face go away!

Chacha became angry and angry, and Tiger suffered.Still, a well-fed Tiger revels in his partner's intermittent outbursts -- and he can't wait for more!

A family of three with their own minds quickly put into work—no, it should be a family of four, don't forget Xiaoyou.

From today onwards, they will make a lot of cured meat, and the division of labor is clear—Tiger is responsible for hunting, disembowelling, peeling, salting and hanging, and Chacha is responsible for lying on the bed and eating fruit while venting his anger and throwing the skin on Tiger. , Chang Nian is responsible for moving his mouth and guiding him to eat a fruit by the way, and Yo Yo is responsible for accompanying Chang Nian and Chacha to eat fruit.

Therefore, the real hunter and chef is the one who satiates overnight, or the same sentence - people have fun in it!

The work of marinating meat lasted for more than 20 days, and then Chacha started to help Tiger when his anger subsided.Chang Nian was still in charge of directing, and Yo Yo continued to watch.

Later, all kinds of cured meat were hung on the trees in a radius of ten meters in Chang Nian's house.Whole ones, strips, thighs and hooves.Just imagine, a big tree more than ten meters high, with a canopy that blocks the sky and the sun, the leaves are withering one after another, and the high and low branches are covered with strips of red and fluttering bacon, how spectacular it is!

The tribe is boiling, to keep everyone happy for a while, and everyone finally has a new topic to talk about——Chachajia’s trees are growing meat!Even the sense of sadness that winter is coming is watered down.This joke is enough for the author to say: It’s late today, sorry~